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Sports / Re: Footballer, Chikelu Ofoedu Slapped By A Military Man by Shormiey(m): 7:58pm On Jan 22, 2021
9jaBloke:
Whenever I'm dressed in flowing Caftan + Buhari Cap in my white Hilux, I'm totally confident around the military. Just speak English in a clear voice and act like you have all the time.

The guy is not properly dressed for starters.

The soldier liver don drop....they should share this video until he is apprehended.
I'm telling you......
Celebrities / Re: "A Lot Depends On The Happiness Of Your Woman" - BBNaija's Neo by Shormiey(m): 7:47pm On Jan 22, 2021
uncleck:
Nairaland headquarters of red pill will call him a simp. But the fact is, if you are married, the longevity of life and your happiness thereof, depends on your wife. If worshiping her will make your home a happy one, go ahead and do it. Don't let hearsay or unfounded suspicion ruin your happiness. Maka ndu Ogologo.



Your roof is still my concern. Check my signature
Worship what? Better lemme just keep quiet

Celebrities / Re: "A Lot Depends On The Happiness Of Your Woman" - BBNaija's Neo by Shormiey(m): 7:45pm On Jan 22, 2021
Beckysexy:
Awwwnn.
But I think everyone deserves to be prayed for. It should rather be pray for your partner. A lot of happiness of happiness depends on your partner.
What's this one saying now? No be only prayer grin
Politics / Re: Salihu Lukman, Ondo Monarchs Back Quit Notice To Herdsmen by Shormiey(m): 7:28pm On Jan 22, 2021
Fahdiga:
We the Yorubas prefers to live with peaceful Fulani herdsmen than terrorists IPOB


Ban dey worry you abi.....you think it's a joking matter. angry
Politics / Re: Why Pigeons Buhari Released Refused To Fly - Femi Adesina by Shormiey(m): 7:23pm On Jan 22, 2021
Why em pigeons go fly when em don soil naija earth with lotta bloods.......?


Useless people undecided
Crime / Re: 600 Bandits In Kaduna Agree To Surrender Arms After Meeting With Gumi by Shormiey(m): 7:16pm On Jan 22, 2021
Which one is surrender again after these bastard have send lots of soul to the land of beyond?.. undecided


This country is bleeped.....
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Thanks Donald Trump For Granting Him Presidential Pardon by Shormiey(m): 7:00am On Jan 22, 2021
sapphiere:
What kind of hair is that?
That's tinted natural dread by young mulla baby.
Health / Re: Akin Abayomi Inspects 54gene's Genome Sequencing Laboratory In Lagos by Shormiey(m): 6:48am On Jan 22, 2021
Good
Properties / Re: Sani-Gwarzo Blames EndSARS Protest, COVID-19 For Rising Cement Prices by Shormiey(m): 6:46am On Jan 22, 2021
It's a pure lie , scammers too much for this present government lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (0 - 1) On 21st January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 11:02pm On Jan 21, 2021
See as Burnley scattered Anfield oooooo grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Abortion: Head Of US Bishops' Conference Warns Biden by Shormiey(m): 8:35pm On Jan 21, 2021
Alright
Romance / Re: Lady Embarrassed As Boyfriend Kneels Down To Propose To Her At The Market by Shormiey(m): 9:35am On Jan 21, 2021
udoakwa:
Not every guy that is big or huge that has sense, to think this little adult can embarrass himself like this, kneeling down to beg someone to be his responsibility, i swear this guy deserve a very serious brain resetting slaps...spit


Better flogging ....see as he huge with little shikini brain.

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Romance / Re: Lady Embarrassed As Boyfriend Kneels Down To Propose To Her At The Market by Shormiey(m): 9:34am On Jan 21, 2021
Some men will never learn not to be proposing in public setting especially if their woman is a shy type and no public show of affection..

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Romance / Re: Leaked Chats Between Omotola's Husband And His Alleged Side Chic Hits Internet by Shormiey(m): 9:26am On Jan 21, 2021
Leshurr:
All I see is a man who eats an outsider's pussy and returns home to kiss his wife with the same lips lipsrsealed
Oh no....how can I unread this?
Romance / Re: Leaked Chats Between Omotola's Husband And His Alleged Side Chic Hits Internet by Shormiey(m): 9:25am On Jan 21, 2021
Ishilove:
Men sha
Women sha
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Celebrates Wife, Jennifer's Birthday: Meeting You On Facebook .... by Shormiey(m): 8:17am On Jan 21, 2021
Bigggloadofcum:
Wow!

