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Business / Re: Pregnant Woman Mixing Big Bowls Of "Organic" Skincare Product Goes Viral (video) by SimDan95(m): 2:34pm On Nov 24, 2019
In case you are wondering, I didn't bother clicking on the video.

But from the pictures the so-called skincare products looks like something prepared for AMADIOHA and his cohorts. I wonder why our female folks are insatiable with the way they look.

Watch them patronize her like she's selling a life line to heaven, without minding that the repercussions are imminent, green and blue spots, darkened knuckles and joints aand did I mention that they stink when due for a bath.

Surprisingly some dim witted men has joined in the trend, SMH. Well the woman's got to eat.

Lalasticlala frontpage please let's create awareness.

And if u think of quoting me unreasonably.........

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Crime / Re: Mother Kills Her Child To Punish Husband In Osun by SimDan95(m): 7:10pm On Nov 22, 2019
sLentlover7778:
Ajonja did what they know how to do best... grin grin grin grin

no be only what of over 2.5 mtchewwwww

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Celebrities / Re: “leave Me Alone”- Chioma Replies Follower Who Asked Her To Stop Bottle Feeding.. by SimDan95(m): 6:59pm On Nov 22, 2019
I know this soul inspiring post is gonna make FP,


but the truth is that I don't give a FLYING FVCK.


so one behalf of my fellow wankers I'm sending one hell of a shout out , may ur Vaseline Neva dry out.

Celebrities / Re: Tasha Steps Out In Sexy Thigh-revealing Outfit by SimDan95(m): 6:36pm On Nov 22, 2019
I know one mod person wey konji don catch go still come here and move this soul inspiring topic to front page.

Just try am and see

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Politics / Re: FACT CHECK: Did China Close Its Borders ‘to The Whole World’ For 20 To 40 Years? by SimDan95(m): 6:25pm On Nov 22, 2019
lol he got his fact from goolegoole, definitely not from our present Google.

This. is what happens when u allow old have to handle positions meant for young, vibrant and intelligent youngsters.

our brothers from the north won't stop disgracing us, both at federal, state, senatorial and security level.

Mods please FP

please comment wisely maka ora

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Politics / Re: Tinubu:The Former Exxon Mobil Treasurer Turned Billionaire Politician by SimDan95(m): 6:17pm On Nov 22, 2019
*smiles*
Have u forgotten that the acclaimed jagaban is a dealer


He deals in all kinds of product

COKE

METH

HEROIN

MOLLY


please don't lemme go on.

oh I forgot, he squeezed the juices out of lagosians, while the blinded ones asslick in absolute poverty their drug Lord presides as god over them.

Lalasticlala please frontpage

If u think of quoting me for senseless comments

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Politics / Re: RECORD: Contact Details OF All The 109 Senators In Federal Republic Of Nigeria by SimDan95(m): 6:12pm On Nov 22, 2019
Useful info lemme call the idiot that recommended hate speech bill, very senseless human being.

Help us push dis to front page, or are u waiting for news like tacha buys a private jet.

Mod do ur work oo or else

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Literature / Re: The Sacrifice by SimDan95(m): 9:34pm On Nov 21, 2019
cool

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Romance / Re: I Know My Husband Is A Womanizer, I'm Okay With It - Lady Warns Reporters by SimDan95(m): 8:39pm On Nov 16, 2019
when God wan bless u finish, make e give u dis kine babe nah den u go know say life sweet.

Threesom€ things will always be on my mind.

Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Ballot Box Snatching, Shooting Going Everywhere In Lokoja Town by SimDan95(m): 4:40pm On Nov 16, 2019
Guestuser:

Pdpigz supporters bore me


Only those blinded by senselessness, will leave the message been passed and attack the messenger, it shows how retarded zombies think.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Ballot Box Snatching, Shooting Going Everywhere In Lokoja Town by SimDan95(m): 4:36pm On Nov 16, 2019
johnmartus:
Lalasticala rule 2 .
shouting Lalasticlala won't cover the fact they u are bigoted in reasoning.

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Business / Re: Jet Li And China's Richest Man, Jack MA Arrives In Ghana In Style by SimDan95(m): 4:30pm On Nov 16, 2019
my one and only martial arts icon, I stan.

Miss those old movie like twin warriors, evil cult, the defender, etc. Even the film tricks sef enter well

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Ballot Box Snatching, Shooting Going Everywhere In Lokoja Town by SimDan95(m): 4:24pm On Nov 16, 2019
It's a shame we still resort to violence during elections this 21st century truly the heart of man is wicked.


johnmartus:
grin cheesy today you will join your mentor bukola Saraki whenever he hidden.

people with hypocrisy and bigotry like yours deserve to live with wild animals. *spits*

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Links Up With Quavo Of Migos in Dubai (image) by SimDan95(m): 4:22pm On Nov 16, 2019
oh quavo isss one hell of a musician, one of my favorites. But please make zlatan park well shoe get size .

