₦airaland Forum

Angrymode:
If you are a proud gay and lives in Nigeria, I employ you not to admit being gay behind a moniker but call a family meeting to tell your family about this or better still tattoo I am gay on your forehead!!!! Good luck!!!

I hope you know that even hegoats only run after a shegoat

LMAO. I'm guessing u r a he-goat who is only fortunate to have literacy skills? How apt.

chachanga:
Hypocritical, am like, are you serious?
Oh, and you've now suddenly discovered ur life mission in adopting heterosexually produced kids, into homo family frameworks?! Funny, really funny!
You would kid yourselves that you were serving a just purpose, right?. But you do realise that, when push came to shove, serious countries like China achieved far population control check with stronger policies than adopting this your "going-gay" framework? Keep carving that niche for yourselves but don't force-feed us with that tripe. And keep the insults to yourself, we didnt mention names neither did I send for you as the Gays' Liaisons Officer. If u can't trade points without insults, keep off my mentions!
And as per the wanking, we don't need that too. We make do with the real-$tuff, in the right setting. No thanks for your offer though, in case, you missed the sarcasm & intended pun.
Thx for calling, good day, bye-bye!

Ahhhh yes! But homosexuals were delivered by storks as against heteros who fvcked each other in a hetero family framework. I imagine that's what changed their orientation. What do I know about hypocrisy or irony?
Why own a dog, cat, fish, bird? Are you any one of them? Do you produce them? Oh they may have been produced by fundamental sexual relationships, but you shouldn't own them because you can't produce them, right? *shrugs* Fix in whatever reasons you own pets into whatever reason gay couples, sterile couples would wanna adopt children. Call it life's mission, just purpose or whatever, but seriously, life is not that serious.

P.S I'd REALLY love to see how such strong censuring would work in places not having oriental religions o.

Angrymode:
Oga abi na Madam, let me see if I can understand how u feel..................hmmm...............Well I don't because I think you must be a gay, transgender or a lesbian to be this angry

Ok. I'm 'a gay, transgender or a lesbian'. What are you going to do about it?

nobsalis:
you are a comedian

beats being slow, doncha think?

Angrymode:
later the two hypocrites will want to adopt a child made from a sperm and an ovary. Na who dem EPP?

The adopted kid obviously. If idiots like you didn't keep breeding and turning out kids who they can't raise by the millions, they wouldn't need to. Fvcking hypocrite

[quote author=chachanga post=48342157][/quote]Isn't this amusing. All that grammar to explain ur narrow minded bigotry. iLaugh. Its hypocritical arsewipes like you who wouldn't mind being paid for the gallons-load of 'spunk' u waste every fvcking time u self-service. Don't preach. You didn't need your 'spunk'. Every 'abandoned' child adopted was apparently not needed. So why complain when someone BETTER fills the vaccum ur selfish interests created? Are y'all jealous and insecure in your apparent failures? Please rest. Life is not that serious

No offence, but I hobestly think you have married what MFM's Olukoya wud call a 'baby husband'.
1) Keeps malice with his wife
2) runs to his mother at the slightest hint of trouble
3) Wants to be recognized as husband by force...smh

If you had only dated for two months (me I blame u sha) and got hitched, I cannot shake off the nagging feeling u r a beard or he feels trapped. Four years is too long to act like a child. I wouldn't advise you to keep being a doormat o.

Oshi ati iranu. That's how another useless church will be mising burial ground because of church dues after paying for space. Guy, na cremation things

shuggah:
you are a liar from the pit of hell, you created this thread to mock christians Nd Christianity, I guess u re being paid for it tho.
u didn't give us the name of church nor any evidence and u think this is meant for a nursery 2 English comprehension? pls nd pls bring up threads with proofs nd evidence because no sane person will believe u.

Will you kip kwayet? Were u not in this country when a particular sect billed worshippers for parking space on New Year's Eve service capitalizing on the teeming population who'd attend? The lie is not from any pit. It is from within the church. Christianity is mocking itself already. "my house shall be a house of prayer, but ye have made it a den of thieves" Go figure.

MANGAM:
Red corn

Dude, u don't want to go there. What u have planted is yellow maize. Leave it at that.

DaudaAbu:
FTC you tried. even before i finish posting.

