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PoliticsRe: Senate Confirms Nami As FIRS Boss by SimDan95(m): 5:35pm On Dec 18, 2019
Did u actually think they'd reject him?? come on they're actually called rubber stamp for a reason.

Hmm in olamide baddo's voice “north ti take over."

BMC's might actually tag me for hate speech you know they hate the truth like that carcass seller.

*spits*
*drops pen*

PoliticsRe: "Resign Now" – Ex-Political Adviser tells Kalu by SimDan95(m): 5:25pm On Dec 18, 2019
Do u really think it's an easy task separating an African politician from his seat? he's rather take it to his grave than resign.

That's to show you how rotten this failed institution of a country is, in a saner clime he'd had been impeached but this is definitely no sane nation.

Well as a true NWAFOR from the East I'm glad he's behind bars and do hope he serves his term. I also do hope he eats enough watery beans and stale bread.

If only this treatment would go round not minding tribe or race, but no!!! the Fulani lord protects his own, if u think I'm lying ask gandollar

Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Impeachment: 'can You Believe I Will Be Impeached Today' -donald Trump by SimDan95(m): 5:11pm On Dec 18, 2019
I don't know what this man did to warrant his impeachment tirade but, I'm damn sure it will surely be a waste of time. He's one of the best president the USA has ever seen.

But it also goes to show how powerful the Senate is and a perfect description of check and balance. sadly these can never happen in my country.


That's why we call them rubber stamp, they'll approve anything and everything that comes their way as far as their Lord and master dims it fit. Even though it involves selling the country to the highest bidder.

*spits*

Azikwe would cover his face in shame wherever he is now.


TRUMP local man salutes you.

PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Endorses Panpiec As Prince Erondu Thanks PMB For Shunning 3rd Term by SimDan95(m): 5:03pm On Dec 18, 2019
as much as these Is a step in the right direction, I can't stop feeling and asking myself why all geopolitical groups are gearing forward for 2023 when we are still in 2019??

It goes a long way to show how bad and rotten these present administration has eaten in to us that we can't wait to boot that lifeless baba-go-slow out of aso rock.

My 2cents tho

PoliticsRe: Afenifere: Why SouthWest Governors Are Scared Of Taking Actions Against Herdsmen by SimDan95(m):
what do u expect when they'd rather sacrifice the blood of their people just to get a shot at power. It u think I'm lying just take a look at the foolish and disgusting comment above me, a comment devoid of simple human reasoning and thinking capability.

[s]
BuhariAdvocate:
Sorry which region that restricted the activities of herdsmens like southwest? Afenifere is number one problem we have in southwest. The same toothless thing led southwest region to a destruction in 1999.
[/s]

so you'd rather sacrifice a few and keep quiet as long as you a being deceptively offered the slot that is not yet guaranteed.



This is why Nigeria will never move forward greed, nepotism, corruption and bigotry has eaten deep into some skulls, bit I sincerely hope we still have few sensible patrotic ones.

you won't see the carcass seller on post like these, shame on him/her

SportsRe: The Audi Cars Gifted To Real Madrid Players For Christmas by SimDan95(m): 8:26pm On Dec 17, 2019
DonBenny77:
Ororo is in tears now
See what he's missing grin
wen will u have sense bro, ororo is one of the proud owner of the most expensive car in the world the buggati la voite noire, what would he want with a cheap audi.
CareerRe: Would You Be Kind Enough To Point Me In The Right Direction?? by SimDan95(op): 8:21am On Dec 17, 2019
Starthemes:
Let me have your contact
ok bro 08023679137
CrimeRe: 2 Nigerians Arrested In India For ATM Cloning. 37 Cloned Cards, Laptop Recovered by SimDan95(m): 4:10pm On Dec 16, 2019
I didn't say anything

CelebritiesRe: Temptation : Wizkid Rebukes Tiwa Savage On Stage As She Begs Him To Grab Her Ass by SimDan95(m): 11:50am On Dec 16, 2019
I don't normally do this but............................................... Hustle oo so that popular slay queen g dey beg u make u molest her for public.


That's why I no dey pity Ramotu love hole when I'm digging like a miner, always with the mindset of finding oil there and guess what she loves it. You should be there when she's moaning those dick engorging moans that can make an eunch bust a nut. Or is it her valley that holds the two mountains leading to sodom and gomorrah. O that girl will be my undoing.