Not hating though,b4 una roast me I'm one of his fans
Sports / Re: Casillas: If Cristiano Ronaldo Wins The Ballon D'or, It Is Not Logical by SimDan95(m): 4:14pm On Nov 16, 2019
my brother casillas is in serious chest pain, when he wins it please go and snatch it away from him.


BTW please take diclofenac constantly for the chest pain, I'm sure you'll be alright later on

Politics / Re: Bayelsadecides: Two Feared Dead, As Hoodlums Abort Election In Opolo by SimDan95(m): 4:08pm On Nov 16, 2019
Shame on my country



Shame on Africa


Peace on to the dead


I lost hope in this shithole a long time ago

Crime / Re: Balot Boxes Containing Votes Cast Had Been Carted Away After Dino Cast His Vote by SimDan95(m): 4:02pm On Nov 16, 2019
Reasons like these make me regret been a Nigerian, before election you'll hear headlines like “police deploys 10000 constables to maintain security”.

Where are these police when election materials are been stolen, we just keep deceiving ourselves. God please provide a way for me to leave dis shithole.

Crime / Re: Driver Before Court For Allegedly Punching Policeman In The Face by SimDan95(m): 5:15pm On Nov 13, 2019
This is the type of case that would be judged with lightning speed, meanwhile police and sars are brutalizing citizens killing them but they keep on turning a blind eye isn't that pathetic. *spits*

quote author=nairapark post=83996848]Mustapha alleged that the defendant punched Insp. Yusuf Ajayi in the face while performing his lawful duty.[/quote]

Can he please explain the god-damned Civic duties he was performing if it ain't the normal extortion. This country is going down the drain.
Religion / Re: Controversial: Pastor Feeds His Church Members Millipede And Beer (photos) by SimDan95(m): 5:11pm On Nov 13, 2019
I don't blame the fraudster disguising as a religious personel I blame the foolish and dumb congregation he presides over, which couldn't stone him to death at the first instance.

Education / Re: South African Schoolgirls Smoking In School. See Reactions (Photos) by SimDan95(m): 5:10pm On Nov 13, 2019
ain't surprised, no be souty again ??

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:14pm On Nov 13, 2019
dazzlingd:


There are no mysteries but ignorance, that's what separate the progressive nation from us the ever stagnant black nations....They think progressive...here in Africa, our mind has been conditioned to see any mystery as magic hence it kills the thinking function of the brain....Teach your children right, let them solve puzzles in their minds rather than submitting lazily to magic as the answer to all mysteries.... Then they will be geniuses...

My dear, there's no mystery in what u all saw, sorry to ruin your fun, ..it has nothing to do with the dead, it's no mystery but ignorance of the events that happened around you that night
u wouldn't understand, I was once like u I once believed things like that don't exist.

sorry to bust ur bubbles they do homie, a lots shit happens

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:11pm On Nov 13, 2019
SEGLIZ:

would you say or confirm that dead loved one do over around with you experience. rather we call it hallucination as a fall out from the relapse mode?
are u trying to say I and my siblings were hallucinating??
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:09pm On Nov 13, 2019
Jh0wsef:


Are you Serious about this?
dead serious bro,
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 3:08pm On Nov 13, 2019
ofemigeorge:
we dont need scary stories....funny and illarious.....precise your experience was in your head cause only you noticed it
nah not only me
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by SimDan95(m): 2:11pm On Nov 13, 2019
dazzlingd:


You were hallucinating.....
your mind was simply making up things, it could have been a rat making the disturbances or wind, then someone passed by or a thief trying his luck
my dear I wasn't the only one experiencing it, my siblings can relate to other moments
Politics / Re: #Freesowore: "Money Was Offered To Us At Gunpoint" - Deji Adeyanju (Video) by SimDan95(m): 4:04pm On Nov 12, 2019
how did we get here in f first place, even security operatives dey offer bribe. do much for Mr integrity
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Seyi Awolowo Celebrates His Girlfriend On Her Birthday (photos) by SimDan95(m): 3:20pm On Nov 12, 2019
I dony know about others but








I DONT GIVE A FLYING FVCK
peace

Celebrities / Re: There was heat that was why I pulled my pant down(Photos) by SimDan95(m): 3:17pm On Nov 12, 2019
the hoe could have rather kept her crap shut, heat wey wan kill her LMAO

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Family / Re: A Lot Of Ladies Are Single Because They Are Broke – Joro Olumofin by SimDan95(m): 2:51pm On Nov 12, 2019
who no like better thing, I wouldn't want someone that'll end up been a liability to me, this is 2019 boiz don wise up.

Though some guys are still dumb and they end up becoming magas to hungry hoes

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Politics / Re: IGP Adamu, Mahmood Yakubu, Teargassed In Lokoja by SimDan95(m): 2:37pm On Nov 12, 2019
This is what happens when you allow tyranny and hypocrisy to take a strong hold in the politics of the masses, worst part is despite the suffering and the oppression some people would still vote for their oppressors

The day Nigerians realize that power belongs to the masses is the day we start waking up.

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