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You grabbed the phone before the lock screen would be activated and your wife fought you...you didn't know she had such stamina. You finally locked yourself in the toilet to read her WhatsApp.

Didn't the phone's lock status kick in all the while you were fighting? Just wondering

Mynd44:
Any tine I see people use "NORTH" to classify the entire Northern part of Nigeria to indicate that they are one, I shake my head and walk away

Try get sense. The "North" is one politically.

Ajimike:
Another idat.
That's if both of you are not the same fool.
Poor Thing. What stops you from buying iPhone 7?

.. and you criticize a company that stepped things down for you so you could be able to Atleast feel what it means to use a smart phone.
Blockhead.

What is Nigeria?
What have you been able to produce for yourself?

This mental cataleptic still can't face the truth.

Why are you bringing iPhone 7 into this discussion? All companies of public consumption including Samsung, iPhone, Nokia, etc are being criticized, so why should infinix, a brand that's not even listed in any reputable mobile review website be spared?

I'm surprised you never bothered to address the valid points being raised here but chose cheap subterfuges to deflect the issue at hand.

Mr. Achiever, what region/country is infinix brand of phones sold? Isn't worrisome that after all these years, it's now infinix is attempting to use Qualcomm chips for its phone? So Nigerian costumers have been nothing more than beta testers fraudulently exploited for the company to make cheap revenue!

A demented sales boy like you being used to offset uncertified product in your own country so you can put food on your table and cloth on your back, is doing a poor job convincing people otherwise.

if I were to hire someone to destroy the rep of infinix in Nigeria, all the assassin needed to do is replicate your actions here; to personally attack those who criticise their products.

You're a disgrace and an internet gangster who doesn't even know what his job entails.

You should be employed as a motor park ticket tout than trying to do PR for a mobile company of any sort

Your level of IQ is only fit for the position of a mortuary attended.

Scatterbrained ignoramus!

Ajimike:
Too much negativity and stupiddity from one person. Too bad for your health.
What have you ever done for yourself?

So what's wrong with what he said that you had to brand him stupid?

Isn't Nigeria a dumpsite for all these global-less unknown Chinese brands without International certification?

You're asking what he has done for himself before he can criticise a product of public consumption?

Are you this breathtakingly stupid or you're making extra effort to appear so?
How many countries do infinix, itel, Tecno operate in?

We know you're infinix ambassador/fanboy but try get sense plus small honesty.

Shiit crusader like you.

Jayceon:
miss Lezz you don't know why Rochas had a meeting with Zuma??

I'm tired of dropping Ether on you...have a wonderful night

The Zulu spineless liar couldn't provide any link to support his lies. Is this how you chose to disgrace all 43 million dispossessed zulus? You backing out of a challenge to show proof of your claim?

If HIV is robbing you off your health, what do I say is robbing you off your dignity?

You're a waste of fúck! But what's to be expected of a slave's son ? Nothing!

A prostitute will always beget a son without honour, pride or dignity.



Telling cheap lies to have a slim chance of surviving against a Zulu-killer like me is the greatest form of dishonour.

Here's my favourite closing poem reminiscing how white settlers chopped down zulus like trees of deforestation.

I'm closing this debate/spanking with this HIV-ravaged, drug-fiend unable to prove that our governors were asking south Africa for food aid.
Desperate times called for desperate measures. He was sinking under the weight of my expletives so he has to fabricate something to stay afloat.

Take my favourite closing anthem for zulus:


In the land of make-believe Zulus wail
Disillusionment cruelly raised the veil
Dried bones of defeat hung in barrow
Oh Soweto '76 separated heroes hollow


Show us how it ended, it's alright
When the Boers bloodied your night
Let's relive the horrors of yestereve
Xhosa and Bantu vanished on Dutch sleave


South Africa in camatose kept alive
By Mandiba's ghost in a life of strife
Never-healing scars of 4 centuries
Tell the sad tale of Africa's lost breeds

Jayceon:
I have never seen a man convulse in great pain than what I'm currently witnessing before my very eyes .dude!! is quite evident at this point that you are a very sensitive man whóre who`s trying too hard to trash-talk in order to drive home some cheap points.

