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Thank jezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!.

I'm really flogging maself for not visiting this thread all along

@ all.

All the boobs on this thread are real. and i can prove it!

@ Osereka.

I love boobs too! . Guess we are one of a kind! Do you want to know what I luv to do with 'em?

[size=8pt]JUNE 18th[/size] A real Gemini. Anyone?

Why is this thread bn repeated?

Bored or repetition and storms out!

@ Kateflow.

Na you start now ooooo.

@ Ayeesha

why you dey shine your eye?

@SILLY, WHAT

Just sending my kisses

@ Topic

Yeah I was caught by my friends @ school. It's still a reference point for jokes for us.

@ Zignor and Kateflow.

You guys should just answer yes or no and how!

@ Hazel eyed.

My friend

@ Poster.

I couldn't really comprehend your tale. I guess you are still in school, well, I'll advise you to concentrate more on you GST 101 and leave ladies alone now

Sorry if I offend you

@ Topic.

I'd like Danfo Driver by those AJ boys (don't know their name)

Friends and foe can text me on this no 2348035381179. I don't pick strange calls and I might just not text back

@ Hazel eyed.

Hey wassup and good morning . I thought we are friends. . . I was just telling you girls what I feel about your comments. Just prove to me you ain't hungry . I really don't like girls being like money, money amd money.

What the heck is

anuofia,Ewu igala

?

Anyhow no vex. Make I bribe you

@ Kateflow.

Make I bribe you too

@ Poster.
Bro. you are loosing the girl to the so called Ex. You can still turn the table though, but I wouldn't advise you to do that! She's just not what it. Leave her, dump her and move on with your life. Don't tell her you are dumping her oo, you know how we guys do stuffs like that now? Just forget her and she'll get the message. Don't try to compete with the Ex. because if you win the competition, another more challenging one could come up.

@ Kateflow, Hazel eyed and trendy.

Hungry girls are not too hard to identify! Can't you girls save up and buy a little car? instead of seeking to get it from a man by mortgaging your integrity?

@ Topic.

Most of the times ladies say No, they mean it. but simply because they are quite easy to convince, their No could turn to yes with a little pressure plus serious conviction.

@ Poster.

Please mind not the responses you've gotten so far. If you are so convinced about your love for her, then follow your heart. I'll only advise you to make sure that the lady in question has a little feelings for you too. If she does have a little feeling for you, you got a big chance then. But if she doesn't feel anything for you,then you've got to sharpen up.

@all.

Do you guys think good girls will be unattached? Every good girl is likely to be in a relationship! Guys will have to fight for the hand of the girl they want badly. It's gonna be quite hard to get a good pretty lady that's not attached.

The lady I intend to marry was in a relationship since we were at the University. I couldnt get her then, but I had to hang on. Years after graduation I met her again and she was still in a relationship! I had to make my intentions towards her known to her and convince her I was serious about her and that am a changed person from the Silly she use to know at the Uni. Believe me people, she dumped her boyfriend for me after almost a year. though I started as a friend when she rejected me at the initial stage, but with time I convinced her. So am saying the fact that a lady is in a relationship doesn't stop you from winning her heart if your feelings for her is true and you are ready to fight for her hand.

@ takethat.

I strongly believe that you are cheating on your man. Well, it's your life and you've got to lead it the way you like. I really don't believe that crap of a story you got there. For your man to take the issue that serious, it simply means that he's got a good reason to suspect you. Perhaps he's caught you before.

Well, just pray he comes around, and if he doesn't, life goes on. Could you please tell us the context of the message please? This will throw more light on the issue.

Am sorry if am accusing wrongly. I just have to say it the way I feel.

SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!. Put a reading meter in her "toto"

@ Topic

HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May I never do such thing! . . . . for what now? I'd rather send her to her mum till she get well if she's sick

@ Topic.

I've cheated on my partners all my life. I really don't cheat to prove a point, it just happens that I end up with a new chick almost every week. This life is quite funny. even when you don't chase girls, they chase you! I really don't sleep with all the girls but I get really splotchy.

I must confess that for almost 2 months now, I've not cheated on the lady I intend to marry. I just feel I shouldn't cheat her because she so so upright . I just want to be honest ,sincere and make her realise that I was once bad and am trying so hard to be a good boy now for her.

@ Militia.
I checked your pix. and I must say you are lovely. but what's up with the allegations?

@ Hazel eyed.

I'm not surprised you'e been cheating on your partner. I suppose you are really enjoying your escapades. I pray he catches you while you are "firing" . AMEN!!!!!!!!

@ Poster.

"come on in". . . where now!!! . you better tell me and stop making me salivate!

Is it where am thinking?

@ Topic.

Please what is a "Mouth Action" and "Head Job" ?

@Busygal.

So you are so use to Mouth Action? Could you please describe how you do that?

@ moondust.

@creamish
I'm warming the engine of my private bird to fly u to my private Island, please pack your bags!!!!

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Forget about the Jim Iyke stuff. If you know that you don't contest with "small boys", then what are you doing here. Go to Old People's Home, am sure you'll find enough old women that are your age to faff around with.

Am just curious. Do you warm plane engines? Perhaps, you weren't refering to an airplane in your statement.

When was the last time you visited an airport? And where is you private Island? What 's it called?

@ Poster.

I am a caring guy not too short and tall looking for a matured lady to talk with when am down in spirit.[/b]I drink occasionally but i don't smoke.

I'm here to offer help, that's if you'll agree. You'll need to answer these questions.

1. Why do you think you are a "caring guy" ?
2. Can you be precise about your height and general body stature?
3. What happens to the "matured lady" when you are [b]not down in spirit?
4. Do you only want to talk with her? She could pick from over 70 million guys you know?
5. How well do you think you can cater and "Fire" a woman?

