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edimolu:
@bolded::oloruuuuunn ooooooo, yeeeeeeeh,
What kind of ignoramus bastard is this one? Seriously i think it would do you more good if u assume you know little and therefore be less ignorant, God ! What manner of stupidity is yours?...you evidently have no wisdom whatsoever...
And seriously must you even comment?..who are you?
So even if i was he like you have portrayed? I would follow you? You must be really dumb...this is more fun than i anticipated...i dont care if youre hammerofthor or not, that is yours business to deal with, i never even get your own time shogbo...am still busy with that cocck sucker

And that was indeed the last time you were going to address this. You waste your words as your mom wasted the efforts of your birth! If you couldn't stand by the words you made less than an hour ago, why would we even believe you aren't the despicable son of a dick-swapper who exchanged dicks like you exchanged monikers!

I could string that bastard like a professional pupputeer the way I string you like a penny-craving prostitute.

Smell the reality, son , you're a madman doing 90 on the cyber freeway and you're eating up our slots meant for other reasonable followers.

Please unfollow fearlez, Ftboy, theumbra, mdxcccdi . We don't need your stalking neither do we want to be inflicted with the aftershock of your abused childhood.

We can't father you. Even if we can,your bastardy has become fullblown and we can't possibly help now that your lunacy has become mainstream.

If you like rant like a lyssa infected dog, we whom you follow have publicly asked you to bugger off. We don't want you, no care about your dementia that manifests in an impulsive, maniacal followership.

If you need mentorship, then ask your daddy to quit drinking unfermented alcohol. You can't look for a father figure in an online forum kid. Shiit here doesn't exist. And if you're too dumb to notice, then you need to go back into your mother's acidic pussy and be reborn again. But ensure she treats her staphylococcus enough to spare your brains the horrors of being fried out.

Make sure you have unfollowed us when next you quote me or you won't be getting another response.

You disposable piece of human waste.

edimolu:
Sighs...am going to address this for the last time and if you still gonna act boyish that is your business...every retort or reply given to you was as a result of your monicker, hammerofthor means death, i was joking with that...any reasonable human being with an appreciable sense of humor would figure that out...but you are bent on regarding every monicker as an alt to your foolishness...you really amaze me...who asks sissy questions like "why are you following me?" even the dumbest amongst the females dont....this discourse with you is as lame as anything bro, holds no water...go finish up your diss with whoever you having it with okay

When u no be woman,Following don turn wahala
i don unfollow u ooo
Go follow ursef

I am not Hammerofthor and there's no relationship between the living and the dead! You're a moronic restless ghost whose Nairaland life of fantasy was cut short without a forewarning.

I want to shut down that part of your brain responsible for alternate accounts! First your handle was reacted 23 December 2015. You made only 2 posts until 10 months after in October 2016 when you came back!

You have been idle for sometime until your main handle was ruthlessly murdered and your corpse left unattended to rot in the open.

You're the 4 feet tall, breathing skeletal bag of bones I nicknamed the darkenedbaboon.

You're a hideous ghost feeding on Séun's inability to create a block button.

Stop trying to excuse your uncommon stupidity with people's reluctance to adapt to your dry humour. That's what the Google vandal known as the darkenedbaboon does too.

You have the unenviable title of the most disgraced Nairalander and we don't need your association of followership.

Remain dead!

edimolu:
Hehehe,dacovajnr see me see wahala, i don turn darkrebel because i follow am, hammerofthor u don smoke igbo walai

Why are you hiding like a used condom?

You followed someone out of the blue and when the person asked you what honour he owes to your followership, you replied, "death". But you quickly edited it after a rethought because that single word exposed your motive.

People like you grow fat feeding on internet debris. And the sooner you dissociate your perception from the world of cyber make-believe, that's when your life will begin.

Your calling on another moniker to prolong and validate your sham is the oldest trick in Nairaland.

If your motive is pure, having someone you followed asking you what honour he owes to your followership won't cause friction if you aren't a ghost violently ripped out of his skinny flesh.

But the mortician is a ghost Rebel. I will body-bag your ghosts and send them off to Lucifer.

I kill rebel(s) either in ghost or human forms.

Little boy.

HammerOfThor:
Jobless mofo! Keep summoning your alternates to like your lifeless post.

that's his old trick

HammerOfThor:
You're still sounding off, thou self-educated, incorrigible simpleton with an oversized ego that is smothering common sense out of your diminutive intellect.

You probably think Bluntboy is one of the many nairaland female victims you can bully into submission with your meaningless grandiloquence.

Remember how you cried your life away on the phone with bumbae as you beg her for some crispy British pounds, lamenting how your step-father brutalized you with his belt repeatedly?

E-gigolo, and a desecration of the exalted male specie you are.





Stiff-necked, manipulative Crook. Employing the same manipulative tricks by which you've ensnared so many victims into your life of penury won't work here.

Humility has never been a virtue associated with you as you struggle through the ashes of your oblique background. Overtaken by severe complex and insecurity, you evolved into one hateful and fractious Skunk who constitutes a nuisance whenever people gather together for a good time. If the attention isn't built around you, you provoke the atmosphere in a
fit of fret in order to draw the attention to yourself. You haven't yet grown up! And I wasn't expecting you to accept Bluntboy's correction.







Save us the rudimentary lectures. You're talking to your superior so cultivate some manners. You're just another Google-educated loudmouth and the greatest fraud in digital format.

Maka why? Oh! You no want make somebody enjoy his weekend again?

Cherlene:
At bolded

Cherlene

Cherlene! The sound of your name when my lips fold to whisper it is pure music.

