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ezteem:
Things that might probably happen while you stalk him..... you fool.

Your mates will be doing better things with their life
You'll still not have a babe(soap utd)
You'll have more comments
Global warming
You'll go broke
You'll still use your infinix zero

you crave attention just like your mother craves c0cks.

How's this any business of yours?

If I'm using infinix then your mother is swearing hand-me-down panties.

Will you disappear like the belch of a slobbering drunkard?

ezteem:
07064344477 talk on WhatsApp

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optional1:
una matter get as e be aswear...



There is a direction on my statues, the phone number won't go through...


Thanks.

forget about your phone and your inability to upgrade to WhatsApp-enabled device.

Your friend broke same rule as I did and initiated the familial swearing.

So un-report me or report him as well.

I'm beginning to see you for what you truly are.

optional1:
sorry dear, i hate it when i see posts of people insulting someone's family.. You should insult him and not his mom..


Edimolu is also a friend.

Ukamaka Lovelyn, below is your friend's post I responded to. Please pay attention to the emboldened

edimolu:
You be bastard oooo, rap lines kini? I be like 2pac?
Asides fuji and apala, nothing else
Oya Kneel make i curse you
Your life shall forever amount to nothing, may success depart from you, may your family waste away while you remain helpless, bro if u no type amen ogun kill you

This is real fun, please lets do this tomorrow and the next till forever,

You see why I had to burn him bright red.

Now edit your post or report him as well.

If you do not report him as well because you're bias as the mod you summoned, I shall stalk you all the days of your Nairaland life.

**Modified**

I'm calling you right away

optional1:
sorry dear, check my statues, there is a direction i dropped there..

Thanks

Yeah, phone doesn't support WhatsApp anymore. Edit your post and I will call you.

And why did you select only me to be punished?

Optional1, go to your WhatsApp. I'm waiting.

optional1:
mynd.44 please come here please


cc. Myn.d44

Amaka, what's the matter? Can't you see he cussed first? So I had to pack it for him.

And where have you been?
Edit your post.

nurey:
i have seen this car in lagos before, I almost tried to challenge it with my sienna until someone on nairaland told me it was powered by a V8 engine and will fly pass me like hurricane katrine

but Sienna is a slouch. With a 180 km/hr top speed and a laughable 0 to 60 time, it has little hopes of outrunning a German 4 cylinder.

Paedophilic abokis value immature pussies more than they value even thier Quran!

Cussed bastards!

ThisTrend:
The presiding Magistrate, Mrs C.A. Layinka granted him bail in the sum of N300,000 with two sureties in like sum.
He was remanded in prison custody pending when he will perfect his bail.
The matter was adjourned till 8th of August, 2017.

The suspect showed remorse as he was being taken to prison custody.
http://pmexpressng.com/teenager-robs-rapes-45-year-old-housewife-lagos/

Magistrate granted him bail with N300,000 with two sureties... Which means he pleaded NOT GUILTY.

Yet, " The suspect showed remorse as he was being taken away". How can someone be in denial and at same time showing remorse?

Inconsistencies. Another blog shiit.

HammerOfThor:
Who wants to feed off from our our literary ingenuity like a bloody leech. Ungrate lout he is.!

small small behead the guy.

You know say sickle cell people dey get asthma. So make he no go choke with rage and die o.

HammerOfThor:
What! Please be gentle! This is thermonuclear!!!

the loonie na apprentice.

edimolu:
Hahahaha, see as you just type the horror going through your lineage, ogbeni see you tomorrow, unlike the unemployed scatterbrained simpleton that you are,i have a work day tomorrow, may you sleep this night and never wake up

It would a bad news to know you survived the night

I love your response!

Oya, go sleep. I go tell you good morning tomorrow morning.

I'm your angel of death so you'll die before me

One love, bro.

Goodnight.

edimolu:
You be bastard oooo, rap lines kini? I be like 2pac?
Asides fuji and apala, nothing else
Oya Kneel make i curse you
Your life shall forever amount to nothing, may success depart from you, may your family waste away while you remain helpless, bro if u no type amen ogun kill you

This is real fun, please lets do this tomorrow and the next till forever,

see as you dey vex
You no even Sabi diss and you kuku no Sabi curse.

