₦airaland Forum

PROPHETmichael:
I don't know about imam but there's no pastor that will tell you that God is coming down to consume the offering. It's only in the world of babalawo you will hear that the gods are coming to jolly.

Have 'accepted' is very different from have 'eaten'. Too much nollywood and africamagic. BTW, ur own case na double tragedy. Tithe, non-refundable; assurance of acceptance, pastor sef cannot give u.

PROPHETmichael:
Back then in secondary school, there is this friend of mine that used to sample this free food ehh. He said the Bible says ye are gods and the food was kept for gods. O boy see consumption and he's still alive today doing great.

Lesson learned....There I Nothing like gods coming down to eat the food, na human dey consumed am.

Then na pastor/imam dey chop una offering. Nothing like heavenly injunction to pay tithes and offering

Babalawos:
Ogbó Ató

Here are the photographs of the accepted Ebos [Sacrifices] to the River Goddess for a client at Ovia River, Edo State, Nigeria.

Enjoy

Babalawos

Watermelon, coconut and tangerine. Makes sense. Attuned to water. With the exception of porridge and pigeon tho, these sacrificial items are near similar to what was offered Osun when I was at her festival. Fruits, sweets, biscuits and money. Apparently, river dieties love sweet things.

I'm amused at all the really daft mentions I av received so far o. So ppl cannot be taken abroad under false claims of providing jobs Just a couple of years back, the internet was buzzing with job opportunities in Qatar and some other oil-rich arab state. Ppl were asked to get their flight tickets with promises of payment on the other side only to get there and be forced into SLAVERY for less than peanuts. I also wonder how many of the idiot girls who av replied me wud not mellow if their used menstrual pads, blood and hair were used to threaten them. All I'm saying, because the narrative SEEMS similar doesn't mean her story is not different. She claims to have been taken under false pretenses. Its not for Y'ALL to tell us how sexually active she was prior leaving Nigeria, or how many boys in the hood she fvckked. Quit acting like the judgemental and sanctimonous know-it-all pricks that y'all are.

pweetyoge:
Yes i did read and secondly it is not everything you believe from the media( word for word). if u took ur time to actually understand my point before dashing at ur keypad, i am certain you would see where i said it was my research topic. 8 in 10 homes claim one aunty or sister or known figure told them to tag along( They v heard stories, they know watsup, at least d deported ones must v said sometin, news fly,rumours cn not be contained). so yes they aint really as naive as they claim.
Lastly,to u...i made my points without necessarily being insultive(it shows the kinda person i am) unlike you who tagged me as rude and empty. dont let anyone deceive u tonight to think u made a point attacking me, because u did not. The last time i checked constructive criticism is still very much allowed as an individual. So pls GROW up and learn how to interact more on public forum. ciao

You actually kid yourself by believing that tripe u initially posted was constructive criticism. It was judgement and u had ur gavel, robes and wig all primed for the moment. This isn't even any better, but seeing as ur education in humanity and empathy is sadly lacking, it's no skin off my teeth to school u, ur loud claims at having obtained a degree on a subject u evidently know nothing about not withstanding.

misano:
Most of diz girls know. I'm in Benin & I see diz girls everyday. They just wanna make quick cash abroad but when they are arrested they blame D 'madam' & form ignorant.

Its safe to say that ALL Nigerians are thieves, fraudsters and drug peddlers because most of the ones seen by the foreigners are, not so? Because u think most of the girls know doesn't mean some were not kidnapped, swindled after paying huge sums of money or truly misled into thinking they'd be provided jobs not ashawo-related. Be wary of hasty generalization...something the prev wannabe project writer should av realised

pweetyoge:
same story line all the time. my project topic was on child/girl trafficking, during my research i realised greed, unhealthy competition n poverty is the underlying factor. They claim ignorance bt the truth is they know exactly what they are getting into. They are not as naive and stupid as the media portrays the story. They all know either one way or the other( old stories, friends,neighbour who has done same) , but the love for quick money and the obodo oyibo syndrome blur and becloud the right sense of reasoning. who travels outside a country through the desert without knowing it is fishy? Pls they should cut us some slack with the same old gist all the time...

If you actually READ this piece, she claimed she had immediately asked if she was going to prostitute when her supposed auntie told her of the pharmacy attendant offer. Because you av seen it all and heard it all shouldn't color ur judgements. Its your type of person I hope NEVER to attend to me at public places. Rude, assuming and empty

If the OP weren't part of a pretentious generation who think men have all sense of entitlement, this topic would be a no-brainer. A man can marry several women, but a woman cannot?

If indeed women are more than men, whose fault is it anyway sef? With this desperate need to keep fycking to 'begat' a son.

If the OP loved a widow, divorcee or single mom, would his parents/neighbours encourage or disparage him should he have any intention to marry them AS 1ST WIVES? He conveniently forgets that these women are relegated to 2nd class citizens. because they are not 'brand new' and are of no other use than 2nd wives. Thank you society.

