₦airaland Forum

lari03: men I don see and for real shit happens, i know people that they call baba london and they come here and die wretched, reality check is what I am saying o, you know say na wetin you see with your eye you go feel, no matter how another person visualize e no fit be real except the man wey dey the condition.

...I get what u are saying...but u know not everything is tied to spiritual this and that...if he thinks everything that is wrong with him is spiritual...he aint gonna make it in life....he needs a serious reality check....just becos he don dey UK 15yrs dont mean he is done....see...I have a friend who struggled for canada even after chopping his PR and never made it...he went back to school at age 40 for medicine....bros, collect student loan and he is finished and laughin to the bank now....though he is almost 50, but at least...things turned around for him....FRAUD DEY KILL oooo

lari03: Before I leave this thread( some people may not like this comment) but OP sounds like a yoruba man, his kids are probably from a white woman, he went to do his masters and he could not achieve that?
I think when coming to Nigeria go back to your roots and do some spiritual investigation, for that same Uk, naija boys without paper are running things, until the law catches up with them, so your inability to make it there should be a cause for concern.Or else naija can be worse than Uk if someone is keeping tabs on you metaphysically.

Bros...u mean gan ooo...which kain level u carry this go now....ha ba...

Do people still pay full in naija? The last time I sold some cars...omo...na war to collect half the money ooo...

Una dey advise this guy to go China...go Russia...go Azerbijan....do we know whether hin get passport or visa to move around?

Bros...make i ask sef....if kasala burst....u fit go back UK? or once u leave UK...no going back?

Ahhhhh....10,000 poun.....e go tough gan ooo....but its possible...as per what to go into...at the mo...cant advise ooo...

adoniza: The judgement is not bad, J.T is really not a racist. I can attest to that

Nice one....and this is coming from a very good friend of J.T abi

Dont know why all una dey fear Russian....all we have to do is tell Boko Haram say we go convert to Islam....if dem send suicide bombers to Russia...Im sure dem go agree......so, no sweat

Yahoo ke....I beg tell dem hackers to reset my password to bigpimpin as I don forget the password sef....lol

slimming: Poverty must be responding for this act, i guess they wanted to avoid payment for the child.

Read am well now....its not about money....the baby no get visa and dem say it will take 2days for the processing...but the father was impatient....

This is huge....I'm very impressed....

Naija is so bad to the point that if u are not corrupt...u can never be a politician...and if u decide to be upright....they will kill u becos u are not corrupt....cos u no gree make dem chop....even ur family and friends go curse u...only in naija someone will say i am not going to embezzle government money and people go take say he dey mad....lol...na wa ooo

Me no get all these fear wey dem dey shout.....if ur papers are legit and u are legal....why fear....no sensible government will just pick u up and within minutes put u inside plane....they pick and drag to detention centers where they process and if u are legal...they will know....all these guys crying have no papers.....P.S...didnt we do it to Ghana back in the days? (Ghana must go)....the only issue i have is sending any black man to naija...that one no make sense

I wonder why people are sorry for Dangote....left to me...na naija I pity....government go give more duty free on shipping and free clearing now...all will be over....where there is monopoly....u can never ever declare loss....abi no be Alhaji Alico Dangote?...No be today...

For cryin out loud....why would they still be paying people cash...haba Aboki....

Billyonaire: There is no monopoly, we say NO to importation, but you can go into production, no one is stopping anyone.

Bros...u are very wrong there....Dangote finances all these so called politicians and in return...he gets to control every market....no one will stop u from starting ur own sugar plant...but, when dem tax and frustrate ur life...no one go tell u before u close it up....

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]www.nairaland.com/attachments/749012_Americans_vs_Nigerians_jpg6af418c4a1809e8a910ce80e65f03ab8
[size=15pt]Different kpangolo same content . Take a look at this picture above and tell me if you have seen a PDP governor do such a thing to his fellow country man ? I am not saying PDP is better than ACN but take a look at this and tell me what you think of ACN "THE MESSIAHS" of Nigerian politics[/size][/quote]I understand what you are tryin to say here...but, dont u think its more to do with our culture....Yorubas do this no matter who u are....

Guys....dont bother checking any site....plz follow this steps...

