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bilulu:Bros, talk to a lawyer ASAP! Do not return the money, it is yours. If they fire you because of a flimsy excuse, take your case to the Industrial Court. Your case would be heard sharp sharp. Do not fret!!!! |
RoyalBlak007:I cried the day I watched this on youtube... link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T4NN96iYSU. The guy also bought a house for his dad... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIRiuUxadTg |
casler:You welcome Ma. While at it, it wouldn't be a bad idea to buy Lamb's Tales from Shakespeare, Brighter Grammar, Charles Dickens, etc. If you are Yoruba, D.O. Fagunwa's books are highly recommended. Don't know of any Igbo or Hausa famous authors that write all their novels in their native tongue. babythug:Which of the juices? Apple, orange, pineapple, mango, cashew? ![]() |
casler:I'm not a female or mother but I guess my answer should be welcome. The summary of it is that you have to teach! When I was young (over 5 years), my dad would buy writing books for us and it helped a lot. Sogo buy them writing books (loads of them) and ask the child to practice, practice and practice some more. Then different children have different character traits! Some are always in a hurry (typical me), some are very meticulous (my elder brother). I guess you can tell who has the better handwriting. So study your child too. If the child just started using pens instead of pencil, it'll take some time to adjust and his or her books will be soiled often (happened a lot to me). You women dey try... Cheers!!!! |
czaratwork:Please do not let us turn this thread to an IT thread... Anyone that has questions on IT should ask. I am not planning to immigrate to Canny Land (at least not yet) so please do not ask me any Canny related question. I will try address the bolded. 1. https://www.economist.com/news/business/21695908-silicon-valley-fights-talent-universities-struggle-hold-their. The article was published 2016 and you can't argue with it. Anyone that is alarmed by what is going on with salaries of AI experts should please read it. 2. The US has a habit of offering veterans jobs, training etc to help them reintegrate into the family and society. Schlumberger has career paths for veterans alone! For the doubting Thomases that want to confirm, please visit https://careers.slb.com/experiencedprofessionals/military.aspx And I have seen this with a lot of US companies... 3. In Canada, this may work out; in Nigeria, its DOA. Nigerians set up bodies to protect their interests and to expand their monopolistic tendencies so "bodies" in Nigeria are not very interesting for people who are just curious. So instead, I would suggest people should visit Evenbrite, Meetup etc and look for events that pique their interest. https://www.eventbrite.com/d/nigeria--lagos/events/ https://www.meetup.com/find/events/ |
klexycole:Below are roles in IT that combine disciplines from different fields. There are a. Project managers b. Product managers c. Community managers d. UX/UI designers e. Human resource (abi IT companies no dey recruit?) f. Sales g. Marketing h. Finance h. Legal (especially intellectual property) i. PR j. Business development (Nigerian companies have so much bastardised this term that a lot of people now associate it with marketing! It is not!!!) But looking at core IT i. System administrator (PC and Servers) ii. Software QA tester (manual testers do not require coding experience but automation testers do) iii. Data analyst iv. SEO specialist v. Support (support is quite large so I'm lumping them together. For instance, Amazon Web Services has over 19 core products grouped by functionality [https://aws.amazon.com/products/] with each having its own support team. I know because I use AWS) There are other fields but I can't possibly list them all. I am attaching links so that you can see the kinds of roles tech companies currently have vacancies for. These may not be Canadian companies but by going through their current job openings, you can have a general idea of how large IT really is. Cheers!!! https://discordapp.com/jobs https://www.messagebird.com/en/careers https://www.twilio.com/company/jobs |
teeebest:Yeah it is... You welcome |
maziude:The thing with IT is it's quite very wide and a lot of people do not know where to start from. A lot of people visit Google looking for information about the IT industry and end up being more confused than before. It happened to me. So, I think the starting point for most people is to look for that point where their current job or something they would like to do in the future intersects with IT. That way, it is easily relatable and narrowed down. For example, someone interested in programming should first ask the language used to write that HR software they use at work; someone interested in the web should ask the languages used to develop websites. Someone interested in networking should ask himself or herself who the leading manufacturers of routers are before taking any classes. Another misconception a lot of people have is that IT all about programming. This is not true as there are many jobs in the IT industry that do not involve writing a single line of code. |
