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FlipModeSquade:
At your age?
You are still living in a brain washed flight of fancy..
Rapture ko, capture ni..😂

May GOD help you, Bro..
It's really really unfortunate..

FlipModeSquade:
LoL..
Dey play..
At your age..
You still believe in Father Christmas..😂

😔.., for you, that your heart and soul have been sold for a stipend, it's so unfortunate😔

May GOD Open Your Eyes And May You Not Be, As In The Times Of Noah, Amongst Those Left Behind And Destroyed By The Flood..
It'll Be An Eternity Of Unquenchable Flames!!!

Please, Ask That GOD Opens Your Eyes..
Don't Be Carried Away No Matter The Issues!

What's good? Dress decently.. SIMPLE!!!

GOD forbid that i miss the rapture.. In GOD'S Own Mercy, i won't miss eternity with HIM in Paradise... everything no be play play oo

we hired you, you hired another.
.., it means, we hired a supervisory committee

Very Impressive..

dey go, abeg come dey go.,
.., no make me say GOD punish you

Look at his temerity!!!

it feels good and elating to know that foreigners, no matter how terribly known our country is, crave for citizenship in Nigeria..


I really am gladdened... It's nice!!!

oga better keep ur mouth shut oo
.., ur talk talk go come make dem tell you say ur church dey under high tension, come comot am for you because of ur mouth.. keep quiet oo

as wetin? oga, dey go your country joor..
You've been a very terrible stigma in Nigeria..
Just vamus, please.. ByeBye

As always, good riddance to bad rubbish

it takes a thief to stop a thief
.., and for the first time, i tend to agree..

Chinny024:
Ya di baa oooo
Kee ije nwanne?

Udo gba shoe dị sharp😎👍
Kee ncha bu omo? Kee nke n'eme?

I nuzighi m ozi gị na ... na email

Mansionpage:
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😔😔😔😔

ManirBK:
Ipob why

This Isn't IPOB.. These Are Infiltrators Wrongfully Impersonating The Freedom Fighters Of The Indigenous People Of Biafra

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭RIP To The Deceased..

Hamachi:
● 6 things you should never tell everyone ●

I have come to realize that some of the problems we are facing in life all started from, sharing too much information with others, which came back to hurt us.

If you want to live a fulfilled life, here are six things I think, you should never tell people:

● Your deepest fears and insecurities:

These are private matters that should only be shared with someone you trust completely. Telling others can leave you feeling vulnerable and exposed.

● Your financial situation: Money can be a touchy subject, and discussing your finances with others can lead to jealousy, judgment, and unwanted advice.

● Your romantic problems: While it's important to have a support system, airing your romantic problems to everyone can lead to unwanted opinions and gossip.

● Your personal goals: Keep your personal goals to yourself until you have achieved them. Sharing them prematurely can lead to discouragement and criticism.

●Your negative opinions about others: Speaking negatively about others only reflects poorly on yourself. Instead, focus on positivity and building others up.

● Your past mistakes and regrets: Your past mistakes do not define you, and sharing them can lead to unnecessary shame and judgment. Focus on learning from them and moving forward.

Remember, that Trust is a precious gift that should be given with caution, and not everyone deserves access to the sacred spaces of our hearts and minds.

To live a fulfilled life, we must learn to discern those who are worthy of our trust, from those who only seek to betray it.

Well Scripted!!! ....... Beautiful .......😘😘

yarimo:
It shall never be well with PETER OBI and his unknown gun men killing and kidnapping innocent people

🙄🙄stop hating and have long life
.., continue hating and be sad at will..

Peter never did anything to end a life here..

Idaytesj29:
50 black mamba, 16 king Cobra, 12 Gaboon viper, 21 rock python, 6 Anacondas and 30 Crocs. With all them living with you, you can never be lonely. Congratulations 🎉

Chai.... Hei ...... 🙄😲
You're very wicked ooo

Anyway, that one sef no dey alright 😒

Binancian:
More pix
Night views

This Is So Beautiful ❤️

Ihateheadslamer:
Akwa ibom Amaka

Airport nke a amaka kwa oo😊👍

Angelfrost:
I thought I was the only person who noticed and got irritated by that nonsense... As if such is strictly common with Nigerians, or that she actually has dual parents!

Imagine the gross insult😒
.., so very stupidly annoying..

There's Only Hope In GOD😓😓

internationalman:
I just imagine something.

Imagine after you recently married your wife and both of you were just chilling in the bed when you accidentally glanced through her phone on her hand while she was surfing Nairaland and you saw Soifra as the username at the top of the webpage.

