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Politics / Re: What Is South Africa Doing Right, That Nigeria Is Failing To Do by SimDan95(m): 10:44am On Dec 09, 2019
They hold their God damned leader accountable for every dime, that's why corruption eased a little bit and moves the people in power to work and build their nation.


But u see we in Nigeria are fantastically corrupt, we youths rather hide behind our phones and social media calling for reform. we are such a tribalistic small reasoned bunch while we are busy hating on each other those in office are busy looting our future away.


It's so bad that some of our youths and elders celebrate failure and mediocrity,( like that dead meat seller).

Tell me how do u want progress while we sold our hands and watch them play god over us.

Lalasticlala give us more patronage to this topic by gracing it to front page, we must have sense by force.


kiss the bitter truth

*drops pen*

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Crime / Re: 19-year-old 'yahoo Boy' Sets 24-year-old Girlfriend Ablaze Over Adultery by SimDan95(m): 10:14am On Dec 09, 2019
Why am I not surprised, I know things happen on a daily basis but ain't surprised to hear these.


U see these youth of today are full of impunity and waywardness, a girl moves in with a guy u know makes money through illegal means, although his intentions of helping u might be true but u couldn't keep ur toilet pvssy closed and u kept hoeing around.

According to her hoelistic mind she don jam maga someone to feed and cloth her sleep under his roof and spoil her with money gotten from illegal proceeds, while she shares her dirty puunani meant for her lord and messiah (the Yahoo kid) to every Tom dick and Harry that bothers to know how much her wares cost.

So much for the hustling mantra, meanwhile other so-called prostitutes in the guise of big girls or slay Mama's won't learn and retrace their steps. They would rather die spending money gotten from “only God knows where" as far as the guy ain't broke. In the long run Shiloh would increase in attendance every single year.



And to the dumb son of a biitch he couldn't maintain his fvcking anger and dispose the garbage he's been harboring in his den properly, maybe he could have even enjoyed his illegal funds for a little while longer but nah, he decided to do it the criminalistic way. So much for his jealousy unpacified. Now he'll definitely chill in Kuje for manslaughter and fraud.


In the long run hard work pays, I rather sleep on my shriveled bed in a one room apartment while I have peace of mind and keep on working hard in undeniable faith that I'll ball sooner than expected, than enjoy wealth in fear and fret knowing it won't last while I watch my back for fear of being nabbed.


All in all I blame the fvcking government for making life hard for fellow Nigerians.

*drops pen*

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Business / Re: Jumia Shuts Down Its Hotel & Flight Maketplace, Jumia Travel In Nigeria by SimDan95(m): 10:14am On Dec 09, 2019
what's really wrong with jumia these days, they keep on recording losses,

Phones / Re: Please Guys How Do I Track A Stolen Phone by SimDan95(m): 10:11am On Dec 09, 2019
waiting for the techies In the house
Celebrities / Re: Etinosa Idemudia Apologizes For Using Bible As Ashtray While Smoking by SimDan95(m): 9:56am On Dec 07, 2019
O please keep ur fvcking apologies to urself, we know it was all a stunt to remain relevant right from the start.

No matter how u try to hide behind the mask of IDGAF kinda life style, u can't stop displaying ur inner demon which is eating u inside out i.e u are really suffering from inferiority complex and low self esteem.


It will be best for you to seek help now u still have little control over it, else it'll swallow you whole.


BTW I'm waiting for my niccur above me to give us his funny banter as usual.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts As DSS Allegedly Attempts To Re-arrest Sowore In Court. Video by SimDan95(m): 12:36pm On Dec 06, 2019
well u just rephrased what we all know, saddening is that some of our so called youths still support this Tyranny.

*spits*

Sometimes I feel like coming across that dead meat seller, I would........................

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo’s 9 ‘Bodyguards’ At Shiloh 2019 Spark Controversy Online by SimDan95(m): 12:24pm On Dec 06, 2019
What else did you expect from these so called religious lords, only the gullible will fall to their scamming tactics.

They would sell stickers, books and bands to u for protection and prosperity while they walk around with heavily chested, heavily armed bodyguards.

They would tell u pray to God for ur daily bread while they grow fat from the coffers of the poor congregation, their children attend d best schools and are treated as demi gods while they turn ur own children to ushers, choirs and evangelist all in the name of serving the Lord.