Thats why this info is shared so we can monitor some of this projects, take pictures and ask our reps question where necessary

We can follow the # on tweeter or @budgIT or trackaNG it all on the various graphs

Monitor wetin? The thing that annoys me most is, these projects were signed for WITHOUT input from the constituents. I see 'motorcycle' pictures for empowerment...no be some states dey ban bikes? How far can these 'empowerment' programmes last in these times? Ani were l'awon ppl yi se

That, sir, is not red corn. That is yellow maize pre-treated with red powdered apron plus. Even I can tell from ur stained hands and bag. Leave the lies. You are planting. That is already worth commending. GEEZ!!!

hopeforcharles:
See them snake master, animal /snake activists, had it been it's the OP it swallowed I wonder what will be his comments.

Don't be daft. Its not as long as the OP. That snake is only a danger to children and small domestic animals...and why a child should be there at all would be the surprise not the snake's presence

WindUpMerchant:
Bilbo baggins wouldn't be so proud, seeing a fellow hobbit as a druggie.

Looool. Bilbo was so recluse, he wouldn't be proud of his own shadow. Besides, this one is 6 foot tall. Nuh-uh

OneManLegion:
Adultery is not punishable under the Nigerian constitution.

There are two substantive statutes that are operational in Nigeria on criminal matters.

The first is criminal code which applies to the southern Nigeria and under which adultery is not punishable.

The second is the penal code which applies to the northern Nigeria which criminalises adultery, drinking of alcohol and others of such.

pepigeorge:
I think u should check the constitution. ...
The defendant pleaded not guilty to the offence which contravened Section 387 of the Penal Code Cap 89 Laws of Northern Nigeria, 1963.

Article 42(1) of the Constitution of Nigeria states that A citizen of Nigeria of a particular community, ethnic group, place of origin, sex, religion or political opinion shall not, by reason only that he is such a person:
-(a) be subjected either expressly by, or in the practical application of, any law in force in Nigeria or any executive or administrative action of the government, to disabilities or restrictions to which citizens of Nigeria of other communities, ethnic groups, places of origin, sex, religions or political opinions are not made subject .[/quote]

I guess by my interpretation, he cannot be subject to such codes because his people (Igbos) are not subject to such laws na

A new crop of psycophants at the pulpit have just been born. He, instead of shaming the FG and tasking the Senate to look into the killings of his constituents, he is in the news for philantropy...well done.
I guess he delivered them lost lives unto eternal peace. One good outta all these wickedness. Radarada

JesusWillSaveME:
How are we sure Fayose camp are not the one that doctored this letter, leaving error behind to masturbate on later

Neither Zenith, APC, EFCC DSS is stupid to have writting such a poor letter, who else? if not the one who dont know mathematics

I seriously doubt that. EFCC proved their stupidity at the Declaration of Assets case against Saraki over and over again. Just look at their prime witness. So unschooled.
As for the doctoring of the letter, whether under duress or willingly, as Zenith Bank never issued a disclaimer, the letter is original.
Last I checked, Lere was Media Aide for Ekiti Governor not Zenith Bank

hope4nigeria:
I never want to coment but when I saw ur post I'm forced to do so! I just want to clerify on the statement fabrication! I tot my wife posted this because I had exactly thesame experience! Small aguement, her brother and sister will bring vehicle to my house and pack her things! I always go begging them when I feel somtimes I'm at fault but my wife has pride! The last time was a small aguement, she forced me to slap her for the 1st time the act I later regreted as a man! B4 I knew it, police detained me alongside deadly criminals! I received beating in police cell, my brain deactivated! This is not funny my brother, I had act collapse b4 police got scared and took me to hospital subsequetly released me! My wife still the one to ahead to court sumon me fo a divource! OMG! I was so glad to receive the divorce letter. I went to court and affirm my rediness to accept the divorce move. To my suprice, my wife went back withdrew the case came back begging claiming she was misled by her ppl! Now we are back together and she never show pride on me.

EHEN!!!! Cool story. Do we get the 7 year old boy's view on this thread too?

Disgusting

WAIT!!!! First they say she was HACKED. Now this report claims she was stoned.. Too many unnecessary inconsistencies in the story. I am definitely not surprised that the most likely culprits are fanatical idiotic muslims, But frankly, if I were the presiding judge, until concrete evidence is brought, I cannot, on mere accusations levied by the husband due to previous interactions of the wife with the Imam, sentence him to prison. Its a sad case, but the police should carry out their investigations thoroughly and release a statement

omogidi234:
Does the National Assembly have right to summon an ambassador or a head of a foreign mission office? Except the Nigerian staff members. Summoning an ambassador is like summoning PMB or any Governor. International affairs guru in the house, please throw more light.