To the mod that banned me for a week cos I put a zombie in his place,I've reported and handed ur case over to my village people and guess what they are very pleased. They are currently on ur matter.

PoliticsRe: Vice President’s Wife Arrested, Detained For Corruption, Money Laundering by SimDan95(m): 11:49am On Dec 16, 2019
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Car TalkRe: 5 Most Expensive Cars In The World With Prices In Naira And Dollar December 2019 by SimDan95(m): 11:38am On Dec 16, 2019
O Lord this is the kind of vanity I want, when I ride my buggati veyron to n asphalt I just wonder “God when".


It's truly a sore thought to be born poor and die wretched.


Hustle oo so u go fit fvck amaka or Ramotu at the back seat of the ur Rolls Royce, or better still make Genevieve give u Mouth Action inside ur Maserati.

CelebritiesRe: Davido Blast Offset For Insulting His Wife ‘chioma’ (photo) by SimDan95(m): 11:33am On Dec 16, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Aggrieved senators may demand probe of N264bn budget hike by SimDan95(m): 10:31am On Dec 16, 2019
ghettokid1:
Why book space?
cos I want to sell the land
PoliticsRe: Afenifere Blasts CJN Muhammad For Calling For Sharia Law In Nigeria by SimDan95(m): 10:21am On Dec 16, 2019
Nah now dis ones dey wake up from their drooling slumber. We told u these burukutu guzzling old wrinkled douchebags are out to wreck havoc but you guys rather find pleasure in savoring the tastes that comes with licking their butthole.*tueh*


Now it seems the poop they left in your mouth has gone rottenly sour heheheheheh. We are here watching the outcome of ur hobolistic intimacy with the sharia caliphate, yeah we are watching.


op take ur time oo why have u stolen my FTC, just take ur time.

To the mod that banned me for a week cos I put a zombie in his place,I've reported and handed ur case over to my village people and guess what they are very pleased. They are currently on ur matter.

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Reveals What He Will Do To Northern Leaders by SimDan95(m): 10:19am On Dec 16, 2019
I really dunno what to say so I'll sit here and wait for others, most especially zonebs

CrimeRe: A Foreign Based Nigerian Narrates His Bitter Ordeals In The Hands Of SARS by SimDan95(m): 10:15am On Dec 16, 2019
welcome to Nigeria where nothing virtually works, so it seems sars don dey cash out big time now.............................. are u thinking what I'm thinking.


To the mod that banned me for a week cos I put a zombie in his place,I've reported and handed ur case over to my village people and guess what they are very pleased. They are currently on ur matter.

CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Officially Becomes The World’s Richest Female Musician by SimDan95(m): 9:19am On Dec 16, 2019
My love for this chica is phenomenal, she just motivates me not to talk of how her beauty can be captivating.

If only wishes were horses I'd................................... anyway it doesn't stop me from fantasizing how she'll moan intensely while my rod parts her pink sea to lead us in to the promised Land.


I am not a pervert I swear


op need serious spanking why have you stolen my FTC, ( I love spanking)


To the mod that banned me for a week cos I put a zombie in his place,I've reported and handed ur case over to my village people and guess what they are very pleased. They are currently on ur matter.

PoliticsRe: Aggrieved senators may demand probe of N264bn budget hike by SimDan95(m): 9:18am On Dec 16, 2019
ghettokid1:
Space booker! After you will come and talk rubbish
One of Nigeria's problem spotted, they'll never like to hear the truth.
PoliticsRe: Aggrieved senators may demand probe of N264bn budget hike by SimDan95(m):
just look at how they create flimsy avenues to loot our future dry well I ain't surprised, take a look at the amount budgeted for streets lights and humanitarian purposes. The worst Part of the whole charade is that the allocated fund would go down the drain while everyone looks away it would be spent funding their secret perverted life style.


Billions and trillions going left and right while local man cant afford #50 bread for breakfast just imagine reading news these days is just tiring I'd rather watch porn and pleasurise my rod .

I even wonder how zombies support these Tyranny and bigotry.

To the mod that banned me for a week cos I put a zombie in his place,I've reported and handed ur case over to my village people and guess what they are very pleased. They are currently on ur matter.