Oya make I swear for you make you see as dem dey do am.

* Your mother shall rely on me for her monthly hairdo

* She will prostitute to buy her monthly pad

*May your corpse never find a motuary to embalm you when your sickle cell kills you. You will rot in the bare floor of an overcrowded mortuary with bad cooling system.

* May your mother bury all her kids by her hands

* And may she be buried without a coffin besides your community refuse dumpsite

* May the efforts of your hands be unproductive in everything you do.

* And may your sickle cell be reproduced to your next generation.

* May anyone bearing your surname will views with hatred by humanity

* And you die slowly by food poisoning.
And may the name of your family hold as much respect as Anini did.
Take us to round 2

edimolu:
Hurting kwa, take it on a spree then, your words serve no meaning, same as ur existence to the world of man, dont tell me you running out of vocals...God go kill you if you dont murder my ass tonight

when I made you go back on your words and lick your own vomit, I killed you deader than your sickle cell will ever kill you.

I swing you like I swing my hoes. You see, when I dropped my first bomb on you, you promised it was your last reply to me. So I switch the ante up to course you to respond because I need entertainment this night.

edimolu:
You wey i don follow, tey tey, na now your brain boot? Ode oshi.

Oya hack it na, son of a one minute man

I'm proud son. Now your father's ghost will be mocked by his shadow peers that his son finally found someone who can abuse you better than he did

edimolu:
You are a hypocrite, i have been here since 2015, yet i dont have upto a thousand comments , you see why i said you are dumb and you will forever be a nobody?.now tell me whose life is circled around NL,if not you

you have been here since 2014 plagiarising rap lines from Facebook to cheat in rap section until you were caught and banned for 1 year for plagirism.

This momiker is part of your gazillion alternates you often employed to vote for yourself.

Your life will never amount more than the rags the village midwives used in cleaning off your mother's smelling afterbirth.

If nature reproduced you as a sickle cell sufferer, then you're an excessive redundancy to humanity.

Can't you see you're just a of purge of nature, a mistake?

Edimolu follows me after my punchlines knocks him into temporal amnesia.

Don't worry. I promise to excel in every facet of your life your father failed.

Welcome to your destiny, son.

edimolu:
Asides mother father , what other diss word can this mofo conjure? Nada ,you should be more concerned with moronic whoore of a mother, what mother receives cunnilingus and gives head at age 79, you my man has been really fvcked hard by life, life jas really dealt with your family, to come on here and rant about who is following who? You must really suckle on eachothers dick, what manner of asslicking is that

I am grinning ear to ear as you keep lamenting about my parental diatribes. I need no babalawo to know it's hurting you.

I think your mother should have her private parts sawed off if you're the only offspring by which she can prove her womanhood.

You're inferior to a bleating cassava-chewing goat

edimolu:
This is how it is done? Like seriously?...*come here* knocks the bald ediat...if i was God i will make sure you never again witness daylight, for allowing your a$$ swap places with your brain...you should think twice as much as you type..what manner of fictitious disses your words wanna make me puke, so disgusting with every iteration, you keep lacking in intelligence, if by tomorrow i dont see a clap back worthy of my attention, i will deep my hand in my butthole and swear for your whole generation...nonsense, just get out, how can someone be this demented

This is your best shot so far as even as a newbie in Nairaland, I was throwing punches heavier than this.

If parenthood were a licence, your parents would be denied the right to reproduce their genes. Just take a look at the slip of humanity they have to show for God's gift of life. Someone so lonely he's looking for thrills online by following people randomly like flies chase shiit.

You know your mother was just a dirty fertility machine used to test the herbal potency of a dibia's concoction after your drunken impotent father was rewarded with a bottle of shnap to act as a spérm provider. Yes, boy, you're a spin-off from a dibia's herbal trial and error.

Blazing Bastard!!!

edimolu:
Now i understand you clearly, sorry to bust your bubble, am not darkrebel, and i dont or never will hide behind alts, i have pressing matters to attend to, drop a diss word boy and i would gladly entertain you when i get back, for the records, i have just one alt(zeelord) go figure...i could have told you from the onset, but i like seeing a$$holes exhibiting stupidity

Lest i forget, werey boy i just followed you, follow back..olodo

oh, did you really have to wait until all the proof came out before you humbly deny you aren't the rebel scammer?

