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Well, better her than 2face. When she was the lone voice of reason against the paedophiliacs in the House of Assembly, were was 2face? Oh shoot!!! He was moving on to the next girl he'd sleep with. Y'all never can tell when sense is being made and when emotions are guiding y'all. Typical. Pffffft

EternalTruths:
Yoruba Igbo and Hausa

The 3 of them.

Now this is truly a profitable business

Imagine, common language is MONEY. The Igbo man cares less the same weapon will be used on his kinsman in the nearest future. When kasala burst, na Buhari Buhari dem go dey shout. Mumu

Julietcutie:
lol good for the boy...next time you would choose between what's good or bad well

I'm sorry, are you as blind as u r daft or musr u av commented? He was RAPED slowpoke. But of course, air head like you would always support a patriachy

Durentmoney:
asslicker spotted

Well, if person go chop frog, e go beta make person chop one wey get egg. Better an arse shitting wisdom than ur dumbass air-filled cranium.

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd

*Modified*

Lwkmd NLS are very hilarious people.

They never hexprrrerrit...

But it's OK! Loooooool una funny oo . my mention box don full ooo lwtmb. kilode

# let me address this#
So every light skinned woman is a hoe right?
A Lady wakes up in the morning get dressed to work to earn a living as a marketer with a firm makes her a prostitute abi?
A woman who ha worked so hard for money then, decides to spoil herself a little with luxury is a prostitute abi?
An international business woman is a prostitute too?

Please, I ask of you all quoting to spew thrash when it had become a crime for a woman to be an achiever?to want to make a difference? to pay her bills? to buy those things she loves for self... Pleas how is it a crime?

Same men who will kill and curse you for being dependent on them...they still will be quick to tag u a HOE when they see you can do things for yourself without asking for their help.

Y'all know y I ain't bothered? Y'all stay up on me and bleat like a dying he-goat while I go about my business. Oh! I forgot. Need i remind you that some of your sisters will never know what it means to buy a bottle of SNAPP for themselves?( that's my brand )....naaaà they never can! Big bro will call them a HOE! Annnnnd....THATS HOW POVERTY WAS HANDED FROM THE FORMER GENERATION TO YOU, AND YOU WILL TO ANOTHER. JUST LIKE MYTHS AND LEGEND STORY, it goes on and on but different versions. crack head MISOGYNISTS.

Y'all hide behind key pads to type shiit but cower just at the mention of SHEKAU. Bloody COWARDS. When men where men, shekau would have been a forgotten story. But what do we have now? lily-livered creepy buffons spamming the mentions of "a weak vessel" bombooooclaaats!
Keep quoting and sending PMs...its been a while I had a good laugh


OK,OK I'm gon be very petty..
Cc..
Photoshoot?
Enyia, how come you couldn't win Mr Nairaland? OK should be safe for me to conclude that fynest..boi fine pass you? Abi has been written in your destiny to fail always? No offense
Other notable Riff-raffs that mentioned their generational poverty stricken ancestor

Emekskhalifa, Dicksonpal, Bolieve, Mfujah, Love Machine, Dacovanjar, EastGold, Ajewealth123,Kunlexyfred, Detyler, Mccoy47, dharmdrums, Jidxin and oh sweetpenis I saw your pm I wish you all a year filled with pettiness. Lower, lower you go. Ammmnneeeen!

U had it on already.

Gurl, u slay!!! If I weren't a Nigerian dude, I'd av said stupidity is exclusivd to the Nigerian male, with their senseless generalizations and daft double standards.

angelTI:
Which one is slumber party again . Oshi ati iranu gbogbo.

No wonder they couldn't keep their homes!

#no need quoting me if you don't agree with what I have said because I won't reply as usual

Seriously You must be the postergirl for "Beat me! I am desperate to continue being 'Mrs'". Stew in your gluttony for punishment. I hope you don't die in your perseverance.

slurryeye:
See what a white man said about Igbos

"For the poor wretch, besides a lean, spare, weakly framed presented the beholders a set of features which marked him at once as belonging to the Eboe nation, the laziest and most useless of those imported from Africa"

https://books.google.ca/books?id=1x8CAAAAQAAJ&pg=PA97&lpg=PA97&dq=useless+eboe+slaves&source=bl&ots=6L4ueYeS3E&sig=UHKrdlkjAOWzOdzOsvxj0TQn99A&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj4yvWZzprRAhVGz2MKHZpIDaIQ6AEISzAF#v=onepage&q=useless%20eboe%20slaves&f=false

I am inclined to believe this means they were VERY stubborn and not amenable to their 'slave' status.

gbegemaster:
I take your comment as a threat. Religious crisis has actually been brewing since Buhari took power. The madness of those fulani has not gotten to the stage where dey will now toush a WARRI/EFFURUN person. Them nor born the person when one try am. Only whiff of reprisals from their activity in other states and they started running from Warri in trailers.

