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Austine567:
Hello guys!
Have been trying to penetrate this lady for some time now but all efforts seem to be in vain.
Whenever i try to enter her , she's kinda shock, sharp pain and loud scream, her body is as if it is blocked to avoid something to enter, which of course makes the whole act uninteresting and boring , she really needs help and i for one wants to get down with her proper.
What do you think we can do to make it easy for her , i was thinking of a kind of pain relief injection or medicine to give before romance, medical experts in the house pls help .

Should I come over and help you out on this?

Drop address ASAP

So the idiot na man self . Come dey confuse person with Bobby all this while

If I were you, I won't accept any. I will sit at home I enjoy MUMMY THANK YOU.

Do give away nah and have peace of mind

Hackportal:
“Wizkid was our errand boy for buying Amala” - OAP Toke Makinwa Reveals Starboy Used To Be A Studio Rat

OAP Toke Makinwa has revealed some of the prices singer Wizkid paid to get to where he is today.




In a recent chat with Chude Jideonwo, while querying the youth of nowadays who just want to succeed without putting in the work, Toke said: “You don’t know the years Wizkid put in to becoming who he is today.




Young newbies try music for a year or two and are frustrated because it is not working…dude, when I tell people…I was at Rhythm and Wizkid used to carry speakers and he will be sent by DJs to buy Amala and he will do it.




He was the studio rat. “Just help me play my song,” he would say. People look at him now and say he is arrogant not knowing the work he had put into this journey.




It is the same way people can look at me now and say I got it all easy but if you have been following my career and seeing the hardwork I put in, you should ask me what I am doing with my life if by now I am not enjoying all that I am enjoying now from my hard work.”

Video BELOW;-
https://loadedpulse.com/wizkid-was-our-errand-boy-for-buying-amala-oap-toke-makinwa-reveals-starboy-used-to-be-a-studio-rat/

if he was your errand boy and so what? c'mon gerrout

this one no know say na pastors dey pregnant women for church pass. so how do you think pastors will buy to that?

80percent women do that nonsense with their pastors more.

megatran:
Pls buzz me on Whatsapp. I can't see you on my whatsapp.

i wil on my whatapp phone after church

fffolly:
Your rate

520/dollar pere

now selling|perfectmoney

how market folks?

Nico4luv:
Get a prepaid card (preferably UBA prepaid card), fund it with the amount you want and use.

You can't spend more than $100, using a regular Nigerian bank card. $100

I have tried UBA Card( verve), funded it, then try it on AliExpress but didn't work.
So, what would possibly be the problem?

VERVE card is for local spending. only MASTERCARD AND VISA CARD work for international spending.

Hassanmaye:
Think bro is not that, if it's for rituals he can get it for 10k, it's because this women package themselves well

true talk sha

Hassanmaye:
Lol when men are paying 1m to have sex in Lagos, you don't know

it baffles me.

Although, the 1m may be for ritual sex purpose.

I still don't know why men pay to have sex with women, be it a prostitute, side chick or girl friend. They enjoy sex more than the men. The only point in time a man enjoy it is during the ejaculation, but women enjoys it from the beginning to the ending. They need it more than men. They only pretend.

#stoppayingforsex

Philipmems:
Teach a man how to fish and you have fed him for the rest of his life.
Instead of disbursing cash to people why not invest in training youths in modern Agricultural procedures, create farming cooperatives equip with modern farming machineries, establishing farms for them using available government lands in a lease agreement, appoint supervisors to mentor and monitor progress and a portion of the profits from the yield should be reinvested in another batch of youths.

Just watch as many of the beneficiaries will use the money to play bet9ja and lotto.

oshorstan:
Hmmmm Life! This picture struck a cord in my heart. It sent waves of reminiscing down my memory lane. Only my Siblings understand that Picture. Stephen Omigie & myself , together with our BELOVED PARENTS , Use to experience this ugly feeling.