And you coincidentally woke up after a long hiatus and started following Hammerofthor, a moniker that is only 4 days old that rebel publicly 2 days ago?

I'm not surprised. You're a waste of humanity. I'm sure your mother badged you a failure the minute you were born .

Get lost.

edimolu:
Rough me ke?...she beat me sotey i no see road again, which is a great reminder of yours mamma, how on earth did she survive such gruesome rape?
Must have really taken a hold of you, getting to know your whoore of a mother was raped front and back while your dad stood watch...pele , seriously i feel for you,...Greet her for me boy, konidafun eeeee

thanks for the info in letting me know your mother couldn't even afford you China Nan at infancy

I see you trying to pull up weak parental diss.

Let me show you How's done:

your mother is cheaper than a bottle of bottled water in Konga store with a discount for any buyer willing to add your dirty Little sister inti the bargain.

She gives anal bonus for as low as a cold bottle of Fanta. And all your father needs to watch her being schlonged is a bottle of snuff

How do you like me now?

edimolu:
If you aint got proof to back up your acidic claims, lets get to business sucker, stop hiding around the cloak of calling me what am not..
Ediat, face me like a man, oloriburuku

No be only yam na potato, omugo

only coogar uses this line: "where you born feet first?"
And you claim you don't know him yet deliberately misspelled his moniker.

Only darkrebel69 aka Darkenedrebel the fine arts alumni dullard rips off coogar's lines like a hungry shark.

Only he uses his alternates to follow monikers who dealt him a heavy blow. How did you manage to follow a 4 day old moniker? A moniker than pummeled your darkrebel69 handle 2 days ago?

You lie as easily as drinking water.

You won't even be worth the cheap, termite-ravaged coffin your worthless corpse will be buried in.

And you're yapping "face you like a man". Deluded cunning bastard. You haven't even fired a shot yet and I'm fücking you harder than your stepdad fúcked your mother for adding you as part of her burden of hopelessness.

Bastard. You go die by accident. Idiot.

HammerOfThor:
One of the chief traits of a psychopath is cunning. Remember I called you psychopathic earlier on.

Don't be such a cheap dumb dolt! You have no chance of dictating my weaponry. I choose how and where to throw my punches. You weak-ass Schlep.

Now, let's go back in time when that little girl slammed your back against the floor, to the horrors of the on-looking male students who would no doubt felt your shame more than you.

What's the name of that girl who helped the all-boys club in your school expurgate your name from among their fold?

She deserves an honour for her honourable service to MAN-kind. Bloody Nancy-boy!

bro, so you mean a girl physically roughed him up?

edimolu:
Who the fvck is cougar?..moronic utterances over and over again, mtcheew you have failed to impress me dvckhead, you keep recycling the same shit brah,even a degenerate would have figured already, am sure you were born feet first, am very sure..you are a disgrace to humanity ..hammerofthor who is oblivous of the fact that his monicker connotes death...sho tiee lo skul bayi?

you deliberately misspelled coogar's moniker and yet plagiarised his diss.

Your father must be a serial yam thief who isn't ashamed to pay your mother's bride price from the yields.

edimolu:
How many times do you need to be told that you connote emptiness?? Boring lines using parents....sick bastard, sloppy sucker, your pops should have worn a rubber

are you angry? " Your pops should have won a rubber"? What an unthinking generic rip-off.


I like to say it like this:

Your father should have wanked you off on his tiles-less bathroom floor so you float down that public sewage pit as part of the endless matter of human waste.

Or:

If your mother wasn't so greedy and got intoxicated with cheap liquor, she would never have forgotten to ensure your daddy offloaded his inferior sperm on her wrinkled laps to prevent passing his weak DNA to the next generation.

I still believe your father's sperm had more chances at success as a manure in a yam ridge than flagellating your mother's yeast-overtaken ovum to produce a plonker like you.

Na god go destroy your forefathers for not looking for an honourable means to terminate their bloodlines before it got to your turn.

edimolu:
So now am not darkrebel, am now michael gbadebo? am now a scammer?...exactly, infact i be rapist, cultist , thief sef.....hehehehehe...dont you get tired of being stupid?....i never even begin diss u sef..lol

And who says you're not darkrebel69? You keep looking to deceive the gullible viewers.

