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 Celebrities › Re: Foluke Daramola And Husband Campaign For Buhari (Photo) by simdam500(m): 5:44pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
looking MILF |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo To Jonathan: It Is Too Late To Support You by simdam500(m): 5:43pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
too long story.... Who's got time to waste on the politicians nonsense |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Had His Chance But Failed, Says Jonathan by simdam500(m): 5:41pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
put on pamper b4 u read it an advice bcoz This is just too funny; ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time now? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil on phone). Hello.. SATAN: Hello God, please call me later...There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: I'll call you back...The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners! |
| Politics › Re: APC Osun Rally Live Pictures by simdam500(m): 5:38pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
put on pamper b4 u read it an advice bcoz This is just too funny; ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time now? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil on phone). Hello.. SATAN: Hello God, please call me later...There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: I'll call you back...The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners! 16 Likes 6 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photo Of Herself And Her Man In Bed by simdam500(m): 5:26pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
thought I'll see them phucking.... |
| Politics › Re: 28+ Funny Photos Of Jonathan Vs Buhari Presidential Battle by simdam500(m): 5:08pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
funny.... but I guess I'll be voting that woman presidential candidate |
| Politics › Re: 28+ Funny Photos Of Jonathan Vs Buhari Presidential Battle by simdam500(m): 4:53pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
am loving this thread.... funny pictures... why we do these is what I don't understand..... |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Hugs General Buhari At Election Sensitization Workshop (Pic) by simdam500(m): 4:40pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
we should just learn from them |
| Politics › Re: APC Buhari/Osinbajo Campaign Posters In Lagos (Pictures) by simdam500(m): 4:31pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
what is it again |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Suicide Bomber Killed After Vest Failed To Detonate (Photo) by simdam500(m): 3:47pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
naa better stories like this I want to read on fp........ not silly apcpdp sh!!!!*!!!!t |
| Politics › Re: CNN False Reporting About Nigeria Again (photos) by simdam500(m): 3:35pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
we brought these upon ourselves 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Is It Bad To Wear Mens Sandals To Job Interview? They Laughed At Me [pics] by simdam500(m): 3:30pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
not normal |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Forgot Osinbajo's Name During His Owerri Rally Today [VIDEO] by simdam500(m): 3:23pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
I wish fashola can replace this silly man |
| Phones › Re: 10 Ways To Charge Your Phone In An Emergency by simdam500(m): 2:10pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
just checking |
| Family › Re: Guys: Can You Do All These For Your Beloved Wife? [Photos] by simdam500(m): 2:05pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
yes both. I can |
| Politics › Re: Neither Jonathan Nor Buhari Will Rule After February Election - Prophet Nwoko by simdam500(m): 1:27pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
hope this come to pass... that female contestant will be best now |
| Education › Re: New Federal Universities Built By Gej And Their Structures - Photos by simdam500(m): 1:10pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
GEJ doing things to some half way to give reason to continue his tenure |
| Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Cuts Off His Dreads, Check Out New Look [Photos] by simdam500(m): 1:09pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
Wiz kid need prayers |
| Education › Re: New Federal Universities Built By Gej And Their Structures - Photos by simdam500(m): 12:53pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
zheroes: if they tell you how much they spent on those projects you will cause the day you were born. why wont people see because of sentiments. i gave u N20M to buy me a car and you land me a kia picanto? am i high on ogidigan?ohh no.... u right.... |
| Celebrities › Re: I Am Now Free To Have Sex - Vast Of Bracket Says by simdam500(m): 10:15am On Jan 14, 2015 |
slightlyMad: can we apply?your moniker tho... |
| Politics › Re: What's The First Lady, Patience Jonathan Doing In This Photo? by simdam500(m): 8:42pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
first lady of life |
| Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari (General Buhari's Daughter) - Stunning Photos by simdam500(m): 7:40pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
she looks like a sixteen. I don't rate them |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor TB Joshua As A Humble Young Man (Pictures) by simdam500(m): 7:27pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
here we go again.... how time flies... as a man is aging... either rich or poor... we will grow up and grow old... but damn it.... money is good |
| Crime › Re: 57-Year-Old Woman Dies After Sex Romp With Lover In Lagos by simdam500(m): 7:22pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
OnyeIbo: Can a 57 year old still have sex? I thought she has attained menopause and sex drive is deadthat tin might be scratching.... so she must have thought of getting rode |
| Crime › Re: 57-Year-Old Woman Dies After Sex Romp With Lover In Lagos by simdam500(m): 7:20pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
errr... she af chop cake stick... owww RIP ma'am... phucking is the most horrible way to die I presume |
| Celebrities › Re: Omotola's Husband Shaves His Beard For Work (Photos) by simdam500(m): 7:06pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
celebdiot |
| Celebrities › Re: Omotola's Husband Shaves His Beard For Work (Photos) by simdam500(m): 7:03pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
BABANGBALI: So na ordinary driver dis fine babe go marry,na wa o,the guy must have jazzed her or him get long big preeeeek wey deny touch her throator the one wey long reach her belly... *one if my resolution is to do away with descent talk like this oooohh* |
| Celebrities › Re: Omotola's Husband Shaves His Beard For Work (Photos) by simdam500(m): 7:01pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
baybeeboi: time to start banging around again...Kai u are wicked ooh... she serve you her punnani for 2014? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FIFA Ballon D'or 2014 Awards On 12th January 2014 by simdam500(m): 6:12pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
if Messi had won.......... eehhhh noice would have been in this thread.... till now am sure, this thread would have still been threading..... anyway, congrats Christiano Ronaldo... more to come for u |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FIFA Ballon D'or 2014 Awards On 12th January 2014 by simdam500(m): 9:24pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
congratulations to my main niccur C. Ronaldo 7 |
| Celebrities › Re: Bola Amole Aka BIMS Is Dead (Photos) by simdam500(m): 5:21pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
RIP ma'am, m sorry. Black country, occupied by black people with black mind, taking black step, with black deed... the people that caused your demise will never stay month in earth 1 Like |
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