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Religion / Re: Behold Primate Elijah Ayodele, The Most Consistent Prophet Of The 21st Century by SimDan95(m): 9:19pm On Dec 04, 2019 |
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Sports / Re: JUST IN!!! Anthony Joshua Meets Ruiz, Sees Belts Before Rematch(photos) by SimDan95(m): 8:37pm On Dec 04, 2019 |
I really dunno what the outcome of this rematch would produce, it's some how shady. But as a true Nigerian i give my support to josh. My little advice I would render to him is to avoid Florence pucci for the mean time, pucci has great power of distraction and I believe no one would have a taste of Florence honey pot and remain d same. Take note josh. *drops blunt* 1 Like 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: See Nigerians Reaction As Ex-bbnaija Housemate Diane Kisses Iyanya by SimDan95(m): 8:27pm On Dec 04, 2019 |
Sometimes I'm just fed up of Nigerian youths, two people kissing is now a reason for u to deliberate on, that's total crap I mean BullSh*t. We got things to focus on but y'all keep shoving this bbn sh*t into our f*cking faces. I'm just fed up of y'all. *hits blunt* 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Addresses His Rape Joke And The EU Ambassadorial Controversy by SimDan95(m): 10:39am On Dec 03, 2019 |
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Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Addresses His Rape Joke And The EU Ambassadorial Controversy by SimDan95(m): 10:38am On Dec 03, 2019 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 30th November 2019 by SimDan95(m): 6:18pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
pls show chelshit fans love this moment they are going through a lot 2 Likes 1 Share
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 30th November 2019 by SimDan95(m): 5:49pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
I am not surprised, normal thing from a useless club. lampard and chelshit fans right now
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 30th November 2019 by SimDan95(m): 5:46pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
if u carry chelshit or over 2.5 sorry is ur name
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (0 - 1) On 30th November 2019 by SimDan95(m): 5:44pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
chelshit fans right now
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Politics / Re: World Bank Ranks Akwa Ibom As Best Performing State In South South by SimDan95(m): 9:21am On Nov 30, 2019 |
Yahman1: u go tell me wetin concern u |
Politics / Re: World Bank Ranks Akwa Ibom As Best Performing State In South South by SimDan95(m): 9:18am On Nov 30, 2019 |
NigeriaIsDoomed:u mean u useless bitchy mother got impregnated by a mad man?? awwwwwww I'm so sorry EWU
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Politics / Re: World Bank Ranks Akwa Ibom As Best Performing State In South South by SimDan95(m): 9:17am On Nov 30, 2019 |
NigeriaIsDoomed: u mean u useless bitchy mother got impregnated by a mad man?? awwwwwww I'm so sorry EWU
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Politics / Re: Return All Our Stolen Artifacts - Lai Mohammed Warns Foreign Nations by SimDan95(m): 9:15am On Nov 30, 2019 |
CaesarDon: if u took only 2 minutes of ur lazy timeto ponder over my words u would take the point outta it. |
Politics / Re: UK Court Okays Fg’s Plea On P&id’s $9.6 Claim by SimDan95(m): 7:48pm On Nov 29, 2019 |
jahsharon:stupidity made you leave the actual point my comment portrayed and u now ended up ranting rubbish. When u grow up from ur bigotry u can then quote me reasonably.
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Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Shiloh 2019 Thread: Everything You Need To Know by SimDan95(m): 10:51am On Nov 29, 2019 |
come all ye sinners, our slay Queens would be present, Yahoo boys present. Seriously I don't know what's wrong with Africans and their search for miracles from so called men of God. They tend to forget that faith is enough to make u ask even in the privacy of ur room and God would listen to ur plea and cry for help. That's why the church business is blooming in Nigeria, I'm also thinking of investing in it. 12 Likes
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Politics / Re: Return All Our Stolen Artifacts - Lai Mohammed Warns Foreign Nations by SimDan95(m): 10:35am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Siralgebra04: Minions coming after my comment like it's the cause of their anguish, hold up I've got the perfect solution. please come closer, make I reason u 1 Like
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Politics / Re: UK Court Okays Fg’s Plea On P&id’s $9.6 Claim by SimDan95(m): 10:09am On Nov 29, 2019 |
if the FG put the same effort they put in this P&I'd's matter in solving Nigerias problems, we won't be where we are today. Look at them scrambling and rushing to court fighting bloody, investigating vigorously. Just watching all these u would know that they have only the urge to take care of their pockets, while zombies and fellow Nigerians languish in poverty. I still stand by my word that I believe Jah would help me financially and I'll leave this HELLHOLE while zombies would gnash their teeth in regrets.
