₦airaland Forum

Rapmoney:
When people say someone is 'smarting', does it mean they are talking about the skin? You need to be serious.

We are looking at the context in which the word is being used.

Minus the fact that you are being very unreasonable, you also jump to conclusions quickly. How very sure are you in ur eavesdropping that the context of usage had anything to do with mental capacity? For someone who preached that we learn, you are doing a very bad job of it. DesChyko was right. You are wrong. 'Smart' is a verb and not just an adjective, and it is synonymous with 'hurt', 'stinging pain' etc.

And this is news because...? The lady doctor that was assaulted by a naval office doctor nko in Ife nko? The poor commuter who was dragged out of his vehicle because he wouldn't stop for a PUBLIC SERVANT's convoy nko? The man whose side mirror was smashed because he refused to stop for an Army's convoy in IB nko? I say until these ppl ACTUALLY feel our pains as everyday citizens and enact laws to enforce bullying of nationals by men in uniform, biko let the slaps continue. Awon oloshi

TrollinStone:
I'm almost crying right now. Fela was a terrible singer?? God forbid. His beats, notes and dance never matched?? Again, God forbid. His voice wasn't nice but as per not matching, please don't go there. That is a musician who if ONE of his band members was off he would catch and correct the person in an instant. Do you know how many instruments he could play?? That is someone who studied music. Very few artistes can play with instrumentals like he did, they would be worn out after trying to flow along to up to 10 minutes of instrumentals. How many of them with bands can keep up for as long as the average Fela song without boring the audience? And as for stage performance, three's no need to even talk too much.
There's a reason he's a legend abeg. Someone whose musical legacy has survived almost 20 years after his death, all around the world, cant be thrown in the same boat with ppl whose songs from 3 years ago we can hardly remember complete.

I still stand by what I say. Someone mentioned me n actually put Dube, Marley n Fela in d same box. They may av bin contemporaries in producing world known music, but d former 2 were his betters by a long shot. I listened to all three growing up, hated all three, but truth be told, harmony and note sustenance were not Fela's forte. He paid d piper and as such dictated d tune. One of the greatest composers was deaf (Beethoven) but he wrote the most beautiful symphony after he was confirmed deaf. Because u can play a range of instruments doesn't mean u can actually produce good music sir.
BTW, while the stage performance bit of my earlier comment may av excluded Fela, it doesn't exonerate him either.

What happened? Why is Wizkid not on this list? The Pathetic duo, P-Square nko? Infact almost all of them sef, except Darey, Cobhams, Timi, Tiwa and a teensy few. Fela was a TERRIBLE singer too. God! His beats, notes and dance NEVER matched. You can also tell from their stage performances. When they are not lip-syncing, they vacillate between notes just to suit them and when it doesn't, they scream and jump. No note sustenance at all.

Loool. How do I know she's in for it? She's all wrapped up and the bros can wear shorts. No be the same scorching sun dey shine? What do I know? Shebi its a man's world b4

They were quite vague on this 'necessary exams' they conducted. Biko, where is NAFDAC in all these? Or the Nigerian Customs? In a bid to brand everything suspicious and present a 'We are working' front to the general public, the Nigerian Army should realise they are ill-equipped (yes, I said it) to fight bio-wars like these. Until their sister agencies have confirmed PUBLICLY the fish were indeed poisoned (or expired), they owe those people an apology for apprehending them, defaming them and destroying their goods. The fight against terrorism is not a solo thing. EVERYONE/AGENCY has their parts to play

makasimatics:
well, it's not me sha. but the corper who puts on both NYSC crested vest and the jacket is my friend who encountered such from his father.

he is presently searching for job

1st, that shii is sooo wrong. If he loves his ma, he just put her in deep shii. His name, status...all e remain na to put house address. Nkan to ma se, inu e lo ye ko wa, not give all his entire nomenclature

mars123:
Been a member doesn't guarantee that there will be no corruption as I can see that Kenya for example is a member of both the OGP and PIF and still they rank above us in the corruption index. So what exactly is the benefit of joining this group?

Believe me, the average Kenyan National blames Nigerians for that. They may not be Xenophobic, but they won't trust us as far as they can spit

I will NEVER understand Nigerians. Here, a peeping tom is mobbed for peeping but in the instances of the alleged gay couples, the peeping tom is actually commended and d couple mobbed. E be like say craze dey get switch for ppl head wey be say 'off' and 'on' moments dey.

Icecomrade:

Some women needs to control the way they moan when making love especially in that kind of face me I face you apartment.
How else did the guy know the man is on top of you

We know it's your husband and you are enjoying it so well. Haba show a little respect and decorum

Like 'ARE YOU FOR REAL??' Its obvious from ur statements u are either a virgin, d owner of a small prick, u don't know how to satisfy ur wife/gf or she is a log of wood or well. Its their house (or room) and no one has d right to tell dem how to eat, fu..ck or play. Jeez!!! All these prim and proper ppl. Sex with u wud be a boring missionary EVERY DAY.