*drops pen*

Nairaland GeneralRe: Pastor Bathes In Church, Gives Church Members His Bath Water To Drink [watch ] by SimDan95(m): 1:43pm On Dec 15, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Interesting Times!!! As Pastor Feeds His Members With His Bath Water (video) by SimDan95(m): 1:37pm On Dec 15, 2019
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FamilyRe: Would You Be Kind To Advice Me According To Your Discretion?? by SimDan95(op): 1:29pm On Dec 15, 2019
Prec1ous:
Better stop this pity party. A lot of us saw ourselves through school, came out good with great jobs and skills.

We blame no one for out misfortune, instead we turn them around.

Better learn today that in this life, you are on your own. No one's cares and anything you can't get legally for yourself is not yours.

Wake up and smell the coffee. Channel your pain, that is your biggest strength now.
hmmmmm, words.
FamilyRe: Would You Be Kind To Advice Me According To Your Discretion?? by SimDan95(op): 1:27pm On Dec 15, 2019
daddytime:
I can relate to your story man because it does mirror my life's story in so many areas than one. If in doubt, and need to get encouraged to keep on holding on, honing your talent and more legit skills, kindly go through my signature to read up a little about me.

My advice to you is, do not for a moment give in to the pressure or thought of joining the gang of "cashing outters by fraud or whatever illegitimate means', been there, done it, and trust me, regret and reproach is usually the end thereof.

As I write to you, still very much on the track to completing atoning for my past misdeeds, and well on my way to where God has destined me. A positive explosion it will be, trust me.

Just got off an hour-plus phone Nairalander has Nairalander who has taken it upon himself to mentor and challenge me on how to get better, a gesture I have always passed on to the likes of you around me who feel lost on this journey of life. Should you need someone to talk to, feel free to reach out bro.

Na school cert I get like you, but that one no fit stop me.

Love is all we share from here mate.

Keep strong brother...

SimDan95
thanks bro ur words are more than inspiring.
FamilyRe: Would You Be Kind To Advice Me According To Your Discretion?? by SimDan95(op): 11:46am On Dec 15, 2019
bukatyne:
This

And you have got a passion to write, write.

One day, opportunity would meet preparedness and you will be fortunate.
I hope so
CareerWould You Be Kind Enough To Point Me In The Right Direction?? by SimDan95(op): 11:39am On Dec 15, 2019
After much deliberation and confusion about the irony of life I've decided to seek the diverse and wise advice of my fellow travelers in this journey of the unfair life.

Lemme go back a little, you see life was good till it got to the point I lost both parents, that was before my secondary school leaving exam, I finished school on merit (scholarship) so did my younger brother.

I have a senior bro and sis, so after school with no money to further my education, I was advised and taken ( by big bro ) to serve an uncle for four years which ended up turning sour for me, if you are wondering why your guess is as good as mine I was kicked out when I asked for my money. They brought up numerous complains of me, saying I'm a thief, scoundrel and incompetent.


I picked myself and traveled back to my bro's (big) place now married with a wife ( no child then). We'll I started getting sick regularly I was sick most times, but no one cared as much as buying me a single tablet.*sigh* I started having problems with my brothers wife she didn't want me in the house, I'd go hungry and starve coupled with my sickness most days I couldn't even stand up.

Most days I'd wish for death with tears in my eyes and I finally considered suicide.My Bro started finding fault with me then he shipped me away like a piece of dirt to my grandma's place in the village when I was at the point of death, he never called me till today for more than four years now.


Well the good old woman took care of me and in no time I felt better. With the desire to work I moved in with my sister and lil bro and engaged in any menial job I can lay me hands on till I got a job to work at a gas plant. Well the pay was manageable and I gave my support to those who stood by me. But it doesn't stop me from wondering and asking questions why life chose to be cruel.

Have I done something wrong to deserve this?? What are your other wealthy people doing right that the wretched are doing wrong??. I have a resolve to never go into crime but my morality is thining away with each passing minute. I mean look at the world around you, you'll see lil kids going into fraud and cashing out big time but the ones with the mindset of hustling legit are struggling from hand to mouth. They say hard work pays, but I've worked my bones out, It just seems I'm walking on a treadmill my legs are walking but I ain't moving forward



CONCLUSION

I'm at the crossroads right now, but I need your honest reply and advice. I've gone through things that if written here could fill the encyclopedia of human sorrow and suffering so I'm asking you guys this question “I'VE GOT NO BASIC SKILL, I DIDN'T ATTEND AN HIGHER INSTITUTION, BUT I CAN WRITE I GOT A PASSION FOR IT. IF YOU WERE ME WHAT WOULD YOU DO?? HOW CAN I MAKE A LIVING WITH JUST WRITING.


