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FamilyRe: Relationship: She Assured She Wouldn’t Tell My Wife We Had Sex...... by simdam500(m): 9:28pm On Jul 16, 2015
cold: Can't blame you bro
U actually understood the op... I do too, atleast not that I am trying to justify him right but to some point I can't blame him too undecided
PoliticsRe: Over 30 People Dead In Gombe Bomb Blast - Red Cross by simdam500(m): 9:14pm On Jul 16, 2015
Why now... cry

This shouldn't keep going this way... atleast something should be done...

This death is much
PoliticsRe: How I Will Spend My Four- Day Stay In America – Buhari by simdam500(m): 9:08pm On Jul 16, 2015
Now that there is a bomb and the country is not stable, does he still need to go?
PoliticsRe: How I Will Spend My Four- Day Stay In America – Buhari by simdam500(m): 9:07pm On Jul 16, 2015
Lord. Let people hold a "high level talk with me someday" smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Kumuyi Takes Hope & Restoration Message To Yola Amidst Boko Haram Crisis (Photos by simdam500(m): 9:02pm On Jul 16, 2015
Chukai: Attend at your own risk.
cheesy grin
BusinessRe: My Experience Today In Warri ( graphic pix be warnned) !!! by simdam500(m): 8:59pm On Jul 16, 2015
Jesus!!!!! cry


I can't even read op story. The pix is cry cry cry cry cry

Am sorry lady, get well
CelebritiesRe: 2face, Banky W, Kcee, Seantizzle, Run Town Catching Fun Inside Plane (Pics) by simdam500(m): 8:44pm On Jul 16, 2015
Let them have their fun...


As for me, I'll be cruising with PMB next flight
TV/MoviesRe: Power(series) Is Back!!! by simdam500(m): 8:37pm On Jul 16, 2015
Se2ep3...

wow so Angie finally spoke the truth about herself to Ghost...
Seriously I used to think ghost would do that first...

Tasha should just calm her nerve and stop worrying about Shawn, Keisha looks like a play girl to me.

And what is it about the bîtch called holly forming mistress for my gut Tommy... undecided I see her ratting them out.

Ghost the main man... I have no comments on u yet... let me just how u decide to run the family.


50cent hmmmm

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-31-2015/EG-hI9.gif

Ghost would actually love fvcking Angie than tasha
TV/MoviesRe: Power(series) Is Back!!! by simdam500(m): 8:21pm On Jul 16, 2015
amanze15: an heartbroken awoman never, ghost is clean, but would be hard to tie him to selling dope! Angie cry holly cry women are men weakness
That the point!!!


I will change that... smiley
EducationRe: PHOTO: Where Are Those Guyz That Did This In Secondary School by simdam500(m): 8:19pm On Jul 16, 2015
I'm not one of those, but I got classmate who do even attach lace stone to their shirt
CelebritiesRe: Girl Protests Over IK Ogbonna's Colombian Wife by simdam500(m): 3:34pm On Jul 16, 2015
What kind of English is this?
SportsRe: Oliseh & His Foreign Assistant Coach As NFF Unveils Them (Photos) by simdam500(m): 3:07pm On Jul 16, 2015
Oliseh Oliseh Oliseh Oliseh Oliseh!!!!!!!!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Welcomes Second Daughter With Baby Mama (photo) by simdam500(m): 3:01pm On Jul 16, 2015
Congrats man
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Presents His Book To Buhari In Abuja (Photos) by simdam500(m): 2:54pm On Jul 16, 2015
I guess writer name and book titles is enough for a book front page... why the big picturehuh
PoliticsRe: Obama To Host Buhari At Blair House For Three Days by simdam500(m): 2:51pm On Jul 16, 2015
I hope for a better and fruitful outcome
PoliticsRe: Obama To Host Buhari At Blair House For Three Days by simdam500(m): 2:48pm On Jul 16, 2015
MeAndYou: But when will Obama depart from the tradition of touring Africa without visiting the giant of Africa huh grin
He's scared ni
PoliticsRe: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by simdam500(m): 10:05am On Jul 16, 2015
xammyx: The anus is naturally designed to hold in feces. The anus is surrounded with a ring-like muscle, called the anal sphincter, which tightens when we are not defecating. Repetitive penetration may lead to weakening of the anal muscle, making it difficult to hold in feces when you are hard pressed, especially when you are passing watery stool. You would have noticed the increasing presence of adult diapers on super markets shelves. Apart from some sick people and senior citizens, people whose anus malfunction as a result of repeated penetration use adult diapers to prevent feces leakage getting to their clothes. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/anal-penetration/#sthash.wh8CX3d5.dpuf
Thanks
Even with this little article I guess it should discourage everyone of us from this silly attitude.
PoliticsRe: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by simdam500(m): 7:05am On Jul 16, 2015
Freciprocal: Seems they have been watching so many vampire movies... undecided

