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@ chaloo

please don't go. we don't want 2 miss u.

what do i do 2 make u stay?

say anything!

I WILL DO AND IT 4 You.

I WILL ALSO GIVE ANYTHING 2 MAKE You STAY.

Utter rubbish!

Why should you be begging an adult that made up his mind to leave not to leave?. . . RUBBISH!

@Poster

Bye bye.

Goodbye poster. We can definately do without you

@ rockiedink

F*uck you for thinking that Chelsea sucks!!

@ Easybabe.

I dey kamkpe! . How about you? This one wey you dey get fan wey want make u sign autograph on him thigh na wa ooo. Hope the guy realises that the "payanyan" is so close to the thigh

@ zignor.

If you like dey calm down! You better go check out the post with "my gf slept with my brother". . . . . .talkless of  

@ Easybaby



@ Zignor.

@ Topic.

Please when next the shameless bi*tch come around to begg you, make sure you really embarrass her

As for your brother, don't you ever trust him again in your life even with your car!
"A person that can snatch one's woman can definately kill one"

Then please just move on with your life. Get some girls and beer.

@ aysomething.

Damn! why is your response that long? It was even longer than the poster's story!

@ Topic.

Am from Osun State.


@omuanp

You are a fool for saying that. You should be the one to leave here if you dont know your state of origin. And if you dont have a response, you should just "beat" it instead of insulting the poster.

@ Poster.

Don't you think this post should go to the "Forum Games" section?

@ 2dye4.

Myself?

Silly strolling and humming a song . . . . "monkey e no fine, but him mama like am". . .still strolling past

@ Poster.

Please you shouldn't. Thanks for agreeing with me. You can get matured girls to "fire" but not an under-aged.


I understand what you are going through with your dick threatning to burst off if you dont insert soon. You can dig a hole in your mattress or bedroom wall for insertion instead of the little girl.

AGBAYA OLOKO TI KO MO OMODE!!

@ Topic.

My mouth.

My sensitiveness (People tell me am just too sensitive)

My head and what goes on in it.

My "payanyan" this get hard-ons too often!

Maybe my physical look

@ Poster.

I really dont know how old you are, but you really dont sound "overtimed" to me. I take it that you are still quite young. If am wrong, please forgive me.

It's very difficult to have a relationship going on when the partners work for the same firm. I will strongly suggest you heed your bf's suggestion of of putting a stop to the "beer" you guys are brewing. Moreover, the way you described your bf doesnt really suggest that he truly cares about you. And the relationship is still so young (2 months)!

Doesn't he know you applied for the job before you guys started? Just put a stop to it and get yourself a real man. And never get into a serious relationship at work except if you want just a fling and one night stuff thing.

Congratulations on your new appointment.

@ Topic.

So no one wants to date Silly on Nairaland abi?. . . . . . . . .


I know wetin I go do for all the Ladies here! . . . . . . . You ladies better start confessing that you all want to date me. . . . else. . . . !

(Even if na deciet, just do am )

@ Poster.

"Oloriburuku Oloshi!"

Senseless impotent "egbere" (mystical Bush baby that carries mat about in youruba myth)

I guess the poster is a fraud!

And stupic guys are already leaving their contacts , well Una no get wetin dem go swindle you off sha. . . . . . . . so no probs

@ Topic.

Some girls do really have a way of behaving as if they dont go to ease themselve when nature calls. They behave as if they are made of fragile glass, meanwhile they are really from dirty and old slums.

In as much as I like ladies to be so feminine and have so much finnesse, I detest when they go "fronting" lke say them no dey "shiiiiiit"

I will only be nasty to a girl who "fronts" around me and not necessarily at me

@ Topic.

All these fellowship gatherings that gets to inhabit "splothcy" feelings and imagination pisses me off truly. For God's sake, if a guy wants to lay a girl must he use a fellowship as his leverage? They keep pretending to be nice and attentive! Meanwhile, the devil in them keeps tapping his feet and hands waiting impatiently to jump on the gullible sisters.

Busygal, I would have said you should give him a trial and a taste if you aren't my friend. But since you, I will just advise you not to attend your fellowship anymore and henceforth, you start attending my fellowship We are just a bunch of good-silly boys and girls that fellowship at cool places every Friday and Saturday nights.

Afterall, if any of us "put it on you", you wouldn't be shocked like the "brother hard thing" made you.

@ Busta and Borlage.

Am so sorry I cant agree with you guys. How can you tell him not to do it? The "client" wants it and she should have it. Well, I still understand Busta's position because she is a woman. A woman will always watch out for another woman when it comes to sexual relationship, but you Borlage. . . . I can't understand your position.

The poster should just do it like NIKE, but make sure u dont let them knw at your work place.

@ Busygal

'Sup babe? am good and please how are you doing? Kinda miss u too

@ Poster.

what the heck does ur mysterious organisation do that its an abomination to "fire" a girl. Moreover, will you tell them at work that u "fired" a client? Cant you just "chop and clean mouth"

@ David.

You surerly a nut and i like u for that man

My wildest dream is to sleep with Rihanna and Beyounce on the same bed for 2weeks

@ topic

HELL NO !!!!

Silly likes 'em witha an opened "path"

@ Joey.

Am gud. Thnx.

bros what stuff are u talking about.

Please I hope you really dont expect me to tell you what to fill that space? Please help urself bro. Moreover, girls with potrude tummy know what the "do" too much

@ Topic.

Aristotle's second law of logics states that:

" If all s' are p's, then all p's are s' "

Therefore, we can conclude that:

"If all girls are evil, then, the poster's momma and sister's are evil"

@ Poster

Please no offence meant. Am just being scientific and philosophical like you are