The Bible says “my people suffer from lack of knowledge” that statement is 100 and 1 percent true.

WAKE UP U GULLIBLE ONES.

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Politics / Re: Sowore Says DSS Tried To Kill Him Inside The Court (video) by SimDan95(m): 12:20pm On Dec 06, 2019
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Heavily-armed DSS Operatives Chase Falana As He Drives Sowore, Bakare by SimDan95(m): 12:13pm On Dec 06, 2019
As bad as this seems I dunno why I find it funny, my imaginary mind can't stop painting falana as Vin Diesel shifting gears and drifting along the streets of Abuja while sowore and bakare rides shotguns. LOL


fast and furious Nigerian made, Pls u guys should tag or call that dead meat seller and his fellow minions, he seems to be avoiding threads that reveal the true nature of his daddy. LMFAO


When we allow tyranny to rule these is what we get in return we pleaded with u all to use ur fvcking brains but u decided to think with ur shithole, well congrats next level just took off

Politics / Re: Falana Escapes With Sowore, Bakare In A Car As DSS Chase After Them by SimDan95(m): 12:00pm On Dec 06, 2019
As bad as this seems I dunno why I find it funny, my imaginary mind can't stop painting falana as Vin Diesel shifting gears and drifting along the streets of Abuja while sowore and bakare rides shotguns. LOL

fast and furious Nigerian made, Pls u guys should tag or call that dead meat seller and his fellow minions, he seems to be avoiding threads that reveal the true nature of his daddy. LMFAO

When we allow tyranny to rule these is what we get in return we pleaded with u all to use ur fvcking brains but u decided to think with ur shithole, well congrats next level just took off

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Politics / Re: Group Storms Court, Demands Sowore Be Rearrested by SimDan95(m): 11:21am On Dec 06, 2019
post=84672263:
Let him spend Xmas with his mom in peace Biko.

We hope he has learnt his lesson now.

God bless Our darling President Muhammadu Buhari for heeding to the call of Yele's mom just under 24 hours after she came out at last to begged for her son to be forgiven.

Here is a President that his own mother died while he was in detention for THREE (3) good years, all because he fought corruption and savage
he begged to go see her briefly while he was detained which the government denied,
he also asked to go for her burial, which they also denied.

(According to a veteran journalist from Edo state : It took the death of Buhari's mother for the government to release him from prison after 3 years!!)

This is one of the million of reasons while God will always guide, protect, guard and be with this great Daddy all the rest of his life.

God bless our darling Daddy, President Muhammadu Buhari.

God bless Nigeria.

From all of us @ : Sowore, Merry Xmas in advance with Mama Yele!


*winks* wink wink

Straight from Wikipedia......

Modify:
Steve, Has he started shouting REVOLUTION again?!
For real?
If so, he is in for a looong tin.
We need to CONFIRM this.

ODE ni omo to Sha.

*spits thrice*

Disgusting.

Celebrities / Re: Shocking! Nigerian SuperStar, May D Spotted In Sweden Riding Taxi To Survive by SimDan95(m): 9:16am On Dec 06, 2019
Coldie:
Wetin concern water nyash and pusi for the thread?
leave the water nyansh and pucci, they ain't for u pick the main points.
Celebrities / Re: Shocking! Nigerian SuperStar, May D Spotted In Sweden Riding Taxi To Survive by SimDan95(m): 8:28am On Dec 06, 2019
Coldie:
U type all these things just to talk nonsense? U get power o
It's a pity u couldn't make out the important points in to my write up
Crime / Re: Imam Arrested Over $3million Quran Recitation Fraud by SimDan95(m): 6:00pm On Dec 05, 2019
The scammed individual is truly a big fool I repeat a big fool. in this present age even though u would get scammed, I didn't expect it to be for this moronic reason.

U want to install quran into ur cloged brain, of all things u chose a book written by men ages ago, even though u would what happened to reading and memorizing u lazy c*unt. U deserved what u got.

quote author=Nksleek post=84654643] $3, 024, 000 (Three Million and Twenty Four Thousand Million United State Dollars).[/quote]

OP what branch of weed did u smoke, what the heck is three million and twenty four thousand million. I guess ur created ur own numeric constellation.

Imam wire wire, Kuje is ur calling sorry resting place.

