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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 14th October 2017 by SilverG33k(m): 2:37pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
HARDDON: So u dey watch ball, even a man u fan... I think say na only girl matter u sabi oh... No beef intended 1 Like |
Romance / Re: If You Had 24 Hours Left To Live, What’s The One Thing You’d Do That You Wouldn’ by SilverG33k(m): 9:29pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Walk on the streets naked and shout, who wants to have sex with me publicly |
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls Putting Pic On Their Dp While The Guys Are Not? by SilverG33k(m): 9:27pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Wetin concern man with DP, we should be concerned about uploading money in our bank accounts 13 Likes |
Education / Re: 2017-2018 NNPC/Total National Merit Scholarship Scheme Application by SilverG33k(m): 7:52pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Woow |
Crime / Re: 17-year-old Boy Stabs 25-year-old Man Dead With A Scissors In Zaria(photos) by SilverG33k(m): 7:50pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
May his soal rest in peace 1 Like |
Business / Paystack: An Awesome Financial Technology Startup You Need To Know About by SilverG33k(m): 2:06am On Oct 03, 2017 |
If you hear the word 'online forum', things that should come to your mind is nairaland, ftc-land, DM-not-working-land, lalasticlala-land and romanceland. Maybe because they have no potential competitor. But if you hear the word fintech, what should come to your mind is Interswitch webPay, GTPay, VoguePay, CashEnvoy e.t.c. But for those who are updated with fintechs, they would have heard about paystack. I created this thread solely because of the team #NothingEverWorksInNigeria. Firstly, i want you all to know i'm just a developer and i don't work with paystack. To those who don't know what paystack is, they are simply a company that help you accept payments easily online without hassles. They actually started last 2 years, trust me on this, they are already making waves. They accept payments for giants like hotels[dot]ng, Domino Pizza, Taxify, Jobberman, IROKOtv, me and others. TechPoint recently shared an exclusive tour and its mind blowing so i decide to, you know, make it known to Nigerians. Let's just brush the CEO part, he is Shola Akinlade, nothing else special. This sexy building is located at Ikeja GRA, Lagos. Seriously, this building is awesome, Let's move closer. OMG, Let's go inside shall we?? I said let's go inside! Woow, lovely... Let's go meet the lady over there, she looks like a wife material Hey bro, who the fork are you ?? Ok, this is their growth lead, he is Emmanuel Quartey. Now, tell him to get lost, let's go meet that lady I told you about Hello dear, you look beautiful, take that as a fact, not a compliment. /* check if you can see the word 'welcome' translated in your language */ I'm so unlucky today, a guy will handle the tour, not a lady, shiit. Chat you later sweetheart This guy is so mean, he was just calling the names of places without even smiling, mtcheeew He is like, "This is the lobby" "The lobby" Still with an angry face, "This is our conference room" "Our conference room" Ok, I'm getting pissed, I need a lady to continue the tour, this guy is just too airforce1 Then he finally got me really angry and mad when he said, "This is the window, the map and the AC" Ok that's it, I need a lady to continue the tour, this guy is just too annoying. And look that we found... The new lady took me right to Seriously, what do you use a bathtub for in an office, I guess its just for fun. //not that kind fun oh, perverts She said, "let's go to our engineering room", by the time she held my hand, I was already in love Oh my God, guys again ?? This guy here looks someone who was just annoyed by an angry customer, i can bet that is not his real face But I am not too sure sha... Might just be his real face And finally, the quiet room, this was where I met the tour lady... With this kinda room, you need no we*d to get inspiration, inspiration will come by fire by force Tour is over guys.... Wait, I just saw a bedroom Nairalanders are so going to see this Za other room, oops, its just a relaxation zone, if i am employed here, i would sleep most of my working hours + leisure hours away *the tour lady then answered a call from someone and she said, "Hello sweet .... I can't wait to see you ..... Love you more" As I'm typing this, I am seriously heart broken, the babe i yaff want to toast, all wife materials have been wifed. Let me come and be going Credits: TechPoint Source: https://techpoint.ng/2017/09/21/paystack-office-tour/ 3 Likes |
Programming / Re: Download Text Editor Created By Nairalander Using Javafx by SilverG33k(m): 1:33pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