As much as she's notoriously hated here as a feminist and a man hater, what would you do..

I think people like her are a completely different representation of something or someone different in real life than they are on social media..

She might be the coolest chick any guy would want to end up with in real life

😏😏 .., shebi here na multiverse abi na outer space? .., showa okay sha? Ogbeni na she for everywhere., for real life and nairaland, ahhh

TsbAfrica:
What did the American parents say jare

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Savedday2:
Instead of you to say no man will ever accept to marry ur sorry *SS . You here forming rubbish.

9ja girls are so useless. The only thing they are good for is one indomie and one egg.

Ashawo!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude, you're vocally brutal

siofra:
So, I told my parents I don't want to get married. I do not recommend telling your Nigerian parents you don't want to get married😹

My mom put her hand on her head and looked at me with pity lol. She said I don't have a goal in life, she said I'm empty.

My father was even more dramatic. He started praying o. He told me to kneel down and starting casting and binding all the evil spirits and his village people.

Ngl, it was hilarious. It's not like I don't want to get married though, I just wanted to see their reactions.

But why can't parents accept that not everyone wants to follow the way they did things? That I don't want a husband doesn't mean something is wrong with me and I won't be lonely because I plan on having 29 cats, a dozen goats and scores of chickens.

🙄🙄🙄
What sort of thread is this?
What do you mean by "you told your naija parents?" Do you have foreign parents?

#Good-Riddance-To-Bad-Rubbish

wahala
Did GOD ever stop a Pastor from being on a dating app, finding true love on a dating app or being in love? If HIM stop am, where for Bible?

.., nawa oo, leave pastor alone🤣🤣
una too like vawulence for nairaland

😔😔
One Thing Is For Sure..
Someday Someway Someplace..
The Truth Will Surface And All Will Believe..

".., the truth is a lion., you actually don't need to defend it., it will fight to defend itself ,.."

We know we, as a country, have annoyed Our MAKER above and we are sorry and willing to make amends and live our lives in HIS Ways..
We actually ask of THEE, Gracious LORD, to speedily come to our rescue and contain this menace being called democracy which is actually autocracy, some worth dictatorship..
We trust, hope and pray that you will come to our rescue and rescind, annual and nolify all the evil plans of humans that wickedly make themselves gods in a political party called APC at the expense to the comfortable livelihood of the citizens of our dear country, Nigeria..

Amen

STEWpid:
Chai..

Commissioning can also happen from Saudi Arabia.

🤣🤣ode, you too like vawulence

tesppidd:
Nigeria is not Kenya,

It would take another 100 years for a Presidential election to be nullified around here.

Even if the Chairman of INEC is caught snatching all the ballot boxes, for the sake of national interest and security, the results must stand.

The motto here is, "win first and let's go to court, just win first"

It's very unfortunate..
Next time, make human being come tell me say make i come out come cast vote again.. Na slap!

Exclusive101:
This one na cork n bull story
Same Tinubu Buhari use Military to harras,
Cabal working tirelessly to ensure he does not win from primary to main election, Emefiele new naira policy to destroy is support base n Buhari outright lackadaisical altitude to his ambition just to please his tribesmen Atiku.

Which candidate as ever emerge as president under such condition in the history of Nigeria ? Did Ebele face half of this before he lost election or did Yardua when he admitted his election was rigged to favour him.

Conduct election a million times with Atiku n Obi Pandora on different tickets Tinubu will win based on that a trillion n one times even if it is FBI that conduct the election.

Just imagine if the new naira policy n military were not against Tinubu does you wretched soul.know he would have won the election with over 5 million extra votes.

Stay there make pant de wear your mama.

🙄🙄wow

christejames:
😂 😂 😂 😂


This is obviously one of the presidential fleets of planes that was repainted... They want to obfuscate the mindset of the masses in their grand corruption and malfeasance. The worst government in the history of humanity!


Billions of naira budgeted for this have all gone down the drain.




Our Judiciary, please come to our rescue!

Ọmọ, no more judiciary for Nigeria oo
Wetin dey for Nigeria now na moneciary...

dis guy don chop APC money wella
.., leaving Niger Delta region, going to Abuja to stage stuffs like these for APC means alot and we all know who the dickhead behind this, is..

obi4eze:
A lot of people seem to know what the outcome will be. But hear this again: Tinubu will NOT be sworn-in.

I pray earnestly that your last sentence comes to reality.. That's my very earnest prayer😓