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Glo is pleased to launched
new HSI plans which are
tailored to suit usage on
handsets, smart phones &
tablets. These plans offer
pocket-friendly rates with
extremely generous data
volumes. Customers can
now browse the internet,
stream audio and video,
download apps and chat
with family and friends on
their data enabled devices
at super fast speeds and
affordable rates. Below are
the new plans which were
created and their respective
codes.
Plans
Plan Name
Service Rental
Data Cap
Validity Period
Code
SMS to 127
Target Device
Instant Surf
N100
10MB
24 hours
*127*51#
‘ 51’
Handset
One Week
N400
50MB
7 days
*127*52#
‘ 52’
Handset
Always Micro
N1,000
200MB
30 days
*127*53#
‘ 53’
Handset
Always Macro
N3,000
1,024MB (1GB)
30 days
*127*54#
‘ 54’
Handset/Tablet
Customers can text ' menu
' to 127 to get more details
about the above plans.
gloworld.com/handsetsntablets.asp

Daddy ko, Papa ni! Mthew. . . Rubbiiiiiiish!

That is too much 2 say da truth, She woman don kill da man be dat niyen. Haba!

Martinga:
U no hear their name manchested united(the red devils) so make unar leave am because him done act as one of de devil.

Lmao!

richcode:
they will soon live him,all this na arrangement oooooooo,Nigerians make una wake up

Thank you very much joh!

ijebuboy18:
! What u waiting 4? Smash d darn phone!!!

Gotta go some1 just pinged me!!! LOL!!!!!

That is it! Lmao.

spicyhoney:
And this made front page

Just like that!!!
See love. . . Buh why Lana Lang

braine:
It depends on the kind of girl. The way u'd flirt with an unilag girl wud be different from a lasu girl

Oh Ooh! Pls elaborate o.

Hahahaha! Cant stop myself from laughing. O badt gan!

Original Mumu!

Truely, MTN na scam!! Truth is bitter but must be said.

A middle-aged man (names withheld) in Ijebu-Ode, Ogun, on Friday severed his manhood with a razor in broad day light.
The incident, which occurred at the popular Oyingbo road, the commercial centre of the town, drew the attention of hundreds of residents of the town.
An eyewitness account revealed that the man wastrekking along Folagbade road but suddenly stopped at Oyingbo road junction and brought out a razor blade.
The account said the man used the razor blade to cut off his male organ.
“I saw the man coming from Folagbade road in a well behaved manner but suddenly stopped at Oyingbo junction.
“He pulled off his trouser and brought out a razor blade to cut off his manhood.
“Those of us who were at the scene of the incident could not believe it because it was totally strange to us,“  an eyewitness said,

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/06/man-cuts-off-own-organ-with-razor-in-ijebu-ode/

Chei! 9ja i dey hail o!! Una no dey shame o!!! Who say 9ja no go beta?

I luv it wen a post get hilarious, hahaha

We siddon dey look. . . how e go. . . be 4 future.

Wonders of the first other. . . .

WoW! What A Juicy Topic. . . thumbz up poster

Abeg no kill 9ja artiste o, who want to die?

4ward:
Bros Bankole.FEAR NOT!!!!! U AR NOT D 1ST PERSON.If they can grab Bode,Ceciliah,Erastus,Asiwaju,Anty Iyabo and release them just turn urself in after 2wks ALL THE NOISE WILL BE OVER .

4ward:
Bros Bankole.FEAR NOT!!!!! U AR NOT D 1ST PERSON.If they can grab Bode,Ceciliah,Erastus,Asiwaju,Anty Iyabo and release them just turn urself in after 2wks ALL THE NOISE WILL BE OVER .

Chikena!!!

Papido:
Hey, obongproff, welcome to the club. I am married to a woman who is 4years older than i am for the last six years. we have 2kids now. Truth is that i have not loved another person more in all those years. She has all i want in a woman. So, young man, go on and marry your woman. I'll give you a few tips though. My family members don't know her age. We kept that to ourselves. She'll be 40 next year but we won't mark it loudly to avoid undue attention. It's strictly between us and for our children to find out when they are older. She is the most respectful and dutiful lady i ever met. I once dated a girl that was 6yrs younger than i am but i have never met a more rude lady. So, age is only numbers. Someone mentioned the fact that is she looking older than you? If she is, that might be a slight headache. if you are the type that is perturbed by public opinion, then watch it because you may not be able to cope in future. Personally, i am an unconventional person so am not easily swayed. She looks slightly older than i am though she's got a figure that makes men's heads spin. she's even getting grey hairs but we just play over that and i love her to bits. So, man, follow your heart and goodluck.

Well Said Man! *thumbz up*

OWOLAYEMO:
Surprsingly, they are very easy to get BUT extremely difficult to keep. This is empirical!

COMFIRMED!

MeGaStReEt:
Football

YES! Football. . PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER!

Are You In?
(i.e. if she didnt feel anytin after u av penetrated durin bleepin)lol

Are you tired?

Well i guess i'm ready, for settling down and fooling around is over. . . No 'buts' or 'maybe' *singing*

Anyway, anyhow, Congratulation for Today ONLY cuz am not sure of Tomorrow.

We Full Ground dey Wait. .

Abegi. All eyes are opened. No more koni-koni. Just a waste of media as always. Mtchew!