Compel kor, propel ni grin
Don't mind them, they thought we are sired to them undecided
CelebritiesRe: Unbothered! Davido Reacts To Ndlea’s Plan To Investigate His "Fan Mi" Video by simdam500(m): 10:05pm On Jul 15, 2015
snowland: This same song that my American friends all danced to?. Its not because of the lyrics(of course they understand none of the wordings except Meek Mill's lines) but the beat was epic. You cannot but shake your body to that beat. NDLEA better find better things to do with their lives.
U have said it all, it obvious NDLEA are so jobless that they had the time to watch the video times without number cos of the beat
FashionRe: See How Much Make Up Artist Are Making!! Jeeezzzzz - Pic by simdam500(m): 9:39pm On Jul 15, 2015
Why pay that much to look different from the way I first say her...


If am to sell her with her siblings join, e no fit reach 200k sef... lol... kidding angry grin cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: South African Pastor Turns Church Member Into Horse & Put Snake In Their Mouth by simdam500(m): 9:22pm On Jul 15, 2015
lefulefu: i was hoping to see pixtures of the pastor turning a church member to horse cheesy
op, picture no dey for that one ni? cheesy
holyokoto: Infact, am considering converting from Christianity. Christianity will soon expire
These two are grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: South African Pastor Turns Church Member Into Horse & Put Snake In Their Mouth by simdam500(m): 9:11pm On Jul 15, 2015
grunerite: I was hoping to see a real horse,..nawao cry
What!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

Like seriously
WebmastersRe: 7 Ways To Drive Traffic From Forums To Your Blog by simdam500(m): 6:40pm On Jul 15, 2015
Alright....
LiteratureRe: Which Book Are You Currently Reading? Share Some Thoughts! by simdam500(m): 6:30pm On Jul 15, 2015
OK I was here
CareerRe: Is It Good To Leave Huge Amount Of Money In Ur Salary Account? by simdam500(m): 6:07pm On Jul 15, 2015
femi4: So, that's what you want to hear. Its so funny how you people come to Nairaland for advice even when you already have your mind made up.
EXACTLY! that just what he wants to hear
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Joshua-Iginla Gives Out 22-Cars And Other Gifts To Celebrate Birthday by simdam500(m): 4:50pm On Jul 15, 2015
The last time I checked, birthday celebrant don't give out gift rather it is the vice-versa.



So is car standing as the birthday rice that should go round to all that came to celebrate with you or the people who are given the car are the real celebrants... undecided
Forum GamesRe: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by simdam500(m): 1:22pm On Jul 15, 2015
I will urinate on the snake... sad

Pls don't tell me what the outcome might be, cos I know it myself....

















































I will boldly be the winner of a Range rover cheesy 2015 to be precise
Forum GamesRe: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by simdam500(m): 1:12pm On Jul 15, 2015
Georgekyrian: Will eat the snake alive,, seriously
shocked shocked shocked grin
Let me dance for you... I will stop dancing when you come back alive after eating the snake grinwww.nairaland.com/attachments/2632118_allahuaakbaar555ae9c5f0606_jpeg6e55f774695ba9cad486ff6ceb4a92bb
Forum GamesRe: Photo: Would You Pick Up The Key And Own The Range Rover? by simdam500(m): 1:02pm On Jul 15, 2015
Godskidmidas: Just pick the keys so that they'll use the range rover to carry your dead body.
misspicy: Op where the range roverhuh...that key is not difficult to pick na but I need to see the range rover first. grin
agoadiv: Chisosssss let my miracle come this way


I'll use de snake to celebrate the car
gabazin080: I will rather continue with my leg rover than die because of range Rover
Mprex: over my dead body embarassed
These set of people are rib cracker grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Top Five Hit Songs Not Written By Artistes Who Sang Them by simdam500(m): 12:56pm On Jul 15, 2015
That is why we have different between "Talent" and "Gift"
PoliticsRe: Lets Settle Our Differences, Igbo Group Tells Lagosians by simdam500(m): 12:41pm On Jul 15, 2015
It was fun reading through.... grin

This thread should be thrashed in the joke section
PoliticsRe: Lets Settle Our Differences, Igbo Group Tells Lagosians by simdam500(m): 12:15pm On Jul 15, 2015
Balkan: [size=16pt]I did not see where Igbos are begging in this post.
Op is mischievous. Title is wrong.

Imagine an Igbo man begging Yoruba Man.
Op Please stop that insault.
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The more reason you couldn't spell insult undecided

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