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Crime / Re: Married Woman Caught Red-handed Pants Down With Her Younger Lover by SimDan95(m): 5:56pm On Dec 05, 2019
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Crime / Re: Thief Caught And Beaten In A Market In Bayelsa (Photos) by SimDan95(m): 5:43pm On Dec 05, 2019
Jezyfreezman:





CC: and paid robots grin

they can be fvcking annoying, u won't find them on post that criticize their masters.

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Celebrities / Re: Shocking! Nigerian SuperStar, May D Spotted In Sweden Riding Taxi To Survive by SimDan95(m): 5:29pm On Dec 05, 2019
It's encouraging to see a legit hustler even though he has tasted Fame and money once.


But it's a big lesson to all of us, a popular proverb comes to mind “make hay while the sun shines". When u make cool money quickly invest in anything legally profitable, u dunno when the rain will come calling. It's easy to get carried away with the sweet things of life. while it's good to enjoy ur hard earned money, use ur fvcking brain nothing last forever, not even my sweet Ramotu delicious pucci, or iya Risika's water nyansh.


The song he sang with Akon and Davido comes to mind “i hustle hustle hustle for the doe" x2. I still have it on my playlist

Meanwhile while using ur head, pray make ur village people no use VAR for ur matter cos MAY D Villa people don dey untop the matter and they are very pleased.

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Romance / Re: What's The Nicest Way To Say “I Don't Give A Fvck” by SimDan95(m): 5:28pm On Dec 05, 2019
I don't give a FLYING FVCK

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Crime / Re: Thief Caught And Beaten In A Market In Bayelsa (Photos) by SimDan95(m): 5:07pm On Dec 05, 2019
No matter what u do be honest in your daily dealings, I will be hard but trust me it's worth it. Better suffer in silence than be disgraced and mobbed in public.

We live in a country where we elect thieves to steal our future with that of our unborn kids, we praise them for making our lives bitter and hard, we congratulate them for making laws to bind and destroy us dooming our future into limbo. We hail them for killing our brothers and dividing us cos they know that United we are better off.

While we fight for dominance of the seat of power, while we insult our neighbors our brothers cos our tribes differ, while we hate on our loving neighbor cos we are blinded by the hate and brain washed with the teachings and policies of these elected thieves and religious lords.

We forget that while we fight and hate on each other they are busy stealing our money using it to send their kids to foreign countries for better life, better health, better education only for those children to come back tomorrow and rule us, not knowing the suffering their fathers put us through.

WAKE UP ZOMBIES !!!

most of these people don't have our interest at heart,

WAKE UP!!

*drops pen*
*picks blunt*

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Politics / Re: Orji Kalu’s Conviction Shows Magu Fears No One – Anti Corruption Group by SimDan95(m): 4:49pm On Dec 05, 2019
I would commend them on this incredible feat,it's not easy dragging a Nigerian politician to court in today's Nigeria and still convict him.

But when we all see through this proposed witch hunting is when we would truly say kudos they have done good.
Witch hunting I call it because we have corrupt politicians from diverse tribes who have been caught with glaring evidence like stuffing dollars in to his clothes, receiving bullion vans on the eve of election, and a multitude of case still pending on efcc's table. I'm sure their files must have gathered enough dust and will soon be swept under the table.


For zombies that would think of quoting me take 2 seconds of ur Fu*keep up time and ask urself, if it were to be the United States of America, would the likes of oshiomole,amechi, rochas, tinubu, gandollar, ATIKU, obasanjo, buhari, and their fellow cohorts still be walking freely talk less of holding public office of power. Why do u keep on supporting bigotry, corruption and tyranny.

Now use your honest answer to reason with ur Fu*ked up brain u Fu*king gays.

Peace be on to u all True Patriots of Nigeria

Politics / Re: Archives: Powerful Images Of Tortures African Slaves Faced In Europe by SimDan95(m): 10:32am On Dec 05, 2019
Man has dominated man to his injury right from time immemorial.

sometimes I wonder why Africa is the dark continent.

Editorialtimes:
Editorial Times | Lagos
8. A heart wrenching picture; a moment when able bodied African men were sold into captivity by their own people for tokens as little as a bottle of ethanol, mirrors, roofing sheets, clothing, pomades or money.



Then I come across this and I Know why they refer to us as blacks not just by our skin color but cos of the fact that our hearts are also dark.

