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Crime / Re: Former Banker Defrauds 354 Nigerians Of Over N500m by SimDan95(m): 8:43am On Jan 17, 2020
Naira Marleys AM I A YAHOO BOY song comes to mind. Crime no good, crime no good but take a look around you, take a look around ur vicinity, take a look at your country, What is the hope of the common man??


The educated elites are complaining of no work, what is the hope for those non educated non skillful one??


Just pray you won't come across hardship that would make immorality seem moral to you, where you look and with conviction you say to yourself “ All die nah die, I no do crime I die I do crime I die so it's either I get rich it die trying."


Life Sucks at times

Politics / Re: 39 Senators Fail To Sponsor Bill In Six Months (names) by SimDan95(m): 8:24am On Jan 17, 2020
In a country trying to pay credible, hardworking, meager salary to it's citizens some are posing as mannequins while earning millions on a monthly basis.

37 billion for renovating, almost 2 million monthly for hardship allowance, 2 million for December package (which they complained of being meager), and they are still useless as the p in psychology.


We've been making known of our intent for them to cut the cost of governance, but their greedy subconsciousness rares it's head like a 7 headed Hydra ready to devour any with such thoughts.

Meanwhile for the past six months no credible and sensible bill has been passed, apart from approving the tax and budget bill that will definitely see Nigerians groan under the weight of poverty.



For you still thinking this HELLHOLE can be redeemed you are nothing but a big fool blinded by stupidity. Welcome to Africa.


Truly in Jesus words IT'S FINISHED



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As all of us @[color=#006600][/color] have said many times on this forum prior now....

We are still maintaining that........



Will u keep ur dirty trap shut!! U are just incomprehensible, aren't u ashamed of coming here in a daily basis to support nepotism and failure??

I wonder what kind of a person u are outside social media, I'm happy not to have someone as u for a close relative u reek of incompetence.
* SPITS*

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Politics / Re: Two Female Deeper Life Members Fight Publicly Over Man In Lagos by SimDan95(m): 9:11am On Jan 15, 2020
some Women can be so shallow sometimes, imagine them contracting a deal of who gets to fvck the said man for a certain period of time.

So Mrs oluchukwu borrowed chizoba her lover then after tasting the cock chizoba decided not to let go (maka amu ya toruto), so oluchukwus husband found out she's a hoe disguising as a repentant Christian and kicked her sorry ass out.

Depressed and in need of a pendulum to make her juices flow she ran back to the said lover and snatched him back, terminating the contract between she and her friend.

Chizoba got angry and itchy in her southern region then decided to go tokwando style, just imagine the impunity between them anyway who am I to judge. But in this case I will

I Hereby sentence u both to live together with the lover, u both are to cook for him, wash for him, love him and when he's to make love, he'll do it to u both at the same time twosome is welcomed.

COURT!!!

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Investment / Re: Nigerians Recall MMM Horror Tales 3 Years After Collapse by SimDan95(m): 9:04am On Jan 15, 2020
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Politics / Re: Regret? One Huge Mistake That Finished Emeka Ihedioha As Imo Governor by SimDan95(m): 9:02am On Jan 15, 2020
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Politics / Re: IMO Gubernatorial Judgment-a Painful But Legally Correct Verdict by SimDan95(m): 8:41am On Jan 15, 2020
When we congratulate nepotism and bigotry we gradually deny our consience of rational reasoning. Call a spade a spade the act of butt licking is pathetic.


Why I no one asking the million dollar question?? why and how was uzodimma results tampered with?? was it really his?? if truly it's his how credible is inec?? why and how could over 230000 votes accorded to just one person be overlooked when collating??

Use ur fvcking brains then the truth will be glaring to you, the overall issue it that our judiciary is in shambles.

We need more than a miracle to set things right in this country sadly miracles are conceived through hard work, diligence and integrity which this current regime has defiled thoroughly.