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Celebrities / Re: Winniefred Nwoko: My Eyes, Boobs Get Me The Most Attention by SimDan95(m): 10:08am On Nov 29, 2019 |
splendid22: They'll all say the same thing, God fearing bla bla bla. the truth is that u are as useless as p in psychology if u ain't rich, according to their point if view. But they won't come out plain to say so always hiding behind God fearing. And please drop the crap about u saying u didn't go into acting cos of the money, that's becoming stale. You did it for passion yen yen yen.......................... do u think we are that gullible?? Actresses indeed. 116 Likes 8 Shares
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerians Are Free To Come Into South Africa- South African Minister Of Tourism by SimDan95(m): 9:42am On Nov 29, 2019 |
now I truly believe that these people are a deluded bunch. U killed other Nationals,set them of fire, gut them while ur commander in chief stood idly by and watched the act unfolding in 3D. Now they are extending their withered and scrawny hands offering more an opportunity to come over so that the process would start all over again. Well all I'll say to u guys is GO FVCK URSELF
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Politics / Re: Return All Our Stolen Artifacts - Lai Mohammed Warns Foreign Nations by SimDan95(m): 9:29am On Nov 29, 2019 |
why do I find it hard to read whatever this dumb man has to say?? artifacts that u and ur cohorts won't preserve, u won't create institutions to take care and maintain these things. Then the white men came to plunder and steal it they preserved it and u are here crying foul, such a retarded lot. Imagine them scraping history from our educational system, they forgot that people who can't trace their background, know thier origin, know their historical fact are as good as dead. Well that's the way they keep us under their feet, they deprive us of knowledge, especially knowledge of who we are and how strong we are. I'M TIRED OF THIS HELLHOLE. 63 Likes 6 Shares
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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Presents A Cheque Of 1M To South Africa Returnee Who Is A Widow by SimDan95(m): 6:44pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
audio giveaway, once behind the cam now she go collect am give her 500k instead. Anyone who believes that this present govt would be reaching out to the returnees can also believe Donald Trump is from Congo. Same govt that came out to say they was no xenophobic act carried on Nigerians despite the numerous videos circulating online then. Worst part still their zombie minions came out to support them, truly some of Nigeria problem lies with the masses and youth 16 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: World Bank Ranks Akwa Ibom As Best Performing State In South South by SimDan95(m): 6:26pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
Good though I've never been to akwa ibom, but I can relate to at least one thing that makes the state lovely. Grace can make an impotent man rock an erection as hard as a 2ft thick in girth iron rod. her nyansh is as soft as silk, when she walks it jiggles as if it's filled with liquid contents I call it water nyansh. Her bo*B's is as round as ur imagination paints it her nip*les point north to only God knows where. When she Fu*ks me it's like I'm receiving my heavenly reward, her glory hole is my comfort in the rainy days, it wraps around my drilling machine and hold onto me like it's the last time. Doggy with her is unexplainable, watching her butt slap my thighs while it swallows my co*k is a sight never to be forgotten. O grace!!! how much I miss you, grace is an akwa ibomite.
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Politics / Re: Fayose’s N6.9 Billion Fraud Trial Stalled By Absence Of Trial Judge by SimDan95(m): 6:20pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
about #7 bn for one person!!! although I won't pronounce him guilty until proven so. It's just that I'll start considering this so-called corruption fight somehow credible when the likes of oshiomole, baba bullion van, akpabio, and their cohorts are been prosecuted but for now it's still a witch Hunt. 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Pets / Re: Nigerians React As A Man Disconnects Two Tortoise Enjoying Themselves [Video] by SimDan95(m): 6:02pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
local man is astonished, this is what we call small body big engine. Imagine the female collecting something this big without stressing the guy with buy me this buy me that. small toast wey u toast naija babe u don automatically become ATM, even without reaching promised Land.
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Celebrities / Re: Black Face Apologises To 2baba by SimDan95(m): 5:47pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
upon all the initial gra gra, a wise man once said “do not start what u can't finish, cos you'll end up running home with ur tail in between ur legs”. BTW I'm waiting for the zombie terrorist above me to comment, cos I know nothing good can come out from their mouth. if u think I'm lying check his siggy. *modified* what did I tell y'all it's always about their zombie Lord, and chief in lifelessness.
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Politics / Re: Buhari Presents Gift To The Outgoing Cuba Ambassador To Nigeria And His Wife by SimDan95(m): 5:36pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
u go think say nah better person as him dey for that pix, but only sane people would know that Tyranny, bigotry, corruption, lifelessness, incompetence, hypocrisy,are all bundled in that picture. Watch how his minions attack me for saying the truth now, one would even come telling us how incompetence is his darling daddy. quote me unreasonably, and see what'll happen next
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Technology Market / Re: Instagram Is Currently Down Worldwide by SimDan95(m): 5:24pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
I wonder what would happen if one day we woke up to find out that all this attention garnering apps ain't functioning, what would the likes of Toto di ike, Bob and recognition hungry lads do?? Our so called slay Queens and feminist would actually die from loneliness and depression cos most of them have about zero to none communication and socializing skill. Well thanks once again to Mark nsuka bread for boosting their low self esteem and playing a huge role in advertising their disguised product.
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Politics / Re: Johnson Racial Stereotyping Of Nigerians! by SimDan95(m): 5:19pm On Nov 28, 2019 |
this controversial dumb a$$, wasn't he d one who accused GEJ of corruption and some sort of scandal just because he didn't accept LGBT sh*t. Ain't surprised though,they are a lotta racial dingbats holding political positions in the west
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