Our Skin became used to the unfriendly & fiendish nature of the scorching Powerline road Sun shining at our Farm road at Okhokhugbo environs. Gosh , we done suffer oh!

My BELOVED MOTHER will carry the biggest Cassava bag, while Steve & myself will carry the lesser one. My BELOVED FATHER will remain in the Bush , clearing and "Brushing" for the next cassava stick planting.

My BELOVED MOTHER would follow us to Ogida motor park, put us in a bus, describe our exit point (Osarentin street Junction, Along Textile mill road, Benin city) to the driver , while she treks back into the deep of Okhokhugbo forest in serious tears.


Now to the picture; There were often times when the "Ukoki" will bend from our neck. We will have to endure the pain, because if the bag of cassava falls, who go help you carry am? We were just two young boys between 10 and 11 years of age, meandering inside the forest laden with Wild animals. When the neck almost break, we go just throw way the bag of cassava, and relax our neck on it. Indeed Suffer head nor be our portion in Jesus name. After like 30 minutes, Steve will help me carry mine, while I will use one hand to assist him to carry his. Before u know, see our two for ground. Nobody to help , naso we go use tree method take run am. Put am top tree branch and carry an for head. Thats how we go use like 3 hours take trek to Ogida park.


Those years are gone , and it is still fresh in my head. I cannot forget those ugly moments when we have to stay hungry even on Christmas day. No new clothes, nothing. My BELOVED MOTHER will have to go out, cry to family friends who will support us with 6 cups of rice. The moment we see Rice, you need to see the joy emanating from our hungry faces.We go day happy

Omijie Oshor

Only your mother be BELOVED abi?

Your father that will stay behind to prepare the cassava stem for next planting is not your BE LOVED.

the way we over-hype our mothers against our fathers in this part of the world is something we need to look into.

There are two distinct reasons why Pepsi (and other PepsiCo soft drinks) and not Coke is sold at KFC in many countries around the world.

Firstly, fast food restaurants use fountain dispense soft drinks instead of the cans and bottles that are sold in retail stores. This is far more profitable for the restaurant. However, fountain beverages require sophisticated and expensive equipment in order to blend and carbonate the beverage at the point of dispensing (syrup is blended with filtered water and carbonated in the restaurant).

Dispense equipment is expensive to purchase and install. Industry convention calls for the supplier to pay for the installation and ongoing servicing of the dispense equipment at no cost to the restaurant. As a result, the soft drink contract is usually signed with only one supplier; in most cases, either the Coca-Cola Company or PepsiCo.

In the case of KFC, PepsiCo previously owned the restaurant chain. KFC was spun off, along with Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, into a company called YUM. For PepsiCo, maintaining a close relationship (and supply agreement) with YUM remained a top priority since the availability of PepsiCo soft drinks along with fast food is a key strategic imperative.

PepsiCo has continued to retain the dispense contract with KFC in most countries. However, renewal terms are hard fought every two years or so. There is no long term assurance that KFC will never convert to dispensing Coca Cola beverages in the future. And if KFC were to consider switching to another supplier, significant marketing funds and inducements would be required.

KFC dispense Coca Cola products in several countries including Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. In these instances, the principle still holds that one or the other large soft drink supplier is awarded the exclusive contract to supply soft drinks. The brand strength of Coke versus Pepsi comes into play when this exclusive contract is awarded.

sunky97:
https://www.newtelegraphng.com/tb-joshua-died-day-he-asked-for-bank-account-to-pay-n200m-ransom-head-teacher-parents/

can oyedepo do such a thing?

The woman tall pass her husband she. She must be a giant then.

Pious101:
so because u get d money to take buy am therefore every hand should be equal, abi?

if all fingers are not equal, but you be the short finger?

My brother hustle ooo make den no use tinted glass car carry your wife pass your front ooo.

NotKnown:
It does not change the fact that I GET AM BEFORE NO BE PROPERTY.

If you are always praised for what you did or had yesterday, it means you haven't done or have anything today.

maybe he disposed it after finding out is not of importance to him and his church.

