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CelebritiesRe: Happy 60th Birthday To Rowan Atkinson (mr. Bean) by simdam500(op): 2:25pm On Jan 06, 2015
oh
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by simdam500(m): 2:24pm On Jan 06, 2015
Ghostlady: The easiest way to get likes on nairaland is to come here... grin
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by simdam500(m): 2:22pm On Jan 06, 2015
Deiok: *Walks in silently without anyone noticing* yes i am the winner......
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by simdam500(m): 2:19pm On Jan 06, 2015
and somebody had to like me? ehn!

no wahala naa..

believe I no win
RomanceRe: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by simdam500(m): 2:12pm On Jan 06, 2015
tosyne2much: hmmmmmm !!!

The OP is my twin friend on NL.. We run things 2geda grin
I think the era I am now. is to start reading people's sig and not concerned about the topic.

Mod una read thishuh
CelebritiesRe: Flavour N'abania Strips For Complete Fashion Magazine by simdam500(m): 2:09pm On Jan 06, 2015
annawhite: bambi I was referring to Jesus


You dirty minded fellow cheesy grin
ooo ohhh Jesus touch me too. in fact am typing directly from his palm

you clean minded lady tongue
CelebritiesRe: Flavour N'abania Strips For Complete Fashion Magazine by simdam500(m): 1:59pm On Jan 06, 2015
annawhite: Strip mehuh? That's not stripping nau
I was looking forward to seeing a fleshy long-like pole and two balls angry


Haven't seen a celebrity balls before!!!!!!!its saddening
wait till the 25th century, by then our story will have changed. lol
CelebritiesRe: Flavour N'abania Strips For Complete Fashion Magazine by simdam500(m): 1:57pm On Jan 06, 2015
annawhite: u r man# so u will go for yemi


I don't like flavor # op wrote*strips*.........walahi princess na u mumu # grin I wanted to see d blokos
blokos? awww. I sanctify this thread.....

ur sig! explain to me how you'll love to be touch again?
EducationRe: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by simdam500(m): 1:52pm On Jan 06, 2015
Nairaland yaf come again with exposing signature!

I hope I won't get in trouble reading people signature sha....

by the way....
I hope she has a car
EducationRe: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by simdam500(m): 1:48pm On Jan 06, 2015
Nairaland yaf come again with exposing signature!
CelebritiesRe: Flavour N'abania Strips For Complete Fashion Magazine by simdam500(m): 1:37pm On Jan 06, 2015
who cares about flavourhuh

the flavour in yemi alade is thick! I wana taste it
CelebritiesRe: Happy 60th Birthday To Rowan Atkinson (mr. Bean) by simdam500(op): 1:26pm On Jan 06, 2015
yes damn too funny
FamilyRe: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by simdam500(m): 1:22pm On Jan 06, 2015
blame cool spot!
CelebritiesHappy 60th Birthday To Rowan Atkinson (mr. Bean) by simdam500(op): 1:14pm On Jan 06, 2015
Rowan Sebastian Atkinson, CBE (born 6 January 1955) is an English actor, comedian, and screenwriter best known for his work on the sitcoms Mr. Bean and Blackadder. Atkinson first came to prominence in the sketch comedy show Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979–82), and via his participation in The Secret Policeman's Balls from 1979. His other work includes the sitcom The Thin Blue Line (1995–96).

He has been listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest actors in British comedy and amongst the top 50 comedians ever, in a 2005 poll of fellow comedians. He has also had cinematic success with his performances in the Mr. Bean movie adaptations Bean and Mr. Bean's Holiday and in Johnny English (2003) and its sequel Johnny English Reborn (2011).


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Rowan_Atkinson%2C_2011.jpg
PoliticsRe: US Army War College.class Of 80.buhari's Set(pictures) by simdam500(m): 12:33pm On Jan 06, 2015
Kundagarten: Is this a joke or what?

Only in Nigeria will a presidential candidate present this as certificate, what happened to the original copy? He can't get the war college to give him another copy?

