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Food › Re: Picture Of A Sewing Machine Cake by simplemach(m): 3:51pm On May 09, 2013
omo dis cake go dey tasty o, i go like chop the needle part.
Romance › Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by simplemach(m): 2:46pm On Apr 21, 2013
that slap will seal the love and make it very strong. Lol............ But i pity him sha
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Kano (Sabon Gari Luxury Bus Park) by simplemach(m): 7:11pm On Mar 18, 2013
just saw it on aljazeera now and they said its atleast 25. God help us
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Angel-shaped Cloud Appears After His Announcement by simplemach(m): 5:27am On Mar 17, 2013
wallahi, thank God i'm a catholic. Catholic for life.
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Smith Weds Prisca Akpegho (Pictures) by simplemach(m): 4:29pm On Jan 15, 2013
Na wao, so finally, i come comment second. Hmmmmm
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Smith Weds Prisca Akpegho (Pictures) by simplemach(m): 4:28pm On Jan 15, 2013
Na dia luck
Nairaland General › Re: The Good Or Bad Things That Happen To You In 2012? by simplemach(m): 5:55pm On Jan 02, 2013
bad things; -lost my bike, got shit from a beast who called himself my project supervisor. Good Things; -got a new and better bike, graduated from an ND that took me 4yrs, survived subsidy crises, bombing reprisal attack here in kaduna. thank God
Fashion › Re: Latest Rubber Shoes/rubber Footwears In Vogue: Your View About It by simplemach(m): 2:00pm On Jan 02, 2013
my problem is not even dat rubbers footwares are in vogue, but the exurbitant prices at which they are sold is what baffles me most........SMH..!
Politics › Re: Senator Pays N2.5M Cancer Patients' Bill by simplemach(m): 9:25am On Dec 28, 2012
Good, but will he be probed?
Business › Re: What Is Your Business Plan For 2013? by simplemach(m): 9:23am On Dec 28, 2012
Enterprenuership. chikena......
Phones › Re: Compare Current Call Tarriffs. Airtel, Etisalat, MTN, Glo by simplemach(m): 6:23pm On Dec 16, 2012
airtel all d way
Phones › Re: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by simplemach(m): 5:35am On Nov 21, 2012
nonsense........................!
Phones › Re: Mtn's New Mobile TV Service Turns Your Blackberry To TV by simplemach(m): 6:12pm On Nov 19, 2012
watch d tv for good 5hours at 2000naira per hour and win a BULLET TRAIN or 500MILLION DOLLARS price money. fire burn MTeeeeeN!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Scraps Canada Power Contract In Privatisation Setback by simplemach(m): 8:45pm On Nov 14, 2012
no even understand una self
Education › Re: Nigerian Student Accuses University Of Racism For Witholding His Qualification by simplemach(m): 7:26am On Nov 12, 2012
him no pass, dem hold him certificate period...!
Crime › Re: Suspected Armed Robber Set Ablaze In Warri, Delta State by simplemach(m): 7:21am On Nov 12, 2012
eyaaaaaa, and may be na maggi him steal
Education › Re: 21-Year-Old Nigerian Emerges UK's University Of Kent Most Outstanding Graduate by simplemach(m): 7:08am On Nov 08, 2012
thank God, she was my girlfriend in kaduna before she left. i am happy for my babe
Nairaland General › How Best Would A Blind And A Deaf/dumb Communicate by simplemach(op): 2:41pm On Nov 07, 2012
this has been on my mind for long and till now I,ve not gotten any idea on how possible it will be to establish a perfection communication channel between a blind and a deaf/dumb person
Politics › Re: Isreal Sold Non-Functional Drones To Nigeria For $240m by simplemach(m): 10:14am On Nov 05, 2012
wetin we want use drone do? where as i suspect the nigerian that paid for the contract must hav ordered for a cheaper one
Health › Re: How Do You View Fat People? by simplemach(m): 9:36pm On Nov 03, 2012
well, see them as xtralarge
Crime › Re: Names Of The Masterminds Of The Gruesome Murder Of ALUU4 by simplemach(m): 10:27am On Oct 16, 2012
Hmmm, 2 boys, 2 girls......... What a man can do.......................?
Business › Re: Checking Your GTBANK Account Balance Via SMS by simplemach(m): 3:56pm On Oct 11, 2012
tank God i am wit Gtb
Politics › Re: JTF Kill 30 Civilians In Maiduguri In Reprisal Attacks by simplemach(m): 7:16am On Oct 09, 2012
I think dats gud for those islamic animals. Mttcchheeeeeeew.
Politics › Re: Politician Advocates Outright Purchase Of Bakassi by simplemach(m): 7:01am On Oct 09, 2012
well, i think dis purchasing shuld be made, not for d sake of d oil in d land but for d sake of d already angered people dia.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Finally Concedes Bakassi To Cameroon: Ahead Of Tuesday's Broadcast by simplemach(m): 6:55am On Oct 09, 2012
so sory 4 my dear country
Fashion › Re: How To Heal Pimples Fast And Naturally by simplemach(m): 5:38pm On Oct 08, 2012
a.............ll these, just to remove 1 or 2 God forsaken pimples? mttttccchhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............w
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: FC Nordsjaelland Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On Tuesday October-2-2012 by simplemach(m): 1:59pm On Oct 02, 2012
just as usual, d Blues shall shine. 5-0 will not be a bad one.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast And Gunshots At Gaskiya Quarters Zaria by simplemach(m): 12:46pm On Sep 30, 2012
Hmmmmmm, Kaduna agai......................n?
Car Talk › Re: Should Heavy Duty Vehicles Be Banned From Roads During The Day by simplemach(m): 6:39pm On Sep 20, 2012
and wot do u do wit those dat use such heavy duty vehicles to get food for dia families only during d day?
Food › Re: What's Your Worst Cooking Blunder? by simplemach(m): 5:42am On Aug 25, 2012
[quote
author=nne3870]when i was young my aunt adds little garri to make soup
thicker if watery esp bitterleaf or oha, so oneday d cocoyam i bought
was not enough 4 d onugbu soup and instead of asking 4 d quantity 2 add i
went 2 fetch a cup of garri, poured everythn. Low d soup was even
thicker than d eba i made...lol, u can imagne d beating i recievd after a
whole pot of soup went in2 d bin.[/quote]U for add anoda cup. LWKMD.........!
Romance › April Fool Question; Solve It by simplemach(op): 7:22am On Aug 22, 2012
What will you do if u entered your room and find your best friend and your girlfriend under a bedsheet, all naked and they all jump up and say April fool! and wen u looked at the calender, your discovered it was April first? Sincere answers please.

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