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gunuvi: The most hilarious part is the pastor asking of the other half of the wedding dress. =))•´¨) 
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R3dsp3ar: Does Garri price reduced?

InvertedHammer: Meet a girl...get her digits
Ask her out...Hopefully, she agrees
Make an appointment...Hopefully, there is no rain-check
Take her out....Spend money
Take her home and in a few freaking minutes, it is all over.

VS.

Drive to 99c store...Buy a bottle of lotion.
Get home..turn on to www.Bleep.com
Rub away baby!!!
In a few freaking minutes, it is all over.

Time is money. Mast**bation saves time and money.
Most importantly it relieves stress.

Who cares if Halley Berry, Beyonce, Genevieve, Toolz are out of reach?
You can make love to anyone of these beautiful lady without their presence.
Imagination at work!

I would rather go to hell than give up MAST**BATION!
Yeah! That's how serious it is.

Richfella: Nothing wey pesin no go see for this forum

FOLYKAZE: O! ALLAH!!..,Please Kindly Touch The Hearts Of Islamic Fanatics/Jihadist In SYRIA, IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN, PAKISTAN, SOMALIA, NORTHERN NIGERIA (Boko-Na-Rams/Fulanis), & The Rest Of The WORLD...Please ALLAH!, Let Them Stop The NEEDLESS/SSENSELESS Killings & Spilling Of Blood..As They Come To The End Of The RAMADAN-FAST, Let It Also Be The End Of Their MALICIOUS SAVAGERY & WICKEDNESS...Amen!!!

joshyjags: nawa oooooh, na bully dem bully am ehhhhh, chai naija b d best, wch kind pikin for naija go go hang en sef sey dem yab am ?

Ama28: This shouldn't sound weird to them! Haba!
They just legalised gay marriage so they should make room for issues pertaining them!
Because legalizing it gives the couple right to adopt and the baby has to be bosom fed!

That's cool cash even though...

iamswizz: Shebi Seun go dey carry censorship of words for head like sey na food.


Why him no change the s3x to Intimate.. Mtchew

ebamma: If your neighbour owns a snake shop or is raising snakes as pets there are two things involved, its either u pack out and leave the area for him or u stay
if u pack out u are safe, but if u choose to stay there are two things involved, its either u will wake up one day to find yourself in an hospital bed or in an hospital mortuary
if u find yourself in an hospital bed u are safe, but if u find yourself in an hospital mortuary there are two things involved, its either u are on your way to heaven or on your way to hell, if you are on your way to heaven u are safe, but if u are on your way to hell there is only one thing involved u are doomed

Youngzedd: Facebook office make sense die.