Screenshots please |
Religion / Re: My Revelation After My Fasting And Prayer Today by SilverG33k(m): 9:23am On Sep 28, 2017 |
Khallyella:You look beautiful, with makeup. I would love to see you in person but oops, busy me! I just quoted you to complement your good look, cus I know your PM's would have been filled up. |
Business / Re: Paystack - What Did Others Do Wrong? by SilverG33k(m): 9:17am On Sep 28, 2017 |
What others do wrong is UX(user experience) you could imagine how webPay would do their own payment interface on an android app, it would have been horrible and disastrous, after collecting a huge sum of 150,000, that's bad Other web processors actually don't care for startups, they made receiving payments hard, so hard. I've tried almost all payment processors but only Voguepay and cashenvoy are fair to startups. Meanwhile, paystack offers the power to totally control how you want to receive your money, everyone can receive payments without hassles, from an individual who doesn't even have a webpage, to a blogger, to an iOS developer to an Android developer like me.... Everybody! What do they collect? Your cac certificate and a corporate account and that's all, same service delivery as other giants, even slightly better.... I don't work for them but I will definitely do my internship(IT) there if possible work there, they are just awesome. |
Jokes Etc / Re: TSTV: When Gotv Calls You To Renew Your Subscription by SilverG33k(m): 6:18pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
Negotiate:Were you planning to murder the guy before ? Chai!! 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls Help Me. Who Got This Dai-mond Bank Invitation? by SilverG33k(m): 3:53am On Sep 26, 2017 |
Artistree:As far as I'm tech-wise, you can send bulk sms with customised sender id like U-connect but not Diamond Bank because Bank is a restricted word, also when you see dia-mond bank, it clearly shows that the attacker is trying to bypass restricted words by using dia-mond bank instead of diamond bank... Except otherwise you applied earlier to diamond bank, this sms is subjected to scam 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Breaking News!!! U Can Now Check Your Unilorin Admission Status On Jamb Site by SilverG33k(m): 3:08am On Sep 24, 2017 |
Do not click the accept button if you see "Not yet accepted or Not admitted"... Wait till the list comes out.... Clicking the accept button is irreversible |
Programming / Re: How Can I Develop An App That...? by SilverG33k(m): 1:22pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
I can do that.... Its easy let me give you a recap of the logic I would use But first, what rilli are you working on, app is a generalized term, it can be android, ios or windows... Or even desktop apps |
Fashion / Re: Makeup Artiste Shocks Many People Online After She Removed Her Makeup (photos) by SilverG33k(m): 1:03pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
MrBen10:The world is ending tomorrow bro.... Just look up sept 23 on google 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Investor BJ Orders 5 Iphone 8 (Photo, Video) by SilverG33k(m): 12:50pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
Peacefulgold:So what you are insinuating is that 5 discounted iPhone 8 are assets ?? 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Investor BJ Orders 5 Iphone 8 (Photo, Video) by SilverG33k(m): 12:47pm On Sep 22, 2017 |
missbeckykisses:Sorry for going off-topic but I need you to answer a question.... Is there actually a difference between God and Allah |
Programming / Re: Open Souce Or Source Code, What's It Really? by SilverG33k(m): 7:51pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
Source code is not a launcher that you can install!! Its more complex than you think so just ignore it. |
Programming / Re: Open Souce Or Source Code, What's It Really? by SilverG33k(m): 4:45pm On Sep 19, 2017 |
Since you said you don't even know how to root a phone, don't even bother to know how to use a source code.... Open source means programming codes written and available to everyone Source Code is the name given to the programming codes Well not everyone needs an open source for Xos and besides, without a proper knowledge of the language the code is written in, you just can't understand shii or even make use of it at all, so don't bother to download it.... But OP, are you sure its Source Code you saw ?? |
Programming / Re: Cracking The Credit Card Algorithm by SilverG33k(m): 12:30am On Sep 19, 2017 |
samueltoski:Sorry, you just have to register either a business name or a company.... Business name cost 11000naira only and you can DIY. You'll need a lot more money to register a company and also a lawyer for company registration. 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Cracking The Credit Card Algorithm by SilverG33k(m): 9:23pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
