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Celebrities / Re: 15 Days In Dubai And Still Balling Hard- Bobrisky Shade To Her Haters- See Pics by SimDan95(m): 5:08pm On Nov 28, 2019
look at the haters up there, if u put the same energy u used in hating someone else hustle into ur personal life u would have been successful.

*back to post*

I really don't give a FLYING FVCK about what Bob does and how he lives, he's old enough to make his choices.

Politics / Re: Rating Of Nigeria Among Other Countries. (pictures) by SimDan95(m): 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2019
local man is pleased, we must have sense by fire or by force in this country.
Celebrities / Re: Meet These Nigerian Female Celebrities Over 40years And Still Unmarried by SimDan95(m): 10:48am On Nov 28, 2019
Genevieve my one and only crush, if only u knew how many times we made love and f*cked like rabid animals In my head.

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Politics / Re: Again, IMF Warns Nigeria Against Rising Debts by SimDan95(m): 10:42am On Nov 28, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Gbam, Lol at dead meat seller and darling dead carcass daddy, l agree with you, Nigeria don cast, if you get pepper make you vammoose, leave zombies to suffer Buhari hardship grin
bro as in ehn I don tire, naija don tire me, the people for naija don tire me I'm just frustrated
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Blasts Soundcity. “God Wan Punish Una Mama” – They React by SimDan95(m): 10:31am On Nov 28, 2019
STARBOY be giving sound City heart attack, Jah bless me oo I'm really trying me Best.

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Politics / Re: Again, IMF Warns Nigeria Against Rising Debts by SimDan95(m): 10:20am On Nov 28, 2019
Ain't surprised,

Zombies will still come here to tell u how the past administration caused it. Dead meat seller would even start telling u how his darling daddy (not mine and definitely not sane Nigerians) buharia, is trying to solve a lot of problems.

God help me, lemme just get enough rabba to leave this hell hole, this sinking ship before we all drown

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Fashion / Re: Fashionista Behind Viral Skin Bleaching Procedure Exposed As She Rants. Video by SimDan95(m): 10:09am On Nov 28, 2019
Duely noted, everything we do these days is all for the Mula, I won't criticize her I'm not an hypocrite I'll do the same to pay Dem bills.

The clients made their choices, they are old enough to know what they want.

Crime / Re: Nigerian Nnamdi Marcellus Mgbodile Charged In US With $6.5m Romance Scam by SimDan95(m): 9:44am On Nov 28, 2019
$6.5mili damn nigger!!

Scam doesn't pay truly, but let's just hope and pray that you haven't been in a situation whereby you have no choice, and u ave been pushed to the wall to the extent that insane things looks sane.

Imagine growing up to lose ur parents at a tender age, no one to care for u no family no friends. u barely made it through secondary School, then someone pushed u to serve an uncle for four years hoping he'll sponsor u through University afterwards, four years gone with intense work just when u ask him to uphold part of his deal he pushed u away saying that u are evil.

Feeling dejected and lost u stayed with a brother whose wife treat u like a piece of sh*t, ur health deteriorates, no money. u managed to go to ur old grandma and she runs around to borrow money for your treatment, feeling a little better u jump off ur sick bed and hunt for a job, any job just to keep life going and take care of ur only remaining one who cares (grandma).

#10000 per month the boss says, take it or leave it. U are meant to work 14-16 hrs daily Everyday.
U jump on it at least is better than never u re still with the mentality of making it legit,no girlfriend no love, no basic skills,ur life seems doomed, depression sets in.

Small boys are doing well, Yahoo they call it but ur innocent consiense won't let u do something that bad, debts are piling, bills are piling and u ask URSELF when will I ever have enough to take care of myself. Been scared of tommorow and the next ant the future. ur mates are making it cool, getting it done and u keep asking urself GOD WHEN??

this is a true life representation of someone well known and right now he's at the crossroads,what would be ur own advice?? knowing he has no other option.

Truly life ain't fair

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Politics / Re: Will Olisa Metuh Be Guilty Or Not Guilty? Court Fixes Feb. 20, 2020 For Verdict. by SimDan95(m): 2:47pm On Nov 26, 2019
This witch hunting in the guise of fighting corruption is one of the most bigoted incidents of the century. He moved $2million without a financial institution, but bullion van big boy is moving it in broad daylight while efcc turns a blind eye.

I wonder what would have happened if it was an easterner that moved 2 bullion vans in election Eve, would these tribalistic nairalanders still say it's ok??.

let's be guided

Health / Re: Boy Almost Drowned While Swimming With His Girlfriend In Lagos by SimDan95(m): 1:56pm On Nov 26, 2019
Chikpat:


You were making a little sense and then drifted away.... Are you ok?
it is actually insane to be safe in today's world, u dig??
Politics / Re: Security Votes: SERAP Can Sue Buhari, NASS Over Spending - Court by SimDan95(m): 11:39am On Nov 26, 2019
Kuginzi:
Pls are you a Thug?
no, but I slaughter zombies
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Expensive Diamond Encrusted Eyeglass Goes Missing by SimDan95(m): 11:07am On Nov 26, 2019
I trust my naija brodas they don move am, ask dremo or Peruzz nah one of them take am or is it lil frosh hmmmmm.