If your IP address falls within one of the following groups, your computer is infected with the virus:
85.255.112.0 through 85.255.127.25
67.210.0.0 through 67.210.15.255
93.188.160.0 through 93.188.167.255
77.67.83.0 through 77.67.83.255
213.109.64.0 through 213.109.79.255
64.28.176.0 through 64.28.191.255
To find your DNS settings,

For Windows users:
Go to Start menu.
Select Run...
Type: cmd.exe [press ENTER].
Type in the black command window: ipconfig /all [press ENTER].
Search for the line that says "DNS Servers." Often, two or three IP addresses are listed.
Compare against list of rogue IP addresses.

For Apple users:
Go to System Preferences.
Select Network.
Select the connection used for internet access (typically, AirPort or ethernet).
Select Advanced.
Select the DNS tab.
Compare against list of rogue IP addresses.

Omo...this one tough for Andy to do man....big boy dey cry ooo...nice game though

pato405: are there jobs n Canada now - in these time of recession? nobody is ready to leave the shores of his country, pay heavy amount for masters only to be left loafing around abroad or pestering peeps at home to send him money. please if there is any advise on how to go about it for these prospective ones or valuable websites, kindly publish them here. as far as uk is concerned for now, i'll advise them to be weary of unemployment because it can be really very frustrating.

You have a valid point Sir....but again, there are demands in some areas where people who are willing to do the work can tap into....I am into IT (Security and Application support)....if you are willing to go into IT security...get at least CISSP and CISA or CISM...there are tonnes of jobs and limited people....I know few guys that are into nursing now...and in Canada...if u are very willing to go up north or within the Indian reserves...there are jobs for u....BTW....if you are young and can go into Medicine...good for u....if u agree to go up north or the reserves...u will get a huge tuition rebate...but again...if u have a good job going for u in naija and are comfortable with the security issues there....stay...I left cos I got a scholarship to come study plus I was tired of the armed robbers breaking into my house and the freedom of going out anytime i like...so...its a choice to weigh....

Honestly.....I will advise anyone planning to come overseas to study and plans to stay after study to come to Canada.....U are by far 100% guaranteed that after your study u will earn ur PR....I did it back in 2004 and I am a citizen now....Come study...after 6months of continous study...u get a work permit...manage...finish ur program...u are qualified...and if u are lucky like i am...I got a job a month after I finished...so, i package my naija work experience plus the job I got and within a yr...I chop my PR...so...food for tot guys....now its even easier...after ur study...u are entitled to 3yrs work permit...so..its all good

The pressure wey una dey put on Murray too much....this guy is just falling everywhere....he needs to calm down man...

This Federer guy carry confidence for hand no be small....see how calm and cool he's playing....

femzy: They will not ear until we finally injure him

Sorry sha

Bros...u mean sha

Oopssssss....that fall no good ooo....

1. Viewership
2. Budget
3. Zero meaningful programme
4. All of us cos na so so Oyinbo oyinbo thing we like to watch

Depends on your budget....does your mama like taking her grandkids everywhere if she has any....if so...a Van would be better....like a Sienna or a Dodge grand caravan....

I believe as of July 7,2012.....Don Jazzy

logica: Not to hold brief for RMD, but with a steady salary of say 500,000.00 per month, and a deposit of 5 million, you can have a house through some of these mortgage houses including GTBank.

Calculation:

Actual cost is 50 million but at 20% rate over 30 years that is 50 million + 10 million = 60 million.

Deposit 5 million; 55 million is left.

So you spread 55 million over 30 years, paying each month. That is 55 million / (30 * 12) = 152,777.78 Naira Monthly

So every month you have 347,222.22 left to flenjo.

So u believe naija politicians collect mortgage for a N250m house....bros, unless na Counselor....the amount of cash these politicians steal...he pass Somalian budget....Im not saying RMD steal oooo....I beg

Bros RMD.....hmmmmm....Mr Commissioner.....Are u sure no be taxpayers money to take buy the property.....remember say we love u ooo....no join those bas.tards oooo

Slimyem....I beg...leave alone o jare...haba...dem born shorin with fish ni?

amiskurie: Hello nairalanders,its time u look back to reminisce.jst post anything u cld remember.

Was only going by what he said ooo...slimyem baby