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Jokes EtcRe: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by simdam500(m): 5:20pm On Jan 04, 2015
folabayo1: What's hillarious about dis stupid post nw, Hisss...
ma, why do u like to be vexing?
Jokes EtcRe: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by simdam500(m): 5:13pm On Jan 04, 2015
see bad mouth on thread!
Jokes EtcRe: Ladies: Can You Do This? (see Photo) by simdam500(m): 5:09pm On Jan 04, 2015
ireneony: God forbid bad thing huh I can never be so desperate for marriage like this.
Since she is the one the propose, then she will be the one to pay bride price and better still pay for the arrangement of the wedding
.....she don become man like that undecided
and what will the man be doing?
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Rule Nigeria Is Like Asking A Rapist To Watch Over A Virgin – FFK by simdam500(m): 4:59pm On Jan 04, 2015
errrr am tired of this two men!
Christianity EtcRe: Miracle: Thunder Strikes Fleeing Robbery Suspects After Stealing From Church. by simdam500(m): 4:49pm On Jan 04, 2015
YNeme3E: I dunno how to post a link, would have copied and pasted it from the source, d incident is actually longer than dis buh I no get strength to type, buh I dunno how to do it, maybe u can help me... Buh just google it shaa, u'll find it...
to avoid go ogling is the reason I NL........

so here we go!
am dead sure u use no other browser that opera or uc! * or maybe u use 3310 * lol.

so just just copy the url on the top of the page of the story * did u just say u don't have strength to type? *
PetsRe: The 6 Deadliest Animals Too Adorable To Run Away From by simdam500(m): 4:39pm On Jan 04, 2015
reading along.

that baboon dey vex o... op u sure say e friendlyhuh

CelebritiesRe: PICTURED: Cossy Orjiakor Steps Out In Cleavage-concealing Outfit by simdam500(m): 4:35pm On Jan 04, 2015
texalux: I can't wait to get undernit anybody with condom there pls?
have it! * stretches out the last box with me *
CelebritiesRe: PICTURED: Cossy Orjiakor Steps Out In Cleavage-concealing Outfit by simdam500(m): 4:30pm On Jan 04, 2015
o lawd so.... she known for unclothedness

looks mature here a bit!
Christianity EtcRe: Miracle: Thunder Strikes Fleeing Robbery Suspects After Stealing From Church. by simdam500(m): 4:17pm On Jan 04, 2015
where is your link? and why are we just hearing that now... since last year
PhonesRe: Eight Common Types Of Whatsapp Status by simdam500(m): 2:34pm On Jan 04, 2015
dry
EducationRe: Only Mental Calculation Is Allowed. by simdam500(op): 2:28pm On Jan 04, 2015
saaedlee: 4100
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EducationRe: Only Mental Calculation Is Allowed. by simdam500(op): 2:25pm On Jan 04, 2015
5min already
EducationOnly Mental Calculation Is Allowed. by simdam500(op): 2:20pm On Jan 04, 2015
here we go, from the time this is posted! 60sec

Only mental calculation allowed. Don't use a calculator, use your head.. No cheating.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000, add 30 to it. Add another 1000, now add 20 to it. Now add another 1000, now add 10.

What's the total?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 2:08pm On Jan 04, 2015
Here's a simple one for y'all, I expect 80% to get this right.

Mother's name is Sixty two
Son's name is Fifty two
Daughter's name is Forty two

What's the fathers name?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 1:53pm On Jan 04, 2015
There are Nine children in the house. And only them are in the house...

A is ironing
B is watching TV
C is cooking
D is playing cards
E is bathing
F is listening to music
G is sleeping
I is dressing

And what is H doing right now?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 1:49pm On Jan 04, 2015
When Lilly was 4 years old, her sister Mary was half her age. Now Mary is 40 years old..

How old is Lilly?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 1:37pm On Jan 04, 2015
Mr. Baker and his wife have Four sons, and every of the sons has a sister.