Michael Oromolaran Gbadebo

edimolu:
Father , mother blah blah hahahhhahahha
I cant even begin to imagine your folks...all dead and gone, wasting away six feets deep.. But e dey pain you gan ooo
And i never even begin fustrate you, omo ale jatijati

the idiot keeps charging and going limp as his father's bantam penís. I thought you were threatening to unleash expletives. Darkenedbaboon.

You can't deliver anymore punchlines harder than your libertine father could ever Bleep your cóck-craving mother.

Now, I read you're a sickle cell sufferer. Manifestation that your parents are two dumb brutes who fúcked like bonobo-monkies without even pausing to consider the welfare of the lout they will be bringing to life.

You're a burden to the world. A product of two un-evolved idots who are unfit to raise domestic fowls.

Your parents are the textbook example for the legitimisation of gay marriage.

You're inferior to hunting dogs in birth and breeding.

edimolu:
So now am not darkrebel, am now michael gbadebo? am now a scammer?...exactly, infact i be rapist, cultist , thief sef.....hehehehehe...dont you get tired of being stupid?....i never even begin diss u sef..lol

you denied your pictures, denied your alternates and now you're denying your birth names?

Your father's corpse must be seething with rage!

You never begin diss me? Looolz, niggar, I will scalp you so bad you would wish you flowed out of your mother's diseased-ravaged pussy as part of her late menstruation.

Bastard!

edimolu:
So all this boring arrangement is just to tell me am no longer darkrebel...iffahear say i infollow you....ure a bastard bro, a frizzy sleeky bastard, even seun cant tell me who or who not to follow, for even bringing that up, e no go better for ur papa....if you dont quote this it shall never be well with you, omo onirankiran...u think all this bladderdash gets to me?...youre mistaken...cos i dont know yoy or give a Bleep about you, youre a worthless bastard..you for kuku hack my account come unfollow peeps wey i follow since you are the voice of the people...olodo

the brain-damaged cuckoo is screaming " u think all this bladderdash gets to me". Who asked you? see how you're exposing yourself!

God even blessed those brainwashed teenage female Boko suicide bombers with more brains than he blessed you.

Ok...so, let's take it slow...you want to keep following people who don't want you? I guess your life attracts more flies than a fleet of nomadic cows. So why you want to stain us with the stink of your birth?

Go kill the bitch who birthed you for an absentee father ,son.

You bloody abortion escapee.

HammerOfThor:
Forget the pages, let's keep rolling!

[b]You' a descent of slaves who were shackled down in perpetual subjugation by an advancing nomads who were barely armed. The first man in your lineage surrendered to a female nomad.

Several years later, you carry the same curses as passed on from your father who died as a common theif without a decent burial.

His weak genes left the male community with another pathetic photocopy of his inferior DNA which manifested in a sickle-celled waste of birth like you who got physically pummelled by a little girl. There you recycled the failures of your first generation who failed to defend their freedom against the advancing nomads as you surrendered your dignity to a little girl who Whooped your nancy-boyish ass in public.

You're a waste of male headcount, a diminutive dunce who's good at nothing except being a bloody lickspittle like your forefathers. Hence you followed my less than 4 days old account.

It is in your nature, as dictated by chief predominant molecular compound in your DNA as passed on from your father to be a bondsman. By you're too daft to serve me.[/b]

Ah! What's this?

edimolu:
What is this long epistle for ? a clap back?
Ori e ti buru,
Why are you talking done when we never even start?...Go so knows i would work you till the 50th page, lets see you survive that...its not only bumbae i collected money from, i collected from every female monicker, i spit on that brain sprouting and downloading such nonsense, who be ukranian?...me a confirm yoruba guy na hin u dey call ukranian, God punish whoever sired you....ukranian kor korean ni, infact i be korean sef 愚蠢的一群人...awon werey

@ the emboldened of course you're Michael Gbadebo Oromolaran a confirm Yoruba who used a blured pic of Chris Brown as his DP to scam girls here.

I wish I could fly back to your foetal era and drop a grenade in your mother's panties and blow you and that carrier of the world's greatest malignancy into tiny bits of irrelevancy.

Bítch