₦airaland Forum

Wagwanbrethren:
Okay, daddy. But it won't stop Tinubu from ruling you and your family for 4/8 yrs. He's your God and savior. You and your family shall now before him! 🤣

Excuse me please..
What's in your last sentence..
I couldn't understand it correctly..

saintjimos:
I wish he will grant him presidential pardon

BAT might do that, if maybe, he will ... 🙄🙄
I guess ......

FreeStuffsNG:
It is strictly by invitation. All the activities lined up for the Inauguration are not for your ilks sir.
Sincerely, we do not want unpatriotic elements and bad energy around the events.

Please did Atiku steal second place from Mr Obi too?

God bless President-Elect Asiwaju Tinubu, GCFR.
God bless HE VP-Elect Shettima,GCON.
God bless Nigeria for ever!

A free show strictly by invitation?🙄
This doesn't add up well

1Sharon:
So how did you know your sister was a virgin? It's not even your business either.

It's not my business.. that's true, dearie..
In our family, we know each other very much.. she hardly got good with guys those days.. almost always indoors.. it's a whole lot.. apparently, we kinda forced her to go out to meet people and stuffs.. unlike the other one that grew up in the boarding school

Amaly:
I know people from the other side of the moral divide will come against this great lady who is a pride to womanhood. Are we suppose to be celebrating the female corpers who spend their service year servicing every available man from camp to place of primary assignment? I heard of one old creature for whom Old things refused to pass away, who was getting laid by her student in the school where she taught. If your muscles don't move because of her it is great cause she is not your wife. Let your wife move your muscles not a stranger. We are not dogs who just meet move muscles and mate, we are humans dignified with the image of God

Image of GOD ... Good
That's why virginity is not to be celebrated..
It is a private thing between you and GOD, a thing of covenant, a very adored spiritual milestone to thank GOD for PERSONALLY not to being in the public terrain.. Who knows if she lacked opportunity to lose her virginity? Bringing it to the public to celebrate her virginity is the most stupidest thing she has done and looking at her, she's not even appealing.. If it were Hilda Baci that said she was a virgin and it was true, waaaaat, you'll scream but hell NO, this one like broom stick, from zulu tribe is publicizing virginity... MADNESS.. She should go to the altar to thank GOD personally, not to bring it to the public.. That's my take.. You'll understand what i'm saying if you're truly a virtuous woman

Stop Exposing Your Ancestors

Angelfrost:
Which bed??!... Watching and laughing my ass off!

Newcastle will slaughter these fools come Sunday!

As in eeeeeh

Chelsea are just cheerful givers ...
4-0 already, more to come on a gold platter..

Watabombshell..
.., they have allowed Man Utd to lubricate their vessels, to cave their gardens and to burn their bushes very comfortably.. watabombshell🤣🤣

Flangelo12:
If he doesn't pay, seize all his property.
Dam Borough ba to the idiot.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My GOD, bros, na hausa be dis?
Wetin be dan boro ...... wetin wetin ?
Ọmọ, your blood dey hot oooo... Haba

N2B2:
I'll admit I began to lose hope when Man Utd capitulated after their positive post-world cup spell. I'm a united fan (check my posts), but I'm often very critical of their shortcomings. That midfield must perform better in the FA cup final than they are now if Utd is to stand a chance against City.

Even if Man Utd are in Newcastle's outstanding form, Man City will wotoporiously beat them..

🤣🤣🤣

Teeroyzimma:
Banter fc (Arsenal) is not even better than this trash Chelsea side

You're joking, right ?
You can't be serious, comparing a comfortably 12th place team with a 2nd place team which, when checked, the 12th place team were beaten twice by the 2nd place team and you're saying the 12th place team is better than the 2nd place team? Seriously....

I can now conclusively say that you'll make a Tinubu-Council kind of lawyer.. Simple🤣🤣🤣

riverbird:
Behold a druggy presido ,

Seriously not good ...
Indeed we need divine intervention 🙄
Something is about being messy for Muhammadu Buhari immediately he leaves..
Mark these words..

riverbird:
Your stupidity is stinkingly oozing out...

No be small oozing out..
That guy is just not alright..
Hapugodi anumanu ahụ biko

Tinubu, indeed, a drug lord 😎

Veezy4u:
dat fine acrobatic finish wey Liverpool n arsenal fans de vex pass Bournemouth self🤭

.., dey well, i be Arsenal fan
.., wetin you dey mean sef 🤣😅😅
Ọmọ, no mind me... the goal make sense

Chinny024:
He should just confess to the crime early enough....He brought shame to himself as well..Is over the news..BBC,CNN,Aljazerah and fox news connected live😭😭😭...A whole Nigeria Fmr.Senate President was watched live on chains ⛓😳🙄 in the UK..Tears rolled down my cheek seeing him on BBC..