Taking me to history lessons you say!!! What a dishonor to the word "history" .first,give yourself time to heal from the scathing KOs and Ls I have been handing you

LOL what is our SA economic punch bag saying? remember when you spineless cowards were threatening Zuma after the xenophobic attacks saying you were going to harm him if he touched down in your zoo but when he came you zombie cowards tucked ya`ll tails between your legs and didn't do nada?? What does that say about you?

Your man-whóring tendencies are VERY outlandish.you are excited that another man is married and gets pússy while you are sex starved and probably a 35-year-old virgin who`s social life is as dry and boring as his old tired copy & paste "disses" .you stay logged on NL with different phones,using different accounts because outside this forum you are nothing but a no-girlfriend-having piece of shït

In 2015? Wasn't that around the same time your country put 9,3 million Nairas in Zuma`s pockets in the hope of purchasing sophisticated SA weapons for your soldiers who's had their number chopped down drastically by Boko Haram ever since it's inception?? ...convulse into writhing pain if you must but FACTS are FACTS

A jungle animal is calling me a tree-hopper??..Wonders shall never end

You never forget to mention this BBC story,I'm sure that's the tail you will be passing on to generations to come. It must have been like Christmas in the jungle

Your international whóre you traffic out of Nigeria everyday are the ones being fuked for free and are some of the ugliest species I have ever seen.you sheApes are also here in SA brothels and streets just in case you didn't know miss LEZZ!! but they don't make profit because SA men don't Bleep monkeys

This wet dog is still typing baloney. I asked you to provide proof that our governors were asking for food aid from South Africa. Show me proof, you desperate scumbag from a daga-smoking prostitute. Every accusations and assertion I ever made have been duly substantiated.

That's how zulus claim victory from apathied when they are now bigger slaves than they were under Botha.

All zulus should be used as lab experiment to ascertain your fathers cohabitated with baboons during the 300 years away from civilisation !
Bunch of unproductive crack-headed slaves. You were all waiting for Mandela to part the economy for you like Moses parted the sea? Fücking kunene. Ama kwerekwere! Now the man died in vain, wasted all his productive life trying to free the dumbest species of the black race!

Fücking amakwerekwere.

All the blood of zulus should be used as sacrifices to appease Africa for wasting our scarce resources bring these drooling chimpanzees down from the hills of mpumalanga!

Waiting for your proof! Son of a butler

Jayceon:
the memes seem to be bothering you .Shortage of facts where? Not only are you a shameLEZZ lost soul but an in denial one as well.Are you going to deny the fact that one of your governors was in SA few weeks ago begging SA to help your famine ravaged wasteland with food aid?? Any man with integrity would re-examine his existence if the country he claim he would die for was constantly put under such tremendous amount of humiliations .what makes you better than Somalia and Sudan??

UN still provides food aid for "giant of afreakka" ..ShameLEZZ

You keep talking about confronting the boers but you are yet to lift your filthy paws on the Pakistanis,Chinese,Indians who abuse you guys everyday and are favored by the law more than the indigenous zombies...Please!!! Stop with this "fellow Africans" talk,it doesn't suit your kind as you have massacred millions of your own before,and with this Biafaria agitation,we might just see a squel to 1970s bloodshed.

You are an economic punching bag of SA,you are denying it right now because your patriotic pride is at stake..buuut let me remind you that you have confessed to being a hopeless slave before

The punches are making your fingers stutter, please, learn to calm down , breath in easily before trying to launch a counter attack

Alright, I will take you to history lessons.

* South Africa repatriated some Nigerians for entering the country with fake yellow fiver vaccine cards. Now that's quite a valid reason for repatriation in any country, any time, any where.

But you've always been our bîtxh and puppet so Nigeria repatriated eighty-something south Africans for NO LEGAL REASONS in retaliation. And your President was on the air apologising like a dog to its master.

Your Government literally flung the gates of south Africa wide open for Nigerian professionals, businessmen , entrepreneurs and drug lords to colonise your streets and turn your youths into obsessive junkies and your women as sex slaves.

My car parts dealer has two children , a boy and a girl from one of your woman. They are here in Nigeria while the mom is still in south denied the opportunity of motherhood.