Welder:I have been a silent reader here for so long (over 5 months now) and I think this particular question went unanswered. A VM is a Virtual Machine; think of it as a container that can house another Operating System on your computer that is independent of the host (your computer). The host provides storage (disk space), processor power, ram and hardware access to the Virtual Machine. So if you have a system with 4GB ram, you can assign 1GB ram to the VM comfortably. Hardware access enables you to use tools like flash drives, webcam, external mice, keyboard, modems, wireless, Bluetooth etc. There are many makers of VM software: VMWare, Oracle VirtualBox, Parallels etc. But I prefer Virtual Box because it is not as heavy as VMWare and it is Open Source (free). Why would you want to install a VM? Say your computer is running Windows 7 or Win 10 Pro, and you're studying for LPIC (Linux Professional Institute Certification). You will need to install a Linux Operating System (popularly called Distro) so that you will be able to administer the OS and work on the famous Linux command line. You can decide to do this in three ways a. Buy a new computer and install the Linix distro on it. b. Install the Linux distro on your machine the normal way. This would add a prompt to your boot screen everytime you boot your machine asking you which Operating System you want to boot (this one na long thing). c. Install a virtualization software and install the Linux distro in it. So with virtualization, you can install multiple Operating systems on your computer. The above is just one use case out of many. I am a developer (HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Php, Laravel) and web developers use VMs a lot because you want your local development environment to closely resemble the server environment in which your web project will be hosted. So we install VMs to simulate the server environment and test the software in that environment before deployment. I hope my explanation makes some sense... N.B: I am still waiting to see a software developer on this thread. Abi Nigerian software developers are not migrating to Canny Land? To all the Ogas in the house, keep shining |
baqina:You sabi person... Now you know |
Gerrard59:OK... But then, it's not a secret that Iyin is 29 na |
Oga Jarus, I was really expecting to see Iyin co-founder of Andela, and current CEO of flutterwave, and while you mentioned the co-founder of Paystack, I would have expected that you included Shola too in your list... FYI, Shola would have remained a solo founder but getting a cofounder was one of the requirements of getting into YC. Then there are a host of others; Mamalette, LifeBank (Temi Giwa), Oluyomi Ojo (Printivo),Bosun Tijani (CEO CcHub), WeCyclers (forgotten her name now) etc... |
Battywonder:You didn't tell us what you applied for but I have a very strong feeling that this is related to the internships they advertised recently. If it is, expect the usual GMAT and current affairs questions. I'd brush up on company history too if I were you. BUT if you applied for a developer focused role, then you should be prepared for developer related questions. From what I have heard, flutterwave is a great place to work, all the best. |
Benz4pimp:Bros, I can reliably yell you that a lot of Yahoo boys do this... The stories you hear may be fake but it does not mean guys are not doing what the stories say they do. |
princeryle1: Ikennali01:I still had a chat with Femi yesterday night; the only reason people think he is the younger one is that he is gentler. Also, Tobi graduated before Femi because while Tobi studied a 4-year course, Femi studied a 5-year course. If he blew his trumpet the way Tobi does, we all would know him. How many people here know that Femi is the CEO of KraksTV? How many people here know he has an MSc. from a very reputable institution in the UK? But because the guy is so low key, bloggers have resorted to calling him the younger one! He even joked that now that Tobi is in BBN, he don cast. For those who would like to check him out, follow the link below. I do not doubt Tobi's age in any form because I have in fact seen Femi's D.O.B on a number of occasions. But trust bloggers and fake news... https://www.linkedin.com/in/oluwafemi-bakre-49645214/ |
I can say for a fact that Femi is, in fact, Tobi's elder brother. Reason y'all think Tobi is the elder is because he graduated first. And he did because they both got into Unilag the same year; Femi studied Electrical Eng (5-year course) while Tobi studied a 4-year course. But because Femi is a very low-key person despite all his achievements, people think he is the junior. Smh for bloggers |
