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HmmmmM

Mehn! Diz iz terrible!!

Java_Boy:
Which would u prefer marrying someone who loves u,   or marrying someone u love that doesn't love uits hard finding someone that really loves u,  when u do, take advantage of it. Find wat u don't "love" about the person and change it to wat u love. If he loves u that much, he'll change to wat u love. except he is the devil,  the devil can definitely not love u. Learn to love him even if it means "recreating" hi. its a rear gem,  

CORRRECT!!!

Thank Gawd am TALL, DARK and HANDSOME as written. . .

Now wey d man don beg, wetin we go do

efisher:
Only a fool will set himself on fire.

CoRrEcT!!!

See posts?? Na wao!!!

aieromon:
ROTFLMAO
''90k no reach you 'cos you wan cook monkey soup for devil''
How much does it take to cook monkey soup?

lmao!

Abeg make all of una leave diz pastors alone jawe. If u'all r interested, it's all FREE! Go & join da club. Com'on, let dem enjoy dia lives keh. Haba!

Sun of god:
Marry her - but invest in a lie detector machine.

Other questions you may need to revisit include:

Are you a virgin?
Have you ever been pregnant?
Are you family members also liars?
Do you love me?
Do you think I'm handsome?


Make sure she is connected to the machine before asking these questions -  

Funny but TRUE!

Marriage or no Marrige. All i know is CHILDREN is a Must! #chikena.

bomly:
Woman life sweet oh, I am happy and proud to be one. I nor fit the hustling and bustling of Manhood, now I dey go school for yankee and my husband dey sponsor me at ease, Omo life sweet me jare.

Congratulophobia!

Nobody like MOTHER.

They gave us INDOMIE!! . . Cuz e sweet well-well.

Jesus! The best dancer. . .lol

Kol:
Dear Omeiza4u

There are so many people having this same problem, But to be honest it is not really a problem. There two possible solutions to your problems and one of them is temporary and the other is permanent. It depends on which you prefer. You could also avail of both.

1. TEMPORARY SOLUTION: Among the lots of medicines that have been suggested in this thread, the most effective is the one that you do not necessarily need to drink. I do not recommend people drinking anything to sustain erection for long period of time or prolonged expulsion. Things you drink could possibly give you erection but as they do so, they inhibit some other organs in your system and you do not want to risk this, Temporary solution that can keep you for as long as you like is something you apply to your manliness top gland about 30 minutes or so before sex. The quantity you apply and the length of time you leave it for before washing it off would play a part on how long you stay without ejecting. You could easily stay on for an hour if you have the strength and if your partner is willing to do for that long. The reason for this effect is that when you apply this paste, it acts like a local anaesthetic helping to deaden the manliness head and make it less sensitive thereby banging away and not ejecting prematurely, I will email the name of this cream to you directly and also advise pharmacy where you might be able to get them if you are interested. I used to buy in a couple of Chemists in Port Harcourt, There are obviously fake ones, The original will do the job perfectly well with amazing results,

2. PERMANENT SOLUTION: Mind Power!!! As simple as it sounds, the mind can do mighty. You can use your mind to control expulsion and last for as long as you like, I do not want to alter the flow of this thread, so I will make out time to post a separate thread to give you all the mind formula to achieve permanent solution to your expulsion problems, I will drop the thread link here and alert you by email if you like and if anyone else is interested let them drop their email address, thanks, KolSleek

U tried!

anointed_f:
Please blame the preachers and pastors for teaching them that it does not matter to dress anyhow. They are the determinant of how the church/member will behave. Everything about dressing is clearly stated in the Bible without ambiguity but many will want to manipulate to suit their itching ears.

I am a proponent of decency/modesty in dressing not only in the church but everywhere. Skimpy dress is demonic and devilish.

HALLELUYA!!!

O ti da gobe sile. . . Won ni duro!

Check, check that alwayz up to 8 hrs long, Make sure no stain!

Thiz iz Zerious!

Pregnancy can trap only a fo.ol.

Ofcourse it is possible cuz am a living witness, *winks*

Rule no. 1: Neva judge a book by itz cova!

The forward, who spent the second half of the season at Leicester, has not been forgiven for a miss in South Africa last summer and was roundlybooed by supporters in friendly.

**Nigeria striker Yakubu Aiyegbeni endured unending boos when he came on as a second-half substitute in Saturday’s testimonial game for Nwankwo Kanu in Lagos.
Supporters clearly had notforgiven the Everton man'smiss in the crucial World Cup 2010 game against South Korea.
At every touch of the ball the powerfully built striker, who is on loan at Leicester City, was booed by many of the fans at theTeslim Balogun Stadium.

e-herbal:
life was much more easier when when ''Apple'' and "Blackberries" WERE JUST FRUITS

Buh now things has changed. Pathetic??

Gawd! Wia waz i since all diz yrz? Mehn! I don Miss gan. Anyway berra late dan neva, *next page pls*

To me, anything goes after 25,

Talkwisdom:
4get her and hook up wit her best frend, I tink dat could go a lng way in mekin her luv u lik u do

Hmmm! Wickedness of the first order!!