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Politics / Re: #freesowore: DSS Operatives Manhandles Guardian Journalist [photos] by SimDan95(m): 2:24pm On Nov 12, 2019
what else do u expect from a failed govt, but sincerely the problem ain't always with the leaders, it also comes from us, because we allow this hypocrisy to reign while we suffer in silence.

It irks me how some of our youths still support this failed system,and we act like we don't care, while we shout TACHA or LAMBO for good three months nonstop. Why won't sars, efcc, dss manhandle us when we can't stand for each other, we bocome so good I. tribalism,betrayal and asslicking especially we the south.
come to think of it how many times have u heard of soilders or police or sars harassing any northerner, but. we are good at complaining the most.

until we stand for each other and do what the govt has neglected to do for us there can't be a better Nigeria.
my 2cents
FTC
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 2:09pm On Nov 12, 2019
I've got a lot of em, but mine was real it happened wen my mum died year 2009 I was in ss1 then, the trauma affected my a lot and I ended up been sick most times.

so I would be at home alone in my sick bed at night and my siblings would be outside playing, suddenly kitchen utensils would start dropping on the floor,the pots covers would open and close plates and spoons clatter, water running and so many commotions would be going on in the kitchen. I would be scared shitless outaa my mind then I would hear footsteps walking around the corridor and passages and also incoherent mumblings.

At one point in the night we were all in and suddenly the door to my room I shared with my lil bro just opened as if someone pushed it, mind u this door can't be pushed by wind cos the hinges are kinda old and stiff, I suddenly felt cold and weak with dis feeling that someone was standing right in the room with us and looking at me.

Gosh some crazy moments
anyway FTC
frontpage material mod do ur work

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Politics / Re: Otedola, Dangote, Osinbajo, Oshiomhole, Sanwo-Olu, Abiodun, Zulum In One Picture by SimDan95(m): 2:01pm On Nov 12, 2019
DEROX:
SEE NO FLAT HEAD INVITED OR ELSE ---- grin
and u just had to be stupid

Politics / Re: Reps Reject VAT 7.5% Increment, Warn FG by SimDan95(m): 12:29pm On Nov 12, 2019
dre11:





It is a consumption tax and 80 per cent of it should be domiciled in the place of consumption and 20 per cent should be remitted to the federal purse to be shared. The 80 per cent should remain in their state of origin so that those who want to take beer and pay VAT on it should use the proceeds to develop their states. Those who have banned beer , cigarette and every other things should not benefit from the proceeds of VAT.



this is what we should be after, u want to implement VAT on goods banned in some states but want the proceeds to be shared there.
can't u see that the northerners are truly senseless and greedy.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Kogi Deputy Governor, Elder Simon Achuba Thrown Out Of Government by SimDan95(m): 11:29am On Oct 19, 2019
They don't give baba quit notice for speaking the truth, that's bubu's govt for u, voice out and u are gone. Kogi people should better wise up a stich in time save nine.

Celebrities / Re: Law Student! Cross River Gov. Ayade Seen Attending Lecture In A 20-car Convoy. by SimDan95(m): 11:28am On Oct 19, 2019
all for the cam

Politics / Re: Breaking News: Kogi Deputy Governors House Locked Down By Fierce Armed Policemen by SimDan95(m): 11:20am On Oct 19, 2019
Kogites are in for a big one cos one thing is clear, they have a thug and a fantastically corrupt person as governor. that's why the plot thickens btw governor and deputy.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu To Address Biafrans As Another Fire Engulf Igbo Businesses In Spain by SimDan95(m): 11:19am On Oct 19, 2019
watch how suicide bombers and children of terrorist masturbate on this post
Politics / Re: The Fear Of Buhari Sent You On Self-exile, Buhari's Aide Knocks Omokri by SimDan95(m): 11:07am On Oct 19, 2019
Everyone knows buhari is a tyrant, dictator, and a terrorist unlike the former president. if u doubt ask sowore.
so why should Reno subject himself to a condition whereby people would have to beg buhari to obey the court decision in freeing him like zakzaky if he gets kidnapped by dss. Even the Bible says a wise man sees danger and averts it.
That's the kind of leader people like the dead meat seller voted for, wat a shame

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Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Ask Model Mr Ghen Ghen To Provide His 6-month Salary Statement by SimDan95(m): 11:02am On Oct 19, 2019
lol I was asked by a DPO how much I earned monthly minus my expenses, he now asked it the money is enough to sustain me. That's naija police for you they idolize the criminals and terrorise the innocent.
Next level saga

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke In Massive Cleavage-Baring Skimpy Gown by SimDan95(m): 4:08pm On Oct 12, 2019
the ororo applied alone can fry one basket of plantain.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Keeps Mum After Meeting With Buhari by SimDan95(m): 4:05pm On Oct 10, 2019
see space Booker's above me

