You are an Aláṣẹ ju. You went on a WEEKEND and you'd expect him to go to bed early. As a child, I wasnt particularly allowed to sleep late, but I wasn't banned either, in so far it was the weekend. I woke up very early on Saturday mornings to watch the early morning cartoons they'd show before I did my chores. So why all this noise?

So basically, the police are very right to arrest any youth off the streets based of all the feelings you have listed here. I find them to be distasteful with their mannerisms, but that is not enough to have them proscribed and banned

LordErrk:



Alright I just realized I'm actually arguing with a fcking idxot. What started this whole argument was me saying that a person cannot ejaculate after he dies, and you saying it's a lie and started writing all sorts of incoherent rubbish. Bloxdy hell! See as I just wasted my time with a mumū

Your dumbass still will not accept that the brain is still the last to die àbí The country is hopeless if you are part of whom we have look forward to as ppl of the medical profession

LordErrk:



Ommmmgggg You guys are so funny. You're so quick to google rubbish and start arguing with someone who have undergone medical training. But don't worry, I'll educate you.
First of all, the brain isn't the source of all electrical activities in the body. Organs like the heart for example is able to generate autonomous electrical current without without nervous stimulation, and that's why if you take the heart out of the body, it can continue beating
Secondly, the brain isn't always the last to die. In situations like brain death, the brain dies but the person is still technically alive I.e the heart still pumps and the person still has functioning metabolic activities. Once their is Ischemia in the brain, it dies within 5 minutes
You seem like a very impulsive person, but you really need to calm down and try to process every information you see. Dont just open your mouth and start insulting

Of course you'd rush to mention 'brain dead'. How very predictable...and typical. I'm going to ignore your intentional ignorance of the words I placed in bracket. ANYWAYS, the heart can work outside of the body but still requires electrical impulses generated EXTERNALLY and only for short periods...in lieu of what the brain does, isn't it? But faux Medico that u r, u knew that already àbí? As per Medico, that u is, I hope you realize brain dead ppl are DEAD, sustained by machines that do the work that the brain would normally do But you knew that already

I haven't heard of magun that does that - giving you an erection while dead. All these unnecessary assumptions and then putting the most obvious reasons for his death at the last paragraph, pushed into one corner.
Ògùn wá à, but this one, àfọwọ́fà

LordErrk:


You do know when a person dies, all the electrical activities stop, and the PNS which is necessary for ejaculation, doesn't function anymore, right? Abeg no dey read anyhow things for internet

Looooool. LIES!!! The brain dies last, and that is the source of (or at least directs) all electrical activities. Perhaps you should do more reading. It will help you not spout nonsense on the internet

Look through the transaction details. The sender should be there na. Then wait a few days to be certain that it wasn't sent in error. Na end of the month. Otondo bankers do make mistake like alafise

Okay, first off, have some self respect. That girl is rude and entitled, and that is coming from a woman supporter.

Righteousness2:
My Sister, you have a right to be angry. Yes your husband has offended you.

But because of the Blood JESUS Christ shed on the cross of Calvary for your sins and my sins, Despite all our evil and wicked lives, Forgive him. Forget about the past.

You both should together go before GOD in Prayers. Forgive yourself and Build your Home on GOD and GOD'S Principles for the Home.

I Pray for you, the Peace of GOD that passed all human Understanding take over your life and your Home in JESUS Name.

You better not be listening to this clown. Jesus loves you so much he gave you a thinking brain. Your husband is an entitled preek who cares NOTHING for you. If and when he shows remorse, he knows what to do. In the interim, stay FAR AWAY from him

Wait, WHAT

[quote author=ObiaboAdoka post=117388856][/quote]

On Friday, a Twitter user @fisherwomanhub raised a cry for help to netizens on behalf of her colleague who had been bitten by a Gaboon viper. In a series of tweets, she narrated how the man, living in Epe, had tried to kill the snake that had crawled into his room, and may have been bitten SIX times.
The Gaboon viper is a generally docile, but highly venomous snake, with the longest fangs in West Africa delivering enough venom in one bite to kill a human, perhaps because it doesn't release its victim. The venom is cytotoxic - it kills cells
Luckily, the person is reported to be doing better and under observation.
This reminds us of the dangers of not having our health centers equipped with anti-venin kits, especially in farming communities in rural areas and developing areas where humans encroach into their habitats. Just last week, there had been a reports of a python kill in Ikorodu.

