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Politics / Re: "The Day It Rained Private Jets In Maiduguri" - Reno Omokri by SimDan95(m): 6:41pm On Jan 05, 2020 |
[b]God bless u Reno for always saying the truth despite the criticism u come under in the hands of stupid, gullible, irrational animals in human guise who'll still bash u under this post . For a fact I'm tired of this HELLHOLE and if u re reading these with hope that this country will be better u are nothing but a big fool, the earlier u accept the fact the better. Imagine extreme amount of money goes missing and nobody is lifting a finger or wondering how the sudden disappearance of those huge sums, but you'll rather rush online to support those putting u and ur generations in shackles. My daily prayers now is for God to open an avenue to escape the suffering this containment offers us ( we that are deprived of higher education due to lack of finance, and we without people who fly private jets). And if u are lucky to enough to be blessed in this limbo thank ur stars and help ur brothers Dead meat seller if u dare avoid this thread may all the suffering ur pay lords heap on the masses overwhelm you. while I know it minions will attack the messenger and ignore the message I'll gladly stay here and view their stupidity and bigotry.[/b] *spits* *chaos* 123 Likes 5 Shares
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Romance / Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by SimDan95(m): 10:40am On Jan 01, 2020 |
funmisticqueen: Nah ur type dey push their husband (if u have one) to commit crime or Worse still do extreme things when the rose ain't blooming anymore. Such a pathetic lowlife, whatever happened to being supportive when the going gets tough knowing the man ain't a lazy ass. U just defined urself and ur contemporaries in few words “ A CANCEROUS LEACH” highly toxic to everyone. *spits* 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by SimDan95(m): 2:42am On Jan 01, 2020 |
ItooWorWor: yeah,. I hear that a lot |
Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by SimDan95(m): 2:28am On Jan 01, 2020 |
ItooWorWor:what's funny?? |
Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by SimDan95(m): 2:17am On Jan 01, 2020 |
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Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by SimDan95(m): 2:09am On Jan 01, 2020 |
SameerAhmad:NO!! but why did u ask?? I'm curious |
Romance / Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by SimDan95(m): 1:59am On Jan 01, 2020 |
I probably came late 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Anxiety In Ondo Community Over Forceful Occupation By Fulani Herdsmen by SimDan95(m): 6:25pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
Adaibeku: the saddening part is that they can't differentiate between holding your elders accountable for their misdeeds and outright disrespect. This is the 21st century for crying out loud, how can u claim to be civilized and still wallow in hypocrisy like I said Peace be unto them 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Obaseki Reacts As Interpol Arrest Osazee Osemwengie Ero For Money Laundering by SimDan95(m): 6:05pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
I commend Interpol for the job well done, look at how they've been trying to cover the shit up but they forgot that the truth can't be hidden for long. Gov obaseki quickly disown the guy sharp sharp. I'm quite sure had the laundering act gonna smoothly they would have been smiling to the bank together truly success has many friends. In the wake of it all the point been taken home stands Nigeria is a cursed nation with cursed politician and cursed dumb youths who'd rather die for those putting them In bondage than speak out for their rights been violated. *spits* 57 Likes 6 Shares
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Politics / Re: Hate Speech Bill: Nobody Fronting For Me At NASS – Lai Mohammed by SimDan95(m): 5:51pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
What else could you have said?? even if caught red handed you would still deny the fact it's your nature, that's why it in grind with ur name LAI(LIE) MOHAMMED (MOHAMAD) In likewise no weapon of cabality and buharism fashioned against our beloved social media shall prosper. we are fed up of having to deal with you self serving cunts. I won't be surprised if zombies come after me cos of this blatant truth. waiting for the carcass meat seller ill reasoned comment as usual.