Naijasinglegirl:
Oga my book is fiction. Using the word 'you' is not nice at all. Calm down.

Pray tell, what other pronoun shud I have employed that would sound nice enough for you? You shud do the chilling. I didn't even critique your book and u r nearly off ur handle

Naijasinglegirl:
I didn’t wake up one morning and added strip club to my itinerary for the day. It just happened.
A friend of mine came by late evening and we were deciding if we should see a movie or just stay back and chat when he said, “Let’s go to a strip club!”
I’ve been to a strip club only once in my life and I didn’t spend more than a minute. A friend dared me to follow him and when we got there, I was the one begging to leave. Ever since, I have been curious to know what goes on within a Nigerian strip club.

The one I visited last week Thursday was at the mainland.
The regular section was kind of rowdy so my friend took me to the VIP section. Immediately we got in, I saw only one girl dressed in skimpy undies, sprawling and grinding the floor alone. Occasionally, she would climb up and slide down the pole.
I thought that was all they could offer.

After a few minutes, a crazy looking girl replaced her.
Then it started to get interesting.
She climbed the pole and started twerking on it. Every now and then, she slid down like a palmwine tapper and climbed again as expertly as a monkey. I gasped when she took off her G-string and flung it in on the table. I thought she was wearing another small-letter-g-string beneath only for me to peep closely to see her kini in its full gory. She wore a jewellery there that looked like a tiny bell and each time she twerked, it looked like it rang from left to right. I think I embarrassed my friend cos I was the only one laughing out loud like a village girl.

Meanwhile, it was getting hot beside me. Another stripper was giving an angry looking man a lap dance stark naked. Occasionally, he would slap her bum and squeeze her br€a$ts while maintaining a stiff face devoid of excitement! It was as if he was being punished or being forced. His facial expression seemed like he had a bad day at work and he needed to expunge that anger by constantly slapping her bum.

Me, I was just looking at his face and thinking of his wife. When he noticed I wouldn’t take my eyes off him, he gave me a very unfriendly stare that forced me to face front.

More and more customers started to troop in with different strippers.
I was particularly curious on how the strippers got the job and what they do doing the day. I guess the visitors were all frequent visitors to the club because they each had a particular girl they smacked and squeezed freely. The strippers were smoking heavily, some where in a corner adjusting their pant&bra and while others were twerking in front of the pole.

The funniest part of my night was when NEPA took light was several seconds and messed up one of them twerking rhythm on the pole.
After a while, I started to get bored. The arena now felt like a university female hostel bathroom that played loud music and was open to visits by men. My friend thought it was time we take our leave.

Nigerian strippers costume
Gold or brown wigs
Waist length braids
Ankle boots from Jumia
G string
Bra
Jigida
Tattoo
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Bin meaning to get to you since I read your book. Biko, what sort of naivette is that? I felt like slapping street sense into u at some places...and I'm not even street saavy. And the end was sooo cliché. Olajumoke had nothing on it. The good part tho is once I started, I couldnt drop it (maybe cos I borrowed it and needed to return it ASAP). It was quite hilarious.

That said, I dunno what I wud do in a female strip club. I'd prolly laugh at all that ass-smacking...right after being disgusted by the not-flat stomachs

DeCleff:
Our Lord Jesus Christ was born of Mary but hear Him

John 6:38
For I came down from
heaven, not to do mine own
will, but the will of him that
sent me.

John 3:13
No one has ascended into heaven, but He who descended from heaven:


Hope the above verses answers ur questions?

Nope. They don't. I am asking you, was your olumba olumba born? Cos ur 2nd paragraph says he was and he didn't even come alone. And now he has 9 children from your 1st paragraph who also descended. So, is this some sort of generation overlap/ replay? Where is this 'dragon' from? The 1st or 2nd generation olumba

Afrok:
Fresh and healthy goods especially foods are covered, but the bad and not so good ones are left open to be feasted upon by everything around.

Am not surprised... baring cleavages is the order of the day, may God help those that chose these people as their role models.

#Don't know how next generations would be#.

'fresh and healthy goods...are covered' Like the fruits and vegetables at the mall or Mile 12 abi? What did u have in your secondary school biology

Bwahahaha Because he is restricting the use of loud speakers that constitute nuisance to the peace and tranquility of the neighbourhood, eyaf nau turn to Herod Loool It won't be such a bad idea to see worms crawling out of his body but he has not said Kaduna is HIS state that he built with his own hands. Let's chill till then. For now, this bill is a good one. Peace, Sanity and Good Sleep

DeCleff:
Children of Leader Olumba Olumba Obu are not ordinary human being they all came down from heaven.