* Alright another one: 2015 a private Nigerian with Government connection flew into south Africa with hard cash, broking all south African regulations and security and money law. South Africa still return the cash with apologies.

Listen son, Your fathers aren't built for modern cohabitation, they were designed especially for jungle acrobatics and tree-hoping.

Any attempt to pretend you're an evolved human is laughable.

Now provide us with proof that a governor here was asking for food aid from South Africa. When did slave turn master?

Your illiteracy should be the world's standard for gauging irrevocable analphabetism. How dare you claim S.A is using Nigeria as Economic punching bags, when your companies here have made Nigeria the biggest economy in Africa eclipsing you into economic insignificance? Are you cussed with the disease of denial?

God help your heartbroken parents.

When BBC mistakingly published a false stats that said Nigeria has lost the No.1 economic spot, your media went frenzy with joy, with articles flying in congratulations.

BBC retracted the message and declared Nigeria no1. Egypt no2

That's what zulus do; destroy 3 centuries of Boer legacy all in 2 decades and condemned the rainbow nation to be the eclipsed nation

Today south Africa is a byword for AIDS, murder, inequality, xenophobia, drugs and economic contraction

Below is the reason our men are fücking your women for free. 3 hundred years of slavery has left every Zulu on planet earth socially mal-adapted!

Basic123:
we are waiting for that day.


That day,we will gladly declare enugu as a no man's land.


Also,Also,the fact that LA,NY,London,Jbourg are cosmopolitan doesn't rule out the fact that itd owned by american,britons!.


Lagos is yoruba's no mans land.Weither you like it or not.

You are free to create one somewhere else too.

At the bolded: Americans and/or Britons are synonymous with Nigerians not Yoruba.

All commercial hub cities, headquarter-cities have a price to pay for its riches: they lose their identity to an extent.

Ask the British about London. We pray not just Enugu, but all potential hub cities in Nigeria grow like lagos.

Nigeria will be better for it.

Ehiscotch:
It beats how biafrans would flood Nairaland with comic pictures of Tinubu trying to mock him and the yoruba race when the said Lagos is thriving better than their whole region.

I still don't get it.

Omo , na you done dey bring Biafra come this simple matter o. Because you carry inferiority complex like badge.

Make I ask you , who dash Omo oduduwa Lagos? If na una develop Lagos why una no fit replicate am in the other 5 Yoruba states?

Lagos like LA, New York, London, Johannesburg, MIAMI will always be 100 % cosmopolitan cities .

We wish Portharcourt, Kaduna, Enugu, Calabar will arrive at same status as Lagos and create multilevel economic mini hubs in Nigeria.

People always hiding their failures in tribal bigotry!

Jayceon:
Your acknowledgment of the memes is an indication of how worked up you are..nigga nigerians are a burden to every society they invade..all these countries are lynching your kind for a reason

Zimbabwe song is tired,it's an old record,your Primitive aren't innovative enough to come up with something new?...ohhh and btw the same Zimbabwe you are trying to mock is still 1000x better than your British setup wasteland you call a country (ask Mugabe),so in essence,even if we become Zim,it would still be MUCH better than belonging to a terrorist infested zoo riddled with poverty,famine and misplaced citizens .GET THE MEMO

Looooooooooolz. Your memes are used to offset the deficit of your literary efforts and shortage of facts.

They remind me of xenophobia where you people resort to shameless looting of hardworking foreign blacks instead of confronting the Boers who raped your mothers, used your sisters as fertility machines to breed hybrid race-less dweebs and buried your fathers in unknown graves.

Nice memes

mediocre:
Ancient of days. Nobody forced you to comment

truly mediocre. What a befitting byname.