Being sexist that he is again, he prolly assumes that it is only men who think they don't want to get married but get sex where they want. NEWSFLASH! Some women don't want to as well. But the tags of the gossipy, male entitled/privileged, hating career women will not let these women live in peace.

BTW, the news bit only wants these men as human dildoes. They have not attained the statuses of husbands. Same way some of u guys see women as objects for pleasure. Two ge four.

My take? Christians are not 'christians', just church-going traditionalists with a huge dose of a judgemental attitude. I never see one christian since dem born me

Well done OP. I am not particularly surprised at the replies to your post. Goes to show how very terrible the grammar of most of the commenters are. I found 'how was your night?' weird when I had first heard it. I remember thinking "How TF wud I know? I was fv.cking sleeping"
And some others are just annoyingly invasive. Like they have ownership rights on MY life.

fratermathy:
Sometimes you should think. Yorubas would say "ronu"!

She returned to Canada, got a new device, logged in with BBID, recovered messages saved on BES and Blackberry Backup. This also explains why the time is in the present.

She released her statement of account showing UBA official stamp. I hope you are aware that UBA can even lock her up immediately for that? Has UBA refuted the said document yet?

As for the BBM chat, there are two timelines here: one is from when they initially started, hence the Canadian network (Fido) showing there. The others are from when things went sour, hence the Etisalat (she was presumably in Nigeria then as her story also confirms).

The FaceTime screenshot she shared has been authenticated already so it's old news but even if it was fake, WHERE DID SHE GET HIS PICTURES FROM? I searched for Su-LAIR-man's pics online and couldn't see any that featured in the FaceTime chats and even these BBM DPs.

Even Su-LAIR-man has not denied any of these claims, he only deflected them. He's busy running from pillar to post doing media control, further making him ridiculous. He should just shut up and go to the sidelines if he doesn't want to confess YET. I emphasised "yet" because he would eventually do that whether he likes it or not.

Why am I surprised you can't piece together the puzzle? Sheep aren't known for being very bright. Even if a video is released, you guys will come out and shout that it was videoshopped! Some of you are asking for pictures of both of them together. If that is released today, you will come and say it is also photoshopped. Finally, you guys' opinion on this matter won't change the glaring facts. After all, you are the ones that also lied that Otobo went to Auchi to confess when that was also a lie! Like "apostle", like sheeple.

As for Su-LAIR-man, better go and confess your evildoings. Your media crew and defenders are only making things worse for you. Silly defences such as these reveal that they are ready to be blinded forever. Imagine him telling those who "contemplated believing" the scandal to knock themselves from "stupidity"! Later he threatened that anyone who criticises him or any pastor would have his/her life cut short. What a pastor!

If any of you sheeple dare quote/mention me to say rubbish, I will ridicule you and the man that you worship further.

I like the way u think. Everybody be claiming Daddy Apostle is a philantrophist but nobody wonders how one person (not business outfit o) keeps getting money on a regular. Ejo, ki lo n ta?

OlajumokeBread:

Who paid for the wedding ??

Who will feed and provide the need of the woman after the wedding ??

Who will impregnate the woman ??

Who will raise the kids ??

Women are somehow useless except for giving birth

You are an unfortunate being o. "Women are useless except for giving birth" How very useless are your mother and sister(s)? #WifeBeaterAlert

VickyRotex:
As in ehn! I'm very sure the Op is not female sef.

I was just about mentioning u, but I see u av schooled the idiot a bit. We can only hope it learns

Whatever it's called, this is some big shii. I am looking at ur very obviously unprotected legs and thankful that it didn't get u first. Farm boots cost much less than your total existence

motherfucker:
You saw mine carrying November 22 while I posted it today.

And that is because it happened 2016. Hers is supposed to have something similar. Why is her own not having a past date such as Month indicator? Why current week or timing?

What if she took the screengrab d same day she had the chat? She must av for all intents and purposes wanted to blackmail the man from the beginning, BUT why should he have even been caught in dt situation in the 1st place?

Love Machine:
Them no even get shame sef.

Don't u just love the Japanese and their concept of honor? Thief like him for don commit suicide tipetipe. See him smiling shamelessly

I find their shock amusing. You are absent as parents, even when u r present, u grunt when ur children ask about sex, peer pressure and sexual message on tv is strong, religious institutions be forming 'sex is unholy', and SCHOOLS, as pitifully unequipped as they are, seem the only place where controlled sexual education can be done. A total recall of the said books is overkill. They might just as well ban phones, internet and shii.

I am of the opinion genes play a large role in this fat gain thing. My sisters and cousins (used to) eat like birds but no escape...still they could be pretty lazy. They are only encouraged to work out after they are yabbed, and that's for just one day

Dhugal:
I expected you to live up to your post history as an uncouth fellow and you didn't disappoint.
Indeed,Ajaka "carried dreadlocks" and Sango was born with shuku.
Who's made-up history have you been reading/listening to?

