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^^^^ ahahahahah - you are funny

@ Aloy

Stop - waving these tempting morsels at us defenseless women. It isn't fair.

@ My Honey Babe

You know shy is just joking - you are the Only Man that will be allowed to rock my world.

ahahahahahahah - gosh - Chima gone kill me - lololololololol

OK

How many can we choose?

Shy wants:

Numbers:

1
9
10
and

Name: Nonso Nduba Ikenna
Height: 6ft 6

I want 4 of them - and I will fight to the death to get them and to keep them.

lololololololol - ooooooo - wow - sooo fiiiinnneeee

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=788060.msg9426423#msg9426423 date=1319681062]Divorce his azz and divide his wealth into 2 and then slam him a heavy child support bill. While you are at it, do not forget to demand for the house as part of your divorce settlement. By the time you are done with him, Ijeoma will find him broke and distasteful. Then use the money you made from the divorce and buy yourself a very tall, handsome and young Nigerian male undergraduate lover. Don't get any man who is more than 28 because old cargo men no be market oooo. Life is short.[/quote]ahahahahahahah

- too funny

You have several choices:

quote by Hisfavoryt:

Pls every one let us call a spade spade. Dis woman came here with pains in her heart and all some people could do is to make jest of her writing and blame her more. I know this may not be the best place/way to resolve dis but she is specifically talking to someone, which she may b sure is listening.

4 God's sake why is evil taking a better space in our society. I was thinking what repliers are to do is to help her talk, compel or better still embarrass dis 'strange' lady to leave her matrimonial home alone than to blame her.

I am a young & unmarried lady 7 & I don't support this kind of atrocity. Pls this Ijeoma leave your fellow woman's hubby and home alone. Remember that what ever u sow in this earth u must reap. U will get married one day n your hubby wil do more than this, even if at all u end up marrying this woman's hubby, one day he will also leave u for more attractive younger ones. Pls I beg u dont break her home, God will surprise u with a better hubby if u do this, amen.

Madam fickle I don't know u but understand how u feel, I'm not married but know the pain in your heart. Pls don't do anything silly, u might also regret in one way or the other. Prayer is the only remedy as a christian,especially midnight prayer.I will advice u to wake up by 12pm every day with pure heart n tears & present your matter b/4 the God who is the judge of all humans, u will see God in action. Try dis it works and varnish every evil thought in your mind. BEST WISHES

^^^^ I love this advice and if I am in your shoes - I would follow it if I want to save the marriage



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^^^^

or if I am not interested in saving the marriage - I would follow this advice



quote by Roland17

I would advice you to calm your nerves first, call your Husband, remember he is your husband and not any other's and u both seem to have come a very long way, thus i expect you to know him better than anyone, use that to your advantage.

^^^ This is good too.

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OAM4J:
It is simple and straightforward to post a video from you tube, follow the procedure on this link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-154096.99999.html#msg8520891

Thank you - o honorable one

^^^^

thank you - u are such a darling.

^^^


Wow - thank you so much - it was posted before? Dang!!!! - recently? Or a while back? Can you go to my thread and repost it there please?

I don't know what is wrong.

But - Here is the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpiLcxpRl1M

What is wrong?

Why is this not playing?

Moderator where are you?  Please help me - I have posted this and it will not play on my thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpiLcxpRl1M



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(I broke it up so you can see the coding) and I insert line 2 and 3 as one line and insert it between the 2 flash brackets and it will not work.



here is the thread in the politics section

Nigeria Vs America - Actually Who Is More Corrupt?

sorry - I am trying

You guys have probably already seen this, but for those of us who haven't - enjoy

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^^^ me too

my guys have always been 6-10 years my senior and some older than that - so this is a first for me.

hey have a great Sunday - I worked late last night - need to grab some shut-eye before I start working later today.

take care.

kistehsia:
@Shy_One

My story is very similar, and I could not walk away from him either, have fallen in love with him. Cougar, that's cute!

kistehsia

I am not old - "nowhere near" - and I don't chase after men - old or young - they chase me - but that is what Hollywood calls it "cougar" - older woman and younger men.

He laughed when I said that - we don't even speak of it - that was over a year ago - we've been together now since March 9, 2010 (my mom's birthday) - going on 2 years.