Please answer these questions truthfully and honestly. Am sure we will be able to get one of the hottest chick on Nairaland for you.

am expecting your response.

@ Poster.

I couldn't see your pix on your profile!  Well, since Bolarge and Creamish confirmed that you are a "dissappointment" (pix wise), then I'm saying you are a dissappointment too.

Could you please answer Zignor ?  

Why did you come here if you haven't disappointed those girls in your localiyt?       Well, send those girls to me for recycling

Lastly, if you are so sure "Boy needs Girl" (dumb), post your nude pix on this thread. Believe me, girls like to see and taste what the want to buy! They are not like guys.

Have you forgotten your ADAPTATION lessons ? You'll surely adapt! . Don't you think it's better than a broken short noodle?

@ Kateflow.

No mind am. Just encourage her to adapt.

@ Bolarge

Thanks so much my friend and able strategist cum campaigner. You can bet I'd not dissappoint you.

Concerning your balance, I'll pay you onlin realtime when I get sworn in. and please don't mind Creamish. Am not fraudulent (wayo man). She's only being over enthuthiastic about the future

@ Creamish.

You should know better that am not fraudulent. Afterall, I submitted my resume and profile for your verification when I applied.

@ Ddrionelli

Yeah, the guy should just start thinking clearly. .
The situation looks quite difficult, but believe me,it's very solvable.

@Chuckdee.
Well you can think whatever you like. But does that mean you are turning down my generous offer? Please, I'll implore you to think about it again.

Can't you understand that Creamish plainly told you that you are not in the contest? It's there in one of her post on this thread. Just read the whole thread all over again.

@ Chukwuka (chuckdee)

Believe me, you are the only maga in the contest! You better join my winning train and I'll surely reward you with an appointment as "our" (because am winning the contest) Mininster for bed-spread. You get to change our bed-spread every morning after myself and creamish must have gone for the day everyday. You better take the offer, because that's the closest you'll ever get to Creamish!

@ Kitaun.

You've not answered my question. You appear scared . . . are you scared? If you are scared, just back out. *I could be a ruthless politician*

@ Bolarge.

Please don't be far from me. *we are under the same three coloured wide umbrella*

@ Creamish.

sILLYBOY, IS DAT D KIND OF BRIBE Yaradua used to win?

Don't worry, the main "bribe" shall come after I must have won

Don't forget to pass the result to Bolarge first. He must do the announcing.

@ Tafari.

Wonders will never end! Imagine Tafa Balog--'s name sake in this contest! . You better don't even try to enter into the contest. You should keep hiding in Afghanistan where you are! Moreover, have you finished you terrorist training there? (you think we don't know why you are where you are? )

@ Ddrionelli.

Wassup. Well what I mean by the "Nigerian factor" is that there are some not too pleasant stuffs that the Nigerian system permits. The Legal system in Nigeria is not as perfect as we have it in the U.S. or other developed countries. Following a legal way in solving the poster's "challenge" could take donkey years, and that doesn't mean the case is going to go his (poster's) way. The system is still very much corrupt here.

About informing his boss about it sounds so good an idea, but believe me, the boss is most likely to go with his predatory instinct of getting money by all means. I presently work with a financial firm in Lagos (and I've been doing that for a couple of years now), and I know how financial frms could be so desperate when it comes to marketing, winning and maintaining accounts. Most bosses are not too reasonable and rationale when it comes to that. The poster could find himself in more "challenges" if his boss is the irrational type.

All said now, I hope you understand the "Nigerian factor" better now? It simply means situations doesn't always go the normal and rationale way in Nigeria. I still believe the poster can deal with his situation by matching the filthy man in his mind games.

* Silly rolls up his "agbada" and uses the other hand in putting up two fingers.*

Would you all need my manifesto? If that is necessary, just contact our party secretariat.

One thing is so sure, am the best man for the "Job"

@ Liftedme.

Are you silly too?

@ Joey82.

What part of lagos do you reside?

I kinda like ur smooth-naive way of melting iice's heart. you are just using the good naive boy "system". Am watching you!

@ iice.
Just wondering if your frozen heart is beginning to melt

@nuttyproff.

Please check inside your trousers. You've got two "quote" buttons therein!

@ Kitaun.

I am the man gangan, so am not in any contest, geddit?

My bonanza was in quote and don't eventry to paint me bad for Creamish. If you guys will just be good sporstmen, I'm sure I'll win. Yes am a confirmed Ijesha boy! where are you from?

Who told you that you are the man gangan? Your middle name must be joseph .

@ Kateflow.

No mind chukwuka (chuckdee). the bobo na maga 1,000,000.

@Bolarge.

for Bolarge's eyes only!!!!
Please don't let them know that we belong to PDP! . Whenever Creamish passes the result envelop to you and you realise it's not favourable to our party, you know what to do now? (we do "our thing"

@chuckdee.

The pix. on my profile is that of our houseboy! my real pix is attached to this thread. I took the pix when I went to visit Ogamadam at Zamunda during my vacation. You better stop impersonating Jim Iyke!!!

@Creamish.

Winner will b announced soon. . .(If Chuckdee dosnt mind

)

Before you announce the winner, make sure you pass it to Bolarge for verification oooo. Let me bribe you small  

Hi Dolly bebe

My name is Silly and I'd like to be your friend. You know we could teach ourselves a load of stuffs, but am full of silly stuff. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Does your hussy knows that you posted this ad? Am just curious.



Your's sincerely
Silly.

*you said "come on in" in your topic. Come on in where? . . .hope it's not what am thinking *