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@Ishilove
@Semid4lyfe

The gossip's narration is annoying just as much. 6 children though

Or it was just time� I'm sure she was at many other programs like that and she claimed many prophetic declarations just the same. Please you ppl shud gaan sit down somewhere

And it's not the other way around Clowns. We had heard this weeks ago how APC was using their candidates on the posters for LP for popularity sakes

See the person wey dey complain dey call himself 'zaddy'. Hypocrite and stupid alongside

Chijeep:

Even a little boy can ask for a favour from me as long as it doesn't cost me anything and I'll comfortably do it. My house is close to the market so it's nothing to me n I resume wrk by 9am

Thank you for this answer. God will bless you. I cannot imagine the stupidity from the heads of the many idiots condemning your going to the market.

You are either so presumptuous that it isn't you stinking, or you have a over estimated sense of your smelling faculties. You are just a bloody creep

Southernigbo:
How will some just carry sexual smells up and down with out taking adequate bath.

For some of these people, it's only handkerchief they used to clean up and gbam they are in markets, banks and their religious places intermingling with people not caring about the sexual smell that they are carrying about.

Apparently she didn't care for herself. HIV is manageable na

Is he already divorced?

MrDoGood:


Do you have data to watch the video?

No oooo. Country hard. Kwarrupshun evriwia. You wanna gimme data?

They should let us hear word abeg. Na only the children dey in danger, except the woman is child sized. And once they've eaten, ẹ dey take months before dem dey chop again.

It's the cognitive and intellectual dissonance of this entire writeup for me. Then again, the Christian faith advocates for stupidity by way of believing.
Imagine, a body supposedly the embodiment of Jesus has its undershepherds consistently complain about poor treatment and you do not direct this missive of yours to the said body? Better the factual nature of the ifá priesthood than the hypocrisy of the christendom

Simon and Suzie would scream at the abuse. See as them dey tank and pull the snake, come stomp am again
No thought for the poor constrictor

Settlement 200k To 147 inmates, àbí no be the number wey gang up on am? How Shey idiot lẹ̀ ń pè wá ni torí Ọlọ́run? Why can't he allow them to kill him?

I'm thankful the remaining guests got to eat more. Thank you for making this possible

This is still dumb reportage. They forced the door open and yet, it is because of marathon sex they died. Not an OD of drugs, not by inhalation of CO fumes, it had to be marathon sex. Geez

The thing is annoying. You have to consider the competition as well and not increase prices to reflect this problem. To do business na die

I can never understand how ppl can gossip so stupidly. Except the news caster was in the room with them and counting the number of rounds they went, anything said should be taken with a pinch of salt

I am certain you saw the 'white supremacist' part, àbí

Dailymice:
Even in the US, people are being shot and killed but it doesn't remove the fact that When it comes to religion, Nigerians fight for God. But when it comes to their rights, they leave it for God to fight for them.


Northern Nigeria is a curse to the progress of this evil union

Get him to always relax. I imagine he's always excited to speak. Try getting him to understand that you will not listen to him unless he's calm.
It is important to not shut him up lest he stops talking to you altogether.
You need to try to find a balance and patience

A little Type O+ and that bird will be back to life

Coconut fried rice isn't overkill though?

Seatmates in University Nigga is lying.

Lionnation:
back then it's wasn't so, they had space with few students

Even though. It's a university, not a sec school classroom. He may be able to identify his classmates, and have someone keep a seat for him, but having a seat partner...

siofra:
What's the difference between expatriate and immigrant and refugee??

Choice. An expatriate can choose to go home to his country because he feels (knows) his home country is better. An immigrant wants to leave his home country for what he believes is a better life. A refugee is fleeing his home country for safety in another. Doesn't have to be much more economically prosperous. Just secure

Nigga, I'm sorry about your loss, but I doubt that even she would want you to remain in this country. I only need to you to be sure that you have gained the admission before you start dropping money for two reasons - so you don't dip hands into the money unnecessarily and to ascertain you are not scammed. God bless you. May your mother's orí guide you