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Now you know the meaning of WOMAN. I thank God for your life. Sorry!

PMAN - Pregnant Men Association of Nigeria. lol

Congrats Didier!

KANU, AM REALLY HAPPY FOR THAT MAN. Congratulation!

Pafuri:
The first Nigerian to send Nairalanders (at least those who understand) into fits of imagination: ILEKEIDI

Lmao!

Simply becuz dey see wot u dont see. Chikena!

I sharply go dat B.

These posts are hilarious!

I second the motion joh!!

Facebook Tagging my foot!!!

collins Jn:
IS ADEBOYE GOD, WHY MUST THEY
KNEEL DOWN IN HIS FRONT FOR
HIM TO PRAY FOR THEM, THOUGH
PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT HE IS A MAN
OF GOD, BUT HE IS NOT, I WAS
ONCE A MEMBER OF HIS CHURCH
BEFORE I STOPPED, ADEBOYE IS NO
MORE THAN A MAN LIKE ME, I
DONT SEEK ANY MAN OF GOD
INTERVENTION WHEN I WANT TO
TALK TO MY GOD, THERE'S ONE
THING PEOPLE DONT KNOW, AND
THE THING IS THAT GOD PREFER
YOU YOURSELF TO CALL ON HIM
INSTEAD OF GOING TO ANY SO
CALLED MAN OF GOD, GOD SAID HE
IS MORE CLOSE TO US THAN OUR
NECK VEIN, SO WHAT DO WE STILL
NEED, EVEN IF ADEBOYE PRAY FOR
THEM , CAN THAT STOP ANGEL OF
DEATH FROM KILLING THEM, SEE
YOU OOOO, NONE OF GOD
CREATION THAT WILL NOT TASTE
DEATH, THE DEATH THAT WILL KILL
THEM IS ALWAY AT THERE BACK,,
BUT THEY CANT SEE, SO FAR
ABRAHAM DIED, WHO ARE THEY,
COME' ON CALL ON GOD,
THEY UNFORGIVABLE SIN IS TO
WORSHIP ANY OTHER THING AS
GOD, WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS
ACT OF WORSHIPPING ADEBOYE
BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE ADEBOYE
CAN STOP DEATH FROM KILLING
THEM, NOOOOOOOO, NOTHING
CAN STOPP ANGEL OF DEATH, EVEN
ANGEL OF DEATH HIMSELF WILL
STILL DIE, LET US BELIEVE IN GOD,
AND CALL ON HIM ALONE,
NOWADAY, CHRISTAIN DONT CALL
ON GOD AGAIN, THEY CALL ON
JESUS, IN JESUS NAME WE PRAY,
BIG LIE, AFTER GOD, IT IS STILL
GOD AFTER GOD, IT IS STILL GOD
AFTER GOD, IT IS STILL GOD AFTER
GOD, IT IS STILL GOD AFTER GOD,
IT IS STILL GOD AFTER GOD, IT IS
STILL GOD AFTER GOD, IT IS STILL
GOD AFTER GOD, IT IS STILL GOD,
READ EXODUS 20:1 CHRISTIAN ARE
FOUND OF WORSHIPPING JESUS
AND MARY IMAGE, WHY WHY WHY,
THAT IS THE GREATEST OF ALL SIN,
ONE DAY , A MAN THAT HAS KILLED
UP TO 99 HUMAN BEING WHEN TO
ONE SHOLAR *(ALFA) OF GOD AND
TOLD HIM THAT I HAVE KILL UP TO
99 PEOPLE, THE MAN ASKED HIM IF
GOD WILL FORGIVE HIM, THEY
SHOLAR SAID, GOD WILL NEVER
FORGIVE YOU, THEN HE KILLED THE
SHOLAR TO MAKE HIS VICTIMS 100
IN NUMBERS, THE NEXT DAY HE
WENT TO ANOTHER SCHOLAR AND
TOLD HIM, THE SAME THING HE
TOLD THE FIRST SCHOLAR AND THE
SHOLAR TOLD HIM THAT GOD WILL
FORGIVE HIM, THE SCHOLAR TOLD
HIM TO LEAVE THAT CITY WHERE
HE STAY THAT PEOPLE THAT ARE
THERE ARE EVIL PEOPLE , ON HIS
WY THE MAN DIE AND THE ANGEL
OF GOD WHERE DRAGGING WITH
THEM SELF THAT THE MAN IS A
CANDIDATE OF HELL, THE .OTHER
SAID HE IS A CANDIDATE OF
PARADISE, TO BE CONTINUED,

Don't Even Knw d Right Word 2 Use In Quantifying U,but One Tin Is Obvious In your Life,U SURE Nids Help.

OMG! This is Wonderful. God bless ya brain man. Well said! *thumbz up*

Hahahaha!.

Enjoy while it lasts. . .

Then she should be free to accept something else - like 'that nodding thing'.
Hmmm!

Donlittle:
girls that say that wont kiss and have sex till they get married, this is extremely annoyin
so who does my niqqas pphuckk everytime, married women??

I Wonder ooo!

Holychabarakabaishanoku!!!
Oh oh! *covers mouth*

Now Rooney Can never Score with head anymore, #hairwego

There is fire on the Mountain. . . BEWARE!

echo- bee:
u too shine your eyes

Yes keh!!

If you are not ready for the answer. . Don't ask the question!!
**That'z da law of da Game**

I'm not really SINGLE, I'm not really COMMITED. I'm just on RESERVE for the one who DESERVES me. #fact

I Love Chivita!!!

My Daily BreaD.

Glo is pleased to launched
new HSI plans which are
tailored to suit usage on
handsets, smart phones &
tablets. These plans offer
pocket-friendly rates with
extremely generous data
volumes. Customers can
now browse the internet,
stream audio and video,
download apps and chat
with family and friends on
their data enabled devices
at super fast speeds and
affordable rates. Below are
the new plans which were
created and their respective
codes.
Plans
Plan Name
Service Rental
Data Cap
Validity Period
Code
SMS to 127
Target Device
Instant Surf
N100
10MB
24 hours
*127*51#
‘ 51’
Handset
One Week
N400
50MB
7 days
*127*52#
‘ 52’
Handset
Always Micro
N1,000
200MB
30 days
*127*53#
‘ 53’
Handset
Always Macro
N3,000
1,024MB (1GB)
30 days
*127*54#
‘ 54’
Handset/Tablet
Customers can text ' menu
' to 127 to get more details
about the above plans.
gloworld.com/handsetsntablets.asp

Daddy ko, Papa ni! Mthew. . . Rubbiiiiiiish!

That is too much 2 say da truth, She woman don kill da man be dat niyen. Haba!

Martinga:
U no hear their name manchested united(the red devils) so make unar leave am because him done act as one of de devil.

Lmao!

richcode:
they will soon live him,all this na arrangement oooooooo,Nigerians make una wake up

Thank you very much joh!

ijebuboy18:
! What u waiting 4? Smash d darn phone!!!

Gotta go some1 just pinged me!!! LOL!!!!!

That is it! Lmao.

spicyhoney:
And this made front page

Just like that!!!
See love. . . Buh why Lana Lang