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ikp120:
I just said lemme pity you and epp you small.

You transitioned from being a pussy nigga to being an absolute asshole. (Hey, don't even flare up before I descend on your with my cane. I am your counsellor, so sit the fvck down and pay attention )

You think the guys you call bad are absolute assholes because you don't even know who the so called bad guys are. If you don't know me and you wanna be me, how the fvck are you gonna be me? (Dude, don't even try to flare up because I just dey manage my vexation spirit for here o. How dare you misrepresent the brand of niggas called bad guys? Huh, bro? E dey pain me )


The solution to your problem is very easy. I shouldn't be giving it out for free but the image of the bad guys is at stake mehn.

1. First of all, understand that a real man (bad guy) doesn't try to impress ladies because he, the real man, is the boss. His life does not depend on the lady. A pussy nigga on the other is a fake man who lives all his life trying to impress a lady. Without the lady he will be contemplating suicide. He has no balls in his amu sack

2. DO NOT apologise to her under any circumstance because it was just an argument. You didn't hit nor insult her. It was mutual. There are two ways to hand over your balls to a woman: saying "I am sorry" over nothing and saying "I love you". Don't go near those regions. I know say pussy niggas dey come for me for saying this.

3. This is the real deal!

Wait for 6 and half days (Morning till night na one day. Half day na wetin then? Rhetorical question please ) from today, 7th September, 2017. If she doesn't contact you, just send her this text on the 6 and "halfth" day.

You're gonna send the ball to her court (reverse psychology. Somebody holla "back to sender!" . Pay attention to the totorial o ).

Send this message to her via email and text:

"You said that you love me but for over a week now you haven't even checked on me to know how I'm doing. If I had died 2 days ago in that hospital you would have come to my graveside shedding tears and telling everyone about how much you loved me, right?

Mary was there; Jones was there; Terry was there; David was there; but the one who claims to love me wasn't there. Wow! Is that how love works? If that's how love works then I don't want to have anything to do with love"

My brother, no pick her call o. No reply her messages again o. No go her house again o. Start forming for her. She WILL come asking after what happened at the hospital, IF she really loves you. Just DO NOT worry about her again.

You have successfully fired the ball into her court. She will be the one apologising now and begging to know what really happened.

PS: All the names in the message are names of people you know.

Don't thank me bro. Thank reverse psychology. That's what girls use on guys.

Bad guys are actually the guys who beat these girls to their games using the same tactics they deploy

4. DO NOT behave like an asshole again by being harsh unnecessarily. That's inhumane bro. Anyone who does that ain't even human, talk less of being a bad GUY.

If after doing all these and she doesn't apologise in 10 days after sending the message, I WILL DEACTIVATE ALL MY ACCOUNTS ON NAIRALAND!

Harddon, I'm very correct na

Oh my fucking christ... I wish to be like you, HarDDon, XXXTEDDYXXX, NovelistGuy and all those dope ass alpha male here, you rock mehn, thumbs up!!!

People are wicked.... Let me retoun to my house, this place is not friendly

If you get 9 as an answer, Do you know why the answer 9 is wrong??

So i was just feeling down after having a bad day when I saw this problem, as a java and c++ programmer, it sparked me....

I know the real answer to this question but the answer is not so detailed, if you're interested in the solution, you can do more findings

What is 6÷2(2+1)

The real answer follows the rule of mathematics so your calculators might not help you

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Hello, I just paid the sum of 10,000 naira for business name registration with the approved name Silvernett Technologies. On getting to my submission point today, I was told I should submit my school certificate which I wasn't told before, I am really heartbroken right now as I do not know what else to do. The problem is just that i'm an undergraduate studying computer science, year 3. The worst part is that its a five year course. I really need the certificate for my currency exchange business but due to the fact that I have no certificate, what else do I do so that my 10,000 naira won't be wasted

Bro... If you wrote the codes of your portal by yourself, then you can setup a payment gateway with paystack.... Their integration is as eazy as hello world.....
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I could have helped but I've only integrated their android payment gateway on my app using java

MODIFIED: The last time I checked, paystack don't charge payments below NGN2500 but their problem is that you must have a Corporate Affairs Commision certificate for them to approve you or you have a Corporate Bank account....
PS: They don't charge for integration unlike GTPay and WebPay that charges 75000 and 150000 respectively, although voguepay is also a zero setup fee.

If you still feel like getting vogue pay for yourself, its not hard setting it up
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If you still want to hire someone, well I wrote my android app backend server in php so why won't I be able to integrate voguepay for you, just hit me 08104422662 or 08186565170

ReorxTohGan:
lol...so if D_Day couldnt load cus of high graphics,so games like Godfire,GTA SA etc,wuld make d phone spark,like d name implies? ..Tecno is a joke abeq!!!!!!

I don't know how the OP and everyone else thinks that a 1gb ram can't play d-day, maybe he guessed... I've played GTA on a 1gb ram phone and it doesn't lag like how people always paint it, anyways, 1gb ram is small for such a great phone

sampett:
please need to write a programme to execute these questions taking input from the keyboard

Question (1) Standard equation of a circle (x-h)^2 + (y-k)^2 = r^2 (2) Arithmetic progression (AP) (3) Relativity E =mc^2

I know fur sure you're using netbeans but you can't figure what to write out.... I'll help u for a token, let me know if you can write hello world in java and I'll help u. If you can't write hello world in java then .....

