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@ Gam.

Please dont mind my silly mouth and head. . . . . I thought the guy u fell in love with is the same girl wey dey scope one girl for 9ja here. That one na "woman 419", I just wan warn u.

@ Topic.

A friend told me that some women around bayelsa name their kids after some corpers impregnated them and ran away. Learnt they have names like:

1. Corper 94
2. Lagos

etc.

@sylvao2000

Don't you think your name is whacked too?

@ Gam.

I hope this is not the same guy that's "scoping" a babe in 9ja all the way fron London? . . . . . . (the guy wey dey do. . . )

@ Easybaby

Y should u amplify a stupid statement?

@ topic

Boys play girls and girls play boys!. . . . . . it's just that most girls are bad losers when it comes to the heart game.

Please I need to buy PES 2008 urgently. I want someone who can deliver it to my office in Ikeja, thats if the person is not around Ikeja. But if the person is in Ikeja, I can come and pick it up.

If you've got one to sell, please call me on 01-7419907. Thanks

So noone would like to date me Sillyboy! (mo gbe ooo)

@ Joey

God bless you jare my brother.

Have seen abt 3 too and witnessed one myself. Though am not the oga patapata sha but i was still her boss. . . . . and guess what, i did sleep with her

be precise!

@ Busta.

trust me, those kind of guys are all dead

lol. Believe me, you aren't serious . . . . we still have loads of guys like my humble self around

@ poster

Am 26 yrs and have a decent job but could be hotter with some women quids if you know what I mean

Hey, am only joking oooo

On a serious note, just take your time and the right guys will come around. I believe there's a guy for every woman and a girl for every man too. All you need to do now is to conciously be around where you think your dream man will be and work on your weaknesses.

[s]You can come to Lagos, Nigeria too. . . that way, you will be around Sillyboy.[/s]

How many have you seen?

@easybabe.

Thought you knew that all along

@ Busta.

Pardon?. . . . . what's worth what?

@ aisha2

I told you that it's just how my silly brain works . . . . . . and believe me, it makes sense almost all the time.

@ topic.

Remedy to loneliness is "one-leg-up"

She is oh run, well except if you are interested. One almost raped me when i was in school. I had just finished taking my bath, she followed me to my room saying she wanted to collect some movies, me i threw my towel away and started cleaning myself, when this girl grabbed my breast and started sucking, it took Specail strenght from God for me to push her and run. The chick was huge, I can't stop thanking my stars for my sweet escape oh. Run when you have the chance

Guys, sorry oooo. Am just curious about the above post and some questions are popping out of my head.
1. . . . .

me i threw my towel away and started cleaning myself,

Why would you do that right in her presence?

2, . . .

when this girl grabbed my breast and started sucking

I dont believe she would grab your breast suddently without closing the distance between you two. It's either you watched her walk to you and grab your breast or she teleported to you.

3. . . .

and started sucking,

. . .

Remember she grabbed your breast as you claimed,. . . . and she couldn't have started to to suck your breast immediately she grabbed them. For her to have sucked your breat, means that you allowed her grabbed you before she started to suck you.

Moreover, sucking is not an instant and snappy reflex action (light kiss could be passed to be that). The means that she had time to suck (which takes some time)

4. . . .

it took Specail strenght from God for me to push her and run

If one studies this your statement patiently and intelligently, one would realise that there is a difference in it to, let say something like "I just pushed her off and run by God's grace" . The use of "it took" suggests that it took some time for you to perform the action of pushing her and running! Which apparently implies that you allowed the sucking before realising you should take those actions.

Conclusion.

The fact that you allowed her to walk to you to grab your breast and suck you strongly suggest that you allowed it. Allowing those actions also suggests that you enjoyed it,one does allow what one enjoys. You allowed it before you realised what you were doing.

These is my brain at work, and it could work in a silly way though

@ Sauce.

Me. . . . just cover cd? . . . . . . when you can do better by giving me your royalties

@ jkp

What is syntax and what are semantics?. . . . . opps forgot u be enhlish teacher. Am not into english oooo but believe me am so good at auditing and finding faults

She is oh run, well except if you are interested. One almost raped me when i was in school. I had just finished taking my bath, she followed me to my room saying she wanted to collect some movies, me i threw my towel away and started cleaning myself, when this girl grabbed my breast and started sucking, it took Specail strenght from God for me to push her and run. The chick was huge, I can't stop thanking my stars for my sweet escape oh. Run when you have the chance

Sure u pushed her and ran? Or. . . . . . . .  

