₦airaland Forum

@ Topic.

Girls with potruded tummy are xterised by "longer throat", hence they eat too much and do that stuff too much.

Please Silly is not generalising ooooooooo (Gam take note)

@ Poster.

Please I would like you to answer the following questions:

1. How old are you, your "youth president" and her sister.

2. do you like your "youth president" too?

3. Do you think that anyone that shows little interest in you wanna go out with you?

As far as am concerned, the "youth president" only sent your meal to you because you contributed towards the event. I guess she just wanted equity and not your baby love.

Stop dreaming . You will get none of the sisters!

I had several crush as a child.

But the strangest and deepest one I felt was for my AUNT. I just wanted to be with her and do all the sweet stuffs a guy does to a lady with her.

She was about 15years older than I was then.

You dont have to ask me. . . . . . . never had the priviledge of realising my crush

@ Everyone.

You all seem to have forgotten the sly pastor Sly .

Pastor Sly asked you guys to praise the Lord, and you all shouted halleluyah? do you know what he is refering to? Moreover, why should he post that here when he can do that in the religious section?

Please, let me refresh your memories. Pastor sly was the one that raised a topic about sex sometimes back. And we all suspected him to be "firing his choiristers.

Beware he is up to something.

Which one is this? Is the topic about liers or rude V.I girls?

Zignor, you flirting here abi?

You don't mean it

I mean am ooo. u better warn those longer throat guys most especially Ralvy and Niceuzor

yeah am well, but am not sure of others.


is it true what you said about Pamela anderson?

I work with a bank and its really hectic i must tell you! The thing is i don't know if my bank Job and marriage would work. what do you think?

It can work if and only if you know where to draw the line.

I wouldn't have thought bank working hours would affect a marriage, unless your man was bone idle, or worked in dribs and drabs. . .

I would not say you are right there most especially if we are considering banking job work hours in the nigerian context. The fact that banking industry is very aggresive and rugged in it's approach in retail and investment sector, makes bankers give more hours and some "other stuffs" than they should. I can't really go into this, because I don't like to write long. The ladies are more at the disadvantage because of some obvious reasons.

Not compartible with married life in Nigeria. Especially if the female is in the "investment" sector. Long hours outside the home and too many meetings with you know what to increase their "marketablity". Would not want my wife in that kind of environment at all. Some women do not come home till after 10PM at night. What kind of a job is that? For single ladies okay. But married ladies, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

If the female banker in investment and retail section really want to draw the line and work morally and achieve results, marriage is very possible. It's only that she will have to put in more efforts professionally instead of relying on her sex to achieve result. Also, the hubby can help her too.

Personally, I'd like to get married to a professional lady, a banker to be more precise. I've come to realise that most of the ladies that get to excel in the financial sector of the economy, tends to be good in management and that points to the fact that they will be good in managing their homes too. My few years in the financial sector is my reason for believing so and I stand to be corrected.

It's a matter of understanding between the spouses and proper planning of their homes. I believe this shouldn't scare both the guys and the ladies.

@sillyboy, which fence are you talking about?

U now

The person go just catch "don't climb" known as "magun" in yoruba

@ Easyb.

I dey ooo. I dey shine my eyes well well make I see who wan try climb my friend's fence . M wey I don do Vigilante for my village (Ilesa) b4 my townsmen contribute money 4 me to come Lagos

MakeI see who go try climb my friend fence whether he no go somersault three times come go hell

Peeping just to report to Zignorr

@ Poster.

It's true that "men are full of shit". And I support you to kill two soon and not just one, but please start with your brother and father.

I support you 100%

@ Poster.

Who talk say make u resemble monkey?

Peeping

@Easybaby.

@sillyboy,after shocked what next?

I'm gonna faint because of this sleezy, splotchy attitude u guys are putting up. then I'm gonna sue u guys for assulting and putting ideas into my head and "kini" (thing)

I'll be impressed and do everything to marry her.

@ Zignorr and Easybaby

@ Topic.

It's true that Nigerian gentlemen like my humble self are quite hard to find. But we really are available. Am a perfect example of one

evambee, see how miserable your life is eyaah, so ibe me u diss like this?
na wa for u sef! wetin b your own here? nose poker! r u the one to ask me for reasons?
tell her to come in here n ask for the reasons, n i will glady answer.

infact all the insult u poured on me, same applies to u. u n i are from the same family

"were oloshi". you are nothing but a stupid, jobless and impotent madman!

@ Christiana
Old people shouldnt be doing that stuff. It will only draw them closer to their graves!

@ Efuah.
Wassup darling? I wasnt disturbing old mama, I was only bn curious. U should knw I wouldnt do anything to soil my love for you.

@ Zignorr.

Na ur granmama too

nhhhhhhhhh, Old age is good ooooo

i ve lovable childrens here. so where is first grand child,i mean kiddo.

"Arugbo ojo" meaning rock of ages

old mama, please I just have a question for you to answer. . . . do you still "fire" at ur old age? and if you do, is it not crunchy?

so u doubting me, u don't deserve granny's tales tonight.

Who wants to listen to a retired millitary old mama vampire tales b4

If i cant get to see a good replacement for my job, then, I end the relationship. And I must make sure that boss get to know that have sincerely ended the "programme". Perhaps, he could give me a promotion

@Desperate darlingD d madman.

You could actually consider Desdiezd advise to try talk things out with Ef.'s husband, who knows, santa could get to be on your side and whoops the husband will just remove his wedding band and place it on your crooked finger

I can help u broker the talk with the husband, that is if you need my services sha, . . . . . and my charges?. . . . . . just admit that you are a madman "were oloshi"

Madman, u still dey alive?. . . . thought dat bicycle don jam u

"O ye ki awon K.A.I. so e mole ni nitoripe were to nwo pata lasan ni e "

Translation.

You should be tied down by K.A.I. brigade because you are a madman in ordinary "pata" pant

a Bleep!

a slap or a smack, which do u prefer?

@ Poster.

"were" .
You want to wait forever abi?. . . . . . man, no lady will roll with a mad man!

@ Zignor.

Wassup?

@ Poster.

"Were" (madman), how are u doing this morning? Hope u had a nice time in the gutter you slept yesternight? Please continue today again ooo. I need a good laugh like i did yesterday.

" were omo . iwo no fe ma fi oko were e fe iyawo ? HA! oloshi ni e oo"