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Romance › Re: 4 Ways To Turn A Good Argument To Great Sex by simplemach(m): 7:38am On Feb 24, 2015
Abeg girl wen want fvck go fvck, no be until una quarel.
Family › Re: Will You Allow Your Wife Use intimacy gadgets When You Are Away? by simplemach(m): 7:31am On Feb 24, 2015
justi4jesu:
You need JESUS!! LWKMD yOU ARE SO UNROMANTIC grin grin
ok, sanu mai romantic
Family › Re: Will You Allow Your Wife Use intimacy gadgets When You Are Away? by simplemach(m): 6:40am On Feb 24, 2015
If she like make she use firewood self.
Nairaland General › Re: by simplemach(m): 6:40am On Feb 24, 2015
Interesting
Health › Re: Federal Government Spends 8bn To Fight HIV/AIDS In Taraba, Abia State by simplemach(m): 6:01am On Feb 24, 2015
So this AIDS still dey chop us dis kind money?
Politics › Re: Lagos Court Frees Babalakin Over N4.7bn Fraud by simplemach(m): 5:58am On Feb 24, 2015
Still on the matter, APC promoting lies and corruption.
Politics › Re: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by simplemach(m): 5:57am On Feb 24, 2015
APC and lies. I have decided to vote GEJ come march 28.
GEJ till GMB regains his full health.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Eligibility Suit To Be Heard By March 19 by simplemach(m): 5:51am On Feb 24, 2015
Finally on that day, he will be sent back to his cattles in sokoto.
Politics › Re: DETAILS OF GENERAL BUHARI's Talk At Chatham House On Thursday Feb., 26. by simplemach(m): 5:43am On Feb 24, 2015
LRNZH:
Chai another GEJite is Intelligence challenged.
I guess you do not know today's date. Mama Piss come and carry one of your children from here.
hahaha
Politics › Re: DETAILS OF GENERAL BUHARI's Talk At Chatham House On Thursday Feb., 26. by simplemach(m): 5:43am On Feb 24, 2015
StealthyMe:
Its this thursday bro...he hasn't given the speech yet undecided
ok, pls all these questions should adressed.
Politics › Re: US Special Forces & Forces From 28 Countries Train In Chad For Boko Haram-Video by simplemach(m): 5:35am On Feb 24, 2015
Who invited the US? I hope they are just here to fight only against Bokoharam and nothing more.
Politics › Re: DETAILS OF GENERAL BUHARI's Talk At Chatham House On Thursday Feb., 26. by simplemach(m):
Will he (GMB) actually talk there?
Will he be able to talk for long?
In what language will he speak, English?
Will he go with an enterpreter?
I advice that an emmergency response crew should be stationed just outside the building on that dat day. Just in case.
Politics › Re: Thuggery And Nigeria’s Sleeping Police. by simplemach(m): 5:25am On Feb 24, 2015
Civilian jtf ko, hunter jtf ni
Politics › Re: Court Clears LASTMA Official Of Murder Charge by simplemach(m): 5:21am On Feb 24, 2015
APC officials, maltreating the masses since 1999.
Bringing to mind the 'Go n Die' saga.
Politics › Re: 35,000 Applicants Struggle For Immigration Jobs In Delta by simplemach(m): 5:18am On Feb 24, 2015
I hope there wont be another stampede this year.
Politics › Re: [picture] Buhari And GEJ Dress Up In Military Attire To Salute Nigerians by simplemach(m): 5:06am On Feb 24, 2015
moderatorr1:
This is the picture of the 2 military leaders greeting Nigerians
Choose your destiny...
whats this one saying, two 'military' leaders how, is Jonathan a military leader?
Politics › Re: PDP Master Plan For Election Postponement! by simplemach(m): 5:02am On Feb 24, 2015
Useless framed up write up. My advise to you is to shut up and get more decent job.
Jokes Etc › Re: This Is What Happens When Your Fiancee Asks For A Colourful Wedding (photo) by simplemach(m): 5:00am On Feb 24, 2015
Gurls and wedding. Na dem just serious dey comment for here.
Politics › Re: BUSTED!! Another Gej Transformation Agenda by simplemach(m): 11:02pm On Feb 22, 2015
Its possible what OBJ did was breaking of ground after which GEJ completed and officially commissioned the plant.
Family › Re: Can Your Tell Your Boss To Vacate The Front Seat Of Your Car For Your Wife? by simplemach(m): 10:59pm On Feb 22, 2015
Why should the so called boss sit in the front seat when he knows i have a wife?
Nairaland General › Re: Photos After Nigerian Army Recaptured Baga by simplemach(m): 10:56pm On Feb 22, 2015
And haters are gonna be hating.
Well its GEJ till fowl get teeth.
Politics › Re: I Will Maintain A Modest Lifestyle As President - Buhari by simplemach(m): 10:54pm On Feb 22, 2015
Thanx, but we dont want. You can go ahead and be a modest cattle rearer/Nomad to your cows.
Politics › Re: Fashola Says Agbaje Just Paid N.5 Part Of His Tax Default by simplemach(m): 10:14pm On Feb 22, 2015
But at list he paid
Romance › Re: 10 Things Guy Should Not Do If Not Going To Marry Her. by simplemach(m): 10:08pm On Feb 22, 2015
Op i no understand the last one.
So because i dont intend to marry a gurl, i should then not visit the local govt, what if she wants it?
Crime › Re: Helicopter Drops Apologetic Boko Haram Leaflets In Adamawa by simplemach(m): 4:44pm On Feb 21, 2015
Video of the helicopter droping the leaflets and that of the locals picking up and reading the leaflets or i dont believe it.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Recapture Baga After Fierce Battle With Terrorists by simplemach(m): 4:39pm On Feb 21, 2015
Thank God for this developement
Thank God for the NA
Thank God for GEJ
Thank God I'm a nigerian
Thank God i will vote PDP/GEJ
Thank God for the haters cos their days are numbered.
Politics › Re: Jonathan At OIC Summit With Leaders From Islamic Countries (photo) by simplemach(m): 4:30pm On Feb 21, 2015
Are u sure.......?
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priest Says God Is A Woman After He Died, Went To Heaven And Came Back by simplemach(m): 4:28pm On Feb 21, 2015
Hmmm, my own God, a woman.....?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Hangs Out With Aliko Dangote by simplemach(m): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2015
dechandel:
The rich hangs with the rich.. E good..
Will join you guys soon..
on facebook?
Celebrities › Re: Davido Hangs Out With Aliko Dangote by simplemach(m): 4:18pm On Feb 21, 2015
Big boy, big man
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shares A Pic Of When He Was A Cute Boy... by simplemach(m): 4:16pm On Feb 21, 2015
simpleseyi:
Only a product of a failed educational system will put GEJ and Nelson Mandela in the same statement without inversing their attributes.
and u, a product of a perfect system. Rubbish, u can lick my a$$ for all i care.
Investment › Re: Naira Hits N217 To Dollar At Black Market by simplemach(m): 11:43am On Feb 21, 2015
The US knows about this.

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