All the prophecies that foretold the birth of Leader Olumba Olumba Obu made it clear that He didn't come alone. Especially the prophecies by Prophet Enun Nkpa.

U might wish to know that all the nine children were born without sexual intercourse.

The elder sister is likened to the dragon in Rev. 12:1-5 whose sole aim was destroy the male child. She was born first before His Holiness Olumba Olumba Obu and if read further in Rev. 12 u will see that the male children was separated from His mother and siblings but caught up to God.

The Father sent Him out to stay with someone till He was old enough to take up responsibility.

So, Helen Obu is not what u think she is. Don't forget that satan is still the son of God but was cast down because he was desperate for power

WAIT!!!! Prophecies foretold his 'birth' yet, he came down from heaven alongside 8 siblings? How biko? Abi I'm d one reading it all wrong. Your leader was 'born', but his children dropped from heaven Even Greek, Jewish and Christian theology have it THE OTHER WAY ROUND.
I also do know that Revelations did not indicate ANY familial relationships btwn the Dragon and d child. So, if the SISTER is 'likened' to d dragon, the BROTHER is like what? Half-dragon? Full-dragon? Abi while they dropped from heaven, their constitution changed?

DeCleff:
More

I hope that Uncle's wings are not for show o. He looks pretty grounded to me.

DeCleff:
How did u know that Olumba Olumba Obu is not God? Was it revealed to u or are u saying it due to what people who knew nothingg abt Him are saying? Be honest in ur answers!

Leader Olumba Olumba Obu said and i quote 'I will not tell u who I Am but if u truly want to know who I Am, pray and ask God to reveal me to u because u cant know me or Brotherhood Of The Cross And Star with ur physical eyes. The more u look the less u see.


John 4:22
Ye worship ye know not
what: we know what we
worship: for salvation is of
the Jews.

2 Corinthians 5:16
Wherefore henceforth know
we no man after the flesh:
yea, though we have known
Christ after the flesh, yet now
henceforth know we him no
more.

I will advise u to pray and ask God to reveal Himself and expose Olumba Olumba Obu to u so u can tell the world the truth. God assured us of His willingness to answer us and show us what we don't know.

Jeremiah 33:3
it, to establish it; the
Call unto me, and I will answer thee, and shew thee great and
mighty things, which thou
knowest not.

Lol. 'the more you look, the less you see'? Sounds like something Prof Peller said

analice107:
@ops. What about his senior sister who fought to be God in the place of their father? What position does she hold now? "assistant God?

Your sarcasm is healthy. LOL @ Assistant God

I have read these arguments and I find them preposterous.
First, is this a christian camp or a 'christian controlled' government camp? Is this camp only for children? How are they doing this 'forceful and deceitful' conversion? "If you don't say 'Jesus is Lord', we won't give you food"? I'm needing clarification o.
If its a christian camp, it is their rules. Isnt that why you had Al-hikmah uni et al built? To balance Covenant and Redeemers? Your crying 'foul' won't change anything. If it is a government camp, I see no Jupiter who can tell grown arse men/women who to pray to. Last I checked, Nigeria and ALL are property av no religious inclinations.
It is laughable though, to hear someone wants to take you back to where u fled. You know what motivated the stonings? Psychological trauma. Brainwashing? I am not so sure. I am yet to hear of religious wars started by christians.

feldido:
Do you know Esau lost the privilege of being an ancestor of Jesus cos of that act? Now playing with Bible accounts like that shows we don't appreciate sacred things because Esau knew very well what lies ahead being the first son of Isaac, Abrahams Son who through him the world will bless themselves, but he instead threw it away for a mere pot of Stew.

Oga, take several seats and chill. Do you know how many folklore stories passed through generations encourage strength of character and will, humility et al? Because it is a bible story, whose moral is well understood, we shud now quake for fear God will strike us down with thunderbolts?
You really don't know how irritatingly close to a Koran-Thumping Islam extremist you sound. Thank God Jesus doesn't support extremism. You'd be killing us for 'blasphemy'

Goes to show how very aware of HIV u r. While the chances of a male getting the virus is lower than females, there is usually a window period during which tests might not pick the virus. Its 3 months. Even if u haven't had sex with her in a month, u are still at risk. I suggest u take a test in 3 months, and den 6 months again...just to clear the air.
I am also quite impressed that you had the presence of mind to link her job and not her cheating to her exposure. Kudos. She needs you at this time. I trust you'll both be fine. Even in the advent you don't marry her (I would be very shocked to insist u will), I know she will be grateful u were there for her during this trying period.

kilokeys:
Fake...

If it was real.. Her privacy will be the least of his concern.

He would boldy display her name, phone number and picture..

Cos she could be prosecuted for willingly spreading the disease..