So have you ever dated a younger man before this guy you are with now?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=787938.msg9402846#msg9402846 date=1319390003]
Eh ya, now imagine not having all that loveliness had you left him because of his age? You sound so happy. I wish you two many years of happiness.[/quote]seconded - I cannot imagine life without him - though I have my doubts and my fears "WE ALL EXPERIENCE" - he is my second skin - God kept his age away from me

I have ALWAYS looked down on younger men - I was sooo wrong.  Dang - this guy is my "Big Daddy." lolololol

yes - I will accept a guy that is younger than me.

My guy tricked me - he never revealed his age to me until after we had been talking for several months (he acts much older than I do and he doesn't look really young - he looks mature but he also doesn't look old - he knew how old I was BEFORE he approached me so I just naturally thought he was older than me)

I was shocked when I found out how old he was (3 years younger) - I have NEVER dated a younger man - I love older men

I had already fallen in love with him and couldn't walk away once he revealed his age to me - it was cute and really funny to me once the truth came out because he sounded a bit scared and nervous to tell me "what he already knew" - I had to get a copyright for his book and the information needed his stats - date of birth, etc. When he gave me his date of birth - I saw that I was 3 years older and I questioned him "stunned"

I call myself a "cougar" - lolololololol - sooo funny - I never thought I would be a "cougar" - he is my first - I am glad he tricked me - I would never have dated him if I knew in advance. I thank God for my guy. he is so wonderful,

pDude:
@op- Relax bro. Calm your nerves down jor  

Whatever sickness you have isn't HIV. If 2weeks after sex you got sick, then that is an STI, not HIV. What you have is a bacterial or fungial infection. Not HIV.

At the speed at which you got sick, bacteria is the cause. The HIV virus doesn't infect and cause symptoms at that rate. Only bacteria or fungi does that. Save your money and stop freaking out. That babe must've given you the crab. You should be treating a bacterial infection. Forget about HIV 'cos  U̶̲̥̅̊  don't have it.

Yes, I agree, she definitely infected you but because your morale is low, it is affecting every aspect of your health. Better still holler me= myalconduit@yahoo.com

@ Poster - most people have some hypochondriac within that needs to be calmed. @PDude you are funny guy - very much so - but so correct - all of us do the scrubbing and deep bath and trying to flush this out and flush that out - fear will have you seeing blue elephants flying in the sky above our heads - lololololol

Please calm the poster - your talking to him as a man to another man is what he needs - some of these posters can be heartless - the guy who put up the video to "celebrate Aids" the poster has NOT-CONTRACTED - to scare him and encourage his fear to grow legs and really run rampant.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399300#msg9399300 date=1319338182]^^ Anytime. LOL.
I'll help with the writing, any Yoruba around you can help with the pronunciation.

So Lax75, you ready to teach me freaky Yoruba words?


Where is Awe?[/quote]Nooo - not any Yoruba around me - if you can help with the writing - I will have my guy and my guy "only" help me with the pronunciations.  

Lax75:
Sister Shy,

Be sure to have him teach you all the dirty freaky words tooo. Or Auntie I.I. can teach you that so you can use it to blow his mind. Haha!

Thank you Lax - I will take your advice - completely  

But as a Yoruba man - you know my guy will grow horns if I let you teach me.  So please teach Ileke and she can turn around and teach me.  no offense.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399154#msg9399154 date=1319334751]Nooo prob, I am more than happy to help
Can also teach you how to mix Yoruba nad English to make it sound sexy.

LOL freaky words like what?

Teach me and I'll teach her.

eyah, pele. Shebi I told you to come over for ice cream.[/quote]yayyy!!!  freaky words - I will practice in the mirror

@ Ileke - Can we start next week?

Sorry Ileke-Idi - my apologies - it just isn't listed on your profile - but I see your picture now - you are definitely a woman.  I didn't look at your picture before I asked.

please - help me - that would be good if you can help with simple Yoruba.  I love languages so I should be ok with help from others.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=787644.msg9399076#msg9399076 date=1319333167]Ki    lo n ko e?

Can you understand that? I can help you small by posting to you on NL in simple Yoruba if you're interested.[/quote]No I don't understand

I start Monday - He is emailing me my lesson plan tomorrow and we start on Monday.  I need to be able to know what is going on around me in Lagos when I arrive.

That is great!  thank you for offering yourself to me - yes I need your help - please post simple Yoruba to me - I am very much interested.

Are you a man or a woman?

@ Poster

Debosky is right as well as other NLers

HIV symptoms many times will be dormant in your system for a long time - 2 months?  ahahahaha - calm yourself and stop riding your fear like a horse - hard and fast - you are clinging to your fear.  Who in your family or friend circle has been diagnosed with HIV?

