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tope_teadr:
make una no abuse me oh!

I no even reach strip club before even though i have the pole

DON TOPE

a man can never be sexually active at 95yrs.never^{*na yam*}

love portion dey work for some people body.

at 95yrs he wouldnt have done more than a dead rat

you're naughty

maybe na beans and yam then

Juande Ramos has signed a four-year deal to become the new head coach of Tottenham Hotspur, replacing Martin Jol who was sacked on Thursday.
Ramos, 53, resigned as Sevilla coach on Saturday morning and Spurs have asked Leeds if they can invite Gus Poyet to work as Ramos's assistant.

Ramos said: "It is a squad any coach would be excited to work with. There is potential to achieve great things."

Newspaper reports suggest he will be paid up to £6m a year by Spurs.

kronkykay:
^{*searches under microscope*}

_{see no joke}

get some binoculars then, maybe it would help or better still thermometer

@poster

you be warri man??nice one anyway

kronkykay:
where did you hear that from? what happens to laffing out your troubles, even if it helps complicate it. what happens to charity, as i just realized there are many givers around now, so am considering oppening one soon. abeg bring all the imbeciles from your family so i can put their pictures online, then u take your property back to where you came from.

who is all this SHOUT OUT going to

if na me.u no go thank me o, woman wrapper

Tope bad guy .na everywhere dem know am even EMPIRE,OJUELEGBA and others

very handsome indeed, i am tripping and wishing i wasnt straight

weeks

its time to whoop somebody's ass^{*runs to grab a horsewhip*}

rexfx2:
ITUEN,

your post fill the forum, na waooooo

Mr-Attention-Seeker, you got any problems with that??or are you hating??

folahann:
Imagine that

imagine that??you mean styl plus??those guys are cute,arent they??

naija man or ghana man, the fact is the joke is funny, ok??

folahann:
Why not

why not what??meaning??

humiliation upon insult and injury what da f, ??

shy1amy:
@ Seun,

Time ran out on me as i was posting this trade "He Dumped Me Because I Fought Over Him (To Keep Him)" in the cyber cafe so I couldn't log out my email account on nairaland.com before i left, so i am very sure someone else who used the PC after I left posted that "It is just a scene from a home movie" of a thing, complicating my trade.

I sware, this just happened to me last wkend, why in the world would I post some thing about myself if its not true?

I just don't know what is wrong with people, how can someone use my email account to post rubish making a fool out of me.

Seun I hope u understand my situation here but if you want to ban me, its up to you.

you posted this topic Yesterday at 06:48:00 PM and your second reply was at 07:46:57 PM, you mean you left your account on for an hour or what??you already fooled us all by posting a nollywood story here, just beg for forgiveness and dont say somebody used your account to post rubbish^{, *really pissed at the liar*}

i guess it was the home defeat by Getafe that worsened his departure.i really feel for him

Reltel dey browse..its only multilinks and starcomms i recognise, you're kinda weird so you need weird ISP too

Mr Amputee , how are you feeling now

ituen:
I tot about it but i just fell like sharing it. its something i do naturally. i just like to look at things and try to see the funny side of life.

But how to make money out of it is my problem. <sub>i think i shld consider that

*thinkin*</sub> No Showbobo, u wan put me for line so i go give u employment

NAhhhh naughty boy, but the fact is , maybe if you can get a link with MTN or so for their jokes section.i subscribe for their jokes at times but the jokes are normally whack, if you can be providing them with jokes,they can be paying you for it, Jokes apart this time around, ya know you're my buddy and i want the bestest for ya.

ituen:
Remember no be from me una hear am oh!

Thank God say you get name.me i no dey there o

ituen:
Mosquito serial killer. Ajegunle needs your sevices. your type no dey naija

i'm too cream and dont know what mosquitoes are but i buy OTAPIAPIA everynight so that i can sleep well.Are mosquitoes like vampires or what??

ituen:
i'll flash u

you even get credit to flash or na PLEASE CALL ME you go sendyou even get phone at all in the first place??you wey dey steal card to browse

go ahead

oops, nice one

@poster

serves you right ^{ela oju kan}