Anyway nothing konsign local man, I'll buy the same if dangote was my father and probably make a lotta noise,

but still yet I rep STARBOY FC

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Politics / Re: How Obaseki Is Transforming Edo With Infrastructural Developments* by SimDan95(m): 11:02am On Nov 26, 2019
And one daddy froggy is trying to pocket Edo state treasury, that's why he's using all his might to ride on obaseki's back. Nigeria we still have a long way to go.

Say no to god fatherism

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Politics / Re: FG Opens Sexual Offenders’ Register, Osinbajo Demands Action by SimDan95(m): 10:57am On Nov 26, 2019
sexual offenders?? wat about child marriages cos I know one politician that bought himself a 13 year old Egyptian.

Oh I forgot that the law is for the poor masses.

Vaseline crew can't relate though, proudly one

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Crime / Re: Rapper Gets One-year Jail For Insulting Police On Social Media by SimDan95(m): 9:59am On Nov 26, 2019
Africa the dark man's continent with dark heart's, that's why I'm gonna do my best and leave these hell hole cos I'd rather die in a foreign land than end my misery in this God forsaken pit

Health / Re: Boy Almost Drowned While Swimming With His Girlfriend In Lagos by SimDan95(m): 9:49am On Nov 26, 2019
Wetin puna dey cause for this life is unimaginable, naso my nigga for crossover cause of puccy,

That glory hole has cause a Lotta breakup in marriages, brother abandoning brother, and the list goes on.

But still yet man must do the do, if u think I'm lying ask Ramotu the love she has for my drilling machine is sophisticated,even Mama kabira can't do without early morning doggy. The joy and feeling when u hear that ta ta ta ta sound and her water nyash is jingling on my cucumber i can't explain it.

lemme stop here

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Crime / Re: Court Jails 15 Young Men For Internet Fraud by SimDan95(m): 9:24am On Nov 26, 2019
fraud no pay, nah true be that one.

But my question is how many corrupt politician has been mailed in the past 10 years?? or isn't this a question worth asking??

They destroy our country looting away our future while their children enjoy the good things o life, they jail is and make laws to keep us shut eroding our thinking power while the walk freely. These people ride majestically on our intelligence but we the masses keep shut and the mindless ones support and praise our oppressors.

Our youths would rather shout TACHA and LAMBO while they die in silence, it makes me wonder WHEN

WHEN WE GO GET SENSE? WHEN WILL WE UNITE AND STAND UP AGAINST THOSE WHO PUT US IN THIS SITUATION?! ARE WE THAT DAFT??

while we shout ATIKU And BUHARI blood is been spilled, blood of the poor, blood of the masses, and we keep silent. Truly we deserve what we get.

Our elders once told us, that a bunch of broom join together can't be broken easily,but pick a stick separately and bend it then see what happens.

Wake up my brothers and sisters, else we die in silence.

# my2cents

Lalasticlala please frontpage material

Politics / Re: Security Votes: SERAP Can Sue Buhari, NASS Over Spending - Court by SimDan95(m): 9:17am On Nov 26, 2019
Security votes?? Money wey Dem don chop finish.

Kwarupsion master won't even listen to any court order, since some useless youth and people decided to stand with him we should all enjoy the tyranny we get.

Worst part still is that zombies will still come here to attack my comment, I'm waiting for you.

Lalasticlala please frontpage let's hear from others.

FTC

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Programming / Re: Web Development: How Much Will It Cost To Learn? by SimDan95(m): 8:42am On Nov 26, 2019
GideonG:
Pay me 50k I will teach you html css javascript vue.js, node.js, and Express to build apps on nuxt or is it react.js you want to learn instead of vue? How ever you want it! My mission is to mentor you to become a Fullstack javascript developer and grow...
6 weeks to perfect html / html5
4 weeks for css
6 weeks for javascript
8 weeks for Vue. Js (Or React ) -- 6 months, at this point you will be a front end developer
Then node. Js for 6 weeks and Express js for 6 weeks for back-end development, making it fullstack javascript in 9months.
Mentorship
Bro please my question is can someone learn it online with an Android phone
Politics / Re: Senator Ekwunife Poses With Her New Innoson Ikenga, Lists 5 Months Achievements by SimDan95(m): 11:41pm On Nov 25, 2019
Ibime:


This is rebadged Chinese car
rebadged or not it's a step in the right direction, learn to appreciate good things.

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Politics / Re: Senator Ekwunife Poses With Her New Innoson Ikenga, Lists 5 Months Achievements by SimDan95(m): 7:09pm On Nov 25, 2019
Innoson is truly pushing against all odds, nice car nice design I'm really proud of them.

But there's room for improvement I'm sure that in the long run we'll start massive export of his product.