Che-r-le-ne, the sound of your name in my lips put the music of the morning birds in my windows to shame.

Cherlene:
So what is your main MONIKER on nl?

Cherlene

baby my name is taboo around this place. I'm Nairaland's foremost outlaw, mod- killer and the most wanted man by Nairaland henchman.

Like the name Shroud, I'm a ghost whom your beauty has stirred back to life!

BluntBoy:
Today, I am going to teach you literature, you hopeless needle dick.

Listen, figures of speech are not used without purpose, not especially metonyms and synecdoches. They are like pronouns that help to reduce awkwardness that would result from repeating too many words or using too many words at once. For instance, instead of saying "Obama, the Kitchen staff, the cleaners, the cooks and valets", you could just use fewer words to replace the list. You would have to use a word associated with them to replace the list. So instead of saying "Obama and a list of White House workers" countless times, you can replace the list with "The White House". So your use or claims of using metonym is not only stupid but an indicator that you are nothing but an ignoramus.

There is nowhere were it is stated that testicles is the generic term for scrotum as you foolishly claim. If there are, it should not be hard to provide a link or a reference.

And, so you would know how stupidly you have presented yourself so far, metonym happens when a container replaces the contained. So supposing it was necessary to make a substitution, the scrotum (the container) should replace the testicles. But even at that, a figure of speech was never necessary. Olodo.

Ok, today is burial day for Michael. Multiple shots to the head of Gbadebo. Undertakers needed.

Cherlene:

is that a yes? Your black inner singlet distorts the curves of your hips. But your thighs promise more comfort than a 5 star hotel.

Want I want to see if your hips can still hold me stable in the face of a hurricane or tsunami.

Cherlene:
Dlordsa.murai, I see you observing.

Good afternoon, how are you?

Cherlene

Cherlene with booty like a bomblast! Bring back your dick-raising DPs of old, the current ones don't do justice to my blood

HammerOfThor:
By following online English and medical dictionaries online and also following one of the greatest abusers of the English language, Patrick Ediagbon on Twitter.

Mis-educated, hardened criminal. Trying to explain your testicle blunder using the words from Eminem, a high school drop out who failed high school three times and abandoned education, says a lot about your mental strength.

You haven't changed. You're still the Coogar-lite cyber criminal who dresses himself in false costumes, masquerading as a sophisticated individual with Google-aided words which you brandish in a rather tawdry manner in order to warm your way into the bossom of older women of promising material fortunes. Hence you once displayed the DP of a foreigner who's a mulatto and claimed it as yourself. You backed it up by claiming your mother was a Ukranian.

Nairaland is your hustling ground, and rich older women are your target. High-sounding, ostentatious words are your weapon through which you ensnare them into your empty life.

Underneath it all, you remain the same Michael Dalabo, the witless poseur; a jobless, movie addict who had a mared childhood from parental abuses, criminally wired with highly contagious malignancy. Like Eminem, your hero, who failed his ninth grade three times and dropped out of school, you study the English Dictionary day in day out while you're dull and below average in real academic disciplines. Your iamwestafrica handles was a clear proof that you were still struggling with JAMB as at last year, while your other handle claimed to be a post graduate student in Chicago.

You're a realtime nightmare, a perilous cyber-booby trap to the teeming unsuspecting cyber community.

Just kill me join. Ah! Yimogbe !!! Sumpuna !!!

Na person when one woman toto suffer born you dey flog like this? I cannot take this. Darkrebel69, let's go to war

HammerOfThor:
3 hours after your display of impeccably high moral standard, you took off your cloak of Pecksniffery and the real you, darkrebel, the devil's own son, was caught in his natural habitat with his peers, comfortable in your true self, rotten from the inside out, with a moral standard lower than a gigolo's.



You're different things in different threads. It all depends on whom you want to bamboozle. You claimed to be half-Ukranian, then a friend of Chris Brown, then a student studying in Chicago. You remain the biggest threat to the security of the collective peace of members of this forum.

Cyber-Armed Robber!

just kukuma use cutlass finish am. Yekpa!!!

Bad ambassadors of marriage.

Urukpe:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/237586-nigeria-not-ripe-state-police-i-g.html

IG, what your men and officers need is brain and professionalism. All the funds in the world can't transform the Nigeria police into a reputable force when they are as corrupt as maggot in a decaying can of milk.

chiefbuchiV12:
@Op but MB has always been into truck production

Exactly what I was pondering. What a misleading title!

OLORIPAPA:
am sorry I give up on you...I thought I was following an adult...

You abandoned your father to seek followership online? You're a highly recommended idiot.

delorax:
Why Didn't Those Northern Soldiers Wipe Out Your Entire Family During The Civil War? Those Children That Starved To Death During War Should Have Been Members Of Your Family.

One dead Igbo child is worth more than an entire clan of urhobos who are a parish to Delta state.

Urhobos are nature's excess redundancy not worth the portion of the earth they occupy and your family are a waste of humanity who should all be recycled and reincarnated as wild pigs!

fratermathy:
Everything you've said now, just the way you said it, is true! No one can know this better than Igbos. Experience is the best teacher, truly!

You remember how igbos delt with your mundane asses in Warri Garage by Robber plantation? When you tribalistic, unmotivated bastards wanted to be collecting illegal feesfrom Igbo traders and when you insisted warri is your land and wanted to force a chairman on the spare part traders?

See? Urhobos don't count in Nigerian politics. You're just as significant as a discarded banana peel left on the road.

When other tribes are taking in Nigeria, urhobos should shut up and bury their heads in shame.

After the creation of 3 states you're still slave.