Your contributions and advice would be very welcomed THANKS I'll sit in the comments section.


Lalasticlala it would be kind if you or any mod pushed this topic to front page, I need answers
EducationI'M In Dire Need Of Your Advice And Answers. by SimDan95(op): 11:29am On Dec 15, 2019
After much deliberation and confusion about the irony of life I've decided to seek the diverse and wise advice of my fellow travelers in this journey of the unfair life.

Lemme go back a little, you see life was good till it got to the point I lost both parents, that was before my secondary school leaving exam, I finished school on merit (scholarship) so did my younger brother.

I have a senior bro and sis, so after school with no money to further my education, I was advised and taken ( by big bro ) to serve an uncle for four years which ended up turning sour for me, if you are wondering why your guess is as good as mine I was kicked out when I asked for my money. They brought up numerous complains of me, saying I'm a thief, scoundrel and incompetent.


I picked myself and traveled back to my bro's (big) place now married with a wife ( no child then). We'll I started getting sick regularly I was sick most times, but no one cared as much as buying me a single tablet.*sigh* I started having problems with my brothers wife she didn't want me in the house, I'd go hungry and starve coupled with my sickness most days I couldn't even stand up.


Most days I'd wish for death with tears in my eyes and I finally considered suicide.My Bro started finding fault with me then he shipped me away like a piece of dirt to my grandma's place in the village when I was at the point of death, he never called me till today for more than four years now.


Well the good old woman took care of me and in no time I felt better. With the desire to work I moved in with my sister and lil bro and engaged in any menial job I can lay me hands on till I got a job to work at a gas plant. Well the pay was manageable and I gave my support to those who stood by me. But it doesn't stop me from wondering and asking questions why life chose to be cruel.


Have I done something wrong to deserve this?? What are your other wealthy people doing right that the wretched are doing wrong??. I have a resolve to never go into crime but my morality is thining away with each passing minute. I mean look at the world around you, you'll see lil kids going into fraud and cashing out big time but the ones with the mindset of hustling legit are struggling from hand to mouth. They say hard work pays, but I've worked my bones out, I just seems I'm walking on a treadmill my legs are walking but I ain't moving forward*.



CONCLUSION

I'm at the crossroads right now, but I need your honest reply and advice. I've gone through things that if written here could fill the encyclopedia of human sorrow and suffering so I'm asking you guys this question “I'VE GOT NO BASIC SKILL, I DIDN'T ATTEND AN HIGHER INSTITUTION, BUT I CAN WRITE I GOT A PASSION FOR IT. IF YOU WERE ME WHAT WOULD YOU DO?? HOW CAN I MAKE A LIVING WITH JUST WRITING”.


Your contributions and advice would be very welcomed THANKS I'll sit in the comments section


Lalasticlala it would be kind if you or any mod pushed this topic to front page, I need answers
FamilyWould You Be Kind To Advice Me According To Your Discretion?? by SimDan95(op): 11:15am On Dec 15, 2019
After much deliberation and confusion about the irony of life I've decided to seek the diverse and wise advice of my fellow travelers in this journey of the unfair life.

Lemme go back a little, you see life was good till it got to the point I lost both parents, that was before my secondary school leaving exam, I finished school on merit (scholarship) so did my younger brother.

I have a senior bro and sis, so after school with no money to further my education, I was advised and taken ( by big bro ) to serve an uncle for four years which ended up turning sour for me, if you are wondering why your guess is as good as mine I was kicked out when I asked for my money. They brought up numerous complains of me, saying I'm a thief, scoundrel and incompetent.


I picked myself and traveled back to my bro's (big) place now married with a wife ( no child then). We'll I started getting sick regularly I was sick most times, but no one cared as much as buying me a single tablet.*sigh* I started having problems with my brothers wife she didn't want me in the house, I'd go hungry and starve coupled with my sickness most days I couldn't even stand up.


Most days I'd wish for death with tears in my eyes and I finally considered suicide.My Bro started finding fault with me then he shipped me away like a piece of dirt to my grandma's place in the village when I was at the point of death, he never called me till today for more than four years now.


Well the good old woman took care of me and in no time I felt better. With the desire to work I moved in with my sister and lil bro and engaged in any menial job I can lay me hands on till I got a job to work at a gas plant. Well the pay was manageable and I gave my support to those who stood by me. But it doesn't stop me from wondering and asking questions why life chose to be cruel.

