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@ topic.

Definition:

Women are higher animals with a good or bad shape and one beautiful spot under and two milk factories that looks better in bras(when sagged) that attracts a man's "gun". some are intelligent while some are as dumb as a smooth stone (well, just like some men too )

Question:

Why can women just agree to the fact that a man keeps their world go round? We provide for you guys financially and also pay detail attention to your sexual satisfaction.

Why do some women liken themselves to house furnitures or cars? that needs attention and inspection and still complain being treated like these items?

[s]Just following the thread ooo, no disrespect to the women.[/s]

Am still going to be a virgin when I get married after inspecting several girls' "shop". I really dont think I want to marry a virging because opening a brand new "shop" could be quite demanding. I PREFER AN OPEND "SHOP"() i just go in and shop!

Anyone can be anything they make themselves to be anywhere in the world.

@ Poster.

Am so sorry to say that you are quite stupid. (Am so sorry, I really dont mean to insult you). Since you know what you are up against, why cant you just be a man ? Leave their poverty aided job! It's not as if it's a mega job, else the owner's wife wldn't be disturbing you.

Will Chevron's wife or "SBJ" daughter disturb you?

@ Poster.

Go for the Namibian girl.

My reason is simply because she kept it straight and direct with you. She never hid her feeling and made u know that she wants you- that simply shows you how honest and plain her heart could be.

On the other hand, close the door of your heart on the 9ja chick. She is not straight and palin. And my guess is that she's got a quite messed up heart which has made to have acunning heart. Am sorry if i sound quite harsh, it's just that I can't seem to express myself milder. She's only considering "creeping" with you simply bcause she feels threatned about losing her "territory" which is you. This nulify whatever love claim she's professing now.

About your parents' accepting the Namibian, all I will say is that, if i were you, I'd go ahead with the foreigner as long as she's human and not an alien. Parents have a way of wanting to control our lives, but we should take our decisions and stand firmly on them. They will always come around someway.

[s]My mum is like that, but I guess she learnt her lessons with me[/s], and now she respects my decisions as long as am ready to face any consequences of my actions.

Good luck bro.

@ Topic.

Dont give your her to your bf, but Silly can have her

@zignor,sillyboy

una don come back from prison
them don release una
well i happy for una

Prison?

singing :
konko below, ko below. . . konko below. . . , . . . . . . UNDER!

not only when a person is involved in a muliple relationship or having problems with relationships. keepin a relationship is not easy and its not such a bad thing if she says she can't handle it goin into uni. thats one thing we need to understand. that is why some young girls say they want to be single and face their studies then get a man when she is ready and can handle it and i think that is wise. eduation 4 me comes first

Well, in as much as I respect your opinion, I beg to see it contrarily. I believe a lady will only not go into a relationship or stop a relationship because she's fed up of the realtionship or something is not going on well.

As a matter of fact, women being what they are, will prefer to have a reliable guy when they take such important step in their lives.

You may not agree, but I know what am saying.

I'm sorry i don't have anything 2 contribute here. Love conquers all.

Lies!

@ chi-baby

i dnt get why everybody's sayin ''move on''. the girl might be sincere and really wants to face her studies so we shouldn't really judge her like that. am a student and i know how hard it is 2 b in a relationship and still focus on your studies so abeg ooo,

Relationship is not a text book to be read like school stuffs. There is no reason for comparison as long as it's just one relationship a person is involved in. It's only when a person is involved in multiple relationships or having problems with a relationships that gets distracted from his or her studies.

The lady in question feels she gonna get somebody better, so MOVE ON!

@ Poter

Dump the relationship straight!. . . . I even learnt that it brings about low sexual performance in men.(don't know how true that is though), but if it does, what heck is a relationship without a "good firing"?

@ Sylvao2000

It's not that I didn't see the stupid logo u put up there, it's just that I don't reckon with it.
"the bridge in me will never be broken down" Guess u know what I meant.

@ efuah.

Am coming right away.

@ SYLVEX

Nope! u sound jus like your name

You know me from somewhere?. . . . . . .

How do I sound like my name? and what do you sound like?. . . . . .if you ask me, I'd say edgey or is it spelt edgy?

@ Sylvao2000

Which one be d winning club?

I sincerely do hate it when Arsenal fans claim they beat or play other teams with there second team. In the real sense, they dont have a distinct second team. Most of the players they call young boy are actuall middle age guys who failed to make serious impact while they were younger.

Would you cal Roscisky or Hleb, Diaby young boys?, . . . . . They should just wake up and stop making unfounded claims.

There's an important issue i'd like Arsenal as a team to address, and that's the issue of there manager, Wenger and his constant cold sysmptoms. the man is always shaking like a fowl about to die. I'd suggest they buy him a heavy cardigan from the huge profit they claim they made last year

Enemies beware!!! "We" (Chelsea) don buy Anelka. Arsenal and Man. U will start to envy us now and fight for relegation!

Imagine "Didi" (Drogba) and Nic (Anelka) upfront angainst scumbags like toure, gallas(human-turn-scumbags) at Emigrant (not Emirate) stadium, or drug addicts like ferdinand and voodoo (oops sorry vidic). Your guess is good as mine, Arsenal and Man u are in deep trouble

Enemies beware!!! "We" (Chelsea) don buy Anelka. Arsenal and Man. U will start to envy us now and fight for relegation!

