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seedord247:
Shy one if you say i love yoruba again am gonna buy you  56 inches heel shoes. if you want.

Thank you Shy loves gifts

let's go shopping.

Lax75:
Sister Shy,

Thanks for appreciating us Yoruba brothers. We lof u 2

^^^

Gosh You too - Another beautiful fine chocolate man ooooo

You are welcome.

Abeg

leave Tosinville fine chocolate self alone - look at his new profile picture - looks even better than the last one.

@ Seed

I love Yoruba  

slimyem:
the freak is back?
crap it!

lololol

toba:
thats y i missed this dude called 190 he cracks me  never a dull moment with 190 

I agree

@ 190 - welcome back AGAIN.

quote by HARIKIRI

@Poster, She is manipulating you. Women do that ALL the time. You can be treating a lady right and out of no where,she'll throw a neutron bomb by accusing you of sleeping around. . .you will now find yourself "explaining" what you know nothing of and apologizing for what you haven't done. Its MANIPULATION and women will always want to test you. You shouldn't even regard them as human beings when they test you. When they know you don't give a damn about their bull$poo,they'll respect you the more. When you give in to their nonsense,they see you as being weak and start looking for a "real man".

Putting pix on facebook means nothing. I know guys who have their gf's or wife's pic as picture profile but that doesn't stop them from cheating. An ex-gf of mine changed her fb to "engaged", I did the same but she still cheated on me with different men right under my nose. What am I talking about? Do not allow yourself to be toyed with.

End of!'[\quote]

lololololol - I like your reasoning - there is some truth here.

I don't know but it sure sounds good. I love Yoruba.

wth?

lololololololol

smh

Tosinville:
Can your friend read quran? her family would love to test him maybe he's a devoted muslim on his introduction day.

pendo89:
This particular case is complex cz of relatives .
elope.

correct oooo

It really just depends.

I think boarding schools should be thoroughly investigated and examined prior to sending teens - they should always be investigated as well as their staff.

If you can find a good one that is reputable with very few incidents.

Then Boarding Schools are much more preferable then private schools or public schools that aren't residential in nature.

At a very good Boarding School your offspring can mingle, rub elbows with people from ALL OVER THE WORLD. I know of a very good Christian Boarding School that I would HIGHLY RECOMMEND. That has produced some real leaders in the community. It doesn't use discipline that is of a physical nature so the teen would never be harmed. The Bible is used as a tool of measure WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) - Also motivation and drive are used to push the teen to achieve on levels that the child might not normally receive at home.

Field Trips out of town and out of the country are taken with all the Children - there are grants and scholarships given to offset the costs of the school. It costs $25,000.00 per year per child and depending on your income - scholarships can pay for the majority of your teen. It accepts students starting at age 12 who are in the 7th grade. I believe that next year they will only be accepting students that are age 14 in the 9th grade. It is located in the U.S. and there are African students who come from Africa to attend and the majority of their fees are paid by grant.

lefulefu:
The odour wey dey come out frm their armpit contain ammonia a very dangerious gas wey when u mix am wit the chemical from the armpit roll on gives out a super killer compound called ammonia sodium amaganate which is a highly dangerious gas which could lead to instant blackout at the first sniff .

- the hardest laugh I have had today - you are too funny and dangerous.

tom28:
At least a black woman who cleans herself properly wouldnt wouldnt have an offensive odour unlike a white woman who would use a whole bottle of perfume and still smell like a wet dog

I agree with you here - because I have said the very same thing. But also check this out - Whites also think the same about blacks - they think we have an odor. What I am coming to understand more and more is that "races" as a whole have different odors peculiar to their culture. I have also noticed that groups of Asians (Koreans, Chinese, Japanese) have distinct odors as well. I think alot of it has to do with diet and types of spices they use. As far as hair - I don't know why white hair when wet smells like "dog" - but it does - not trying to hate any white forum members - but it smells just like wet dog.

tellwisdom:
shy-one, are you telling me, if i pass by you, you aint gon smell chemical??
Any previous encounter with them to confirm this??

- Well to this point in time - I have never been told that I smell like chemical. (You are silly)

This is the epitome of "family interference"

But it IS WHAT IT IS.

I would do what my fiance directed.

It is their life - get married - move away from the family.