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Politics / Re: Anxiety In Ondo Community Over Forceful Occupation By Fulani Herdsmen by SimDan95(m): 5:38pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
It's no surprise that the monarchs and rulers of the south west would rather sell their own peoples safety for peanuts as long as their family and relatives won't be affected, while their irate youth would lick the butt of the aforementioned leaders to have a token from that peanut while they suffer in silence. It's truly a pity. I ain't a tribalistic but trust me I'm gonna say the truth no matter how vile it is. The well reasoned ones among them should be swift to put statutory precautions in place to avoid wailing in the nearest future. Peace be unto them. 3 Likes
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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Critics Making Nigeria’s Debt Looks Big—Lai Mohammed by SimDan95(m): 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: Please I Need A Candid Advice On How To Go About A Lady I Met At My Place O Work by SimDan95(m): 5:17pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
what actual advice for u need from us?? cos I seriously can't understand the motive behind ur actions. U don't want to sleep with her but u take care of her financially ( Mr financial helper), the girl got Hot and since u ain't gonna give her the d*ck she sought help outside, Now u are angry. So u actually thought u could contain and curtail her sexual drive just because u her her financial messiah?? Grow up man and handle that coochie you've been dodging in the guise of being responsible I don't know the breed of weak men we encounter these days, pls pass her over here if u can't handle a wild cougar like her I'll be glad to tame her. 12 Likes
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Crime / Re: Boss Rapes His 21-year-old Virgin Sales Girl (graphic Photos) by SimDan95(m): 4:58pm On Dec 20, 2019 |
It's a shameful act (if it's true) of the accused. I mean how do they do it how do u rock a solid erection to the extent of penetrating a brand new kpekus. Even if konji no let u rest why not use ur God given hands to please urself. There's unbound joy when you apply Vaseline on ur hands and grab ur pendulum stroking it back and forth, enjoying the Bliss while u send urself to the imaginary VALHALLA dinning with Odin. My verdict goes forth Hang him by his balls till his nuts pop outta his his sacks which should be fed to rodents. Then throw home in jail while murderous perverted inmates fill his butthole with enough cum to drown the Titanic. COURT!!! Arise. Haters I made FTC shout out to the carcass meat seller 127 Likes 8 Shares
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Crime / Re: 17-yr-old Girl Arrested Over The Unsuccessful Theft Of A $2m Private Plane by SimDan95(m): 4:49pm On Dec 20, 2019 |
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Crime / Re: There Is No For Hope Me... by SimDan95(m): 6:32pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
so saddening to see this, anyway before u do anything take this December to fvck sweet pussy, get a girl to give u anal sex call on Ramotu to blow ur sorrow off from ur di*k. suck pvssy drink beer chop correct food live like u wanna die the next day, then come back and give ur testimony. But in a situation u still decide to end it all please gimme ur valuables like, phone, laptop, some money I really need it. In likewise if u need someone to flex with like a company before u commit suicide call me zero8zero23679137 2 Likes
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NYSC / Re: Twitter User Narrates Her Sister's Frightening NYSC Experience In The North by SimDan95(m): 6:05pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
In fela's voice “basket mouth wan talk again oo, I go open my mouth like basket of.” No be north again the incredulous illitrate, polygamous and fanatic bunch. I'd rather leave her to her concussion than have my hands chopped off, or worse killed because I wan save one northern probably ungrateful girl. ( God forgive me though) And for those plastic kettle wielding sociopathic dumbass called moslems, they should better stop painting their fanatical belief as a religion of piss cos it's sickening. My fellow people if u find urself in an unchangeable situation whereby u have to live in the North for a short while, please and please live like an eunch under curfew. life no get duplicate oo. And in any situation u hear Allah akubar, no wait to know wetin dey happen. They leave terror and dest.ruction in their wake. Kiss the truth. mod I'm just saying the truth to before u knack me ban 3 Likes
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Reacts To Impeachment: They Are Not After Me, They Are After You by SimDan95(m): 5:39pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
HacheNoire:yeah i will, but I see ur Wailing is beyond comprehension |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Reacts To Impeachment: They Are Not After Me, They Are After You by SimDan95(m): 5:33pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
maasoap: better to say the truth and face the consequences, than keep quiet and continue with sycophancy |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Reacts To Impeachment: They Are Not After Me, They Are After You by SimDan95(m): 5:31pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
HacheNoire:and I see what the tyrant u are supporting is doing to ur country. |