rasojie:See question o. How did you apply? Do you know what Microsoft represents? Well, I did an internship with a multi national telecoms coy back in the day and the experience was the bomb! Do you know how it feels working with smart, brilliant people? That's what you get at most if not all multi nationals. The trainings, the events, the places you go, the people you meet and the technologies you learn. I don't know the track you were selected for but I want to guess that it's not IT related. If it was, you wouldn't be here asking this question. If you are still in doubt of that internship, please, advertise it on Nairaland and see how.many people would want to snatch it. |
Spylord48:Send me a PM |
otunba88:Send me a PM and I'll reply you... |
modsRbastard:What you failed to consider is that most auto makers try to satisfy consumers with some basic criteria on a scale of preference ish. For a Benz, luxury first. For a BMW, driving dynamics first. And this scale.of.preference trickles down into all the products they make. So auto heads will tell you anytime anyday that you buy a Merc for the luxury and a BMW for its.driving thrill. That's one of the reasons why BMW will always be second to Benz in luxury and that's also why AMGs will always be second to M series in driving dynamics and handling. So when they say you ride a Merc and drive a BMW, that's what they essentially mean. It's just the way it is bro |
Spylord48:There are loads of places you can learn from online. Especially if you are on a budget and can't afford to splash a lot but you have to also be on the lookout for opportunities. There are websites that offer MOOCs (Massive Open Online Courses) in partnership with various Institutions and Corporate organizations. Such websites include Coursera, Edx etc. Then I would also suggest that you follow people who are experts in the fields you want to learn from on Twitter. Believe me, opportunities pop up when you least expect. For instance Wes Bos today announced that his CSS Grids course is ready for free. The cost of the course was covered by Mozilla Foundation (makers of Mozilla browser). If I don't follow him on Twitter, I might never know. Also, Andela through its Andela Learning Community (ALC) has been training people for free remotely with the help of some of their partners. I was part of the ALC 1.0 where I learned android development. A certificate by Google in partnership with Udacity was issued to all graduates of this programme. Now, I'm part of ALC 2.0 learning front-end development. The front-end development program is in partnership with Microsoft and Edx. In the next 4 months, if I complete the course, I will be getting a certificate backed by Microsoft. In conclusion, Udacity and Udemy also have free courses. You should also check out Microsoft Virtual Academy! Then I suggest you monitor those folks at LinkedIn. LinkedIn acquired Lynda.com before they were acquired by Microsoft and they steadily give out courses for free. In fact, in a particular month of the year, LinkedIn has a free learning week that they offer a large number of the courses on Lynda.com for free! Bless up!!!! Edit Quite a number of people have sent me PMs all asking the same question: How do I get started? The answer is quite simple really, a. Google any of the websites I and others have mentioned b. Register on the ones you choose c. Search for their free courses that interest you d. Enrol for the course e. Start the course d. Finish the course It's not rocket science!!! However, if you are undecided about which programming language to learn, the career path for that language or any other questions strictly related to programming, then shoot me a PM. Thank you |
sleekchic:This legit had me in stitches |
Case 1: You didn't inform your wife of your friend's visit or you did and she kicked against it. I just have to ask; did you inform your wife before your friend and his wife showed up at your doorstep? I know this may sound unreasonable, but I don't think you informed your wife of your friend's visit early enough. Or you informed her and she kicked against it but you went ahead and still accommodated your guests. And to top it off, you gave a guest she didn't welcome the permission to enter "her" kitchen to cook! Damn! If my hunches are true, then your wife is just being territorial. First you need to talk to her that you didn't mean to offend her by bringing guests to the house without her knowledge/consent. Then have her apologize to the couple for her behavior. I know the chauvinists here would scream blue murder! How dare he apologise for bringing visitors into "his" house!!! Bros, they won't be there when your wife is making the house a living hell for you o. Case 2: Me and my husband; no friends, visitors or relatives allowed. But if this is a case of her not wanting friends and family to visit, then you have your job cut out for you by making her understand that people and relationships are greater than money. In the meantime, your wife has already embarrassed your guests and I don't think your friend's wife would allow them stay in that house till the period they originally planned. |