LMAO!!! Our resident stalker from KD. I find you here, living up to your name as jobless, obsessed and amusingly uninformed. Why not spend all that time u monitor ur betters with being actually productive, like actually READING?

http://www.behindthename.com/name/dada/comments/history

http://dailymail.com.ng/history-reigns-alaafins-oyo/

http://ooduarere.com/news-from-nigeria/breaking-news/the-alaafin-of-oyo-iku-baba-yeye-alase-keji-orisa/2/

Dhugal:
So the airhead finally learnt something that made sense in school.
Thank God o
BTW,when did Ajaka become known as Dada?

If only u mattered in the general scheme of things. Sadly u don't. I mean, I don't even know you. But you must be pretty daft to think having more than name started with ur generation. Ajaka carried dreadlocks and became a 'dada' by default (oruko amutorunwa). Don't be touting ur ignorance.

obiezed:
Actually igwekali is considered to be the husband of Ala,Amadioha became popular with the rise of the power and influence of the shrine in Ozuzu in etche.and igwekali is nowadays mostly known by those who have studied Odinani..
Igwe is still the word used to the heavens as opposed to the earth,if the sky don't rain ,the earth will not produce.
Amadioha his brother is more correctly described as a thunder god,a god of War and retribution. A defender of the weak and hopeless,this is what omenala teaches.
Yagazie.

I am seeing similarities between Sango and his brother Dada who was a king ('Igwe' anyone?) here. We've got a yoruba expression 'Dada cannot fight, but he's got a brother who defends him'

Igbo dieties are mostly unfamiliar to me. The first few I came in contact with were in a novel...arrow of God I think. Anyways, they are Amadioha, Idemili. But I think they av many river gods and goddesses. I hope u get to post more of ur traditional pantheon

Not encouraging promiscuity or anything, but will I doubt ur giving that amount to ur husband sef.

petermungai:
I wish you could have taken kenyan name instead of this from poor nigerians,take name like Njeri,Wambui,wangari mathaai,names of sunstance

If you had the sense God gave an insect, we'd be at least having a discussion but since its sub-insect, I have no hope of explaining ur stupidity to u

destinysaid:
Now I Knw that Nigerian youths HV no future, nobody from the past 2 pages read d article, nobody looked at the fact that her second choice of name came from a Muslim tribe in north Africa, nobody went out to look for the real story(except 1 guy)


She's a fraud who used lying and deceit to head a black organization, now looking for pity from Africans.


Once again, white man/woman decieves black man.



We are officially doomed if this indomie generation is our future.


But nonetheless, she does HV a passion for black ppl, and a true understanding of how afro-americans feel.
Lying is never good though
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271436/Rachel-Dolezal-changes-Nkechi-Diallo.html

Its not deceit, its PSYCHOLOGY! She thinks she is black. You have heard of transgenders at least? Instead of sexuality now, its racial. Remember that dude from that Boondocks series who claims white but says he has reversed vitiligo?

SalamRushdie:
This Buhari govt is such vindictive govt

Is it? Why don't we ask Tinubu and Fashola how they coped with really vindinctive governments and rubbished the Federal Government's petty attempts? The true revenge for such is success. If your 'hero' had any sense, he'd be harnessing resources in Ekiti to make things work instead of running to Abuja to make noise. I even hope he goes on to pay the salaries he is frothing at the mouth for sef

No surprises there. They are as fake and idiotic

Sometimes I dunno why and how ur posts make front page. Full of preposterous points so much so my jaws drop. Oh, u r a MOD. Little wonder

specco:
But if it had been one mark Zukerberg that did a similar thing while in Nigeria your kind would be the first to shower encomiums on him...oh how humble, oh how natural, oh how real etc etc, your kind would have written.
Remember the T shirt saga? Fayose has been adorning T shirts with tons of criticisms and abuses but when Zukerberg arrived Nigeria in T shirts, it became a sign of humility etc etc. Inferiority complex beclouds.

Hmmm, lets see. Zuckerberg is not even Nigerian, so we, who are expecting nothing from he who should care less about us sets up a foundation, empowers youth through sustainable programs and encourages youth to use their brains
Fayose on the other hand, who as a sitting governor has the mandate of the ppl to deliver good governance does not do so. He goes on ponmo cutting sprees, eba eating jamborees and gives #5000 to collect #5billion and 'terrorizes' APC. Yup. Dude IS a man of the people. Did I mention he gets youth not to use their brains? Oh well, if you couldn't figure that much out, OYO is ur case

AfonjasMustProsper:

The only interesting fact and the most romantic fact about bananas is :

* Put the banana in the freezer, leave it in the freezer for 2 hours and then bring it out and put it straight into your girlfriend's Benin Express road

If you do this to any girl, she will never ever leave you for the rest of her life

WOW!!! Your sense making is out of this world. I'm still squinting at this much display of stupidity

LesbianBoy:
Nice one! Where is dbanj and co. If we don't see them support or protest on that day let us stop attending their shows! Rubbish!

LMAO. See jero. You couldnt afford their show if it was free. Keep fvcking urself

I don't understand. Nothing that 'happens' leads you to being gay. You are either gay or you are not and CIRCUMSTANCES ONLY LEAD YOU TO WHETHER YOU WANNA EXPRESS IT OR NOT