There are times when "wisdom" should jump in.  Your religion - if you are raised in your parents household - is a religion that you accepted WITHOUT YOUR CHOICE - so as far as I am concerned - they as a couple should do as "they see fit"

When you are dealing with irrationality regardless of whether it comes from family, parents, society, strangers - you have to be strong enough to stand on your own and make your own decisions.

I would encourage the couple to DO EXACTLY as they see fit. It is unwise to go into an ALL MUSLIM area with signs taped to your forehead announcing your Christianity.  The only entity that should be aware of "what you are" is God.  Don't pay allegiance to people by caring "on any level" what they think about you.

If you are a good person - keep focusing on your path in life.  God knows WHO YOU ARE.  Get married - move away to hold ignorance at bay and live your own life.  Just be aware that you will have a "harder road" then most if you aren't willing to compromise unless one of you converts.  There are millions of people who have married and they still maintain their different religion under the same roof.

You need to have a thick skin.

lagcity:
sorry oo. there was a day someone startled me and my GF at the ATM at night. I immediately used my GF as a bullet shield. meeeeehn, was she pissed. she never got over that episode till we broke up. but the thing is that I am the only Son and she has four siblings. abeg what am i supposed to do?

wow 

smh - well if you are asking "what are you suppose to do" and you "don't know what to do in that situation" - I don't know anyone that can really give you any advice that you would be able to listen to or learn from.

just use her body as a shield again.  But remember that whatever you put out in the universe ALWAYS comes back at you.  So be prepared to have your body being used as a shield as well.

Your time is at hand.

@ Topic

helped the brother - pay the money directly to the school to cover the school fees for the children

then give the brother - money in his pocket to help in other ways that are needed.

That is what I would do.

quote from kokoye

I wont go to clubs where there are bullies.

I have been to several clubs with my wife and we have never encountered such.

Now if I have to defend my wife, my sister, my parents or my children, yes I will.

But girlfriend is another thing bro. . . .and thank God I am past that stage.

^^^ seconded

@ your add - "Your name being nominated as best poster"

At times we all post very well - LIKE I SAID - OR IS THAT A LIE TOO?  Since I lie so much according to you.   

But I'm sure all of a sudden you "will say that now I am telling the truth"    - When I speak something you don't like I am a liar, when I speak something you like then you think I tell the truth 

Anyway you are a good poster - see how real and honest I am?  Many of us post very well - at times you are ignor.ant - you know you are.  I am not telling you something you don't already know.

You know how ignora.nt you are and so does your family, your friends and your husband. 

Don't get mad - you know the tr.uth about yourself.  I too wish you weren't stu.pid but you are  - I just met you - so there is nothing I can do to help you - all I can do is get out of your stu.pid way - don't let me block your progress.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264948#msg9264948 date=1317611001]You are the only person bitching in books about being bullied. EPIC FAIL! Keep crying sob stories and crying victim, I don't give a bleep, cry baby.

I am moving on and the thread is dead.[/quote]ok - nothing was even pointed at you in the thread.

Seriously - if you are moving on - then move on - Let it go - Learn and Grow - I was talking about the State of Nigeria from His post. You are too over the top - argumentative and angry - lying on people and continuing to do whatever you are doing - which I have no real clear idea - There are no sob stories or victims.

I pity you. Really I do. You deserve my pity. Your life must be really difficult - really difficult. Look at you. Calm yourself. Focus on the thread - there is nothing I can do to help you Chima.

Whatever your situation is - you need to change it so you are happy on some level or at least semi-content - cause it is obvious that you are miserable and lashing out at everything and everyone around you.

I pity you. You are surrounded by liars that is why you think everyone else is a liar. What happened did your husband not come home? Is that why you are still online - running your poison at me?

@ Thread Topic

I don't hang out with a lot of black women any longer - I don't hang out with any women period - but when I used to have close friends - the black females did not wash their hair regularly.  Many of them did not want to get it wet in the rain, or in the pool or in the shower.  I am a swimmer and I love the rain.  Don't have any issues with getting my hair wet.

When my hair was short - about 5 years ago (I cut my hair every 5 years roughly - I cut it all off) - but when it was short - I washed it every single day

When it is long - like right now - It reaches the middle of my back - I wash it every week - once a week.  I work out everyday sometimes every other day and I exercise about 2 hours a day so the sweat factor can be really intense.