DanielTheGeek:
You mean your count HAS ALWAYS fallen between 167k to 289k..... Bro I smell redundant stuff

I swear

This one is far above my level of comprehension..... This is superb

Everything in this life requires hardwork..... Even blogging, success doesn't come so easy so for those starters, its not just about being online all day.... Its more than that!!

Nma27:
Found a snake in my dad's car once upon a time... I killed it.

Lies, lies everywhere
Wehdone ma, the cochroach that will scare the hell outta you tonight is still eating breakfast...

So I was on the highway, one car coming from behind probably just installed a very loud horn, or maybe it was anxiety, as I heard the horn, Paaarrnnnnnnn!!!! While on motion, I looked back with fear instead of looking at the rear mirror. The next thing I heard was 'te break! te break!!' (Apply breaks! Apply breaks!!).... Instead of me looking front again, I was looking at my legs trying to figure out which one is break and which one is clutch. in short, my car has already posed for a pre-accident picture kissing the backside of another car....

Ok

roadsta:
'javascript simple'?... How do you mean sir?

IMO, Every language is not easy fine, but i've seen javascript and compared to the java I've written, java is still more complex to write than javascript, ignore the fact that I don't know javascript, at least I've seen lots and lots of sample codes written in javascript, it has slight differences but the difficulty level can't just be compared.

Something tells me you're a javascript coder,

edicied:
I ment something like a = 2 and not the return statement

pcguru1 and op, I thought he was talking about the return variable,,,, sorry mybad

edicied:
It suppose to return 2

Why are you confusing everything, you said it yourself "aabbcde" -> 2 "aabBcde" -> 2 "aA11" -> 2 Then how the Bleep is "Java" supposed to return 2 ??

edicied:
You know its not actuall to find the length of the word but to find duplicate letters in the word

Finding the lenght is easy as word.lenght() but my code actually finds if the letters appear twice
e.g
counter("java"; // will return 1
according to what you asked, a is the only letter appearing twice

I may not fully understand all those big terminologies but with the little android apps I made with java, it made me love java as a language.
Note: I have seen php, python(don't even like it at all), and javascript. The fact that javascript is even too simple makes me not to like it... IMO, java is bae

^^^ With the above code, you can easily use as follow
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int countWord = counter("java" ) ;
// answer will give you 1

[Modified]

Java...

public int counter(String word){
int count = 0; //this with count if letter or number occur twice
int wordCounter = 0; //this will let us know how many times a letter occur
for (int i = 1; i<word.length(); i++) {
String letter = String.valueOf(word.charAt(i)); //pick each letter of the word
for (int y = 0; y < word.length(); y++) {
//then check how many times that picked letter occur
if (String.valueOf(word.charAt(i)).equals(letter)) {
wordCounter++; //count the letter occurence
if (wordCounter == 2) {
count++; // if the letter occurs twice, we count
}
}
}

}
//then what we count earlier is returned
return count;
}

Tested OK with android studio, I just quickly tested that since I'm currently on a project and it worked..... 100%

Don't waste your 8k..... No same human still invest in any shitty 30% interest

Good job bro, but unfortunately, what u did is just a plain browser like app to surf nairaland only, its not accepted by the general public, reasons;
Its slow compared to normal browsers especially operamini
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Be creative and do something better, I did exactly what you did but did not release it out to the general because I just found out its not an app, its not even a browser, its just a normal helloworld to android app development

melodyogonna:
is dat even possible??

Technically, it is, you can also use qbasic to write android apps

seunny4lif:
Haba Which kind talk to that Oya bros explain now Abeg

Lolzzz, just trolling

I use Batch languages to build android apps.... Don't ask me how

If you're broke like you can't afford to lose about 10k to 20k.... Just don't try it, its legit, I paid $200 and cashed out about $280 but I nearly died of hypertension cause its just pure gambling based on win or lose situation

lonelydora:
I was just being sarcastic, no offence intended. Reason for my second paragraph.

cool

lonelydora:
Op, na one small girl you senior well well smash A1s in all her subjects at Shalom in Nsukka. Shame no dey catch you to post this result?

Well, you didn't make Physics so I doubt of you can be admitted in Computer Science. But, this is Nigeria you know, with some sortings it is possible.

I rarely quote people but with this you have posted is way below normal IQ level and i really need to react, all heads are not equal, some are rich, others poor, some are born genius, some average, some below average. Its not a nice thing to say something like this at all. . . Truth be told, my mom in her days had result poorer than this and she would tell us brains are not equal, ive confirmed what she said in school when i would read and understand in 30mins while a lady i know would take 4hours to understand same thing i read so i'll like you to please stop uttering heartbreaking statements like this, PLEASE

Well, if you're willing to pay me, i can get the snippet ready in a day, it will cost u just 1k, i'll even provide the backend but you will do the payment processor integration

Can I get some of the core features before contacting you.....