That is an unfair assessment. Religious crises have plagued that side long before now. Jos, Kaduna...wasn't there one in Benue when Obasanjo was president sef?
Oh, and Warri/ND are the most cowardly of all Nigerian tribes in my honest opinion. All noise and no substance

234GT:
No more values and morals. Babymamas are now being celebrated and worshipped. What happened to marriage?

I wonder if u remember to ask that when cheating husbands are celebrated and their philandering ways blamed on the maleness genes

Wait! The commissioner of police you ran to to prevent the arrest of them judges is now plotting against you to rig elections in your state?? This guy got a query from the IG. Remember o.

ireneony:
how is he not free when he used protection
E bi like say you de read back of book.

If you weren't so forward, you'd av seen the part where he hopes his condom wasn't perforated (sic penetrate) prompting him to wanna do a test AND an immediate test will not indicate he is reactive to the tests. But the 'I must be heard by my betters' factor worrying u tho. Such a complex.

I hope your friend at St Nicholas gets fired. Oh btw, u aren't out of the woods yet. I desperately wish you are positive, though the chances of that are slim seeing as she's on ARTs. Pathetic bunch of nit-wits.


Use protection abeg ppl

This is the height of rubbish. The policy makers of that state are terribly misinformed. They have lumped accidental carriers into sex despots with this singular bill. Have they even heard of sero-discordant couples? Do they know that couples with HIV can birth negative children? Stop the Stigmatization

pat1612:
You did the right thing but would have been more appropriate for you to slap him in front of all people in hotel and cry so when they ask you what happen you could have told them story and embarrass him in full view.
A walk of shame would have followed which would have made you feel better

Just my view no offence intended

The really annoying thing about ppl like u is if she had done something like that, being a woman, blame wud still be laid at her feet. "wetin she find go there?" wud be the qxn on y'all's lips

Good call OP jare

Over 30 circular dark stripes is an indication of the snake being more than 30 How u got ur certificate AND mobile phone IS suspect

Malakh:
You asked who owns you I'm coming from a biblical perspective, the seed comes from a man, women are just incubators, so biologically your relations is your dad's
immediate brother,your uncle, you share the same dna with him, you even said he looks like you, now in regards to your mum disowning you, its just a threat, she'll come back around.Tell her if she doesn't forgive the Creator also would not forgive her.You should also remember that everything(good and evil) works for the good of his people, so it might be the whole plan is to get you to go abroad,I share a similar fate with you.this might hit you the wrong way but your mum might be the obstacle in the way, damn what she says or the curses,you didnt offend her

And what sort of disgustingly senseless sexist talk is this? The seed is the fathers' and the women are 'just' incubators?? Why don't men just go pour their seed in any incubator and watch how it dries up? Now that the father is dead, who owns the child? Except dem join prick donate this 'seed', by logic, they have NO RIGHT to the child. As a SENSIBLE person previously commented, it takes more than sp..erm to make a FATHER and more than blood to make a family. Take that to the bank.

diasporaman:
Governor Hell Rufai the herod of Kaduna who want to ban christianity in his state by passing the anti -preaching law hasn't seen anything yet. This is just a top of an iceberg. Fight God you'll die

Saying you are not an idiot is the best thing to happen to the word 'idiot'. Seriously??!!

Life would be so much saner if the OP realises that sure-bet is ACTUALLY an english phrase or expression and having nothing to do with gambling. SMH. Olodo Inc.

LEOSIRSIR:
More

It was quite fun and exciting. You didnt put up those Sango priests especially the second one with a blazing arrow.
I saw that bearded man in the third picture on my way out and I was actually terrified. Who is he? An obatala priest or an ifa priest?

The only thing that pissed me the hell off was the supplicants throwing in cellophane wrapped items like the sweets and chewing gums AND the irritating OPC guys who apparently only came to cheer Gani and smoke pot.

This made me realise how very useless and jobless our security officials are. People name their dogs 'Scott', 'Lucky', 'Thatcher', 'Bill' in this same Nigeria, yet the English or Americans have not descended on us in holy fury screaming 'breach of world peace'. Is Buhari the dog ur father? Awon oloshi

Thisis2raw:
am me am me cuz dey see. Be u nd post it up let dem see u.

Jst anoda schmuck hiding

Damn!!! I thot I just mentioned why I won't. A human being shouldn't be this daft, slow and ugly. Haba, pick a struggle na

Thisis2raw:
#peoplesanitymattertowhomitmaymatterto. Stupidity is when u ar shxt nd tink it adds up

How apt. You shoulda thot of that when u decided to upload that shitty thing u think is a nose but looks better on an elephant. Dude, it sure don't add up

Thisis2raw:
imagine I tell you, you are so ugly that why you got no dp

That's the exact purpose of the absence. Better that than relive the nightmare of ur features everytime one comes online. #PeoplesSanityMatter

una get wahala o. One of the previous arsehole of a commenter even presumed to speak on Jesus' behalf. He repents, na problem. He gay, na problem. I'm sure u'd rather he didn't exist. Geez!!! I'm so sick of the sanctimonous fakes we have in Nigeria.