Hair holds odor - weave even more so - I don't wear weave or braids - I can't stand them - but if the hair isn't being washed it will stink.

I have to be able to comb my scalp from the root - that stimulates hair growth - that is one reason my hair is so long.  If I have weave my hair breaks off and I can't comb it or moisturize it properly.

@ topic

this is the funniest thing I have read in a very, very long time. lololololol

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264919#msg9264919 date=1317609564]Uhmmm, If I am bitter at a broke chick who self services online to a faceless dude and follows a popular chatter around asking for offline contacts and creating NL bashes with NO MONEY then the world is definitely coming to an end soon.  Real talk!  

We can go through all threads on NL and I know for sure Mrs. Chima did not reach out to Shyone for offline chats.  Mrs. Chima doesn't quote nor respond to MOST OF Shyone's posts but you have Shyone raging like a herny bull understandably so after some of my statements she have shared she didn't like.  But I am JEALOUS OF a broke chick?  Oh my goodness!  

Sure I be all of that and you are still everything I said you are.   [/quote]And your point is?  smh  - whatever.

Well, well, well. Let me tell everyone in our beloved nation Nigeria, be prepared for the worse, because of the dangers ahead, the threats of terrorists on rampage and the threats are shifting from the northern states to the south. And majority of Nigerians are cowards as I have seen from the way the Nigerian men abandoned their wives and daughters at home and went to hide in the bush in Plateau State and returned to see them slaughtered by the merciless hoodlums. I have been challenged when a young lady being maltreated by a man ran to me for refuge. Then the mean guy  confronted me. We sat in a bar and I told him to buy me a drink before I would listen to him. I sat back and he bought the drink. He could intimidate anyone in the neighbourhood, but he knew that there were those who would tame him. He had to beg for weeks before I allowed him to see her. If you know you do not have the balls to protect your sweetheart, PLEASE, do your best to get the mental and physical skills and financial security to secure your future or you will certainly lose her in peace or in pieces. The choice is yours.

^^^^
Agreed    

My church is in Nigeria - different parts - all over and our Governing Body - pulled the U.S. representative away from Lagos last month because of the "unrest" going on surrounding terrorism and terrorist activities - etc,

I am with you on your point of view - you have to stand firm to bullies and ignorance and ignorant people who have no drive and motivation but to persist - once you stand your ground - and they see you aren't giving in to their onslaught - what you are taming is not THEM - you just tame the situation and bring the situation under control.

I am so into what you said - to get the mental, physical and financial skills and security under control.  I don't fear Nigeria at this time or any other time - to secure your future there or anywhere.

@ topic

I love that my mate will and has defended me in emergency situations and in situations that were demeaning to me as their woman. It feels good to know that not only does your man stand by you financially, and emotionally, but also physically if he is needed in those capacities.

That is why it is really important to make sure that you pick the right mate. You don't want to be left standing next to a "Judas" who will turn on you versus be with you when you really need them.

As you say

I will be the example - I'm done killing the thread and the thread's topic - so sorry Orikinila - I surely did not mean to do this AT ALL. I got caught up because I was offended by this ignorant individual attacking my dead husband. With her lies because I repeated her words on other threads. smh

My sincerest apologies for the lapse in judgment.

I will stay on topic. Mods please don't close the thread. I am ashamed that I got involved as I did.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264882#msg9264882 date=1317608383]If you didn't care you wouldn't have wasted your time.     Good thing you minor in Law according to you, You would have sucks as a lawyer seeing you couldn't lie your way out of a wet paper bag.  

This chick still falling for the Jessica Chima moniker  

I guess common sense isn't common.   [/quote]Ooooo Chima  

That means you care about me too - cause you waste your time - responding to Shy.  You so sweeettt  

I know - it's hard to talk to educated ones when you have no education.  "Right now - These are the best years of your life" so I can understand why "You doubt and Don't Believe Me."

I am a hard act to follow for those like you who are limited in their views and unmotivated and have achieved very little in their life.

You have a PhD in Bitter, Angry and Ign.orant.  That is why you wouldn't be able to swallow what I say and do - and I understand that - the life of a Hater.

