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Be careful of the op.

Why not make the money alone and quietly. Money don't like noise and that is why they don't play music in the bank.

op, i feel for you.

let me go straight to the point.

if you want a male child tell your husband to do doggy, now let me explain how it work

the male sperm is fast but very weak, and get tired too soon while the female is very slow but can swim more distance than the male.

so the doggy position reduces the distance the sperm will have to travel to fertilizer the egg.

since the distance is short now, the male sperm will get there faster than the female sperm and fertilize the egg.

you have to be on diet like, taking much chocolate.

you can go to any catholic church and get BILLING METHODS in the bookshop. it 98percent guarantee if you can stick to instructions.

peace out

jmoore:
Why are some folks clapping for the closure of the market? Is it an achievement?

I expected Millions of Ipob members near the court in Abuja today.


Some Ipob members are threatening schools in Aba to shutdown. no


Stupidity at its peak!!!


Cowards that can't go to Abuja to see their supreme leader. They bragged they will invade Abuja in their millions today but they want sit at home.

do you know the effect of sit at home?

Niece:
Prophet Isaiah Okechukwu Gives Sacked Living Faith Pastor Godwin Cash Gift



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If in this current dispensation you still go to church, then you have been used. Church is scam.

Once I get small money, I must open church and collect my own religious cake too in the area of tithe and offering.

Forget church, Personal encounter with Christ is the altimate.

Femmyfestus:
I don't even know

you get bald head be that, coz blade N20, water and soap will do the job for, you don't have business with the salon.

Feyol55:
Pls i want want to make payment to Ghana at the rate of N1000 to 12.5GHc, if you can deal at that rate, pls contact me on 0 8 1 3 7 9 9 1 3 8 8, we will be doing business everyday together in large vol...

Pls be ready to use wese90 as escrow

if you gree N1000 - 11.9ghc, come

but am not using your escrow.

face to face is okay

just remembered VOLTRON back then. if the fight don tiie wrapper all the lions in their colours go run back house go gather themselves together to form VOLTRON. same thing IPOB and ODUDUWA wanna do?

Beebah2000:
Another man money is another man's problem.

One man money is another man's problem.

please quote me if the item is negotiable. i certainly will need one

i dey watch you

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spotted

FocusedDiva:
Okay!
Sunday Igboho to be released soon! hopefully!

ethnic bigot spotted.

Shey you people always say KANU should come to Nigeria and fight for the actualization of Biafra.so why is you son wanting to sneek to Germany?

He should have remain here in Nigeria and fight for the Yoruba nation. What is chasing him?

Glink2018:
No verdict?
Let wait till.the end of the day.
But you can't extradite a German citizen....it is not possible...

Fulani government is calling for Sunday Igboho heads to cut...meanwhile Myetti Allah is there doing damages to peoples lives, properties and farm produces

but a British citizen can be extradite abi?

you are not serious.

tumababa:
So day students don't have lesbians and gay?

sure they have, but since they are day student, you as a parent can notice it easily than their teachers.

brainhgeek:
This is a very wrong assertion. Lesbians and gays are made at home too. Kids can pick up bad habits anywhere, even under your sensitive nostrils, unblinking eyes and infrasonic-sound-detecting ears.
I have worked with students in hostels and I can tell you that 97% of the students i worked with over the years, turned out good without behavioral defects. There were cases of abnormal behaviors in some kids but none was so defective beyond redemption. I am talking of a population of over 500students for over 5years. If you have good hands, child handler's periodic and consistent trainings, well structured institution and a blend of good admission policies, boarding school school defeats most parent monitored day students.

story for the gods,

10mobile:
I support you. I went to a boarding school but I can't send my child to one. Raise your child by yourself.

simple.

If you are not ready to watch over your child then use condom, is N40/pack with 4 inside. Very cheap and can save you a lot.

XXXXTENTACION:
Calm down the world is not as bad as you make it seem
boarding was the best thing that happened to me.. It was through the boarding school that i learnt alot and became a better person..

thank your star then.

Boarding has done more harm than good in recent time.

Peace out

Jacksparrow7:
Hello nairalanders, and Doctors in the house.
Please I have been going to toilet since morning around 8 am. It started with my Tommy and stomach rumbling like the way bubbles boil in hot water, rumbling and rumbling to the point I could sleep anymore. I just rushed to the toilet and watery shiit came out with water mixed with it, like vomit.
I have been to toilet up to 4 times. The last time I almost shiit on my cloth because I taught it was gas. And am home.
Please what can I do.

remain inside the toilet or mix ijebu garri with ogogoro and chew.

Thank me later

that was then. you attended boarding when there was still a little bit of sanity in the world.

take what I say or jump and pass

the world today is something else now my brother. boarding school is a no for me now from information I have been getting from people with experiences.

how would you bring a child to this world and want someone else to train him or her for you? you have failed that child already.

XXXXTENTACION:
Men why are you typing lies
i went to a boarding school and it was fun for me nothing like gay or lesbian please stop spreading rumours you have no prove about

Please OP, don't ever conceive sending your children to boarding, I beg you. No one can discipline your child/ren than yourself.

Most of them in the boarding are lesbian and gay am telling you the gospel truth.

A word is enough for a wise.


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I will not say a word

you funny die, i swear

SLAP44:
I believe lie

Flahyuq:
Yahoo man

go do ya own

this man for try dey wear make-up abeg, even though say na powder, it will go a long way

Cee0nne:
I really don't even know why she made such senseless post.
It's crazy..
99.99999% of female virgins are God-fearing..it takes a God-fearing qualities to be a virgin nowadays,even in this spoilt era we find ourselves in.
Virgins are decent girls with dignity

nailed

akacomedyvideo:
Apart from pussy and breast, what else do women have to
offer a man?
The way, the ladies, even married women are pushing this
two things around these days, has kept me wondering, if God
made a mistake in giving it to them.
These things are so cheap, that any where you go, if you
desire it, #100-#200, can give you one.
Women, please, learn how to preserve them, they are your
pride as a woman, if it's made so cheap, you lose your worth
before any man.
No hard feelings please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4UeiiawORM

oliver twist. what else do want? intestine and kidney?

legendgalas:
Hello guys, as a lady i have come to a conclusion that virgin marriage don't last due to some reasons.
If as a man, your libido is high and your wife was a virgin before marriage, then there is 70-80% possiblity that you guys will not be compactable during love making. Men are s*x object not women. If you as a man feels less s*x in the home, there is every hance of having hookups here and there.
This is why it is 100% right to know your sex lives before saying i do in church.

The truth is bitter but it must be said

You can't change my mind.

I will rather marry a virgin, even if the marriage will last for a second, than to marry pothole pussi as wife.

OlayemiAshraf:
.mhennnn... Her coochie will be so tight bayenn .... If she can give me some goodies .... I'd bang her

you don dey mad

Konpresor012:
REPORTS ON RELEASE OF BOKO HARAM FIGHTERS IN BORNO FALSE



https://www.facebook.com/354312648014400/posts/3840706976041599/

just like there was never shootings at the lekki tollgate

eedimo:
My love for babies no be here.

then hurry up and get married so you can be a responsible man.

Jashub:
Are you indirectly saying that Sound Sultan died from giving mouth action?

School of thought