How many are there in the family ?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 1:35pm On Jan 04, 2015
There are thirty-nine letters in this sentence

A. True
B. False
C. Impossible to say
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did It Take 2,000 Years For The Gospel To Reach Nigeria? by simdam500(m): 1:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
cecegorz: Oh dear.
I just saw the thread you created on your journey to endless search of the church history.
The truth is that the end of your search will create more doubts and even backslideness if you insist on that quest.
This was why Paul warned the Colossians to beware of the philosophers of this world, follow their writings and your faith goes out the window in no time.
The Just shall live by faith! Either this or you go down to sense ruled philosopher who believes in one God for all the religions.
Believe me, those new 'discoveries' are enticing for someone with a probing mind, that was how Grail message nearly led me astray before I found Christ.
Don't wait till you get to the point of no return brother!
I didn't quote to say anything... I just did to have this msg with me
Christianity EtcRe: Who Wrote The New Testament ? by simdam500(m): 12:09pm On Jan 04, 2015
PastorOluT: I cant just see any good purpose for this thread other than to confuse poeple, what has the authors got to do with the truths embedded in the books?
my friend they doing this to justify what ain't right.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Army Ridiculing Me With Certificate Scandal by simdam500(m): 11:56am On Jan 04, 2015
vanbonattel: who is more useless among the two useless ?
Buhari isn't useful in anyway right now
CelebritiesRe: Photo:Fun Time!Peter Okoye Playing Game With His Kids by simdam500(m): 11:46am On Jan 04, 2015
they looking cute! I want to be a good father someday
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Church Posters by simdam500(m): 11:41am On Jan 04, 2015
Lord give me a wife with ukwu!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Army Ridiculing Me With Certificate Scandal by simdam500(m): 11:37am On Jan 04, 2015
Buhari certificate eh da? Goodluck u get certificate but wetin u don improve with your certificate?

both parties are useless.... if only a leader can be appointed aside these two useless mor***f***krr
PoliticsRe: Indian Experts Visit Fashola, Demonstrate E-voting Machines by simdam500(m): 10:32am On Jan 04, 2015
alabiyemmy: and why fashola? Na him be INEC?
because he's trustworthy!
RomanceRe: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by simdam500(m): 9:46am On Jan 04, 2015
I sorry for u...

pay her off... by the way she's a sluttyy
Christianity EtcRe: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by simdam500(m): 9:39am On Jan 04, 2015
I dey mad!!!

I don turn deeper life
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: President Jonathan Gives Away Ine In Bayelsa | 1st Photos by simdam500(m): 8:54am On Jan 04, 2015
hml wifey
PoliticsRe: Hilarious!politics Discussed In Church,heavy Prayer For GEJ To Go In 2015(video) by simdam500(m): 10:49pm On Jan 03, 2015
biafranqueen: Typical APC behaviour blood and baboon things!
i forbid every e-fight behavior
FamilyRe: GMB And GEJ: Who Among The 2 Would You Want To Leave Ur Kids With? by simdam500(m): 10:46pm On Jan 03, 2015
GEJ all d way from disappora... The nigga dont mind any amount he spend...


I dont want one change monger
PoliticsRe: Hilarious!politics Discussed In Church,heavy Prayer For GEJ To Go In 2015(video) by simdam500(m): 10:41pm On Jan 03, 2015
GEJ baba... Confused nigga! Always respecting d looters around him. Sacred of what pple would say if he does it the hard way...

I like your attitude sir, but the altitude you've gotten... We dont want timid nor shy nigga. We want someone who isn't sacred to tell me stealing is corruption because they will beat him wen he gets back to their tarmack
PoliticsRe: The Journey Back To Otuoke by simdam500(m): 10:33pm On Jan 03, 2015
Noticing from high mountain... Praying for gej. But what i dont understand is who my prayer is against!

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