If you step up your game boo - you would be able to believe that the "Sky is only the beginning"

Reading is not Kryptonite - Expand your reading some so that you won't see these "few sentences" I type as a DIATRIBE.  smh, smh

The excuses of the ign.orant and d.umb.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264855#msg9264855 date=1317607544]That's right keep laughing from crying.  Saving face online is important!  Keep fishing for information about me because you will never know.      LMAO@her falling for the Jessica Chima moniker.       You fell for the bait.   

LMAO@you are delusional because I am wasting my classy time with you Chima 

Yeye Fowlness can be funny.   

I remember this chick tried to form an offline bash with Nairalanders and only had ONE member on the planning board while everybody were laughing their arses off.  Your arse were serious too!  

You picked Lagos of all places.  I was on the floor!   [/quote]

I know that was good wasn't it?  I love a good time.    

I hope they bring the thread back again,

You just stu.pid - the items you point out - you are seriously baffling - that child is going to come out with claws - bald, fat, not able to speak clear English and acting like a street brawler - ahahahahaha

biting other kids - spitting on them - you are going to be removed from so many different "play dates" - Chima's mini-me is going to be a site to see.  

we will hear you on NL - begging for advice - it won't sleep - help me - you are up into the late hours of the night online - keeping the poor child awake - then feeding it Cheerios side by side with the husband.  Can't you break up the monotony some?  How about some pop tarts or cheetos or Frosted Flakes.  Let Tony the Tiger get some time.  

ooo you kill me - Chima and her Cheerios.

lolololololololol

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264855#msg9264855 date=1317607544]That's right keep laughing from crying.  Saving face online is important!  Keep fishing for information about me because you will never know. LMAO@her falling for the Jessica Chima moniker. You fell for the bait.

LMAO@you are delusional because I am wasting my classy time with you Chima 

Yeye Fowlness can be funny.    [/quote]Laughing from crying? Again you laugh - so does that mean you are crying?

Who am I saving face from online? What? I have achieved so much in this life at this point in my life - who do I care to save face from online? Girl please lololololol

Seriously Jessica Chima stop!!!!!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264838#msg9264838 date=1317606830]Google is your friend as well learn how to lie credibly and apply knowledge, intelligence, and etiquette as well leading by an example.  

One thing you have proved that you need to depend on someone online to help pay your bills that if you were telling the truth about not giving some dude money.   

Stand on your two feet and support yourself.   Don't be just an additional mouth, the dude already has harem of children to support according to you.[/quote]

Now Chima - quotes me?  lololololol

I'm good - yes I know  

Who IS THE FAN NOW?  lolololololol - yeah you like my words.

Leading by example huh?  Who am I suppose to lead?  You?  No - there is no leading you by example.  You would destroy the class room - the ghetto inside would let loose and ruin everything within a 10 mile radius.

You wouldn't be able to shut your mouth long enough to learn anything.

Unless Mz. Darkskin were in the room - then and only then would you calm yourself enough to learn.

Listen to this - "You pass to your unborn child ALL THAT YOU ARE" - especially your mentality - that is why it is important when pregnant to stay calm, cheerful, sweet, kind - many couples will record classical music or their voices and put headphones on the pregnant woman's stomach so the child can hear.  Your state of mind is CRITICAL when you are pregnant.

INSTEAD of hurling filth and lies at unknown people on NL - introducing your unborn child to your CRAZY, BS - you should be painting, reading and preparing for your child to be the next Einstein

But here you are CREATING A "MINI-CHIMA-ME" - I pity your child - your child doesn't deserve you as a parent - smh

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264838#msg9264838 date=1317606830]One thing you have proved that you need to depend on someone online to help pay your bills that if you were telling the truth about not giving some dude money.

Stand on your two feet and support yourself. Don't be just an additional mouth, the dude already has harem of children to support according to you.[/quote]Chima - you are funny - stop playin

Really stop yourself. I really don't even understand what you just wrote. I know it hurts you - that I am doing very well - see how you just add all kinds of mess

A bitter woman - very bitter. You have a husband and you are still online making up lies about me. I encourage you to do whatever you can do to bring your marriage back to life.

Wow - I have a bf - on the other side of the ocean and I spend more time with him OFF NL then you do with your husband who is in the same house. You are quick to jump at me and you have very little of your own to control.