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Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Withdraws Case Against Ihedioha’s Election At Supreme Court by SimDan95(m): 8:36pm On Jan 14, 2020
farem:


Do you still need anyone to tell you that you are actually among the fools for eternity?
Fools that believe sheep or octopus predicting world Cup outcomes find it irritating when a fellow man declares anything JUST BECAUSE it is connected to the Church, the Bible or Jesus Christ!


Oh please spare me ur hypocritical brouhaha, u believe in Christ yet u deviate from his teachings. When and where did Jesus dabble into the politics of his time?? speaking of bigotry u guys are just unbelievable, you'd rather go with d doctrine of a fleshly human like you than words of Christ.
Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Withdraws Case Against Ihedioha’s Election At Supreme Court by SimDan95(m): 7:29pm On Jan 14, 2020
anigbajumo:




How market now ....hahahahahah


stop being gullible, say nah God go show am who go win?? how many times did Jesus dabble into politics when he was on Earth?? NONE

That's a clear state of prediction, or he has been tipped off either way he still remains a con man.
Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Withdraws Case Against Ihedioha’s Election At Supreme Court by SimDan95(m): 4:03pm On Jan 14, 2020
meanwhile one fake prophet was somewhere prophesying chaos and blind outcome, to his members. Dripping water on their dehydrated ego to generate money for his gaping pockets.

I spit on Africa's religious lords and fathers, hungry, greedy and bigoted lots.

BTW the NaijaOlosho that booked space above me, please tell how much do u charge for the weekend. my cock has been on the rise for four days.

THANKIU

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Religion / Re: Salvator Mundi (leonardo) :the Most Expensive Painting In The World by SimDan95(m): 8:24am On Jan 12, 2020
Art is truly an awesome inspiring concept, it's in everything we do everywhere we look everything we touch. Beauty of art are less described in words but is rather understood I. discerning and discretion.


$459.3 million dollars for a painting?? even the Mona Lisa will cringe and gape at the enormous amount paid here.

My Father hope u haven't forsaken me.



Lalasticlala

mynd44

informative topics like these should be gracing FP, common I'm tired of reading about actresses this and that please do the needful

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Demands Sex Every Day by SimDan95(m): 8:17am On Jan 12, 2020
Some have food but can not eat, some can eat but have no food. Lord gimme food cos I can eat glory be to thy name.

Oga op wetin another man dey find nahin u dey complain, anyway if u feel tired or weak u can always call on me, why are we our brothers keepers anyway?? I'll love to help.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara: Troops Kill 100 Bandits, Recover Several Items by SimDan95(m): 7:55am On Jan 12, 2020
I'll gladly commend the Troops that made sure they brought an end to those terrorist. Failure to do so would have seen them released to the public after been compensated by the clueless government.

The information officer said the renewed use of force against the bandits followed their refusal to embrace the peace process introduced by Gov. Bello Matawalle of Zamfara about six months ago as well as the recent upsurge of the bandits in the affected area


These bandits likely could be those who were formally brought to book but were set free in the guise of been repentant, I wonder why they hasn't been a ruling condemning terrorist found with arms and blood on their hands to be put to death instantly without negotiations.


The answer is simple, the old hags in charge of this HELLHOLE can't punish their brother, knowing fully well that 80% Fulani and 60% hausas are terrorist and have unleashed terror one way or the other.


Kiss the bitter truth.

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Politics / Re: If Asset Declaration Isn’t Public, What’s Its Point? by SimDan95(m): 7:20am On Jan 12, 2020
I will keep on saying it and shouting from the roof top, nothing I. this administration suprises me anymore.

The fact that onnoghen assets suddenly became public when election campaigns were going on says a lot, the plan was to remove onnoghen by shamelessly plying the “pighting kwarupsion" brouhaha.


Now to think of it who else notice that thread like this one is usually toxic to BMC'S zombies, it goes a long way to tell you that they are full of hypocrisy, bigotry and nepotism.

Dead meat seller arise and defend the dirty butts of ur pay masters it's what u are paid to do. Shit eater

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Romance / Re: Help! My Feelings For Her May Affect My Studies In UK. I'm Emotionally Confused by SimDan95(m): 7:30pm On Jan 11, 2020
Why can't u sit and consider these questions

1. why is she suddenly interested in me??

