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Education › Re: 10 Years Old Girl Got Admission Int Uk University To Study Maths Degree by simplemach(m): 6:00am On Feb 25, 2015
Dont even understand the story. At a point they saie she did not go to skul and at another point they said she finished her A-level. But whatever it is sha, Goodluck to the the young girl and goodluck to Nigeria.
And this would also mean that it will be GEJ until the girl graduates.
Business › Re: Elections Postponement And Its Economic Implications by simplemach(m): 9:21pm On Feb 24, 2015
Walkopet:
[size=13pt]If PDP like make dem postpone am till December, I won't still vote for d Clueless.

Sai Baba!
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keep wallowing in ignorance.
Gej till everybody that thinks like dis starts thinking normally
Business › Re: Elections Postponement And Its Economic Implications by simplemach(m): 9:20pm On Feb 24, 2015
Toh
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Shares Shirtless Photo Of Him Cooking In The Kitchen by simplemach(m): 8:31pm On Feb 24, 2015
prettythicksme:
do u have body like him grin
yes! I do.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Trailed By Abortion And Sugar Daddies Rumours by simplemach(m): 4:08pm On Feb 24, 2015
Anything is possible with all these spoilt girls.
TV/Movies › where to download '50 shades of grey' by simplemach(op): 4:01pm On Feb 24, 2015
Pls fellow nairalanders, i need your help as to where i can download the film '50 shades of grey' from.
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Shares Shirtless Photo Of Him Cooking In The Kitchen by simplemach(m): 2:14pm On Feb 24, 2015
Me self dey cook na.
Politics › Re: Meet The Sick And Parkinson Striken Apc Buhari by simplemach(m): 2:04pm On Feb 24, 2015
Even a child that looks at those pix will tell u convincingly that the man in those pix is seriously sick and near death.
Let us pray for the sick Using Buhari as a point of contact
O.... Lord grant health unto your sick children Expecially Buhari. let him be strong enough to atleast watch the live broadcast of the Nigerian handover/swearing in. On TV; we pray O Lord...
Politics › Re: Spot The Difference In Buhari Fayose Transcorp Photos by simplemach(m): 1:55pm On Feb 24, 2015
No difference bros, na d room be dat. No mind APC. Small small all their lies go expose finish.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Begs For Ceasefire. .!! by simplemach(m): 1:51pm On Feb 24, 2015
No retreat, no ceasefire.
Kill them all
Boko haram must be flushed out weda G.M.B likes it or not. GEJ till sambisa becomes a crusade ground.
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Attacks Potiskum, Yobe by simplemach(m): 1:43pm On Feb 24, 2015
May the soul of the dead rest in peace.
Politics › Re: Faking Shekau To Implicate Buhari Is Cowardice, An Height Of Foolishness – Group by simplemach(m): 1:37pm On Feb 24, 2015
Nawaoooooo, being an illitrate is almost equal to being dead. Does is it mean that apart from Osinbajo no other member or supporter of APC is learned? Its just rumored/alleged, not confirmed. Nobody even knows if its tru or wether the news is a similar one to the 'interview in London' and some group of illitrates are already calling names. SMH.......
Politics › Re: [picture] Buhari And GEJ Dress Up In Military Attire To Salute Nigerians by simplemach(m): 1:13pm On Feb 24, 2015
acenazt:
so why do you think he is referred to as the commander in chief of the armed forces of Nigeria?
that does not still make him a military ruler. He is a DEMOCRAT.
Politics › Re: [picture] Buhari And GEJ Dress Up In Military Attire To Salute Nigerians by simplemach(m): 1:11pm On Feb 24, 2015
Krisddon:
Shut the hell up!.... U got the message simple.
apc, u are suspected to be a member.
Politics › Re: President Under Fire!! APC, Lawyers Attack Jonathan Over 90-hectare Farmland by simplemach(m): 9:03am On Feb 24, 2015
Everybody just dey talk to GEJ anyhow because he is calm and does not take some 'too strict' decisions agaisnt people. I dont think this land in question is upto what OBJ acquired in ota (thats if its upto a half of it) while in office and yet nobody had the guts to talk to him about it. Bros GEJ abeg continue your farmland runnings jare, anybody wen e pain make him go enter that pit for SIBERIA.
Food › Re: Reason Why You Eat Your Meat At The End Of The Meal by simplemach(m): 9:00am On Feb 24, 2015
Because it serves as wage to the food you ate.
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Visits Buhari In London(Photo) by simplemach(m): 8:50am On Feb 24, 2015
Whats the name of the hotel where he lodged in london? One dont even know what to believe from these apc people anymore. Imagine reporting an interview that was done inside one lagos hotel room as being from london. Who knows, may be this visit was done before Buhari left (if he truly is in london) or may be from a hospital reception. Just saying ooo. But seeiously, APC members need to repent, gush... the lies are just too much.
Politics › Re: Buhari's London Meeting Was In Transcorp Abuja - Fayose Claims (Pictures) by simplemach(m): 8:46am On Feb 24, 2015
A... Fi...... C.... Lies.........!
Nairaland General › Re: Money Rain In Dubai(pics) by simplemach(m): 8:12am On Feb 24, 2015
Money rain in dubai. U c why i want to go to a place like this? Even if you dont have job, atleast once a month you know its going to rain money and you 'fetch' as much as you need.
Politics › Re: Four Mysterious Giant Hole Discovered In Siberia by simplemach(m): 8:09am On Feb 24, 2015
One can swim in it.
Politics › Re: Police Impounds Truck With Over 100,000 Live Cartridges In Kwara by simplemach(m): 8:07am On Feb 24, 2015
Jesus! Na civil war?
Romance › Re: 4 Ways To Turn A Good Argument To Great Sex by simplemach(m): 8:05am On Feb 24, 2015
mrking3:
I guess you just jumped into conclusion without painstakingly reading in between the Lines.
i read everything bros
Romance › Re: How To Keep Your Manhood Up And Hard For Longer In 20 Ways by simplemach(m): 8:04am On Feb 24, 2015
Ok
Family › Re: Man Reportedly Attempts To Marry Spiritual Wife In Ikoyi by simplemach(m):
Give that man two bottles of cold origin mixed in one glass of palm wine, when he sleeps and wakes up, he will not bring up this topic again.
Infact him go divorce the so called spiritual wife before him wake up self.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: What Do You Say About This Drawing?? by simplemach(m): 7:52am On Feb 24, 2015
Which drawing
Politics › Re: How Military Arrests Boko Haram Insurgents Disguised As Women by simplemach(m): 7:51am On Feb 24, 2015
GEJ till the woman man transgends
Sports › Re: Amaju Pinnick's Visit To EPL Clubs; A Waste Of Public Funds. by simplemach(m): 7:47am On Feb 24, 2015
Who send am...?
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Steps Out In Distressed Jeans:photo by simplemach(m): 7:45am On Feb 24, 2015
Big boy. But if me i wear dis one now dem go say na poverty.
Pets › Re: Indian Monkey Set To Inherit Fortune From Ostracised Couple by simplemach(m): 7:42am On Feb 24, 2015
U'll see girls now ready to marry the monkey
Romance › Re: Imo Village Head Dies After Marathon Sex With 2 Teenage Girls Aged 14 And 16 by simplemach(m): 7:40am On Feb 24, 2015
Nawa ooo, small girls of nowadays. Dem don go use nyash kill dis old man for nothing now.

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