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Mykcool: OS 10.3.1

does ucbrowser runs well in that os?

Mykcool: here's mine. It's a z10

running on os??

nonsso: I've always updated it whenever there's a new one
the timer is supposed to show by the side of the smileys icon abi?
Here's how mine stil remains

it should be

nonsso: Oh, ok
I use a Q10 n the timer isn't there dts y i'm asking. Been wanting to try the timed message 4 a whyl now

update your bbm app in the store

Whatsapp is nice, last seen, pic sharing, if u don't download it won't without your permission....

but it smiley, when u need a normal smile, it will just show all the teeth..... like say u chop 1million. it basically for family and friends...


bbm is for boss's, it doesn't take permission before it download, it will just download immediately, u don't know the last time the contact was online ....
my bbm contact got swag, they do yanga pass zachius....... so me sef just respect them with hi...

that all

ify84: They do.... If there is peace among u all in the family... And if ur reputation is good to dat family...

even with good reputation *if they'll find snake in your ceiling, they will*

maryhaam: mayb cos u knw it,if I had cut dt part awy u won't know.

or maybe because pic story don't save and u needed it

nice hat tho

padeolu: they are cheering him as he takes a bow out of aso rock.


see his face sef. clueless at default.

oh lawd! you mean at default?



GEJ pls take your leave.... I think this should be the height

oh lawd..... money come now

maryhaam: yes it was screengrabbed

I guess am smart

many are mad but few are roaming

maryhaam: Looooll let it be professional pls

*offtopic* u screen grab your display pic because pic story don't save. hun?

ify84: U mean say u no get cousins around dat even need help.... Let her stay with u.... U buy waec and later jamb form for.... Or register her in a handiwork......

I think I'll want this if I am in the op shoes....

thinking again, do people still give out their kids this days

joanpinkie: Nice one Op. Well i dont mind doing the job. Now that i 'm out of job. If you can pay in 6 figures we can have a chat. You dont even need to see me. All you have to do is hand ur gate man ur keys in the morning n get it back in the evening to meet a tidy house , stocked up fridge n food filled pots. Make my payment through my account number . Write down your complaints or things that you needed done on a note and place on the fridge. We dont even need to even get to see each other. Hehehehe

op I approve her

BISIXCLUSIVE: You need one?ok call me on this number 070663530-------so far your bank account is fat. Lol I will be more than an house help.......

joelenesleek: Abeg, how much will you pay me and where is your location?

am sure by now your pm mail shud be buzzing

Shitty question.....

sitting patiently........ and I'll ask them to switch seat..........












isn't that what the op want to hear

jnrbayano: The only way I will support this move is if the lady is unattractive (not good looking) in face and in body.

But you really need a woman in your life bro. You will still need her supervision should you be doing the bold by then.

errrr i don't know how to put this tho..... but no lady is ugly or unattractive...... sure we are able to withstand the heat than one another but then..... if u keep the so called unattractive woman in your house for days.... in weeks her smile will become attractive......

hotgunz: Pls dt first picture s dt derele beside Ay?

denrele ko... edun ni... lol

it the same Gurl joor.

either way she looks tomboy

while we are screaming here.... I think the rapist is obsessed....

#cursed

the link sef.... daily trust.... lol

sexaddict08: this politics of a thing.....na so so funny drama everyday

I tell u!
shit just making fp buhari / GEJ as if no life aside them

oh! sorry sir. naija.... police... we live with it

januzaj: come2015...he ll shed elephant tears
Buhari till BANCE wins world sexiest player

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"

oh lawd! funny....

Omg!!! funny people.... otuoke man has caused more harm than good

studying under open heaven.... lol...

but looking at those students receiving lectures outside the class. what could have caused it? swampy classroom, collapsed classroom... oh lawd..... looking at the environment even... looks dangerous to eyesight ...


hmmmm... sad

this whole apc and pdp shit getting worse everyday....

same way he's goodluck....... am a good luck to my family

lol.... deprived of sex?? wow the woman must be hornnnnier than an honey....

get a sxx tape joor.... lol

OK I'll suggest you still talk him into it.... make him see reason for sxx *or is he gaaay* just saying...

you should get him through what he loves... movie, well fed, getting enough sleep, or some vacation... then when his comfortable and ok within him.... you can make a romantic move, mind u he might be irritated, or must have even had a negative experience about fvck before who knows.... maybe whenever that old memory comes back (recalled) that when he get turned of...


give it a try

dunno what the article is saying but then again, I feel I should just say RIP

I will never be that husband

Nl front page should be sanctified before launching

dablazor: i love it when Nigerians unite against slander than fight eachother.. gotta admit this post brought us together

Yes! I guess aside killing killing shit... we still love each other...

UNITED!