2. is it that she couldn't get foreign lovers so she decided to make do of available one(that's you)??

3. if eventually I ask her out, can the relationship stand the test of time when someone better comes along??

4. how is the relationship gonna affect me personally, good or bad??


5. what I feel for her is it infatuation of true love.

6. given how she turned me back the previous time an I truly sure she feels the same way for me just as I do for her??

Sit down and answer these questions honestly, don't speculate the obvious but be honest with yourself.

Most girls are good I. masking their true Intentions, she might not truly feel u nut due to the fact that loneliness is playing a toll on her she's willing to make do of any available companion. Meanwhile Mr op is head over heels, grow some balls and curb ur feelings think with ur head not ur heart.


my 2cents

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Celebrities / Re: 5 Female Students That Raped Teacher And Captured It In Ogun State (video by SimDan95(m): 7:28pm On Jan 11, 2020
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Protesters Demand That Khamenei Quit Over Plane Downing: Video On Twitte by SimDan95(m): 7:26pm On Jan 11, 2020
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Crime / Re: Five Female Secondary Students Rape Biology Teacher To Coma In Ogun by SimDan95(m): 2:37pm On Jan 11, 2020
I was going through this thread with my imaginative pictured mind, Although it is a very well sought for fantasy of Everyman to frolick in the throes of pleasure with multiple women ( mine included). But realising that the said teacher was at disadvantage cos he was recovering from an ailment.


At least if they were gonna do the man bad, they could have offered him a fighting chance and come back when he is in good health.


If only I we're called upon to act as his savior in the said act I could have made sure they bow and cower before my ROD, my weapon of mass destruction, My ULTIMATE PENDULUM.


Feminist what says thee?? would you call on same Justice meted on male rapist for those girls?? or would you rather beg to temper Justice with mercy??


Meanwhile if u find my comments insensitive and u feel like calling ur friends together to revenge on me through rape, kindly quote me and I'll send u my location ( for cute girls only). I promise to cry and plead when u are riding me like a rodeo but won't call the cops on you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by SimDan95(m): 7:55pm On Jan 10, 2020
SexytorresE:
shior grin


It will also be an honor of undecerned proportion if u can send me an image of ur perfect dentition “my lady“
Celebrities / Re: Actress Toyin Abraham Shuts Down Herbal Business, Barely 3 Months After Launch by SimDan95(m): 5:58pm On Jan 10, 2020
To actually raise and maintain a well profitable business in Nigeria of today is an Herculean task, if u think I'm lying ask bobrisky. You need to pull some stunts and ride many Cocks to stay in limelight.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Look Beyond Ethnicity, Religion When You Lead Nigeria, Buhari Tells Youth by SimDan95(m): 5:55pm On Jan 10, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Mad Oh!!! Zlatan Show His First Signee To ZANKU Record (photo) by SimDan95(m): 5:53pm On Jan 10, 2020
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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: We'll Hand Over Power To Nigerian Youths by SimDan95(m): 5:51pm On Jan 10, 2020
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by SimDan95(m): 8:11am On Jan 10, 2020
SexytorresE:
come to my room let me show u something for this sensitive comment of urs grin


I'll love to “my lady", kindly direct me to your heavenly abode.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by SimDan95(m): 8:37pm On Jan 09, 2020
WILLuKPquiet:

grin real Niggur got me rolling on the floor.
Truly annoying a times.
explicitly annoying bro.

I visibly cringe when I come across his inventive
Crime / Re: Mob Set A Motorcycle Thief Ablaze Behind Police Station (photos) by SimDan95(m): 8:24pm On Jan 09, 2020
ghettokid1:
Space booker
is it ur space??

Celebrities / Re: Yoruba Men Are Trash - Stefflondon’s Bestie by SimDan95(m): 8:08pm On Jan 09, 2020
Did u think they were called YOURBA DEMONS cos of their endearing non existent qualities??

we've been aware of this since the stone age.