Thisis2raw:
See how ugly and silly he looks

Looool. I imagine ppl tell u ur wide and ugly nose is ur best feature, no? See as the thing take half-page.

rexhafiz:
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nor Taurus!!!

Guy ehn, the ITK na off-point sotay I wonder. Had to visit the profile to see what he knows. Apparently na Jon Snow. Pocahontas turn 'Isis'. Frankenstein turn 'Jason'. Joker transform to 'dry bones'. We thank God he got Charon and a Tuthankahmen

jojosweet:
I did not just agree with him so u know,right before he sent the link I Google about the mythology he spoke about and he was pretty on point for the most part of it..that said like mythology itself is fallacy it is important to know there would be different versions and angle to the varying stories. I won't just recede to any opinion just because the person dished I own my open and I create room for learning you should try that too.

Hahahahahaha. I read his 'analyses' of myths and I could only laugh. Chile, you should do more research urself. What he wrote bout SOME myths and mythology MAY be true, but reading alone isn't the true test of learning. UNDERSTANDING/COMPREHENSION and the application of that knowledge is, else it is GIGO. There are no versions to Myths. A myth is a myth. And myths can never be the same in societies. Only CONCEPTS are and saying one concept gets the same degree of recognition around the world is the fallacy. Maleficent represented the contrasting concept of evil (wicked fairy in Sleeping Beauty) hence the horns from the general world's description of Satan being a horned evil creature AND benign power (fairies were for most part good). The concept of Taurus is of virility and strength for some, stubborness for others, destruction for yet a few others. Totally different expressions.

OAN, There's no Isis in greek, and the Virgin Mary is only Catholic. Perhaps the bastardized version of Aphrodite and her cherubic son Cupid and represented as the "Madonna and Child"...and Aphrodite is not even the queen of heaven according to Greek mythology. Its Hera.

And if we are to go by whatever ur beau says as Maleficent being 'Taurus the bull', how. bout Ursula She should be Cancer the crab. Sadly, Ursula is an octupus lady. That link he sent you...just letting on how a zodiac sign influences a person.

So nne, don't let anyone confuse you with big big grammar and faux knowledge (not even me). Google is there for you to learn. Books are there to be read.

jojosweet:
Hahaha I know your type...you would argue white as black until it is believed black.

*shrugs* You think you are wrong, and he's right? I checked out the link he posted and it was a crappy shitload with no correlation with the matter on ground. Then again, you wanna feel wrong, ain't my biz no more.

AlphaCentauri:
exactly. a hammer. case closed

REALLY

jojosweet:
interesting read I stand corrected thank you again.

LOOOOL. You know, after his bumbling sweetheart, I shouldn't be so quick to acknowledge I was wrong. That IS Maleficent not some Taurus the bull babe

AlphaCentauri:
Hippolyta or wonder woman do not hold hammers / axes

Neither does Thor. He wields a hammer (Mjolnir). That is a staff of office-ish and is supposed to carry a bird's figure at the crown. Hippolyta carries that when she's not at war. Diana (wonder woman) is Hippolyta's daughter and princess of the Amazons. She took over at some time briefly. Google and read dude.

ireneidiva:
See your own rubbish grammar

Chile, when u KNOW u think better, get back @ me. We ain't, the both of us, on the same freq. Bye bitch!

kenonze:
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Misbegotten.

Same applies to u dear. Better born unintended than born THE MISTAKE if u ask me.

AlphaCentauri:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4091636_capture_jpeg6d0ce43c2e6495dc5ba7597dd3872afd

dead zombie, thor the hammer, taurus the bull, and osiris the keeper and police of the dead

Uhm, that's Hippolyta, the mother of wonder woman or Wonder Woman herself not Thor

kenonze:
Stop spamming Niraland with this trash.
Change ur style

So says the queen of dustbins. Sweetheart, ain't nobody envying ur stinking crown. Get tested. Get educated.

Loool. Your grammar and spelling sha. I wonder why they do that tho. You nearly av a coronary and then they give u ur test results. Your knees nearly collapse in relief. I hear its very important, the counselling part.

kenonze:
the multiple number of times u check ur status is practically meaningless.
What matters most is your life style and the kind of job u do.
If u trust your life style and that of your partner including the job both of u do, u may not have need for barrages of checks.

Such ignorance and naivette. You should have just stuck to saying u have never had and stopped spouting that rubbish. 'Life style'? 'job'? 'partner'? 'trust'?