NotKnown:
Okay

But




I get am before no be property

At least, he has written his name among those who acquired one some time ago.

so it is an achievement.

A PhD is the highest degree you can study for. It isn't the highest degree, however, in France and Germany there is “habilitation”, which is a qualification showing you are an established researcher and allowing you to be appointed to a permanent professorshio, i.e. similar to tenure in the US. In the UK (and other countries that fiollow the UK system) they're are higher doctorates that are basically lifetime achievement awards – these are more common as honorary degrees rather than actual rather degrees.

In terms of recognition, there are also fellowships of professional societies that are given to senior academics, while these are all prestigious, those from national academies are more prestigious than those from subject-specific societies. Then there are prizes, again from subject-specific societies, from national academies, and Nobel's (and similar) from international bodies.

My elder brother once told me:

“If you want to know what kind of a person someone really is, wake them up from their sweet sleep”

I tried it on so many people including my husband and I feel that there is some logic in it.

When someone wakes me up from my sleep, even my baby, I wake up like a monster. My baby has some sleep issues and I prefer to be awake till she goes into deep sleep. If by chance, I go to sleep and she wakes me in the middle, I am not sure I will react nicely. Once, I slapped her (ashamed to admit) in sleep and my husband scolded me for it in the morning. Funny thing is I didn't even remember slapping her. So, I become a monster if someone wakes me from my sweet sleep. Otherwise also, I am a bit on the aggressive side. I don't accept things easily, I have very strong sense of judgement and if I feel I am being wronged, I don't let that go off easily. It's not like I am revengeful or something…but then I vent my anger out on God. God is always at the receiving end. Another thing is I am a controlled monster. I mean later I asked my husband if I hit her hard and he said “it doesn't matter, you hit her….but no, you just patted her, but she got scared because you were angry”. Otherwise also, I have control over myself no matter what emotions I am going through.

Now about my husband, he is a complete opposite. He is very calm, patient and a peaceful person. He doesn't get angry easily. Whenever, I wake him up from his deep sweet sleep, he is never angry. Never. No matter how tired he is and no matter how irrational thing it is, for which I woke him up. He never gets angry.

I tested this on my parents and my younger brother too. My brother wakes up very confused and scared. Otherwise, also he gets panic attacks. Even, seeing a cockroach, sets off his alarm.

So I think, if you feel angry, maybe you should accompany me in the anger management classes.

Fescoblack:
what pleasure do girls derive from sucking guy d

guy a lot of pleasure.

some girls can squirt just holding your large diick. it turn them on faster.

no lie.

mardis:
I need honest answers and no lies please. You can as well share one or two experiences.

SUCKING OF BREAST IS JUST TO AWAKE THE SLEEPING GIANT IN HER(LIBIDO) For men nothing gain.

MODIFIED:

By Yetunde Arebi
The female breasts, also known as “the twins” or “the girls”, have remained the most conspicuous and attractive feature of the female sexual organ. Perhaps, its strategic positioning and function adds to its importance in the life of a woman.

Besides the age long biological function of the breasts as a source of food and nourishment for babies, the breast is also a major source of sexual attraction for the male specie, just as it is also a key sexual organ for the woman, highly sensitive to stimulation. The fact that they come in various shapes and sizes, further add to their uniqueness and endearing place in our hearts as humans.Breast-Sucking

As a sexual organ, the breasts have been known to give immense pleasure to both men and women during sexual encounters. In fact, some women have reportedly disclosed that they are capable of achieving orgasm even when thoroughly stimulated through sucking and caressing of the breasts alone. Though, because of this highly sensitive nature, some women find it very uncomfortable or even painful to submit their twin girls to constant sexual manipulation of any kind.


Interestingly, men are constantly drawn to the breasts. A lot of this attraction has been attributed to psychological composition, perception and beliefs. For, pray, why would a full grown man be obsessed with sucking some mounds of milkless breasts? I don’t often get logical answers to this question when I ask. The function of the breasts in sexual behaviour has been attributed to human Face -to -Face copulation that is unusual among other mammals. Since the breast already serves the function of mother-infant bonding, then it is also excellent for male -female bonding, says an argument. After all, it is just within reach.