But the love for Frontpage is the root of all fakery

I won't be too sure about that. He prolly removed her display name cos it might display his as well. He's not protecting her privacy, he is protecting his

Looooool. For all your hating and accusations of his alleged honosexuality, if Denrele walks on your street, you'd cheer him not report him to the police for being gay. You homophobes' idiocy never ceases to amuse me.
As for the mumu girls hating, y'all will drop pant at the snap of his finger. Give it a rest. Save urself the headache. Lool

Is it my eyes or have these pictures been used before for another purported attack on terrorism? Especially that 2nd picture Anyway, *shrugs*

RZArecta:
The APC's "change" has brought us to this level where security operatives openly take sides in tribal conflicts. We've not been this divided since 1966. Sai Baba Sai Tinubu

Will you shut that smelly orifice u call a mouth? I remember in 2012 on my way to my PPA, these guys started ANOTHER clash. It was very difficult to pass through to and from Agiliti to the Ketu-Ikorodu rd. You are here blabbing about 'APC change'. Who was President then Was the market not closed and curfew imposed by the state governor too? You must be retarded. Truly, the memories of ppl are short.
You better learn to be responsible and not put ur failures on other ppl's heads

phayvoursky:
CAN SUCH NONSENSE HAPPEN IN BENIN CITY, WARRI, SAPELE, AUCHI, OWERRI, PH, ABA N SO ON?


WHETHER U.S MARINE OR NAVY SEAL BACKED RIOT.

WE DIE FOLLOW ANYBODY.

CHICKEN HEARTED SOUTH WESTERNERS.





PROUDLY 5 PERCENT.

PLEEEASE!!! Clear make I see rd. "Warri no dey carry last, South-South ppl eye too strong" carry me go vote Jonathan then. If he is a true representation of your ppl, u guys are just clueless, loudmouthed, ineffectual buffoons. Pangolos wey dey make noise

charix:
...and I'm sure you'd see him on the internet venting on discussion forums over the passage of gay laws in Nigeria.
They should jail him and ensure he labours to make back every penny he leached off the system. After that he should get deported to the zoo since that's the only type of life he's used to.

I'm sure you mean 'he'd be on forums SUPPORTING the anti-gay laws. We all know how cheapskates will do ANYTHING, say ANYTHING to leave this hell-hole of a country or get money from gullible foreigners. The person is obviously NOT gay.

I sincerely wish it stayed at that #400 for a couple more weeks. I had hoped it would boost the local market. I was thrilled traders had started thronging Aba for their supply. But hey, I guess its still good news

Bwahahahaha. He is a 'deacon' now abi? SMH!!! All dem extra-marital affairs deleted by the appelation. Bloody hypocrites.

omojeesu:
You will soon discover that your enlightened logic will work against you and your likes just as in Nazi Germany. Those who kept quiet or even applauded Hitler when he was dealing especially with the Jews later discovered his intention was also to deal with them.

But I sure agree with you on the excesses of religious groups. You see ALL religions are fake. They actually lead away from God. But Christianity as the New Testament is NOT a religion but a Family Relationship and Affair where God is Father and we are Children living in love, faith, peace and holiness, daily striving in
our imperfections to be like Jesus in thought,
word and deed.

*YAWN!!!* Out of point. I don't recall supporting anyone of them so ur Hitler-Jew analogy doees not apply to me. Besides, Jesus I know did not let anyone hear he was either praying or fasting.

I don't understand what these nairalanders are saying ke. To read dey hard una? Banning of loudspeakers OUTSIDE PRAYER TIMES. Thankfully, no sleepless nights due to vigils, no open air 'wasis' with propensity to religious violence and feminine subjugation. The last I checked, its d muslims most times selling inciting recorded messages from 'acclaimed' alfas and sheikhs.. Then all these annoying gospel musicians who can steal other ppl's works to add their own 'jara'... We will see small peace. I personally dislike all these christian 'inspirational' books and muslim 'condemnation' books. So that works for me.

Dude, wharrapuned to Peanut Snack and one other biscuit like that. It had four round biscuit pieces in each pack with a different animal on each piece. I remember always nibbling out the animals

ddjay:
Sun top drink, rice crips (oyakaka)

I loved singing and dancing along to that oyakaka song. "gimme oyakaka, I love oyakaka...."

chynie:
no fathering a child out of wedlock is not new, but believe me women endure a lot in the hands of men just to save their marriage.

most times we dont get to hear of the man's misbehavior cos this is a man's world

And then some oafs who don't realise these sacrifices (for their children o) come on here beginning to think its their right as men and not a privilege. I cannot wait for that time when some 'one-minute', 'limp dick', shameless and poor wretched flirt of a man will be publicly disgraced by their wives. I just can't wait.

Abiagirl777:
go release your frustration somewherelse.what if he was infected with HIV and someone else ingested it?

Yup. Its confirmed. An incorrigible, educated dunce is what u r.