Imagine "Didi" (Drogba) and Nic (Anelka) upfront angainst scumbags like toure, gallas(human-turn-scumbags) at Emigrant (not Emirate) stadium, or drug addicts like ferdinand and voodoo (oops sorry vidic). Your guess is good as mine, Arsenal and Man u are in deep trouble


Oga Seun sorry ooo, I don forget say here na Romance not Sports. Anyway it's all about Chelsea. Chelsea is Blue, and Blue is Love and Love is Romance. Therefore, Chelsea is fit to be here.

Aint I smart

@ Sauce.

Is Damsel your pick?. . . . . . . u will get her plus one more

Next week, xpect her in ur house.

Na lie! . . . . . this thread must not die!

My company no go go down the drain

Because of low patronage, we are introducing BONANZA

Name a patner u want on Nairaland and I'll give u their digits plus one patner for free

NB: No dating company can do all these for free

@ Ef.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOOTHEHEART

@ IICE

Tell them am good abt my words.

@ Sauce

You wouldn't read your obituary .

Got a fantasy u wanna make reality?

@ IICE

Really?  I like him?  Macho?  
Rugged?  Ghettofabuloso? That one bettah

He's all that in one plus some more.

Please help me convince others to patronize me

@ ifi23

nice one yimiton i like d lipton stuff, it was well said witha smack of good humour

@ bblak

You like her?

@ zignor.

since you know her name just spill it. Easybabe wouldnt mind. i trust her

@ bblak.

Wanna name ur fantasy that could be yours in 1 week?

@gbengeoou

Sillyboy, wot if it`s not achieved next week, wot will you paid for compensation for damages?

It will be achieved, trust me.

@ IICE

Silly. . .you no well jare
Please whoever that one is. . .tell am goodluck

Don't u wanna know the macho guy? Though, you already like him too

He gets hard-ons easily when he's around thou!

Chai! . . . . Seun don move our topic come here!

You are right sha.

So pple common, shoot out the names. I've gotten some we are working on now.

@ gbengeoou

Bros Sillyboy, just hook me up with Bisano.

i go dey expect positive outcome o.

Consider it done . . . . We've never failed our clients. By next week Thursday, bisano shall be yours!

@jkpretty.

So what happens after one week?

But oops! i have more than two on my list

Your fantasy shall surely be yours! . . . . just after one week of posting his name. Isn't just what u need? You can just post the first two of your priority list. . . . you knw scale of preference stuff.

@ yimiton

Sillyboy!
Aren't you just silly?!
Of course I don't need a replacement, my pillow is firm, wide and still very warm. What do I need a replacement for

Silly you!

And yes! Lipton, it keeps the sleep away yet not half as bad as Nescafe.

You and I know that a non-living thing can never be a living thing. If it's not panadol, it can never be panadol. Abi pillow na person name for nairaland?

@Rockiedink

@sillyboy
truth is i think you're just jobless. perhaps if you change your name to brainyboy, you'll be more responsible. and don't you dare go picking on Yimiton again, oh she can actually take care of herself! good for her

@yimiton
never cease to giveit to him the way he deserves it sis.

@zignor
don't pay him any attention

If there is anything like "jobfull", then I think that's what I am. My name is my name and I love it. and believe me I know am much more responsible than yourself. How can I help people to get their dream dates if am not responsible?. . . . and how can you be responsible if you try as much as possible to "short-circuit" a responsible gesture to help peole turn fantasies to realities? Hope you get the logic

You know what, I think your fantasy is Yimiton. Trust me, i know pple like u.

Please believe me, I dont want pple to pay me attention. I get attention not paid. I've had that all my life!

@ yimiton

You. . . . . . . Lipton!. . . . of all stuffs available?

Well wouldn't you just name the guy on nairaland you would like to replace the pillow u hold tight to at night?. . . . remember it's for FREE!

Am I just not too nice?

@ Zig.

apart from easybaby, I know you've got eyes for b- - - - - -

Rockie.

Wouldn't you tell the truth and "shame the devil"


Where is borlarge?

@ Efuah.

Sillyboy na my choice

Consider Silly totally yours . . . first Virgin Nigeria flight to Accra tommorow morning. Meet me at the Arival lounge.

@busygal

You are disapionting me oooooooooooo

which kind topic be this naaaaaaaaa??

Pal, what's wrong with the topic? Am only trying to help people overcome their fantasies that torture them every night after visiting nairaland during the day. Sorry if am dissapointing you, but I guess this is my God-sent-mission. To help nairalanders overcome and change their fantasies to realities.

@ yimiton

Did someone say our names have a lot of influence on us?
Silly boy how are you doing?

Am great smart girl. . . . and what influence would your name yimiton have on you? . . . . sounds like Lipton to me.

Got any name on your mind you wanna get in 1 week?

@ Zignor.

@sillyboy . . .just like that?

Pal just like that bro. u need to trust myself and my firm. I know you've got easybabe, but hey! . . . . who says you cant add some more to her? Competition makes championship thick you knw?

@ all.

Please drop the names on your mind and stop having sleepless nights because of that sexy writings u imagine is from a sexy lady/guy on nairaland.

Please dont make me match-make u guys,. . . trust me u wouldnt like that