₦airaland Forum

ShyCypher:
Most definitely a malware that steals personal info on phones instead of makin' calls.

I don't trust any human - least of all a Nigerian.

Worse still, a nairaland Nigerian.

Worst of all, a nairalander without gender...

This Govt. is just daft.

Na so boko Haram take start

too bad

I wonder the kind of reward he wants to get from d police. He should thank his stars that he was not roped in as an accomplice.
He provided shelter for a criminal.... its a crime.

Can potbelly men apply?

Rubbish
1 Samuel 16:1
The Lord said to Samuel, "How long will you mourn for Saul, since I have rejected him as king over Israel? Fill your horn with oil and be on your way; I am sending you to Jesse of Bethlehem. I have chosen one of his sons to be king."

jpphilips:
Stup!dity doesnt pay, Nigerian army bought logistics for Borno civilian JTF.

You are a slowpoke where else in the world do you have civilians doing the work of the military? and u are proud to announce that the army has been reduced to a supplier of logistics to civilians.
Don't you have shame?

Don't mind them brother, we all know what they are up to in the name of vigilante group. I know for sure that all the members will come from Kaduna North made up of Hausa Fulani jehadists. At the end of the day they will be recruited into the Nigeria Army just like u have it with civilian JTF in the Northeast.
Soldiers will harrass a disabled man in d east because he is wearing a camo whereas the same camo is the standard operations uniform for the civilian JTF in the Northeast.

deomelo:
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I know what vigilance is and they have the same thing in your village, peddle your hate mongering stories elsewhere or just confine them to your fellow ipobs.

pls don't quote me again if u have nothing sensible to say....#wuta is coming.
Thank you.

deomelo:
Vigilance definition: The action or state of keeping careful watch for possible danger or difficulties.





Vigilance group is a neighborhood watch group, not an army. They observe and report criminal activities and they are not armed in anyway.

And they have the same thing in your anambra village.

Learn how to read and comprehend simple English words instead of peddling your ipob tribalism, hatred and bitterness on the internet.

I have been in the north long enough to know how things work here.
The name vigilante is just a smokescreen to cover the real intention behind the militia group.

Take the Hisbah corps for example.. they were created to inforce and police Islamic laws on Moslems but today they can arrest non Moslems and charge them based on sharia laws.

Mineral Resources in the north is free for all northerners to mine and sell without any consequences but its a taboo for a southerner to refine the oil in his backyard.

Tyche:
You can't compare both, anyway, you guys logic is always warped so no need trying to point it out to you.

However, one was formed by an individual facing criminal charges while the other by a state government recognised by law.

You that ur logic is sound, pls show me a section in our constitution that allows a state Govt. to have its own army or police?

lafflaff123:
Liars.

This is an advert in Daily trust newspaper yesterday. Its not a lie.

The Federal Govt will not see anything wrong in this because its a northern state.
If any state in the south tries this they will send the entire military to that state to kill innocent citizens.

they are real soldiers.....The army will label them fake soldiers later cos they know Nigerians are gullible.

70% of men and women in our security agencies are criminally minded individuals.
They see u as prey, they can bully u to take what u have by force. This is why intimidation is their best weapon of trade.
They can take ur money, take ur gf,car,ur prestige and sleep with ur wife with intimidation.

8. You will surely get tired of eating one type of soup your whole life.

Will never buy cars like these even if I am the richest man in the world.
Nonsense

over and out

soldierdollar:
If your ABS light indicator is ON, it means it's working perfectly. However if your brake indicator is always ON even when the engine is running, consider visiting a mechanic.

what are u saying?
Any warning light that comes ON means there is an issue.

donproject:
Please educate us more on ESP, this is the first time I will hear such. I guess only latest cars will have this function.

Benz has it from 2000 models I think, Toyota call it VSC( vehicle stability control). The system will prevent the car from skidding and losing control, it can break individual or the 4 wheels as the need arises, prevents under and over steering.

ABS is nothing without ESP.
In emergencies, while ABS prevents the wheels from locking, ESP initiates breaking, Steers the vehicle and can even reduce engine torque is the need arises.

All this your grammer is nonsense to Oga Mason.
Just tell oga Mason what u want and he will deliver.

Alot of people have been attacked by armed robbers in that same spot and the place is just a few meters away from the almighty SARS office.
They are only good in harassing innocent people but we will hide under their desks while armed robbers operate in their gates.

just look at the kind of elements that surrounds Buhari...and people still expect anything good to out come from him?
This govt. is completely finished.

buckolah:
Pls I want the manual particularly for 2002 model ,the link has for c240 and d likes, it's quite different . How can I change the dashboard from German to English

You can change the language from the instrument cluster(dashboard)
*instruction.
make sure ur vehicle is not in motion

1.Turn the key to d 2nd position.
2.press any of the menu buttons on the left till u get to settings.(u will know when u get to d settings menu cos its different from other displays that will come up.
3. press d arrow up button till u get to d language menu.
4.use the volume down button to navigate till u get to English.
5.select English by clicking the down menu button.

Goodluck.

Very dirty environment.
They should expect more snakes, crocodiles, scorpions.

una don hear?

Mercedes Benz has been using timing chain in cars as early as 1970.
Some models even have double chains
Benz always thinking ahead

Tomjazzy2:
By experts you mean dudes who have had their girlfriends bleeped by other men?


Don't know why I find this thread hilarious

Guy, u are not normal

There was nothing like unity in Nigeria in d first place not to talk of the unity is non negotiable.
I don't know who told the slowpoke that he can force people to accept to be Nigerian.
Na by force?