For those familiar with some of the social media platforms, you would have come across a particular message that has been making the rounds for a couple of years now. Purportedly attributed to the BBC as source, this message usually springs out during the cancer awareness months and in support of cancer prevention campaign. As expected, it elicits a wide range of controversies from both men and women, from humour to disdain and sexual innuendoes, while some others believe the content hook, line and sinker. The purported message is claimed to have been issued by the Ministry of Health in the fight against breast cancer. One of the versions I have received read thus:

Very soon, women will be paying men to have their breasts sucked! According to a report on BBC website, Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breasts sucked thoroughly and vigorously. It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up lumps leading to breast cancer. The breast must be sucked as often as possible. Help women fight breast cancer today. Men, please do your part and suck a breast now! And women, please endeavour to make it available regularly…… This message is from the Ministry of Health in the fight against breast cancer.



I have tried several times without success to get a confirmation for this story on the mentioned websites including cancer.org and some others in related fields. But perhaps, someone out there knows the original and authentic source of this message? Please share it with us!

As interesting as this message may be, as well as the different responses it receives anytime it is being passed around, depending on which side of the divide you find yourself, I am more worried about the health implications attached. Cancer is not something to make jokes out of as it claims millions of lives across the world every year. Again, some frightened lady who hitherto was not in favour of breast sucking may easily submit herself to torture with the belief that she is suffering for a good reason. Please, let us not confuse issues. Breast feeding is not the same as breast sucking. Breast feeding is the process of feeding new born and infants with breast milk. It is this that has been medically proven to be of immense benefit to both mother and child and can prevent breast cancer. There are no scientifically proven studies indicating that breast sucking is of any medical benefit to the the woman whose breast is being sucked or the person doing the sucking.

However, what has been scientifically proven is the fact that breast sucking when properly performed is of immense pleasure to the woman and may sometime on its own lead to orgasm or when combined with some other forms of sexual stimulation will help a woman to achieve orgasm quicker. Again, neither has any research shown that breast sucking can give a woman cancer.

So ladies, please relax and allow your guys do the job for you. if you are not enjoying the way he is doing it, tell him. I can assure you, it’s a win-win situation.

SOURCE: VANGUARD NEWSPAPER

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/05/breast-sucking-good/

let me try small

If a - a = b - b then does a = b?
No.

This confusion arises because of missing the fact that while applying functions on the two sides of an equation, we are only allowed to move “forwards” and not “backwards”.

Let us say we have an equation that looks like

LHS=RHS

If we have any function f that can be applied on the domain, we can now say

f(LHS)=f(RHS)

But moving in the reverse direction is only allowed if f is a one-one function.[1]

As an example, take f(x)=x2 . This is not a one-one function because (−x)2=x2 . Hence

x=y⟹x2=y2

But

x2=y2⇏x=y

Because it might be that x=−y .

In this question, we just have the function f(x)=0 . Since it is clearly not one-one, we cannot reverse the step.

just hope am right

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ChybuzzDD:
A-A= B-B
A-A-B+B =0
(A-A)-(B-B) =0
A(1-1)-B(1-1) =0
(A-B)(1-1) = 0
So, (A-B) =0 and (1-1)= 0
A-B = 0 and 1-1 = 0
So, A =B

A=B? I don't think so.

Iyaebe:
A=A and A does not equal to B

elaborate please with mathematical prove

Bigredmachine:
No A is not B...

elaborate please with mathematical prove.

math guru over to you.

Shedrack777:
truly it does. i have witness about 13 people in my locality and 4 people in my school who have gone insane from weed in-take

I swear to God the overall best graduating student in my secondary school back then takes MJ a lot and she is a girl.

i don't smoke but I love hanging around guys while they smoke MJ coz I love inhaling the.......