Stop comparing sleep to death |
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The Big Data Internship Program aims to teach how to perform Big Data Engineering on Microsoft Cloud Services. 3. CRM This internship focusses on the CRM components of Microsoft Dynamics 365 Customer Engagement and Sales. It covers terms, concepts and many of the components that make up the Microsoft Dynamics 365 system. 4. Office 365 The Office 365 Internship program aims to teach foundational knowledge and skills on underlying cloud technologies as well as Office 365. This program provides students with the knowledge and skills required to evaluate, plan, deploy, and operate Microsoft Office 365 services, including its identities, dependencies, requirements, and supporting technologies. 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A Technical intern must have: • Computer science/ IT Qualification • Networking skills • Graphic Design Skills • Web Development Skills • Previous experience in a variety of server & Desktop based operating system • the ability to assess and solve issues in a high-pressure environment • the ability to multitask without sacrificing attention to details • the ability to work effectively with other groups and teams • the ability to come up to speed on new project areas • the passion for technology Responsibilities Main tasks and duties: • Keeping log of connectivity usage, Liaising with Network Providers, Updating web contents • Participating in Technical Readiness and Completing Technical Readiness Assessment activities • Providing technical support as assigned by Team Leads on deployment Engagements • Preparation of assigned Technical and Project Documentation • Attaining the MCSE (Microsoft Certified Solutions Expert) certification at the minimum • Provide technical support for the organization staff and this includes website and device maintenance • Help customers discover, buy, use, and love the solution • Acquire an Office 365 expertise • Perform functional analysis, timeline analysis, detail trade studies • Analyse and translate customer requirements into hardware and software specifications • Solve complex problems quickly and effectively General Information Salary range: Not specified Additional information: Not specified Contract type: Temporary Job type: Full Time Location: Area of work: Information technology, software development, data Seniority: Intern or trainee Job Requirements Required education: Bachelor's degree Required relevant work experience: one month Required skills: Database query languages (SQL, others); Troubleshooting; Written communication; Verbal communication; Customer support, CRM systems; C, C# or C++; Computer, laptop maintenance and repair; Basic computer maintenance; Problem solving; IT support Required languages: English (Spoken: fluent | Written: fluent) https://www.fuzu.com/pro/register?from_apply=&job_id=32178 Sales Internship in Lagos, Nigeria Job Summary Do not apply if: - You are not a Nigerian citizen - You have not completed your degree - You have not completed your National Service - You are employed YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE DISQUALIFIED IF YOU FAIL TO REVEAL OR DISCLOSE TRUTHFUL INFORMATION World-Class Skills is about Microsoft's plans to develop a self-sustaining, world-class education platform, both online and offline, to help Africans develop skills for entrepreneurship and improved employability and competitiveness. 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Microsoft, in partnership with the host organization, offer you a unique opportunity to kick start your career. The Interns4Afrika internship program will provide you with a real-world work experience and new skills while working for a leading technology organization on the African continent. A Marketing intern must have: · Email Marketing · Data Mining and Microsoft Excel proficiency · Planning/ organizational skills and initiative · Good interpersonal skills · Excellent time management skills · Excellent oral and written communication skills · Influencing and presentation skills · Flexibility in work schedule · Knowledge of Budgeting and project management · Customer service skills · Ability to plan and prioritize and required · Working knowledge of MS office · Good negotiation skills Responsibilities Main tasks and duties: · Monitor and engage in relevant social