Jayceon:
You can only picture yourself beating me in one of your igboland fantasies..every lie you've put in front of me has been debunked.more than 110 million Nigerians live in extreme poverty. .that's not 33% .Povery is your next of kin my hyperventilating bush friend

What economic space? I know that was a rhetoric question but if you want it answered in shall bring it to ya...Every big company in Nigeria is a foreign one..are you going to tell me that your cabal of looters you call leaders are not keeping foreign companies in Nigeria for their own monetary gain while you and the rest of the zombie club continue to suffer the exploitation? Why do you think the few thieves that keep you in poverty don't have faith in your own local investors? ..The answer to these questions will bruise your fragile ego

MTN doesn't have competition in SA? Check the most used network in SA,it might probably say Vodacom,continue to drool over the crumbs we kick down to you while while we always keep the best to ourselves .Once again, majority of South Africans consider ShopRite a poor man` store but in the zoo is the most celebrated thing even villagers are holding weddings there ...this shameLEZZ maggot is wearing cluelessness as badge of honor and doing his routine empty chest pounding about it.

100s of miners?? Desperation has finally taken toll on our mentally deranged monkey..can you honestly compare that one unfortunate incident to the daily Kaduna bloodshed courtesy of Nigerian army? Is your head really that empty

Relevance? ? Hahaha. says someone who abuses another man`s business by creating multiple accounts just for the sake of trolling people on the net choi

It just funny watching you tying in vain to convince people that you are not a zombie while deep down you know you are...at least you admit that you are a zombie when you think we ain't watching

WALKING CONTRADICTION...

Hey, how does this desperate long attempt at redeeming your brusied spirit change the fact that MTN sent your Government to plead on your behalf when the NCC sanctioned them?

What are the big south African companies that are black owned?

Is their a black Dangote I'm south Africa?

Or an adenuga? Is there a wole Soyinka or Achebe in that unproductive cesspit?

Your ancestors Government brought BEE to enrich poor destitute blacks but ended up enriching a few political rogues starting with your President.

South Africa was before apartheid the most unequal country in the world with whites enjoying first class pay and facilities.

Nearly 30 years with black rule South Africa remains still the most unequal country in the world.

Your own Desmond Tutu screamed: " we never had it this bad during apathied"!

This isn't a love story. This is your life in black and white. You're less than a dog, equality shouldn't apply to zulus.

You people are a disgrace to Africa.

Jayceon:
LOL Another kirikiri orangutan in it's feelings

no amount of memes will change the fact that you are the whiteman's burden.

South Africa is Zimbabwe bound as everything the Boers built for the past 300 years, it took Zulu baboons just 20 years to turn their country into a laughing stock!

Ride on!

OkunrinMeta:
The only way to change a stupid law is to enforce it religiously. If the police does their job right, they should be making thousands of arrests, both male and female, then we can all see the stupidity in having to send those people to jail. How does some guy being gay put my life, peace or property in danger?

serial anal bandit spotted.

cr7lomo:
Wizzy wiz , is that u?? Abeg no vex but the boy don de chop money when u de waka de hustle for ojuelegba...

No b im fault say im papa na the real baba nla ...no b u Wey me baby nla... No go compete with am ooo...anyway datsun no get business for F1 race

hmn, yappings of a starstruck automaton!

Ajasco222:
Davido Acquires A 2017 Porsche 911 Car For Himself, Shows it off on snapchat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDp0wfxLWbo

cc; lalasticlala

Davido , the insecure mother fúcker! This is a 2013 Porsche 911 and not 2017.

While all modern Porsche 911 look alike, the 2017 model has different headlights, backlights and no boot grills.

This 30 billion Naira idiot is a demeted fraud.

Lalasticlala violation rule 8; "don't post false information on Nairaland. Please take this thread down.

Pic is 2014 post which is what Davido's car is

mediocre:
Mine is Game of thrones soundtrack. What's urs?

does anyone still use personalised ringtones these days? Only kids having their first smartphone of course.

You must be a family member of a mod for this repulsive, dumb thread to be in front page.

ladyF:
Why didn't he help other guys lead their sisters through the right path?

Na guys wey don do plenty bad things dey fear for their own sisters.

but, you're irredeemably stupid sha!
You talk as if your daddy swapped your brain for money-making rituals

Why talk as if you knew the guy personally? Demented dumb fool.

Jayceon:
beheaded?? ,stop using words that are synonymous with your country.the word "beheaded" reminds me of boko haram,Fulani headsmen,cultists,you name it


Anyway back to schools.the pics below indicate what school children in a sane society should look like,unlike the the cruelty you put kids through in the jungle..schooling under a tree in 2017??