And why did he go with Shekau?
is buhari madhuh??
this GMB need to be arrested and tortured
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To The Linda Ikeji Blog. by simdam500(m): 12:18pm On Jan 06, 2015
oluwaseun osewa said and I quote

All rights reserved.

Disclaimer : Every social media member is solely
responsible for anything that he/she posts or
uploads on the media.
u think it a jokehuhhuhhuh
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Shows Off Her Shoki Dancing Skills Again In New Picture by simdam500(m): 12:10pm On Jan 06, 2015
elantraceey: a dance that makes you look like an imbe..cile what kind of dance is that? huh
my momma told me that the last time
PoliticsRe: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by simdam500(m): 12:04pm On Jan 06, 2015
ok..... phuck buhari!!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Shocking!!are They Gay?see What Olamide And Wizkid Are Doing. by simdam500(m): 10:45pm On Jan 05, 2015
op is mad!
CelebritiesRe: What Is D’banj Doing In These Photos? Lol by simdam500(m): 10:21pm On Jan 05, 2015
who cares what ever he's doing..... it won't stop election from occurring on the 14 of feb
Forum GamesRe: Which Key Unlocks The Padlock ?? by simdam500(m): 9:37pm On Jan 05, 2015
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Forum GamesRe: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by simdam500(m): 9:26pm On Jan 05, 2015
of what use is it, if I pay 1000 just to enter Christ embassy for cross over service
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by simdam500(m): 9:19pm On Jan 05, 2015
haibe: lol. For the person to like it, it means he is wise enough that it's an empty threat..forget angel.lol
oh lol
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by simdam500(m): 9:12pm On Jan 05, 2015
haibe: If you like this post, be rest assured that 2015 will be your worst year ever, I won't say more than that.
why naw? must u curse the person that likes u...

just be rest assured the curse is not answered ( by whoever the Angel of curse is)

hehehe
Forum GamesRe: Game---How good A Liar Are You? by simdam500(m): 8:56pm On Jan 05, 2015
Ksslib: I went to church on New years eve.
I have never left Africa.
I have never left Nigeria.
1 is a lie
Forum GamesRe: Many Will Fail This. by simdam500(m): 8:43pm On Jan 05, 2015
1000. but I don't understand a thing here
Christianity EtcRe: Crossover Service: Nigerians Blast Chris Oyakhilome Over Gate Fees by simdam500(m): 7:31pm On Jan 05, 2015
menix: 20 million naira 4 few hours wat biz payz better..
Gonna evict my tennantz by june so that I culd open such venture..
Anoda thing I ve noticed is dat any corporate name wiv "embassy" as suffix makes it in nigeria e.g American embassy, christ embassy etc..

Lookin @ naming mine "Godz Embassy"...


God bless u as u fellowship wiv us...
u will make cash die
Christianity EtcRe: Ignominious Christ Embassy Church, Shameless Oyakhilome by simdam500(m): 7:09pm On Jan 05, 2015
OK am done listening to lies!

I need to hear from him myself. where do u see who is going to give 10million out for birthday? which is not him only.....
I doubt it...

* walk out *
Christianity EtcRe: Was Number 44 Of Suliemans Prophecy Refering To Chris Oyakhilome? by simdam500(m): 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2015
OK aside prophecies from the mouth of a MOG.

either now or then, all this will come to pass soon... from Obama to Jonathan, to oyakhilome, to naira fallen, to rigging election.

all is bound to happen..... an ordinary lord like me can see it coming!
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by simdam500(m): 5:21pm On Jan 05, 2015
Vikkie14: 4. How come she was able to open the zip and bite the "petrol noozle"grin off? One thing is clear, they are either in an "intimacy" mode but the story changed so they wont say "our friend" died from sex(bj) bite.
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by simdam500(m): 5:04pm On Jan 05, 2015
was he expecting a bl•w_j¤b or somethinghuh

fake news hitting fp

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