discussions, competitors, and/or industry, both from existing leads and customers as well as from brand new audiences · Run regular social promotions and campaigns and track their success (e.g., Twitter chats, LinkedIn discussions, etc.) · Drive consistent, relevant traffic and leads from our social network presence · Search engine and store optimization · Track, measure, and analyze all initiatives to report on social media ROI Customer service support General Information Salary range: Not specified Additional information: Not specified Contract type: Temporary Job type: Full Time Location: Area of work: Sales, marketing, promotion Seniority: Intern or trainee Job Requirements Required education: Bachelor's degree Required relevant work experience: one month Required skills: Conflict and complaint resolution; Problem solving; Digital content development and editing (social media, blogs, etc.); Product demonstration and promotion; Marketing; Verbal communication; Negotiation; Customer support, CRM systems Required languages: English (Spoken: fluent | Written: fluent) https://www.fuzu.com/pro/register?from_apply=&job_id=30766 |
NaHiim:If you can truly do what you have written, then jobs should be sewrching for you (no offense). Go to Twitter and tweet your abilities. While at it, mention people like @colab, @markessien @neoighodaro @unicodeveloper. If you really want to go all out, visit radar.techcabal.com, register and create a topic. You'd definitely get responses. Thank me later |
Aside from structure, frameworks give you some things for free... With the right commands and config settings, a lot of things are handled for you. Example; php artisan make:auth command in laravel will generate boilerplate code for user authentication for you. this includes, registration, login, password reset, login throttling etc. Building ones user authentication from scratch is a big project on its own but with just one command, you have the basics in laravel. Another one I love is error handling. You see, what happens when someone visits a link in your app that does not exist? Or your server responds with a 500 error? These are handled by laravel for you automatically. If you want total control over how those pages are displayed and for which errors, you're welcome to extend it. And when it comes to building web services, your back is covered too! So frameworks offer a lot... Most people don't even scraethe surface with their projects. |
CaptainFM1:Broa, I know who took that original photograph. As in, I know him physically. Not some social media something. And he has been a photographer since he was a child because both his parents were photographers. Funny thing is, he posted that photo on Facebook in November; almost a month ago. And according to him, the boy jumped into his frame, and he couldn't allow his lovely pose waste. All it took was the click of the shutter. What makes me happy in all these is that the photographer was not the one pushing publicity for the little boy. In fact, his original Facebook post got only a handful of likes. So please, don't claim it is a planned something https://mobile.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155847757032071&id=821302070&set=a.10151832298132071.1073741877.821302070&source=56&ref=opera_speed_dial_freefb |
sobmos:Bros, please where do you read your news from? Read this Wikipedia link and show me where Pastors were mentioned as the target for those who can apply. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge When did parapsychologists, magicians, etc become Pastors and Prophets? Or did you not read the criteria to apply? If you're too lazy to click the link to find out the criteria for applicants, let me paste it here for you. On March 8, 2011, the JREF announced that qualifications were being altered to open the challenge to more applicants. Whereas applicants were previously required to submit press clippings and a letter from an academic institution to qualify, the new rules now require applicants to present either press clippings, a letter from an academic institution, or a public video demonstrating their ability. The JREF explained that these new rules would give people without media or academic documentation a way to be considered for testing, and would allow the JREF to use online video and social media to reach a wider audience. You guys would just read something somewhere and in a rush to prove how knowledgeable you are, you begin to twist facts to suit your narrative all for cheap likes on Nairaland, Facebook and Twitter. |
Lomprico2:YES!!!!! Covenant University and Landmark University both give scholarships. |
Damoxy:No one can know that since this is the first ALC partnership with Microsoft. But if you're alrewdy familiar with web technologies, you have nothing to be afraid of |
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