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Politics › Re: Did Gideon Akaluka Really Desecrate The Holy Qur'an? A Contrarian Muslim Review by Sike(m): 9:25am On Jun 22, 2011
Obiagu1:
^^^

Mehn, you're really from another world. If people reason like you from both North and South, I think there'll be absolute harmony in this country.

Unfortunately, your kind could fall victim to extremists if you try to question openly irrational riots that have occurred in the North.
Crime › Re: Jewish Court Sentences Dog To Death By Stoning by Sike(m): 5:46am On Jun 21, 2011
Solozzo:
Actually the Jews are as mean as the Muslims in meting out justice. Look at the harsh laws of Moses, so called Ten Commandments. It is actually documented that the Jews influenced the Muslims in originating the Sharia laws and the I'll treatment of women. Remember the bible story of attempts to stone an adulterous woman to death by thews, and Christ questioned their Authority to do so? Moses was one of the harshest dictators of all times. A strategist no doubt but uncaring of human life.

Christ was so different from them, and that is why they connived with the Romans to have him killed. The Jews are hiding behind America who are blinded by old testament accounts of the Jews' entitlement to God's inheritance. Time we know who they really are.
Jews as mean as Muslims? Uhm?
I bet U r Unconscious. Mctheww! TOTAL RUBBISH!
Romance › Re: 30,000 Dismissed From Online Dating Website For Being Too Ugly by Sike(m): 5:31am On Jun 21, 2011
mafioso2:
I just registered Now, cool
To be banned 2mao! Hahahaha
Career › Re: How Germans Abuse Nigerian Workers, On Nigerian Soil by Sike(m): 5:23am On Jun 21, 2011
[quote author=E.nosa link=topic=695042.msg8558233#msg8558233 date=1308618561]Really sad, upon all the slavery and killing during the slave trade era, this is still happening. I remember fela what say nigerians are good at suffering and smiling.[/quote]Datz 9ja 4U!
Career › Re: How Germans Abuse Nigerian Workers, On Nigerian Soil by Sike(m): 5:22am On Jun 21, 2011
[quote author=E.nosa link=topic=695042.msg8558233#msg8558233 date=1308618561]Really sad, upon all the slavery and killing during the slave trade era, this is still happening. I remember fela what say nigerians are good at suffering and smiling.[/quote]Datz 9ja 4U!
Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by Sike(m): 2:46pm On Jun 20, 2011
190:
[color=RED]WHO IS BASKAT MOUTH? huh huh[/color]
Hahahaha. I understand, He's changed beyond recognition. Uhm? Anyway,datz Basketmouth pics, one of the nigerian comedian. O.k? U can google him 4 more info. Huhuhuhu!
Education › Re: Uniport 18th Best University In Africa. No 1 In Nigeria. by Sike(m): 1:13pm On Jun 19, 2011
Funny Post! Can someone move this to the right section.
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Omawumi Gives Birth To Baby Girl by Sike(m): 8:50am On Jun 19, 2011
Who go PAPA dat child nowhuh
Romance › Re: Unforgettable Love Letter. by Sike(m): 9:20am On Jun 18, 2011
Love wa n tintin!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guys Are Too Controlling For Me: by Sike(m): 9:14am On Jun 18, 2011
HmmmmM
Romance › Re: What Could Be My Problem? by Sike(m): 9:10am On Jun 18, 2011
Mehn! Diz iz terrible!!
Romance › Re: "get Married To Someone Who Loves You And Not The One You Love" by Sike(m): 7:05pm On Jun 17, 2011
[quote author=Java_Boy link=topic=691658.msg8538671#msg8538671 date=1308333488]Which would u prefer marrying someone who loves u,   or marrying someone u love that doesn't love uits hard finding someone that really loves u,  when u do, take advantage of it. Find wat u don't "love" about the person and change it to wat u love. If he loves u that much, he'll change to wat u love. except he is the devil,  the devil can definitely not love u. Learn to love him even if it means "recreating" hi. its a rear gem,  wink[/quote]CORRRECT!!!
Romance › Re: Whats So Special About Tall, Dark And Handsome Men? by Sike(m): 8:13am On Jun 17, 2011
Thank Gawd am TALL, DARK and HANDSOME as written. . .
Sports › Re: "i’m Sorry About My Performance At The World Cup" - Yakubu by Sike(m): 11:59pm On Jun 15, 2011
Now wey d man don beg, wetin we go dohuh
Politics › Re: If A Nigerian Sets Himself On Fire In Front Of The National Assembly: by Sike(m): 11:45pm On Jun 15, 2011
efisher:
Only a fool will set himself on fire.
CoRrEcT!!!
Romance › Re: 19 And Ready For Marriage And Desperate by Sike(m): 11:39pm On Jun 15, 2011
See posts?? Na wao!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can I survive on 90K per month? by Sike(m): 7:10pm On Jun 15, 2011
aieromon:
ROTFLMAO
''90k no reach you 'cos you wan cook monkey soup for devil''
How much does it take to cook monkey soup? grin grin
lmao!
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria's Pastors 'As Rich As Oil Barons' by Sike(m): 6:54pm On Jun 15, 2011
Abeg make all of una leave diz pastors alone jawe. If u'all r interested, it's all FREE! Go & join da club. Com'on, let dem enjoy dia lives keh. Haba!
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Lied About Her Age by Sike(m): 6:45pm On Jun 15, 2011
Sun of god:
Marry her - but invest in a lie detector machine.