One thing I can say - my marriage will definitely NOT RESEMBLE yours - I pity you. Cheerios, chewing gum, staying online for hours and hours and hours and having a husband, being fat and overweight and can't lose the weight and pregnant at the same time.

Then being delusional that you have "fans" because you offer an opinion on a faceless forum.

smh

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264825#msg9264825 date=1317606469]You just won't stop the woe is me and I am the victim tantrum huh?  Suit yourself.  

As for MBJ and I, if you can dish it you should be able to take it.    The dishing and getting straight to the point without grabbing everything needing help but the taking it sucks.  

Sure you are young and fertile.  This is the Internet.    [/quote]I know - "this is the internet"

You live by that - you say that because you "lie" about who you are so you think everybody else around you lies.  You use the internet so you can lie and that is why you can call me a liar.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-707034.0.html - HERE ARE MY DETAILS FOR ALL TO SEE  

My contact information - phone - email - I listed mine for all to see



You are a liar and an ignor.ant  one at that.

I am NOT A VICTIM - I am doing wonderfully for myself.  Another BS Angle.

Do you not know where to stop yourself?

According to you who know me not:

I am not young
I am childless
I am poor
I am a liar
I am a cheater

I know it would serve you well for me to be the above.  Kill the jealousy boo boo.

^^^^^

lolololololol



ahahahahaha - ok

Love Child it is!!!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264815#msg9264815 date=1317605776]Shy

i am going to end on this statement.

I meant everything I said and stands on it.  You know what you said if you can remember any of it all with your ramblings.  If you were talking about another guy that you have known since 2008 or 2009 whichever one it is now then you have been naughty.  

You shouldn't care about what I have to say since I am trashy, Ms. Classy trashy liar.   [/quote]You can't stand on anything - you have proven nothing - If you don't want be called Trashy stopping acting like it.  Kill the ghetto you have going on.  It's not my fault that you can't retain information that I post - you mix up events and then repost and argue and YOU ARE THE CONFUSED ONE.

Seriously get it together AND I STAND ON THAT.  

Knowledge, intelligence and etiquette can be your friends - Google them,

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=769878.msg9264810#msg9264810 date=1317605458]Cyber self-service and desperation is a mofo huh?   You have all the "education" in the world and still an educated fool and cried about not getting a job.  You created a "job" being a secretary for a boss overseas you haven't met.  You get paid in emails and occasional phone calls.  Job of the year huh?  

You removed all levels of doubt and shown st[b]u[/b]pidity every time you type that long arse diatribe of bullshits.  Out of 50 paragraphs, you may say something of value and you have to write a damn book to get the point.  

You need to make sure you can have kids and wonder why you didn't have them when you were married the first time.  All that "education" couldn't help the reproductive system huh?

I am flatter you worrying about me though with your busy schedules and all.   [/quote]^^^

So responding to you means that I worry about you? It also means that I am your fan? REALLY?? - So tell me - what does that make your responding to me? - You just can't help it can you?

Thy name is stu.pid.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-707034.0.html - this machine costs 470,000.00 - a little under half a million dollars - NOT NAIRA - USD



This Ex-Executive Assistant - Sure lives pretty dam.n good - NOW DON'T SHE?

Clean up your act Chima - YOU WISH you could be me. You lack sense on so many different levels.



http://www.sup.org/book.cgi?id=16553 - I assisted with this book being published - He is an Ambassador -  

And I have another one hitting the book stores next month.  "Unending Crisis" - Look for it -  

Jessica Chima - Wherever you are getting the INACCURATE INFORMATION that I process emails and occasional phone calls - you really need to go back to your source AND GET A LOT MORE INFORMATION - boo boo



You and MBJ just don't quit - "You just can't have it your way" - You are such a child - let's hope your children CAN ASSIST in maturing you.  Don't worry about me having children - I AM YOUNG AND FERTILE -  

Lax75:
Sister Shy!

Pardon this interlude but can you add my sister to the list (of whoopins)? She says I have elf's ears


Eeehhmm, Pendo Love-lips,

Please don't be worried, ok. The chosen one will end up having your ears if it turns out that I do in fact have elf's ears

For God!

Absolutely NOT!! - your sister - add her? lolololol - you are too funny.

The chosen one?