Page saved for future reference... Well I don't need to cram these things, my payment processor (PayStack) validates card numbers, Security and expiry date right from my android app before initializing payment 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Help In Uploading My I.m To Play Store by SilverG33k(m): 9:04pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
Its been long since I saw u on fb oh.... What's up?? Mr Wadup, AM, Let's Chat.... So na PreemChat u finally choose, cool tho . . . Just look at your head start You can't get a playstore account by yourself ? If you don't have the money, family members will help out, they are your closest bank. I don't want anybody to help this guy, if he want great results, he should perform great actions.... Upload it yourself, on your account |
Romance / Re: Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last? She's Scared Of My Attitude. by SilverG33k(m): 9:27pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
ikp120: Oh my fucking christ... I wish to be like you, HarDDon, XXXTEDDYXXX, NovelistGuy and all those dope ass alpha male here, you rock mehn, thumbs up!!! |
Romance / Re: I Was Reborn When You Kissed Me-heartbroken Guy Reminisced On Facebook (pics) by SilverG33k(m): 7:09pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
People are wicked.... Let me retoun to my house, this place is not friendly |
Science/Technology / Re: If You Know The Rule Of Mathematics Come And Solve This by SilverG33k(m): 5:14pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
If you get 9 as an answer, Do you know why the answer 9 is wrong?? |
Science/Technology / If You Know The Rule Of Mathematics Come And Solve This by SilverG33k(m): 2:33pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
So i was just feeling down after having a bad day when I saw this problem, as a java and c++ programmer, it sparked me.... I know the real answer to this question but the answer is not so detailed, if you're interested in the solution, you can do more findings What is 6÷2(2+1) The real answer follows the rule of mathematics so your calculators might not help you |
Business / Re: Tips For Getting Your Business Name Approved With CAC by SilverG33k(m): 1:05pm On Sep 15, 2017 |
DeConsultant: Hello, I just paid the sum of 10,000 naira for business name registration with the approved name Silvernett Technologies. On getting to my submission point today, I was told I should submit my school certificate which I wasn't told before, I am really heartbroken right now as I do not know what else to do. The problem is just that i'm an undergraduate studying computer science, year 3. The worst part is that its a five year course. I really need the certificate for my currency exchange business but due to the fact that I have no certificate, what else do I do so that my 10,000 naira won't be wasted |
Programming / Re: Payment Integration On A School Portal by SilverG33k(m): 7:13am On Sep 10, 2017 |
Bro... If you wrote the codes of your portal by yourself, then you can setup a payment gateway with paystack.... Their integration is as eazy as hello world..... . . . I could have helped but I've only integrated their android payment gateway on my app using java MODIFIED: The last time I checked, paystack don't charge payments below NGN2500 but their problem is that you must have a Corporate Affairs Commision certificate for them to approve you or you have a Corporate Bank account.... PS: They don't charge for integration unlike GTPay and WebPay that charges 75000 and 150000 respectively, although voguepay is also a zero setup fee. If you still feel like getting vogue pay for yourself, its not hard setting it up ......... If you still want to hire someone, well I wrote my android app backend server in php so why won't I be able to integrate voguepay for you, just hit me 08104422662 or 08186565170 |
Phones / Re: TECNO Spark Full Review, Specifications And Price by SilverG33k(m): 5:31pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
ReorxTohGan:I don't know how the OP and everyone else thinks that a 1gb ram can't play d-day, maybe he guessed... I've played GTA on a 1gb ram phone and it doesn't lag like how people always paint it, anyways, 1gb ram is small for such a great phone 1 Like |
Programming / Re: Need A Java Programmer by SilverG33k(m): 4:58pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
sampett:I know fur sure you're using netbeans but you can't figure what to write out.... I'll help u for a token, let me know if you can write hello world in java and I'll help u. If you can't write hello world in java then ..... |
Programming / Re: How Many Lines Of Code Is Your Largest Work So Far? by SilverG33k(m): 4:48pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
DanielTheGeek:I swear |
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