Its a known fact that facebook is a place for hunting.

Fishers of women record more success there than any other social media. The downside however is, you get more than you bargain for most times.

I once met someone on Facebook, before we got to meet LIVE, she shared sumptuous photos of herself (so she claimed) with me.

Truth is, I anticipated our eventual meeting more than the coming of Christ. I had planned on parting her ass with my rod exactly the same way Moses parted the red sea.


But when the D-day came, I wept. I still weep whenever I remember that day. This stupid girl was sharing me photos of someone else. I saw a man in a woman's dress.

Crime / Re: Delta State Police Denies Involvement In The Deaths Of Woman & Child (Graphic) by Shormiey(m): 11:37pm On Jan 20, 2021
Why em dey lie like this? Police is never your friend... undecided
Politics / Re: Makinde Warns Sunday Igboho, Others Against Fueling Ethnic Crisis by Shormiey(m): 8:16pm On Jan 20, 2021
This is not funny
Politics / Re: Northern Elders Tell Herders To Ignore Akeredolu & Stay In Ondo by Shormiey(m): 8:13pm On Jan 20, 2021
Fahdiga:
If only we the Yorubas could emulate the Igbos. see how they are chasing Fulani herdsmen out of Igbo land but our men are busy talking down on Eastern Nigeria security network. we are too weak
You are not Yoruba..... undecided...geddfuckout

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Politics / Re: Northern Elders Tell Herders To Ignore Akeredolu & Stay In Ondo by Shormiey(m): 7:40pm On Jan 20, 2021
Jones4190:
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Mad research ooooo

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Calls Josephine, A Nigerian Girl & Her Father Who Contributed To Victory by Shormiey(m): 7:38pm On Jan 20, 2021
shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 20th January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 6:23pm On Jan 20, 2021
Satan66:
United can't beat fullham
Fullham is historically bigger than man u
Kilo she brain ehn
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 20th January 2021 by Shormiey(m): 6:22pm On Jan 20, 2021
Igwe29:
It'll surely end in tears for United.


Mark my words....we surely gonna win em grin
Education / Re: Deeper Life School: Court Directs Don Davis' Mum To Stop Social Media Comments by Shormiey(m): 5:43pm On Jan 20, 2021
I doubt if she will stop
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Captures & Destroys Armed Personnel Carrier Newly Acquired By Army by Shormiey(m): 5:37pm On Jan 20, 2021
There is someone that is leaking info about soldiers whereabout or location......an imposter.. undecided
Politics / Re: Ondo Forests: Afenifere Hails Akeredolu by Shormiey(m): 5:31pm On Jan 20, 2021
IamFINESSE:
angry


We the real omoalabis are not in support of aketi and afenifere because their plan is to ruin our peaceful coexistence with the fulanis and also ruin our chances in the 2023 presidential poll.

Aketi and Afenifere are the real enemies of the Yoruba race.
Who is this now?

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Education / Re: Winifred Hyacinth: UNIZIK Medical Graduate Gets 12 Awards At Induction by Shormiey(m): 3:22pm On Jan 20, 2021
thorpido:
Great feat.She tried.

Why she come pack makeup for face come be like cadaver na? angry
Baba calm down ooo grin

Congrats girl..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inauguration Of Joe Biden As US President (Live Video) by Shormiey(m): 3:11pm On Jan 20, 2021
princegeo:
This Trump is a legend!!
Religion / Re: Pastor Goodheart Val Aloysius: "To Be Stingy With Your Pastor Can Lead To Death" by Shormiey(m): 2:43pm On Jan 20, 2021
TimeTraveler369:
This is what happens when a Pastor has a supplier.

Look at his lips. There is a connection between dark lips and empty brain.
See as the lips dark con dry join grin....salute bro, you see am well.
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Man Impersonating Superintendent Of Police & EFCC Operative (Pix) by Shormiey(m): 2:42pm On Jan 20, 2021
Two things at a time......we are truly in perilous time....
Politics / Re: Ondo Herdsmen: FFK To Buhari 'Stop Turning Blind Eye On Your Tribesmen' by Shormiey(m): 1:27pm On Jan 20, 2021
nerd004:
Information reaching me ,across states in SW is that .. Heavily fortified Men are already waiting for the expiration of the 7 days ultimatetum ..... E go shock bubu...what happened in Oyo states would be child play

We would chase those blood sucking vipers out of our forest reserves...

I heard this too.....na thunder dem go take pursue all of them...use..less people.

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