#Africa'sEurope

Sorry, anytime I think of the word "beheaded" I remember your fathers in 1976 and how the apathied army cut them down and left them as dead as leaves exposed to harmattan !!!

The situation was so bad we had to study you in literature in secondary school. Night Fall In Soweto. See your slavery is officially documented and used as educational tool to teach Nigerians about our pathetic zulus who were spineless and useless to Africa.

Anyways, see the kind of schools that can only produce Africa's first Nobel laureate

You're a yellow-bellied , fatherless bastard for pretending to be my equal!

HammerOfThor:
Mr Shroud, behold the emboldened!!! Our serial plagiarist is stealing lines from one of our very own talented comrade, TheUmbra!

Didn't I tell you this guy is an ungrateful intellectual sponger who is too proud to bow before his intellectual gods? He follows each one of us partly for this very reason - to ape us!

Look at him! Devoid of shame!
And you wonder why he found himself in JSS2 F!
Mr shroud stop wasting your time with this dunce!!!

Yekpa!!! This must be the only sickle cell Nairaland vandal . See the shamless rippoff . And he even took 30 minutes to steal and arrange those stolen lines.

I now understand why he's been following us.

I choose to ignore him henceforth!

HammerOfThor:
Oh! My good gracious! My ticket to this show was worth every penny.

Murder in crimson colour!

Edimolu says I'm unemployed when I have been commissioned to ensure his untimely death.

optional1:
what's all this for crying out loud...

Please don't bring me into this please..

shut up, you brought yourself into it when you allowed your clitorial itching dictate your judgment.

Hope you got aboniki balm and inhalers for your deadbeat boyfriend.

HammerOfThor:
Aren't you the savage hangman that spills the blood of the society's unwanted outcasts?

Oh what joy it brings having a front roll view as you place your victim in the gallows!

Behold the object of his feable affection (optional 1) pleading for his life... "be gracious in thy judgement" , she yells!

Alas! But her voice was lost in endless chasm of thy wrath!

Poor little souls!

I finished the fool off last night only for his dim-witted drab to come charging at me for rule 2 when his epileptic boyfriend is as guilty as me.

I wonder how sickle cell anemia sufferers make love.

They need inhalers more than we need comdoms.

There we have it. No response after eternity and he's been watching all along in the viewers column.

So long then. See you around brother.

Optional1 you better get a spare dick. The fool edimolu can't last 5 minutes in a steadfast worship inside the chambers of your pussy.

Edimolu, you too fücking slow. No wonder optional1 keeps pm-ing me to obliterate your memory from her life.

Be fast , boy. Can't wait all day.

HammerOfThor:
Why make ye another war when thy vanquished is yet to rise from the ashes of thy fiery wrath?

Would thy not take a hero's walk and let the Sour close the gate of his shame?

As an assassin, there's nothing sweeter than killing a man in the presence of his lover

You shoulda seen the kind of joy in my heart when I got a mention from his unsightly lover reporting me to the mods after she witnessed the annihilation of her weak boyfriend

edimolu:
i said it, i fvckin said it, you are so predictable, afterall that is a common trait for losers, shroud my boy .....how is being unemployed working for ya?

unemployment? Nigga you fücking stupid.

If you were born with sickle cell, it means your parents were unlettered debauchees who aren't 21st century compliant.

They have the same primitive desires uncontrollable like mountain gorrilas. Damn! The brain filter that separates sexual desires and common sense in thier brains must've been completed clogged.

Birthing a sickle cell sufferer as a burden to the world.

edimolu:
STFU boy....stop bittching about who reports who dammit...it makes you sûck...jobless mofo..keep stalking like your life is depended on it, you wanna stalk a lady,what shamelessness boyyyyyyyyy

Our sickle cell anemia sufferer is back. You will die this raining season will all the cold and rains.

Your mentally porous , ugly girlfriend who is the only one to pity-date you just couldn't bear to see the way I beheaded you and left you worse than nature did you.

Nairaland can never upset what nature did to you. Genetically mutated imbecilé

optional1:
send a mail biko...


Have undo that..

Send a mail with your real acct oh.



Thanks..

never mind.