Have I done something wrong to deserve this?? What are your other wealthy people doing right that the wretched are doing wrong??. I have a resolve to never go into crime but my morality is thining away with each passing minute. I mean look at the world around you, you'll see lil kids going into fraud and cashing out big time but the ones with the mindset of hustling legit are struggling from hand to mouth. They say hard work pays, but I've worked my bones out, It just seems I'm walking on a treadmill my legs are walking but I ain't moving forward.



CONCLUSION

I'm at the crossroads right now, but I need your honest reply and advice. I've gone through things that if written here could fill the encyclopedia of human sorrow and suffering so I'm asking you guys this question “I'VE GOT NO BASIC SKILL, I DIDN'T ATTEND AN HIGHER INSTITUTION, BUT I CAN WRITE I GOT A PASSION FOR IT. IF YOU WERE ME WHAT WOULD YOU DO?? HOW CAN I MAKE A LIVING WITH JUST WRITING”.


Your contributions and advice would be very welcomed THANKS I'll sit in the comments section


Lalasticlala it would be kind if you or any mod pushed this topic to front page, I need answers
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Will Receive Full Salaries, Allowances In Prison – Senate by SimDan95(m): 12:27pm On Dec 09, 2019
If I start calling this shithole a zoo, they'll say I'm a bigot or they'll proscribe me ipob, now what will u call this fvckery.


They are many civil slaves( I won't say servant cos it's more like slaves) going for months without salaries, a lotta retired elderly ones going without pensions, but a criminalised thieving douchebag is receiving millions per months in prison and will also receive gelatious pensions and u tell me we are ok in this country.



His cohorts are even in support of these ...................................... I'm short of words to use.


Anyway we ain't gonna make any progress until we pass a bill into law that start hanging corrupt politicians by their balls.

*pen god*

CelebritiesRe: Fans Throw Bottles At Cardi B At Ghanaian Stadium Concert by SimDan95(m): 12:10pm On Dec 09, 2019
Whatever the misunderstanding ghanians could have just used a little bit of their God given brains if they had any.


True, this American celebs can be proud and pompous at times, but success comes with a level of little excess self esteem that could be over looked by the hosting party.
Now they decided to disgrace their ancestors, and invite gross critics to their dying noise racking tasteless music they produce. Their forefathers must be cowering their heads in shame.


That's why we Nigerians differ from every African nation,we are highly appreciated and recognized cos we apply wisdom and intellect I. our dealings.


sadly we are being ruled by a zombie clueless lifeless shag, while his minions flood social media in desperate attempts to defend their paylord master.if u think I'm lying ask the dead meat seller.
*picks blunt*

CelebritiesRe: Cardi B: I Need An Igbo Man To Get Me Pregnant Tonight by SimDan95(m): 11:12am On Dec 09, 2019
What did u expect her to say after sizing up zlatan, Davido and their likes to know that they can't perform their manly duties properly.


U see the pendulum of an ibo man was meant for Mass destruction, it seems the inner spockets of any glory hole and drills in like a supercharged twin turbo V12 engine. An ibo man was designed with the agility and stamina of pulling incredible feats and breaking records in fvckiology.


That's why Ramotu would rather go to hell than leaving my ever ready drilling machine, it inspires her visionary goals reminding her of her pledge of worshipping my weapon even though it sends her to Limbo.

Iya Risika can never have enough of me while she moved in a glorious suprano while her ram my 8.9" slithering monstrosity into her ever welcoming love hole.

Cardi b knows, cos she's a confirm hood niccur in case u are serious u can contact me I would be glad to send u to Jerusalem and back.


*drops pen*

CelebritiesRe: Angry Ghanaians Throw Water Bottles At Cardi B by SimDan95(m): 10:57am On Dec 09, 2019
Whatever the misunderstanding ghanians could have just used a little bit of their God given brains if they had any.


True, this American celebs can be proud and pompous at times, but success comes with a level of little excess self esteem that could be over looked by the hosting party.

Now they decided to disgrace their ancestors, and invite gross critics to their dying noise racking tasteless music they produce. Their forefathers must be cowering their heads in shame.


That's why we Nigerians differ from every African nation,we are highly appreciated and recognized cos we apply wisdom and intellect I. our dealings.

sadly we are being ruled by a zombie clueless lifeless shag, while his minions flood social media in desperate attempts to defend their paylord master.if u think I'm lying ask the dead meat seller.

*picks blunt*

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