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Romance / Re: What I Have Heard Ladies Said by SimDan95(m): 10:33pm On Oct 05, 2019
lemme book space

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Romance / Re: [NEWEST] Boys, Males, Guys, Men Let's Talk - MISEDUCATION by SimDan95(m): 9:08pm On Oct 05, 2019
Martinez39:
This is thread is similar to the situation where your neighbour knocks at your door at midnight and says it's urgent. You reluctantly wake up from your sweet sleep and open the door only for him to say "remember that the name of our country is Nigeria and we have 36 states. Good night". grin

Confusion it is.
lol I like ur imaginary mind perfect description

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Romance / Re: [NEWEST] Boys, Males, Guys, Men Let's Talk - MISEDUCATION by SimDan95(m): 7:01pm On Oct 05, 2019
so what do u want us to say now?? cos amu confused.

Romance / Re: Resolved To Use MAGU On My Gf by SimDan95(m): 6:09pm On Oct 05, 2019
u no well at all

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Politics / Re: “You Lied!” – Jonathan Replies David Cameron Over Chibok Girls by SimDan95(m): 5:20pm On Oct 05, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:
Ok

grin grin They are just coming out of WhatsApp group meeting presided over Reno Omockery....

They were unleashed to go to the internet and defend the most Useless, Moroni and Corrupt person to have governed the country....

It shall never be well with Jonathan Goatluck....
lesbian u are sighted, 14 years awaits you

Celebrities / Re: 5 Messiest Label Exits In Nigeria by SimDan95(m): 10:16am On Sep 30, 2019
lyta and ybnl nko??

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Celebrities / Re: Reginal Daniels Takes A Selfie With Her Iphone 11 Pro Max by SimDan95(m): 2:25pm On Sep 27, 2019
and how does dis change d fact that ramotu is not coming to gimme kpekus tonight

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Romance / Re: Catch my fiancee exposing our stuff to her ex by SimDan95(m): 1:49pm On Sep 27, 2019
paulsir:
Did you type all those words with gun on your head or knife on your throat?
LWKMD I'm rolling on the floor laughing

Politics / Re: Amosun, Suswan, Abaribe, Yayi and Other Oppose Border Closure by SimDan95(m): 8:20pm On Sep 26, 2019
GavelSlam:

Why did you repeat yourself?
my phone has a mind of its own
Politics / Re: Amosun, Suswan, Abaribe, Yayi and Other Oppose Border Closure by SimDan95(m): 5:48pm On Sep 26, 2019
GavelSlam:

The voices in your head appear real.
I know d difference between imaginary and reality

Politics / Re: Amosun, Suswan, Abaribe, Yayi and Other Oppose Border Closure by SimDan95(m): 5:48pm On Sep 26, 2019
GavelSlam:

The voices in your head appear real.
I know if difference between imaginary and reality

Crime / Re: Police Officer Dismissed For Hiding Stolen Cow In Abuja. PHOTOS by SimDan95(m): 4:49pm On Sep 26, 2019
he had to guts to kidnap buharis brother

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Politics / Re: Amosun, Suswan, Abaribe, Yayi and Other Oppose Border Closure by SimDan95(m): 4:43pm On Sep 26, 2019
GavelSlam:

I know what I did with yours.
grin
was that why URS was screaming my name

Romance / Re: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by SimDan95(m): 11:27am On Sep 26, 2019
hmmmmmm they are so many that I lost count, buy one I remembered vividly was my elder brother telling me that if I die today he won't even bother mourning me he'll just dig a shallow hole and bury me, just like we buried our mom wen she died.

I was seriously sick and that moment in time and needed help buvhe didn't care he dumped me with my grandma and never wondered how I survived with an old woman.


It's been 4years since I spoke to him last

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Politics / Re: Amosun, Suswan, Abaribe, Yayi and Other Oppose Border Closure by SimDan95(m): 11:00am On Sep 26, 2019
GavelSlam:

You mean your father.
grin
no I mean ur mother

Crime / Re: Hilarious Twitter Rections After EFCC Arrests 6 Yahoo Boys by SimDan95(m): 10:58am On Sep 26, 2019
post=82578219:
Another rubbish from Twitter dumped on Nairaland!

All we see are some senseless tweets.

Crime and Fraudulent activities do not know any ethnic group.

Next thread abegii........
ur brothers in action has been caught, don't worry u go dey alright Las Las

Politics / Re: Amosun, Suswan, Abaribe, Yayi and Other Oppose Border Closure by SimDan95(m): 9:28am On Sep 26, 2019
ednut1:
rice, tomato paste, veg oil, palm oil, frozen chicken fish and turkey, flour, sugar,.
u get time dey mind d mumu

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