Other questions you may need to revisit include:

Are you a virgin?
Have you ever been pregnant?
Are you family members also liars?
Do you love me?
Do you think I'm handsome?


Make sure she is connected to the machine before asking these questions -  grin
Funny but TRUE!
Romance › Re: U Must Not Marry, U Must Not Have Kids. by Sike(m): 6:38pm On Jun 15, 2011
Marriage or no Marrige. All i know is CHILDREN is a Must! #chikena.
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why I Hate Being A Woman: by Sike(m): 3:17pm On Jun 15, 2011
bomly:
Woman life sweet oh, I am happy and proud to be one. I nor fit the hustling and bustling of Manhood, now I dey go school for yankee and my husband dey sponsor me at ease, Omo life sweet me jare.
Congratulophobia!
Family › Re: Mother Donates Womb To Daughter! by Sike(m): 2:36pm On Jun 15, 2011
Nobody like MOTHER.
Food › Re: Do Women Even Cook Anymore by Sike(m): 2:09pm On Jun 15, 2011
They gave us INDOMIE!! . . Cuz e sweet well-well.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Dance And Sing? by Sike(m): 11:41am On Jun 14, 2011
Jesus! The best dancer. . .lol
Health › Re: Premature Ejagulation by Sike(m): 11:22am On Jun 14, 2011
Kol:
Dear Omeiza4u

There are so many people having this same problem, But to be honest it is not really a problem. There two possible solutions to your problems and one of them is temporary and the other is permanent. It depends on which you prefer. You could also avail of both.

1. TEMPORARY SOLUTION: Among the lots of medicines that have been suggested in this thread, the most effective is the one that you do not necessarily need to drink. I do not recommend people drinking anything to sustain erection for long period of time or prolonged expulsion. Things you drink could possibly give you erection but as they do so, they inhibit some other organs in your system and you do not want to risk this, Temporary solution that can keep you for as long as you like is something you apply to your manliness top gland about 30 minutes or so before sex. The quantity you apply and the length of time you leave it for before washing it off would play a part on how long you stay without ejecting. You could easily stay on for an hour if you have the strength and if your partner is willing to do for that long. The reason for this effect is that when you apply this paste, it acts like a local anaesthetic helping to deaden the manliness head and make it less sensitive thereby banging away and not ejecting prematurely, I will email the name of this cream to you directly and also advise pharmacy where you might be able to get them if you are interested. I used to buy in a couple of Chemists in Port Harcourt, There are obviously fake ones, The original will do the job perfectly well with amazing results,

2. PERMANENT SOLUTION: Mind Power!!! As simple as it sounds, the mind can do mighty. You can use your mind to control expulsion and last for as long as you like, I do not want to alter the flow of this thread, so I will make out time to post a separate thread to give you all the mind formula to achieve permanent solution to your expulsion problems, I will drop the thread link here and alert you by email if you like and if anyone else is interested let them drop their email address, thanks, KolSleek
U tried!
Christianity Etc › Re: Skimpy Dresses In The House Of God? by Sike(m): 11:22am On Jun 14, 2011
[quote author=anointed_f link=topic=687476.msg8509555#msg8509555 date=1307962098]Please blame the preachers and pastors for teaching them that it does not matter to dress anyhow. They are the determinant of how the church/member will behave. Everything about dressing is clearly stated in the Bible without ambiguity but many will want to manipulate to suit their itching ears.

I am a proponent of decency/modesty in dressing not only in the church but everywhere. Skimpy dress is demonic and devilish.[/quote]HALLELUYA!!!
Romance › Re: Two Good Friends Fallen In Love With Me by Sike(m): 6:36pm On Jun 13, 2011
O ti da gobe sile. . . Won ni duro!
Romance › Re: Why Will My Girl Refuse To Kiss? by Sike(m): 6:20pm On Jun 13, 2011
Check, check that alwayz up to 8 hrs long, Make sure no stain!
Romance › Re: In The Initial Days Of Love by Sike(m): 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2011
Thiz iz Zerious!

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