You are afraid because you were virgin and then Were Intimate for the first time at 25 - which also means you are God fearing - most God fearing virgins are terrified after their first intimate experience if that is not with a spouse.

You don't have HIV.  You have hypochondriac high - settle down - go get checked AGAIN - stop Being Intimate immediately that is my advice to you.  The guilt is eating you up.  I felt very guilty myself as well after my first time.  I was in the church a virgin every day and then had sex out of wedlock - and the guilt ate me up.

Just calm yourself - God still loves you and has not left you - just stop sexing and stop talking to that girl.  Focus on your school and work and family.

@ Poster

Get her a tutor - THAT ISN'T YOU.

I now have tutor - a Yoruba tutor who is tutoring me and teaching me Yoruba

yayyyyyy!!!

kistehsia:
Yes! love is about chemistry, compatibility, and respect for one another, show me where in the bible it says only men may be older then the woman in a relationship/marriage, if you enter in a relationship where she is older then you and constantly worry about that age difference, how are you to enjoy that relationship, you should be worried about making each other happy and not worrying about what other people think about it. JMO

kistehsia

Seconded

@ thread none of that makes a woman beautiful


These 5 things make a woman beautiful:

1.  no alcohol
2.  no drugs
3.  kindness and love keeps bitterness and ugliness away from her facial features
4.  humility and sweetness
5.  fruits and vegetables keeps her complexion, skin and eyes clear and luminous

This keeps a woman beautiful - how tall or short she is and the color of her skin mean NOTHING

I was one of the "fools" who believed in the woman's story and sided with her.  I felt utterly ashamed of myself.  Especially once I heard the account of the children (grown) - male and female - who were present the day he allegedly beat her.

TRUTH must prevail - Goodluck needs to keep him in Kenya - Moving him to another country would make the Ambassador as well as Nigeria's Government - they would look suspect and guilty. 

Good - keep him where he is - Truth will counter lies - the man can be allowed to claim back what is rightfully his and simultaneously close the mouths of his aggressors.

I have heard of women - hitting themselves and crying foul on the man just to get him arrested - I just thought the majority of those crazy antics weren't true.  I see I am wrong.  Looks like there are women out there - many more than I thought who carry themselves as "crazies on the loose."  smh

I don't even know what to say. Unbelievable and smh - too many variables.

It was great to save that kind of money but to not let your spouse know? sounds dirty, low down, unethical - just don't know what to think - never heard of this type of behavior in a marriage.

Either she doesn't trust him (why? who knows) or she is a snake or she is trying to save for the family in the long run but it is still done in an underhanded way - why is she leaving him out? and why is she charging him without his knowledge and pocketing the money without his knowledge?

smh

@ data

think what you want to think - but I don't do drugs

if you didn't create it - since you posted it - hopefully you have some type of input on its creation and you can make some suggestion to whoever did create it - (is that better wording for you?) - the point is it is too convoluted and overcrowded - the content is great but its presentation is not good.

@ data - also why even waste time asking for opinions of others if you are too sensitive to accept their words?  I am not attacking you - I am just speaking my thoughts.

The oyo site - I love its appearance

But if links aren't working on the oyo site and you want my feedback because your site DOES have working links - I do understand what you have said - I love that you are a brilliant programmer.  But you have to have other sides that are as fluent as our programming skills - the appearance of your site must be just as brilliant - it is not - so just make it so - if you can create that ndcc like you did with all of that massive information.

Make the appearance just as lovable and fantastic as its content.

^^^

I receive constructive criticism on my creations and my designs all the time.  I  look at the words that I receive and at times - it hurts - but I have been snatched back by others who have told me to "not take anything personal" - especially from those who are in fields that "know what they are talking about"

my remarks to you - ONLY CENTER around the APPEARANCE of the site - if you created it - you can also CHANGE IT - make changes to the appearance of your site.

Do my comments in any way, shape or form alter "your brilliance"?  OF COURSE NOT.

I am a woman - I do not use drugs and I do not drink.

Also, bear in mind that perfection is something that all of us - work hard to achieve and it is ever evolving - THROW AND AIM FOR IT - don't throw and aim for me.

I gave you what I want from others - truth and not lies.  I don't want to hear something that is going to make me feel good and is UNTRUE in scope for the untruth is misleading and I want perfection and excellence around me.  Don't tell me "what you think I want to hear"  - tell me "what will help me achieve the highest good."

We are adults, not children or child-like - "big business" deals with adults