Meanwhile our Senate are still purposing #5.5bn to buy Benz and Toyota to their non ending fleet. Greed has really eaten deep into us. *spits*

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Celebrities / Re: 'Stella Dimokokorkus Is An Old Commercial Worker'- Bobrisky Exposes Blogger by SimDan95(m): 6:44pm On Nov 25, 2019
commercial sex worker, Wow wow wow like a siren.

The truth is that women are really hateful to each other, bit I don't really give a shit about this news cos I don't give a FLYING FVCK about bobrisky, Toto di ike, and Stella whatever.

But lemme siddown here and wait for others

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Celebrities / Re: I Sponsored You To America, Teni Told Her Guy. by SimDan95(m): 6:37pm On Nov 25, 2019
So what should I do with this news, like I give a FLYING FVCK.

Anyway I will be glad if u can sponsor me to Canada I promise you, your Congo will always know joy I'll shine it till u give praise to the day u met me.

If u think I'm lying ask Ramotu, or Mama kudirat.

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Politics / Re: Internet Never Forgets! These Are Words Of Godswill Akpabio Against Buhari. by SimDan95(m): 6:27pm On Nov 25, 2019
Let's not forget that according to the APshit Bible corruption chapter 5 verse 66 it says,

“wen thou been formally tainted as dark as hell in corruption crosses over to the bright side of corruption, then all your sins are forgiven”.

Isn't the Lord and master of kwarupsion and thievery (buharia) wonderful??.

lemme sit here and wait for others

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Celebrities / Re: “naira Marley Is The Biggest Artiste In Nigeria” – Ycee Reveals by SimDan95(m): 6:25pm On Nov 25, 2019
Marlian coming through, u just gotta love that guy.
#NBG

Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: Instead Of Buhari's 3rd Term, We Would Have Referendum by SimDan95(m): 2:26pm On Nov 25, 2019
TwoBottles:
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When I look at Nigeria, I see the game of thrones playing out.

Here, the hausa/fulanis are the Lannisters, they understand power for what it is and are willing to do anything to have it; thus, they can kill, cheat, manouver and stab their enemies in the back or cut their throats at weddings just for power. Just as Cersei told Jamie, "the lion does not concern itself with the opinion of the sheep.

I see the igbos as the Starks who are poor at playing politics and just like the Starks of Winterfell, the igbos have lost a lot of people both within and without their enclave. In the end, the Starks chose to remain a separate kingdom just as the igbos are fighting to have a separate country from Nigeria.

The people of the Niger-Delta can be likened to the Tyrells of Highgarden who have all the resources at their disposal but made a lot of bad choices and consequently lost everything to the Lannisters. Just as the Northerners are currently overseeing the resources of the Niger-Delta with Buhari as Petroleum Minister and another notherner as GMD of NNPC.

The people of Western Nigeria can be likened to the Greyjoys who share the same cardinal hemisphere with the Starks but the more powerful side of their kingdom has sworn fealthy to House Lannister who are in open rebellion with the Starks. Just as Euron Greyjoys killed his grand Uncle and became Lord of the Iron Islands, so also; Tinubu has dislodged all the powerful leaders of Western Nigeria to become Lord. He has also sworn allegiance to the North while the minute inconsequential few like FFK can only wish for a stronger Southern Nigeria. And there are others who favour restructuring. So, Western Nigeria has no definite stance. They are neither here nor there.
nice, u too Sabi.
Great mental picture u created here

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Seen Eating Eba With New Lover In Dubai by SimDan95(m): 3:59pm On Nov 24, 2019
So we should now give a FLYING FVCK cos Toto di ike is eating out everyday African EBA delicacy.

When would we stop praising hypocrisy?? I tire for naija and Nigerians oo

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Tacha's Fans Are Prostitutes And Slay Queens by SimDan95(m): 3:47pm On Nov 24, 2019
pocohantas:


How exactly does being a female fan of BBN make anyone mostly prostitute? Do some of you even think before talking?

It is online I see everyone claiming not to watch this show. Whereas it generates streams way more than the number of people that openly associate with it.

Yes, some Tacha fans are loud. They have a way of supporting her in good and evil- but I do not think that makes them mostly prostitutes.

People just associate with the prodigal son story these days. That is why we have so many people criticising Babcock.
cry me a river

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Business / Re: Pregnant Woman Mixing Big Bowls Of "Organic" Skincare Product Goes Viral (video) by SimDan95(m): 3:40pm On Nov 24, 2019
[quote author=Amuatulu post=84324334][/quote] how do u want it, intense it subtle.

Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah To Partner With Security Agencies by SimDan95(m): 2:45pm On Nov 24, 2019
These miyethi whatever are just confusing themselves it rather the gullible.

They seem to forget that they are the insecurities they are fighting against, 98.9% of terrorist, kidnappers, bandits and the likes spring from their midst which they know about.

They should rather start thinking of how to disband or better still turn themselves in I hate nonsense.

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