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 Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by simdam500(m): 5:50pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
gregzone: If u support Boko haram press 'like' :- 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by simdam500(m): 1:13pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Umartins1: I don't even have interest in anything again. The form is taking too long to be released.Any idea on how to solve this prob. Three consecutive positive integers k, l and m are such that l2=3(k+m). Find the value of m. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:37pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Kurupt01: Hehehhe yeah I remember that scene , Penny was like am not really into Pharmaceutical and Dan was like am only doing it because Brunnedeth asked me to(the man was terrified )  Even Leonard... when Raj conducted a search game and it was Bernadette and Leonard on the same team...  Leonard was forced to speak that he has asthma |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:20pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
Kurupt01: All time favourite Dr. Sheldon Cooper, love penny, Howard with his hit linesHer squeaky little voice make everyone terrified of her... Even Dan ( the man that interviewed penny for for the pharmaceutical job... lol.. Howard at times get scared |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 12:09pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
chrisgurl: I totally agree with you. But I want the writers to explore sheldon coopers emotional side. Let's see beneath sheldons robotic character..amy dserves it at least..The end of season 8 showed how changed Leonard had affected him positively about relationships, in fact the gut he summon to get him a ring in the first place (I don't know where and how he found such gut).... part of my brain at times tells me it a dream or some kind of hallucination... But if it real then, season 9 will be mostly focused on him and whatever thought he has about coîtûs (in his word) and the norms of romance... And since the movie is renewed for two more seasons, isn't it time Bernadette get pregnant? (my thoughts tho) abi the Jewish guy no go born? |
| Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Visits Fashola In His Lagos Home (Photos) by simdam500(m): 11:04pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
The visiting is to learn from a mentor... Fashola my main man |
| Politics › Re: Girl, Hauwa, Delivers Her Letter To Buhari Which She Failed To Deliver To GEJ by simdam500(m): 10:57pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
If he can't read it, atleast it can be read into his hearing  Cute |
| Politics › Re: About Aso Rock Presidential Villa History And Pictures by simdam500(m): 10:43pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
https://thenetng.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/President-Goodluck-Jonathans-office.jpg I love this pix... there's more to it than Gej just sitting... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: About Aso Rock Presidential Villa History And Pictures by simdam500(m): 10:40pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
braimeddy: NiceAlready   |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 9:34pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
chrisgurl: amy n sheldon living together? Hell no! Bad idea...lolzBut they look good together, am very sure the writer had a very hard time finding a character (Amy) for Sheldon. Infact they probably might not have a plan for Sheldon dating from the start. |
| Education › Re: If You Can Solve These Math Problems, You Are One Of The World's Smartest by simdam500(m): 6:57pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Dollyak #thumbs-up 1 Like |
| Education › Re: If You Can Solve These Math Problems, You Are One Of The World's Smartest by simdam500(m): 6:55pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
catalanscrew: This is the answer......................... |
| Education › Re: If You Can Solve These Math Problems, You Are One Of The World's Smartest by simdam500(m): 6:53pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
ideatoprince18: pls giv it to Buhari....shebi he said he can solve all our problem u don high ooo |
| Education › Re: If You Can Solve These Math Problems, You Are One Of The World's Smartest by simdam500(m): 6:42pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
writetopoker: as I see dis maths my mind come fly, but I catch am bck, op u wan make I craze abi?Lol... thank God say you catch am before person see am, think say na meat |
| Education › Re: Why Nigerian Graduates Are Unemployable by simdam500(m): 6:29pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Great point, both employees and the employer was treated fairly... Good |
| Politics › Re: Etcetera: Wake Up President Buhari by simdam500(m): 5:47pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
This thread reeks of haters... Violence isn't everything... |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 2:47pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Onemansquad:Lol.... I think yes... I created the thread to inspire her... you are the guy, she's the babe... Infact am modifying... * kidding * |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 2:35pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
adeh39: *splashes water on his face*........Oms wake up from your dreamOnemansquad Is no longer dreaming ooo, in fact I guess he has time traveled to the future... Water won't bring him back, try hot coal |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 2:31pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
prettythicksme: It happening already or are u living in pluto?Earth... Infact most civilized country Nigeria  |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 2:03pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
adeh39: HeeeheheWell as u can see, the bloodline of Joseph the dreamer full this thread |
| Politics › Re: Buhari To Nigerians: Get Ready To Patronise “made In Nigeria” Products by simdam500(m): 1:59pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
"Made in Nigeria" I intentionally change the font to see how beautiful it will look like... Maybe I should try edwardian script |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:54pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Onemansquad: The highest that she can do is to give u a very big green light the one adeh39 use to give meU sure ... is it as bright as a traffic green light? |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:53pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
jamex93: LwkmdGood to know but I meant which country are u from, that they've legalize same sex marriage |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:51pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Ivyluvie2: Eeeeww!that shakara stuff and blushing no fit guys,too sissy for guys......a time like that;will never come...lailaiLailai |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:44pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
jamex93:@bolded which country are u from? Lol I'm from the bloodline of Joseph |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:32pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
octopusfreaky: it happening but with body language not verbally... |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:30pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
PrinceZahzah: And who says it doesn't happen?And are u the witness? |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:29pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
onosprince: Yes oh |
| Crime › Re: Gunmen Invade Enugu Community, Kill Monarch, Three Others by simdam500(m): 1:28pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
This country sef don tire me. I go school - Cultism I no go school - Illiteracy I write jamb - Boko haram I go university. - Strike I travel by air - Plane crash I travel by sea - Militant I travel by road - Accident I enter bus for b/stop - {GBOOAA!} bomb blast I go bank - Armed robbers I go relax outside - Kidnappers I vex use leg waka go village - Witch craft I dey house - No work I go work - Low salary I wan marry - No money I wan sleep with my gf - HIV Make i shake person - Ebola Person no safe for this country at all. But despite this fact, u are alive and reading this post now. Just Like and say "Thank You God" 34 Likes 5 Shares |
| Politics › Re: We Were Paid N2,500 To Bomb Yola Barracks – Arrested Kids by simdam500(m): 1:24pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Nigerians and the country Nigeria... How we got here is always amusing... |
| Romance › Re: Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:21pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
onosprince: Wake upDream abi? |
| Romance › Conversation: Will There Ever Be A Time Like This? by simdam500(op): 1:18pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
GIRL: Hi handsome. BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes) GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm dude. Just spare me a few minutes of your time. BOY: say what you have to and leave immediately. GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass here everyday and i feel attracted to you. BOY: only that? GIRL: I think you are hydrogen cause whenever I see you my heart beats with a pop sound. BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery. GIRL: I'm damn serious. Can't you see that am not sobber and am staggering? That simply proves that am drunk in love with you. BOY: (smiling) go straight to The point, can't you see am busy? (drawing patterns on The ground using his feet) GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured The territory of my heart. Please give me a chance to invest in your heart business and you will see The profits through my love for you. BOY: You girls are just the same. You Just want to use me then dump me heartlessly. GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show you true love that can never even be witnessed in the Soap Operas. BOY: Kkk let me think about it then I will reply you later. GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time as you want. Whatever your decision is, I will respect it but please say Yes. " Will there ever be a beautiful time like this? where girls will do the 'toasting' and we The guys do the 'blushing'? Lol................. Happy weekend |
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