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If you guys don't start to patronize me, I'll be forced to match-make you !

@rockiedink

na wah oh!!!

Seems I've come across that name. Pls. give me a minute to searh our archive. She's yours bro

Add: Did I ever tell you I'm looking for dates?. . . . I've got options more that the Shewa and Shukura guy believe me. I'm now into humanitarian service. I help people like you get dates

@ IICE

Chai

Is that a name on Nairaland too?. . . Well, you ladies have a brilliantly crafty way of coding your fantasies' name . Well for your info. someone gave me your name sometimes back. He's dying to be your good friend . Guess you know him? Now is the time to kick-start it

@ toyinrayo

so. . . **digging in my wallet**. . .how much do i pay for you, SILLYBOY?
phew!!! ohh yea, you're absolutely free. . . this is my YIM ( get_a_fcking_lyf_@yahoo.com) . . . buzz me, you hear, so we can arrange a date for you to ytake moi on a date. dnt forget ohhh. . .or you'll be brand a "never shows up date"

Is that you don't understant simple sentences or what? I'm not looking for a date, but if I get one for free I wouldn't mind. I never asked anyone to drop contacts! Just name your fantasy and he shall be yours in 1 week! Simple instruction.

I think noticed you are in the U.S., how in the hell do you communicate if you don't understand english? but you can also mail me via dontwannadieonfatass@yahoo.com

Toyin, "jo so oruko eniti o hun fi lala lalale, a de je tie b4 nxt tuesday"

@ nana

. .no comment,

Guess you are still thinking if you can trust my xpert dating company?. . . tale your time pal.

@ mellow

Thinking Are you really this silly?

That's how you will be beating around the bush! . . . you better tell me her name now, else i wont respond to u when you buzz me on YIM

@ betglo.

You wish will definately be yours b4 next tuesday

@ nana

lol

Believe me, I've not seen that id on Nairaland. Just give the common id the lucky guy uses

@ colomb.

Sorry about that. But hope you got the messeage? . . . . common, post the hot mami's id NOW and she will be yours by next Tuesday!

Please guys, I'd like you to take this seriously. I'm starting a new dating firm that will help guys and ladies find their dream patners. I just feel that my pals here on Nairaland should have a taste first.

You don't have to think of fees, because it's absolutely free! .

Guys just tell me any lady you like on Nairaland by posting thier ids' on this topic and I promise you that you will have her in 1 week. Yes in one week.

Ladies too can post a guy they are willing to "roll" with too here, and he shall be yours in 1 week too.

Note:

The maximum patners my firm is willing to help one person with is just 2! Anyone that request for more than two dates won't be considered!

Let's kick the ball rolling gus! . . . . . .don't be shy just say thier user ids!

You dont need pictures too

@ Poster.



You can try another female that lives in a zoo in Ibadan. I believe a third monkey will just do the trick

@ Topic

Is the invitation late?

Well, if not, I reside under the bridge at Oshodi with some friends pple call "agbero". . . . but, I get to chill with my wealthy cousins at AJ City. Gosh! those guys are so rich that their bathroom is made of aluminium roofing sheet. It sparkles under the sun in the afternoon and shimmers under the moon at night.

Wanna come?

@ Poster.


Preamble.


Seeing your pix mr 9ja, I now believe my pastor that keeps telling me am wonderfully made.


@ Topic.

I'd suggest you stop using the "juju" you've been using to charm the two black blind ladies. Else how can you be in this wonderful dilema?

My sincere sympathy goes to the first lady you've been dating for three years , I can only imagine what it could be to share one's time and body with a good-looking chimp****.

And the latest lady that really got u confused?. . . . . indeed, she must be Shukura or Wosilatu alamala like someone suggested

Closing remark.

Pass me the juju chimps use to charm humans pleaseeeee

Must u guys do this tribal stuff here?


@ saucekid
am disappointed

@ Poster.

Must you add d name of the agency u work for with ur username?

Guess u aint real bro.

@Yinkwamo .

It's better to have a family that doesnt have human feelings than to have one that has " chicken feelings"

@ poster.

silliboy, u are not only silly, u are equally foolish. If it were your brother i'm sure u would have said the same thing.

My family blood doesn't breed "spineless freaks" like u that runs into emotional trauma and keep looking for men like them to help them sort their mess!

Real men makes mistakes and find a way out. . . . and if they decide to look for help, they don't whine about pple not helping them like u are doing

@ poster.

Who do you expect to carry your burden for you? Silly have got his too and wouldn't bother about yours since you wouldn't pay for it.

A beg carry go with your emotional trauma rubbish.

@ Chaloo.

Why don't you guys leave Sanrima alone? Her personal business is none of your business.

@Sanrima , just ignore these ignorant blokes

.

thought you've gone for good?. . . . what the Bleep are you doing here again?

Why dont you just stick to ur word!

@ topic

what do u expect girl to fall in love with if not for quids?. . . . . . . d*ck?. . . . . . hell no! Every man has got that, but not all men has got money.

@ sanrima.

I beg nothing do u oooo. I just want you to keep it real and why in heavens name are you "fronting" that you miss Chaloo that much because he decided to leave nairaland without anyone banishing him?

You and i know that you aint missing him one bit! I just want people who claim to feel smthing for others on NL to be real and not try to just talk ! Do you wanna tell me u aint got any bf where ever you are?. . . . then, why missing a virtual friend that much?

Like I said earlier, NOTHING DO YOU.

@ Easybabe.

You are right my dear. It's absolutely not your fault that they are in lust. Enjoy yourself and should i say extend my regards to Zignor?

@ topic

HISS. . . . . . . . .

All of you here sounds as if you are all cultist!


@ Easybaby.

Stop fooling 'em all now

LIES!!!

@ wakagirl.

. . . . . what u mean?

Na so u go dey waka up and down looking for JSS 3 boys.

walleyhh

@ Hazel.

Where have you been?

Please let me have your YIM.