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Crime / Re: Mob Set A Motorcycle Thief Ablaze Behind Police Station (photos) by SimDan95(m): 8:06pm On Jan 09, 2020
In all truth and honesty I condemn crime to
the bone marrow, but I'm not in the position to judge my fellow human when I'm totally oblivious to his reason for indulgence in the said act.



However what I do know is that it was a crime for you to be born in a country that despised you, being neither Noble man nor a dignitary you were denied basic amenities, comfort and protection. The irony of u being incarcerated beside those meant to protect you but will rather turn a blind eye cos their primary obligation is to harass others and extort from them.

I hope u find peace in the afterlife.

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Politics / Re: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by SimDan95(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2020
I had been seriously expecting speculations over these issue. knowing Iran's military personnel and power holders Revere in the fact that terrorism gives them a hard on.

Why else would they hide and refuse to release the black box for further investigation.


This would sound incentive but I'll say it anyway, Head slammers seriously have a penchant for terrorism and chaos, that's why you see most head slammers on NL ranting senselessly, telling Trump to apologise and prophesying destruction.



since they are blinded by religious fanatism, common reasoning override them to consider the fact that the US won't have carried out the act without conviction and evidence.


Watch how they flood here to spill venom as usual[ especially that slug that shouts and calls real niggur real niggur like a potent incantation to ward away stupidity.

spits

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Hit By Deadly Bomb Attack Near Cameroon by SimDan95(m): 7:45pm On Jan 09, 2020
For a country that can't secure her border allowing terrorist to slip in easily like slipping a wet precum coated d|ck into a slimy cum filled cu*nt, I ain't surprised.


while we show our displeasure behind our phones and computers, people are dying in the North. Well that's the change BMC'S bargained for who an I to complain, they might even attack this harmless comment.


BTW it's been confirmed that HEAD SLAMMERS are the world's problems. Right from Iraq to Afghanistan down to Pakistan to our own Nigeria. Deny it all u want u just got to kiss the bitter truth.


All those bellittling Trump should cower in shame and abject dismissal, whereby your own country can't do away with terrorist killing your fellow head slammers and innocent Christians up north in the name of jihad.


May u all rot in tatarus and embrace the bossom of Hades.

spits

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by SimDan95(m): 7:27pm On Jan 09, 2020
I had been seriously expecting speculations over these issue. knowing Iran's military personnel and power holders Revere in the fact that terrorism gives them a hard on.

Why else would they hide and refuse to release the black box for further investigation.


This would sound incentive but I'll say it anyway, Head slammers seriously have a penchant for terrorism and chaos, that's why you see most head slammers on NL ranting senselessly, telling Trump to apologise and prophesying destruction.



since they are blinded by religious fanatism, common reasoning override them to consider the fact that the US won't have carried out the act without conviction and evidence.


Watch how they flood here to spill venom as usual[ especially that slug that shouts and calls real niggur real niggur like a potent incantation to ward away stupidity.

spits

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Business / Re: How can I stop being broke in 2020? by SimDan95(m): 7:56am On Jan 06, 2020
rentAcock:
No offense bro, when I read the part about not having a laptop I thought I could gift you a laptop I have sitting around. But then I decided to check out your previous posts just to make sure you aren't trying to use style to get free stuff online and I noticed you spend most of your time on Nairaland romance and dating sections.
If you are really trying to broaden your skills and increase your online revenue, I swear you will be on fiverr, upwork and several other freelance threads right here on nairaland. If you are really determined, you can find people willing to teach you for free, some are even willing to raise money for a basic laptop to get you started but instead you spend more time on romance threads where the OP is asking for girlfriend.
My advice to you is to browse freelance threads on nairaland, join facebook and whatsapp groups with like minds, take cheap classes on udemy and Lynda. I kid you not, I know several guys earning over N5,000,000 a year just on freelancing sites. You may start out making just 80k a month, but it gets better, it sure beats being dead broke.


pls bro if it's in ur power u can make my day joyful and help me with the laptop that's the only obstacle I'm facing now. I really need one

please.
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by SimDan95(m): 7:13pm On Jan 05, 2020
nice

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