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Mr Anus:
he,s c0rk looks about 0.5 inches, (midget)

So u don measure am already, haha! Na u and ruler dey type ni?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=350409.msg4964157#msg4964157 date=1258722968]no one is toasing me! _{but some toast does sound good right now.}    
and what is your business anyway? [/quote]Yes! Wots ur biz? No mind am jawe, it sounds good 2me 2.

elomi:
What a Smart way of generating traffic on NL!!!.

Score!!!

So Trafficing indeed, buh am luvin it, Lets get more trending!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=665407.msg8303422#msg8303422 date=1305180178]Babe, easy, Take chill pills abeg! Drink cold water too!

@OP It's obvious one of the pastors is the devil's guy---lol. Go to another pastor to confirm- **jokes*

hmmm--- IDK, I think you should pray yourself and see watsup.  [/quote]OMG! Sum1 is goin banana here o, dis is serious, Guy easy oo.
@OP, Be careful!!

Tufiakwa!!! *flicks finger*

@OP, Oh sowi! Buhahahaha

MeGaStReEt:
and you will also see comment like "Hot" "Sexy" "Angel" "toh bad" I will clean my face to make sure its the same fugly pictures I am looking at. Thats the number thing I hate about FB

Buhahahaha! ''Wotz on y'all Mind''
Bleep facebook and face yah book,

I tink itz tym Facebook change 4rm 'wot is on ur mind' to 'wot is ur problem' cuz d guy is lost already & nid help ASAP.
Dat dude is rily a sh!t & must be dealt wit spiritualy, if posible, Use SANGO (D fire shooter) cuz he's a tif. Hw culd he chop klin mouth cum dey broadcast, Haba!! Sowi o @OP,

Pls can any1 fil me in on aw i can view a full site. Each time i login 2 nairaland using Ucweb browser,mobile site is wot i see except i use Operamini.
Is it bcuz of d ucweb or wot am i missing. Pls help,

Wot if SHE said 'NO' wit a reasonable 'EXCUSE'. Wot wil hapoon 2d 'RING'?
Itz berra 2be sure she wil accept b4 u aproach her wit a ring 2 avoid 'EELA'
#justsaying

correct!

STRANGE BUT TRUE!!!

Initially it's said that if one happened to see a SNAKE and Man simultaneusly, it's advisable to kill the man first for self-defence. Uhm?
Now with this kind of proof, who is more dangerous between a snake, man and WOEMAN?
The same woman that 'collabo' with the same snake to 'abracadabra' mankind.
Adam and Eve bought, we must PAY!!!
WOMAN, WOMAN, WOMAN, *coughing*

STRANGE BUT TRUE!!!

Initially it's said that if one happened to see a SNAKE and Man simultaneusly, it's advisable to kill the man first for self-defence. Uhm?
Now with this kind of proof, who is more dangerous between a snake, man and WOEMAN?
The same woman that 'collabo' with the same snake to 'abracadabra' mankind.
Adam and Eve bought, we must PAY!!!
WOMAN, WOMAN, WOMAN, *coughing*

Long hissssssssss! Na today,

Olohun mun won, hehehe, i am luvin it, @ last.

9ice, 9ice, 9ice! Aw many tymz did i call U? U knw do dis 1 wella, U don offend me totally, I swear!

Dem suppose kill am again if possible, yeye ghost!

My Shit, uhmmm!

For more info visit: http://www.gloworld.com/latestnews3.asp

By all account, God introduced Sacrifices, for him to use his only son to do one.
That means he Supported It.
For Someone to use his blood as a sacrifice, is that what Christainity is all about?
They kick against Sacrifices but yet, Invented it, I TIRE OOO!

Only D Chosen knws Islam.
Only D Blessed knws Allah.
Only D Fortunate Fast in Ramadan.
May Allah let us be among D ChosN,BlessD &4tun8 In Al-Jahnat.
EID MUBARAK

According to tonight's NTA, It is said that Tai Solarin University of Education has been Changed to Gbenga Daniel University of Education, Ijagun.
Hmm! What's your take hommies

Excuse me baby, I must confess, you are
the most gorgeous girl I
have ever seen. I just felt like I
had to tell
you because i really like what i see.
I am Sike by
name, so let's get acquainted because i believe our getting to know eachother shouldn't be a bad idea. I'm sure a lot of people must have told you how cute you look, but no one means exactly as i am. I have come
across alot of people in this world
but yours is exceptional that i
couldn't stand the chance of
not leaving the word "Can
we be friends?" You must be a Confessor Because you've confessed my heart. So, tell me what it takes to Serve you mistress.

Before d count to 3, i want dat STUPID MEGA-FUCKIN WINGLES EAGLES to meet me here in 9ja 2nait. Make dem no even wait till 2morow.
(Pshwt!! Wey my Paracetamol self)?

Another LOST for African, Wotsup!

Hmmn,

I think Barca is Doing it.
www.goal.com/en/news/12/spain/2010/05/19/1931910/official-barcelona-sign-david-villa-from-valencia

Kay 17:
Guys easy on him. hey chakula, how do you deal with those big black spots on the head, inflicted from praying.

Kay 17:
Guys easy on him. hey chakula, how do you deal with those big black spots on the head, inflicted from praying.

Do u know that those black spot will be the most sparkling spot on the day of ressurection. So, We dont need 2 deal with the sign of true believer.
IGNORANCE IS A DISEASE, SORRY

Where is ur source pls?