Health / Re: I Am Dying Of A Chronic Pile by SimDan95(m): 12:49pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
[s] Sluacoast:[/s] nah u Sabi, abeg no carry ur fustration come near me |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Reacts To Impeachment: They Are Not After Me, They Are After You by SimDan95(m): 8:53am On Dec 19, 2019 |
you just gotta like this man, I mean he's got vibe and he ain't scared of bull crap. We all know including the damn Democrats that the impeachment charade is balderdash. The Senate would toss the article far off into limbo before It gets to their desks. But I'm wondering why BMC's are joyous over this impeachment sham or could it be because....................... he said the blatant truth. LOL 300 Likes 27 Shares
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Sports / Re: Breaking News: Mikel Arteta Is Arsenal’s New Head Coach by SimDan95(m): 9:15pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
local man is pleased
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Politics / Re: Falana Warns Buhari Against Allotting Oil Blocs To Individuals by SimDan95(m): 8:55pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
The tyrant dictator and his cohorts believe that since there are in power Nigeria and her resources belongs to them and their Islamic counterparts, if u think I'm lying ask this zombie [s] SarkinYarki: This fake activist knows what he is doing ..this is how they make their money with fake activism [/s] Cos I dunno why any sane person would rather divert from the topic at hand and rather attack the messenger he clearly is in no league wit, That's to show you how BMC's reason. Lemme perch here and wait for that carcass meat sellers usual I'll reasoned comment. 51 Likes 8 Shares
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Politics / Re: President Buhari Appoints Sarki Auwalu As Director, DPR by SimDan95(m): 8:40pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
wait first oo, experienced name checkers help me check this name Mr Sarki Auwalucos according to my discernment another top position has gone to the north while BMCs are languishing in poverty. SMH well as my fellow nairalanders says APC= power from the north of the north and for the north Next level ti set Someone should please tag the vulture meat seller, they must have sense by force. 248 Likes 13 Shares
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Politics / Re: Afenifere: Why SouthWest Governors Are Scared Of Taking Actions Against Herdsmen by SimDan95(m): 8:31pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
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Crime / Re: EFCC Makes A Major Breakthrough In Corruption Fight Today, December 18, 2019 by SimDan95(m): 6:37pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
Abegi make we hear, all these audio money with nothing to show for it. You guys keep beating around the bush while the forest looms in front of you. Go after the likes of amechi, tinubu,rochas,. gandollar, diezani, oshiomole, hell rufai, and their cohorts then we'll start believing you. So for now I'd rather call these charade a witch Hunt.
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Business / Re: FIRS Gives 7-day Notice To Tax Defaulters by SimDan95(m): 6:21pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
Ok we've heard the instructions. Nah now next level, start even those without jobs due to this draconian regime will be taxed heavily. The main Crux of it all Is that tax payers money will be spent gallivanting round the globe and feeding his family and extended ones with foreign foods. He'll play god over the lives of his zombies and they'll surely gnash their teeth when the time is ripe, u deny graduates of jobs and clamp down on small scale business starters extorting them of their little means while the burukutu guzzling old douchebag and his cohorts siphons the nation's wealth for themselves. Don't even think of complaining cos they'll come after you with the daura secret service, and Fulani herdsmen and iswap while uniformed personnel violates ordinary citizens their children are been treated as Cinderella's and Romeo's. BMC no be work. *tueh*
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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Donald Trump Has Been Impeached!! by SimDan95(m): 6:12pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
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Celebrities / Re: An Angry Fan Replied Cubana Chief Priest, Saying He’s A Ritualist (photo) by SimDan95(m): 5:58pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
There's hunger in the land and the people in power are fustrating us, what these celebrities dunno is that not everyone celebrates success, while others tap into the blessings some would rather gnash in hate and envy, that's life. But I don't see how these news is relevant to we local men. OP come closer I wanna tell u something. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Senate confirms AMCON, FIRS Board members by SimDan95(m): 5:43pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
Did u actually think they'd reject him?? come on they're actually called rubber stamp for a reason. Hmm in olamide baddo's voice “north ti take over." BMC's might actually tag me for hate speech you know they hate the truth like that carcass seller. *spits* *drops pen* 11 Likes
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