"baba were ni bobo yi sha" (means u rock ).

I know i didnt fool you on that 'cos I know u are yoruba. But all the same and I wish you well in your endeavours and may you win a grammy if and only if you send me free copies of all the music u do all your life

Think am selfish?. . . . . Hell no, am just bn silly

why did you say 'cute little girl' by the way?

Guess she's got a hidden talent/fancy she doesn't realise fully yet

my heart tells me he his too. . . . . dont know why though!


Hey Sauce, if u really is the person, then i must tell u that the song isnt that bad, but could be definately better though. I like the energy and drive of the video sha. Thumbs up

[s]Hardly give commendations and really dont expect from people too[/s]

hey saucekid, are u d same saucekid with "samboribobo"? hope i got that spelling right

Last year, i remember going round stores looking for an exquisit gift. This year i'm just going to fold my arms & expect. So @ Poster u can count me amongst the girls expecting. i sure have my good reasons

The gifts will always come sha or some dinner, lol.

Missed the "e" in exquisite pal

@ Topic.

Because they are like a church's offering basket that keeps getting but not give except a pastor (which stands for a man who's got his hooks in ladies) withdraws from it without a fight.

Women naturally take but not give. Even in sex, you give out the sperms!

@ NV ME.

MAYBE THATS WHAT THE COUNTRY HAS TURNED HIM TO

And what does your name suggest?. . . . . . guess it suggest you are a "gbeborun" from pluto

And believe me am good in Nigeria.

@ amsky.

May i ask why you have such a name?

That's simple to know amsky, because am a boy people think is silly!.

To be candid, I got the name courtesy of my primary school teacher in late 80's and it stuck till now(2008) . . . . . . . I like it though, and to be honest, I could be silly

@ jkpretty.

Okay oooo. . . . . . bad samaritan

@ Topic

Dont you know that humans has uncontrolled ability to cheat on thier spouses?
Men-25% , Women 75% (because they get attracted to material stuffs easily, and materials and quids rule the world)

@ jkpretty.

Believe me I wasn't trying to get at you. It's good that you teach english, we actually need one english teacher on nairaland.

@ olamijuwon

Thanks for taking your time and reasoning for understanding my logic. I also do understand your reasoning too, but i don't seems to agree. My guess is that the so called girlfriend nags like sh*t and that pisses guys off(well, pisses me at least am sure)

@NEHEMS

TO BE SINCERED THE GUY IS NOT SERIOUSE AT ALL. FOR ME I CALLED MY GIRL ALMOST EVERYDAY. BECOUSE HER VOICE ALONE ALWAYS MAKES ME FILL HER PRESENT.THOUGT SHE IS VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME NOW BUT WE STLL LOVE EACH OTHER. THANK GOD FOR MOBIL PHONE[/

Your grammar and use of tenses are bad bro (jkpretty abi now, since u be english teacher) Just feel i should let you know before a woman points it out to you bro.

Moreover, calling a girl all the time makes a guy "wussy". Some good "tapping" girls wouldn't like that I bet. It will just look as if you are "chewing gumming" them. So stop calling her.

Seun. . . . . . abi oooo. But women thinks that man should always do everything to keep a relationship. . . . "when they are always at the driver's seat"

You should advise your friend to totally forget the guy because what is the essence of someone whois always busy to call her. it is just plain waste of time and emotions. good luck to her and i hope she finds some one who will not be too busy to have her time.

The essence of wanting the bf to call her everyday, is to make sure she hears him daily, so logically, the girl will still achieve her major aim (listening to him daily) if she can call him daily. Hope you get the logic?

Who says that guys are oblige to do the daily calls and not the ladies?

He must be scared of hearing this kind of grammer


Sorry its grammar, take note

Pele ooo english teacher.

Don't you know that there are some errors that are pardonable in online writings? That is most likely to be a typograhical error.

OBSERVATION:

Why is the peeping kid using sunshades to peep under the lady's skirt?, could it be that radio-rays sensitive?