I couldn't hold it..Was just weeping for three reasons.

1. He did what every sensible father could have done to save his daughter but in the wrong way.

2.His image, Nigerians image and career of his family is already at stack...

3.Can the daughter ever get rid of this trauma knowing fully well she put her parents behind bar for a decade..?

Many questions moved my mind a bit..

He who without sin should throw the stone first.
We move..

At stake..

Nnenne, okwu gị nke a amaka kwa..
Mana nna nwata nwanyị ahụ emeterọ ya chaa chaa.. Ọ maghi nwata nwoke chọrọ i churu nwa ya nwanyị aja ndu.. Iberibe nwoke kpọrọ onwe ya dokinta Obinna jere nye nwa ahụ nwobere ego, ọ nyezughi ya ihe Senator nyere ya ka ọ nyezue ya.. Ọtụtụ ihe n'adịghị mma ka nwoke ahu bu Senator Ike Ekweremmadu mere n'adịghị mma chaa chaa.. Ọ chetaghi na ala bekee abụghị ala Naijiria

Rapheal85er:
>:

Mr Eric has change phone number from glo to MTN

🙄🤔wait oooo
I stand to be corrected..
No be Casemiro score that only goal against Bournemouth last weekend, abi na my brain dey do me strong thing?

MrPOTUS:
1 minute silence for Liverpool fans

Europa is their portion this season..

Chelsea, ọ gịnị n'eme nu oo?

ruffDiamond:
the best gift a woman can offer her husband.. at least ,for starter na ..I hate body of even 1!

My brother....
This is a bitter confession 😓😓😓
My immediate younger sisters got married..
The first was a virgin before marriage and is almost all a man will ask for, even gave birth to twins at first pregnancy but the marriage got bursted after 5years.. The second was not a virgin, infact was a badddoooo but until now, she is still perfectly in their home and peaceful.. My brother, virginity is a covenant one keeps personal.. It's a holy thing between you and GOD, not for the public...

Chinny024:
Pele.sir

It's well

Hey Sis..
I got a notification that you just emailed me..
I'm sorry i've lost the password to that email and has not been functional by me.. You can email me on beverheights90210@gmail.com..
I'll get your mail ASAP..

Amaly:
Thank God for your life you are a role model to all those who aspire to swim against the tide of perversion and decadence.

Her virginity is lack of opportunity..
This type near me, i'll simply think it's a log of wood and pass by.. She won't be able to make most men move a muscle.. She's not appealing in almost all aspects.. Publicly praising herself is indirectly disgracing herself.. Seriously..
some ladies lack simple brain in dealings😒

please, is being a virgin an achievement?
This is a privilege and an issue between you and your Maker above, not what you advertise. Jesus, what's happening to our ladies, acting as though they think through their asses?
You can probably add it to your resume..🙄🙄

caye:
Like the Portuguese cane to Benin in the 16th century to gather information,I suspect that these generation of Europeans are down to unclean intentions in their movements around Africa these days.

Never trust the white man.

Exactly..... Well spoken.....
Let me not just judge them for now......
🤔but like you said, my hunch tells me that something somewhere isn't just adding up..

LeeSmart:
ma broda no vex ooo how i take owe you?

On a football game night .... 10k

patorial:
Checking out your tribalistic country, I guess.

Sounds exhorting.. Thank you

Harrynight:
Nairaland forum shouldn't be all about Politics, tinubu, buhari Obi and yeyebrities
Sometimes let's engage in some other things affecting us individually

I believe that.. you're right 👍

diplomat058:
Now, cry more. Knock your flat senseless head on the ground and start screaming biafla mandate 😂

It's alright..
I never said this to pick up a banterer 😏😏

Chucks13:
Sorry oo hope you haven't faint yet?

Pls someone should locate this guy to check if he hasn't develop heart attack.

Sorry, ndooh!!! The pain is real.

☺️i smiled while singing..
There wasn't any sign of pain.. Thank you

Moh247:
Tinubu moved to Defense House

Buhari moved to Glass house

Obi moved to.... I don't know

Obi moved to Banana Island House

SheikhMuniru:
Buhari to rest in peace in Daura

..., that's if he's from Daura🙄😒