I also wondered about that. The Ambassador is like the President o.
I even pity these guys. Lets ASSUME for one moment that the Representathieves did not lie about their innocence, by the time they (US) cooks up video about them, they will know.
Meanwhile, this Hon Mark cannot capitalize on recent happenings, do a public damage control and denounce his constituents' killing? Issorait

HarkymTheOracle:
more like a tin of Titus sardines

Even sardine tins are not packed this full anymore. More ororo than fish

This is the most wack of all these kinda post I have seen. Dead boring!

Bwahahahahaha. And my dear ppl, this is how people misinterprete the bible. You do wrong, are convinced to tell the truth and expect that no punishment follows. Sorry o. The truth telling sets ur conscience free and assures you of a place in heaven, BUT you MUST pay for your crimes.
I do NOT believe for one moment someone will be indicted by three different people and retains his job with only the three witnesses left to take the fall.
At the end of the story, all I gleaned was "In Islam, crimes can be committed without punishment. Just confess" looool. Tells a lot

Landlords take too many unnecessary liberties.
Even if he had spare keys to an apartment, and is suspicious of any criminal activity in the room, he had no right to open the room without the occupant's consent, either in his presence or absence without a police permit and then that would be done by the police. Even if the guy hides the girl in his room, he has no right to search his room.
I don't know about the terms and conditions of the tenancy, but I bet there can be no place where such conditions are written. It is not a school hostel. It is a private residence that has a high percentage of its inhabitants students. No squatting. Agreed. But no overnight visitors I'd like to see the lawyers who'd av drafted the crap. I'll bet they'd av been banking on the ageocracy and spirituality the Nigerian ppl are so fond of.
As for the fugitive, well, I guess manslaughter might work, but im blood too hot. Kilode

happney65:
Anything could have killed her..Natural Circumstances...What about the milions of people that die even before the clocked 20?See our people attributing it to some spiritual forces..

God bless you o. I wonder how it is now the people in the village. When will we EVER learn to take responsibility for our actions in this country? How far ahead in medical technology were we then? Even now sef, how far ahead are we? Wasn't ordinary polio and malaria still killing by the hundreds then? She died. We lost a determined young woman. So have several hundreds. RIP. Simple!!!

FuckTheMods:
dolphins attack sharks just to protect man?
Lolz listen to yourself, you round so ridiculous

Ur browser enabled phone isn't for NLing only. There's a whole world of information out there. Use google and grow intellectually

englishmart:
they fight to protect man in the water? Never heard of that. But it's a very nice and harmless creature

They do actually. Their care instincts are above charts. Will save drowning men, were the sign of good fortune and safe sea voyage for sailors....dem animals were just blessings

Smh. When children not in their 20s cannot remove shirt without stomachs spilling out. Disgusting. Its not a rich man life. Its a grossly decadent one. WORK OFF UNA BELLE!!!

Like seriously These things will attack a shark to protect man. They are like dogs of the ocean. No surprises na. Ppl dey kuku chop dog

prof1990:
Man makes money,money makes man and then money makes man mad

You didn't get the post right. God made man, man makes money, money made Mama Mary marry mad man

Adikam:
thanks...at topic nigeria pastors are adicted to tithe...thats why i love Catholic they urge you to help the poor & do good-....pastors in other churches in nigeria be like LOOK WHEN YOU HELP THE POOR AT ROADSIDE THINKING YOU HAVE PAY YOUR TITHE YOU ARE FOOLING YOURSEF TITHE MUST BE DONE IN THE CHURCH.they single out tithe in the bible because it favour the.you can wear anytin to church they wil no show you were bible said woman should not put on man's garment because that wil not favour them.they have tithe card thats y dey fly private jet & you trek.the dull members will be like DO NOT JUDGE i will judge them .after they transfer the money to their private account & fools will not ask who is spending the money.Tunda go fire any pastor wey go ask me to pay tithe ndi-oshi.

No even bring Catholics join the matter cos na dem start this whole mess. They cud not seperate govt from church and taxing became tithing.

integritylady:
the next product will be 'indomie for the family' or better still "ijewuru size", "eat and die size", "wonbia and alajenu big indomie size".......

Bwahahahahahaha @ Wonbia and Alatenuje size. U wicked small