*drops pen*
*picks blunt*

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Politics / Re: Archives: Powerful Images Of Tortures African Slaves Faced In Europe by SimDan95(m): 10:26am On Dec 05, 2019
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Politics / Re: Archives: Powerful Images Of Tortures African Slaves Faced In Europe by SimDan95(m): 10:20am On Dec 05, 2019
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Politics / Re: Constitutional Amendment Begins January — Lawan by SimDan95(m): 10:19am On Dec 05, 2019
These people won't stop feeding us with their lies and impunity

opportunes:
“Very soon, we will constitute our Committee on Constitutional Review. We haven’t done so yet because we have been engaged so much more with other issues. “We believe that by the time we passed the budget, then our committee on Constitutional Review will be put in place. By next year January, the committee will start some work because we already have some references that require some kind of constitutional review,” Lawan said. He told his guest that the will and determination to carry out reforms is there.

very soon can also be next 50years to come.

Romance / Re: ALAS; It Is Time To Let Go My Beautiful Girl Friend... by SimDan95(m): 10:17am On Dec 05, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Gospel Singer Caught On Camera Being ‘chopped’ By A Fetish Priest (video) by SimDan95(m): 10:16am On Dec 05, 2019
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Politics / Re: The Reason Youths Are Committing Suicide – Stakeholders Speak by SimDan95(m): 10:12am On Dec 05, 2019
why won't they commit suicide?? when the commander in chief, cabals, legislators, judiciary uniformed personnel, zombies on nairaland, manna dead meat seller and his cohorts don't want to have sense for once. They keep on fustrating the hard work and effort of patrotic citizens.

Their master in lord, keeps feeding them lies, Tyranny, bigotry and sentiments but they keep swallowing it Hook line and sinker.

But tell u what they ain't got nothing on me. not when I have Ramotu to give me the heavenly feeling of her lips wrapped around my pendulum blowing me off into Oblivion, when I'm emotionally down.

Or iya Risika swallowing my drilling machine whole with her glory hole while I drill her from behind like I'm searching for precious stones or oil while I watch her water nyash slap against my groin.

All in all, please my fellow youths before u think of suicide take a little time to enjoy the good things of life and have a rethink of ur ideology u would see how the thought of taking ur own life ain't worth it. TRUST ME I'VE BEEN THERE

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Crime / Re: Lagos Policemen Threatens To Release Robbery Suspect If N20k Bribe Wasn’t Paid by SimDan95(m): 9:49am On Dec 05, 2019
why ain't I suprised, isn't it the police in a country absolutely nothing works??

We are used to the tyranny matef upon us so we hardly complain anymore, words like police is your friend, bail is free, trust the police, police protects lives and property should be charged as words of contempt cos they are blatant bare faced lives.

Uniformed men can't be diffrentiated from terrorizing louts or professional scammers. You'll come to them for intervention in a case but you'll end up being indicted, isnt that ironic.


Legislators are rubber stamp corrupted dim wits

Excecutive are bigoted immensely corrupt clueless self-serving wankers.

Judiciary are brown envelope loving sugercoted puppets.

while the only hope left i.e uniformed personnel are blood hungry bribe loving power drunk gays.

So now tell me what hope is left for this HELLHOLE??!!

I think it's time to jump ship.

PATRIOTS TAKE NOTE

Health / Re: Fish Stuck In Boy’s Nose, Removed Alive (pics) by SimDan95(m): 9:32am On Dec 05, 2019
I only have few words, like WTF did I just read.

Fish stucked in a boys noee?? the world is truly strenge.

Health / Re: NAFDAC Officials Raid Facility Where Ladies Peel Their Skin (video) by SimDan95(m): 8:15am On Dec 05, 2019
ChoCho54:
You ended up fooling yourself with that pic of you smoking crack.

And what's ur problem with me smoking pot??
Health / Re: NAFDAC Officials Raid Facility Where Ladies Peel Their Skin (video) by SimDan95(m): 9:21pm On Dec 04, 2019
The world we live in today place a huge obsession on looks instead of intellect and self esteem, that's why you'll see so-called slay Mama's with zero communication skill, zero intellectual structure, zero thinking capability, zero moral.

Yet they want a guy with the latest BENZ and houses in Dubai, after hoeing in different countries they'll come and tell u how God miraculously stoned manna from heaven to them in form of blessings.

*spits*

The annoying part is that some so-called men has also joined the trend, and you'll see them with disgusting multi colored legs and arms.

*spits twice*

we've lost it in this part of the world.

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