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Chai! Education Palava!! Wòn tì dà gobe sìlè, emi o nì duro o. Am out!

Just. . . . . *eavesdropping*

Arseanal tried but failed, Man U flew but Suck!

maclatunji:
Nairalanders are so predictable and Seun knows it. Post a negative story on the front page in the name of Islam and you see people jumping up and down like yoyos. @topic, crimes happen everywhere, I am sure there are Ukrainian laws against this kind of thing so why are you people giving yourself hypertension over here? However, I find it sad that nobody in that community took steps to prevent such a crime. May her soul rest in peace.

Well said man. .*thumbz up*
Be careful everybuddy, dont judge a book by its cover. What u say 2day will not be dia 2more.
Dont say Wot u dont know, Peace!

'Police are your friends', remember? So dont blame them. lmao

Bas.tard! Dem suppose Kill am AGAIN. Mtcheew

Bullets keh!! Am Out. .lmao

Hmmm. . . I love my 'Gari Ijebu'.
Buh drink Responsible!! lol

[quote author=M M M 3 link=topic=676113.msg8400247#msg8400247 date=1306445507]op
re u sure your friend did ra-pe her[/quote]Neva! Na mutual ra.pe. .lol[quote author=M M M 3 link=topic=676113.msg8400258#msg8400258 date=1306445654]op
i have a feeling dat it happen 2 u.[/quote]Me?? Ova my dead body cuz if na me,i no go cum out,i go just join am on bed - DEAD!!! Alakoba!

[quote author=M M M 3 link=topic=676113.msg8400247#msg8400247 date=1306445507]op
re u sure your friend did ra-pe her[/quote]Neva! Na mutal ra.pe. .lol[quote author=M M M 3 link=topic=676113.msg8400258#msg8400258 date=1306445654]op
i have a feeling dat it happen 2 u.[/quote]Me?? Ova my dead body cuz if na me,i no go cum out,i go just join am on bed - DEAD!!! Alakoba!

Yeah. . I'm back as promised. Thanks for all opinions so far buh i still didnt get wot name i'll call wot hapened.
I know diz post sounds funny cuz i do laugh mysef each tym dat scenerio runs through my brain buh itz no joke.
Even diz lady couldn't explain wot has hapened wen my friend asked about it. Buh she said she was scared that such problem shouldn't repeat itself later in future.
And too bad, my friend is gently backing-off. .God have mercy!!

llemisy:
omg,,,,,,,,,,9ja nt europe,,,,,,,,,god plz have mercy on us.

CaPiTAL AMEN OOO

Diz waz an issue dat hapend sumtym last year which i tot itz worth sharing.
And i wil try as much as i can 2 make it brief.
One of my room mate,25 met dis lady,23 both schooling in UI, Ibadan. All went well btw dem & decided 2 DO next important 'THING'. To cut d long story short diz lady PASSED-OUT while doing it.
Come & See how my already nu.de friend flew out 4rm d room cryin like a baby 2 tell us wot'z hapened. We both rushed back inside 2 see diz finest angel totaly na.ked as created by God lying flat on bed breathless. OMG! Wot hapened? My mate said dey were both enjoying IT b4 discovered she waz nt talkin again.
All efort 2 revive her waz in vain. After spending almost 20mins crying & trying 2 work things out, i waz bout packin my own bagz b4 she finaly cough back 2 life. U could imagine how hapy we both were when she woke up.
And wen dis said lady arise 2 discover wot has hapened, she waz sorry & SHY.
She put on her wears & went out witout sayin a word. We couldnt sleep dat nait wondering wot could have hapened if she hadnt.
Ever since, d look btw us was neva d same as b4,though my friend still pretend its O.K but i know it not.
The question now is:
Wot went wrong?
Should we say dis lady is in sum kind of spiritual sect (Ogbanje)?
Or not strong enough to do it but she is no vir.gin?
Or my friend 5'8 inches cockkk is too brutal to behold?
All mature coment & response will be surely apreci8d. Till i return tonight. Thanks. Peace out!!!

strange but true!!!

Cleanliness all the way. . . . No comment!

[quote author=Akanbi_edu link=topic=306185.msg5320722#msg5320722 date=1263551287]To keep a long distance relationship, you have to be strong-hearted. Look for other qualities in your partner except fidelity. If your partner does not cheat on you, take it as bonus.[/quote]GBAM!!!

Hmmm. . . Awon eleyi, awon eleyi won badt gan!

[quote author=Baba_O link=topic=674949.msg8390823#msg8390823 date=1306331687]Sentiments apart, Ancelotti is not the best for chelsea.[/quote]And who's the BEST if i may ask?

[quote author=Baba_O link=topic=674949.msg8390823#msg8390823 date=1306331687]Sentiments apart, Ancelotti is not the best for chelsea.[/quote]And who's the BEST if i may ask?

tunde1200:
even if the tarif goes up and we get constant power its ok, but if no power and tarif goes up its robbery

Gbam!!! CONFIRM,

Dolemite:
Because pastors are pimps, and the pimped usually refer to their pimps as 'daddy'.

Yes oooo! Daddy for Show, lol

jamace:
Abeg make them hold am o. Enough of announcements of missing persons .

Lmao.

To me. . Anytin FAT, na FANTASY. Make dem go Sempè!

hondaa:
slim all the way.fat too cheap, slim expensive.

Yes. . Real GOLD!!!

switch47:
i talk am!! yes---i said it. chelsea fan- all he could offer is " Up chelsea" !! now he is quoting another chelsea fan verbatim for lack of something better to say.

Wot more could he say? Uhm?? Mtcheww!